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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Getting to learn all about you.

Post something about yourself, be it, insightful, meaningful, plain silly or even boring.

I love drinking Vimto and eating crisp butties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate onions, but my favourite ever crisp is pickled onion Monster Munch.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

I funded myself through 2 tertiary qualifications, which I'm very proud of.

When I retire I'd like to complete a PhD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a country girl with a heart of gold and a love of chocolate.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I hate onions, but my favourite ever crisp is pickled onion Monster Munch."

What a contradiction.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

I have 3 pussies...

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I funded myself through 2 tertiary qualifications, which I'm very proud of.

When I retire I'd like to complete a PhD. "

Is it a PhD in having a very cheeky bum.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I have 3 pussies...

And you buy your honey from Tesco.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm a country girl with a heart of gold and a love of chocolate."

Fancy a walk in the country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a massive tea connoisseur

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm a twin, but not a standard identical or fraternal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a part of any country. No country wants me.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"I am a massive tea connoisseur "

I love my tea..

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"I have 3 pussies...

And you buy your honey from Tesco.

That is true...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I am often covered in mud and dog hair thanks to my three dogs. And I love it.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm not a part of any country. No country wants me.

That’s intriguing.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I have 3 pussies...

And you buy your honey from Tesco.

That is true...

Looks tasty too.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I am often covered in mud and dog hair thanks to my three dogs. And I love it."

I’d have a roll in the mud with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a part of any country. No country wants me.

In Mali aren’t you?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I funded myself through 2 tertiary qualifications, which I'm very proud of.

When I retire I'd like to complete a PhD.

Is it a PhD in having a very cheeky bum.

I was thinking about doing something slightly more academic and having a hot ass !!

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By *rOralMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I find Chocolate to be disgusting.

Also, my first choice of a Me time is going to the cinema, and eat popcorn with butter as if the world is going to end the day after.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’d never picked up a camera nor was I interested in photography until I joined fab.

The mr

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I once got someone fired from their job just because they put too much ketchup in my burger!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’d never picked up a camera nor was I interested in photography until I joined fab.

The mr "

Duck to water.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat

I have a pathological fear of baked beans touching my chips

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I always have gum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Born in the west country , made in the west country , yet spend almost every other weekend flying to Newcastle to watch the mighty toon army , I like BBQ beef hula hoops and Dr Pepper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once won money for pillow fighting

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

We used to own a pig and when it was old enough we had said pig butchered and we ate it. Hope that’s random enough for you.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m shy

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By *hy marvel guyMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I also watch DC....

I know.... I'm a freak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im currently sat in a lecture that i can't concentrate in... im also a whore. neither of those should come as news to you though dearest fiddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm discombobulating and vexatious.. Does what it says on the tin

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"im currently sat in a lecture that i can't concentrate in... im also a whore. neither of those should come as news to you though dearest fiddles

Px "

I think I’d like to be in your tutor group, but perhaps the other side to you would be better to know.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I need a nap... And maybe a wank too.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m shy

I can sense you blushing from here. x

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I don’t know what discombobulating and vexatious mean

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"We used to own a pig and when it was old enough we had said pig butchered and we ate it. Hope that’s random enough for you. "

Very resourceful too.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I’m shy

Me too Dancer... until I'm naked that is, then I'm at ease and confident.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I have a pathological fear of baked beans touching my chips"

I know where you’re at there.

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By *intyMightMan
over a year ago

Southport

Best drink of the day Tea!!

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"We used to own a pig and when it was old enough we had said pig butchered and we ate it. Hope that’s random enough for you.

Very resourceful too. "

The whole story behind the pig is too long and kinda sad to post here. Although said pig was really tasty.

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Im rather shy, I enjoy photography and am currently about to begin a qualification in health and safety....

Oh and I'm quite partial to a jammie Dodger

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Im rather shy, I enjoy photography and am currently about to begin a qualification in health and safety....

Oh and I'm quite partial to a jammie Dodger

I think there’s plenty of people on here that don’t carry out risk assessments before posting in some of the threads.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Despite being quite deft at most everyday things, I have never changed a flat tyre and I wouldn't know how to.

And, celery makes me feel nauseous.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I have a cold shower every day

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'm discombobulating and vexatious.. Does what it says on the tin

Midnight darling, we all knew that already.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Post something about yourself, be it, insightful, meaningful, plain silly or even boring."

I’ve got a tractor.

(A small one. But still. An actual tractor. It’s red.)

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Post something about yourself, be it, insightful, meaningful, plain silly or even boring.

I’ve got a tractor.

(A small one. But still. An actual tractor. It’s red.)"

But do you have a brand new combine harvester?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hold a second dan black belt in tae kwon do.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I drink seven cups of coffee a day but only one is caffeinated.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I don't drink coffee but I like coffee-flavoured drinks, cocktails, tiramisu etc

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

I am amazed that I have reached my present age, 99 here I come

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I don't drink coffee but I like coffee-flavoured drinks, cocktails, tiramisu etc "

Hello you. How’s things, we’ve not chatted in ages.

Oh, and I’m the opposite. I like drinking coffee but not coffee flavoured things.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"I have 3 pussies...

And you buy your honey from Tesco.

That is true...

Looks tasty too.

Very sweet it is..

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Oh, and I’m the opposite. I like drinking coffee but not coffee flavoured things.

Oh! Same here. Coffee-flavoured chocolates make me gag. But I adore a good flat white and would kill for the perfect black filter brew. Especially with a drop of honey stirred in.

"But do you have a brand new combine harvester? "

Absolutely not. Have you seen the price of those things?

If I had that much cash floating around I’d spend it on a whole garage of supercars, not a bloomin’ combine …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m new(ish) to fab. Brand new to the forum - although I lurked under my previous incarnation.

I like wine, books & pizza

I dislike cider, football & bad manners.

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By *igBangMachineMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Good manners. Cant go wrong

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I don't drink coffee but I like coffee-flavoured drinks, cocktails, tiramisu etc

Hello you. How’s things, we’ve not chatted in ages.

Oh, and I’m the opposite. I like drinking coffee but not coffee flavoured things.

Hello Trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my proudest achievements, back in October 1996 I passed the IAM Advanced driving test.

Would recommend it to anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Revolut

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I make a mean fish pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a mean fish pie with my pussy juice

Bon appétit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Country girl hate big cities. Love BBQ and beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of an overshare, but at 37 as an only child, I have lost both my parents. My fiancée at the time broke up with me saying I was too needy. Having been on here a few years ago I am now back because threads like these are always fascinating and brighten up my day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love my job, adore football, passion for Social Care staff wellbeing and love wildlife. Favourite animals are owls haha! Oh and I love coffee

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use to work as a massage therapist at a holiday resort spa

And the amount of woman and some men who were on a family holiday asked for extras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the great outdoors, wandering around the hills and fells. Also love full bodied red wine. Hate celery swede, parsnips and rude people.

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Use to work as a massage therapist at a holiday resort spa

And the amount of woman and some men who were on a family holiday asked for extras "

So, how do they go about this?

Do they just outright ask?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I paint my toenails even though I never let anyone see my toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use to work as a massage therapist at a holiday resort spa

And the amount of woman and some men who were on a family holiday asked for extras

So, how do they go about this?

Do they just outright ask? "

Most would drop little hints that they are looking for extras but most yes would just ask how much for a ending?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a phobia of wrinkly prune fingers I can't have a bath or go swimming and have to wear gloves to wash up.

Even seeing pictures of them sets me off.

As you can imagine I get the piss taken out of me for it

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Use to work as a massage therapist at a holiday resort spa

And the amount of woman and some men who were on a family holiday asked for extras

So, how do they go about this?

Do they just outright ask?

Most would drop little hints that they are looking for extras but most yes would just ask how much for a ending? "

Wow. I love the idea but I'd be too worried about offending the masseur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use to work as a massage therapist at a holiday resort spa

And the amount of woman and some men who were on a family holiday asked for extras

So, how do they go about this?

Do they just outright ask?

Most would drop little hints that they are looking for extras but most yes would just ask how much for a ending?

Wow. I love the idea but I'd be too worried about offending the masseur "

Was never offended just laughed and reminded them it wasn’t that sort of spa at a family holiday village

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By *ornyHumpyMan95Man
over a year ago

Prestatyn

I'm currently surviving with 1 and a half Lungs, had 2 surgeries in 2020 to remove 2 seperate tumors, 1 in my lung and 1 in my Thyroid which I'm now on lifetime tablets, go-to drink is Pepsi Max, I'm finding out more about people around me...oh and I have low level ASD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use to work as a massage therapist at a holiday resort spa

And the amount of woman and some men who were on a family holiday asked for extras

So, how do they go about this?

Do they just outright ask?

Most would drop little hints that they are looking for extras but most yes would just ask how much for a ending?

Wow. I love the idea but I'd be too worried about offending the masseur "

If I wasn’t out your age range would happily offer you one

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By *ornyHumpyMan95Man
over a year ago

Prestatyn

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By *ornyHumpyMan95Man
over a year ago

Prestatyn

Don't know now if I posted too much info in my last message, or was that OK?

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've just passed my level one foil (fencing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just passed my level one foil (fencing)

XX"

Congratulations

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