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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

So almost 45years after it's release I've just discovered that Peter Gabriel isn't singing "she's so popular"

In the song Games Without Frontiers.

Actually he's singing

Jeux sans frontiers.

Who knew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did. Jeux sans frontieres was a euro version of an old TV programme called It's a Knockout.

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By *YDB75Man
over a year ago

East Yorkie

George Micheal

In the absence of security

I made my way into the night

Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me (stupid Cupid keeps on calling me)

But I see loving in his eyes

I miss my baby (oh yeah)

I miss my baby (tonight)

So why don't we make a little room in my BMW, babe?

I thought the last line was “So why do we make a little room there be a double duvet “

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Love watching Peter Kays misheard lyrics on youtube

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

How about Neil Diamond singing "The Reverend Blue Jeans"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love watching Peter Kays misheard lyrics on youtube

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I can't believe you kiss your cock at night.

We're giving love in a femidom

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I love per kays take on this

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Choppa ghoulie island breeze

Madonna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot dog, jumping frog, Albert Turkey

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Don't go Jason Waterfall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm blue Aberdeen and Dubai - Eiffel 65

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love her cooking. Simple minds Alive and Kicking

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Bit of an old one, but my grandma always insisted the lyrics to Y viva Espana were

Oh this year I'm off to sunny Spain, with Vera the spaniel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I set fire to Lorraine"

Adelle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually he's not singing it at all. Kate Bush is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I got my first real sex dream” - Bryan Adams

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

It's not really a misheard lyric but concrete and clay it does actually say "my feet begin to crumble", I'm also amused by singing ever lasting glove

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"It's not really a misheard lyric but concrete and clay it does actually say "my feet begin to crumble", I'm also amused by singing ever lasting glove"

Oh and my old dad used to love singing "like a 9 stone cowboy"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"“I got my first real sex dream” - Bryan Adams "

Oh I like that one.

“’Scuse me, while I kiss this guy …”

Hendrix. Obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jerry thought.

The Drifters...Under the floor boards, down by the sea.

Dire Straits...Money for nothing, chips for free.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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Not me, but a friend at college thought that The Charlatans were singing "I wanna be a door"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna take my horse to the hotel room

Gonna ride till I can't no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

REM, The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite - Calling Jamaica, Correct lyric: Call me when you try to wake her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna know have you ever seen Lorraine - creedance Clearwater revival

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I wanna know have you ever seen Lorraine - creedance Clearwater revival "

I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"It's not really a misheard lyric but concrete and clay it does actually say "my feet begin to crumble", I'm also amused by singing ever lasting glove"

The lyric is actually “the concrete and the clay beneath my feet begin to crumble”

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Arthur, he does as he pleases,

All of his life he's messed his trousers"

Arthur's Theme - Christopher Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna know have you ever seen Lorraine - creedance Clearwater revival

I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone

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Laughter in Lorraine, feeling like a fool in love again - Lionel Richie, My Destiny

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

LIsten to the backing vocalists (The Jordanaires) on "Teddy Bear" by Elvis Presley, and tell me they're not singing "hot bananas"!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"At the top of the stairs is a garden,

My life is like bed sores, happiness".

At The Top Of The Stairs - The Formations

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"There ain't half been some clever bastards, suck me penis, suck me penis".

There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards - Ian Dury & The Blockheads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How strange, I opened this post just as Peter Gabriel is playing on the radio station I'm listening to.

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By *enusandmarsCouple
over a year ago

Buryish

"Ohhhh oh oh, number 6 is on fire!" - Kings of Leon. This is what we told the kids the song said haha

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

The police so lonely

Sue Lawly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby Shark

Should be, safe at last dududududududu

Sounds like, say fat b@stard dududdududud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush:

Out on the wily, windy moors

Sweet Roland falls in dew

He had distemper like my jealous eel

Too hard, too greasy

This is not right is it?

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By *eliciouslyFilthyGentMan
over a year ago

Sidcup

Bald headed woman, bald headed woman to me - Bee Gees

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

Billy Ocean "go and get stuffed".

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By *itenDaysCouple
over a year ago

Vale of Glamorgan

"Love watching Peter Kays misheard lyrics on youtube

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Love this as well.

The cars drive - who’s going to drive you home pork pie

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

In the Christmas song: Rockin around the Christmas tree- Brenda Lee

Thought she said “later we’ll have some pumpkin pie” but she actually says “later we’ll have some fucking pie”

hahaha

Have a listen!

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By *eliciouslyFilthyGentMan
over a year ago

Sidcup

Don’t let your son go down on me, although I’ve hurt myself, there’s always someone’s arse i see- Elton John

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I always thought the first line of angel eyes by wet wet wet was, " sick on me babe in the morning"

And I'm sure I've seen an interview where one of atomic kitten admitted that during their sound checks they used to sing " you can lick my hole again"

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

We are family.... sister Sledge

We're giving love in a Femidom

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Livin on a prayer ... Bon Jovi

Doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

For about two months I thought the Kaiser Chiefs song, I predict a riot was called.

Angry to red!!

Sounds daft but have a listen and sing angry to red at the chorus.

It works

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By *hillenCouple
over a year ago

Borehamwood

'our shadows taller than arseholes'. Led Zeppelin, Stairway to Heaven.

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

"We are family.... sister Sledge

We're giving love in a Femidom "

Also just let me staple the vicar

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"So almost 45years after it's release I've just discovered that Peter Gabriel isn't singing "she's so popular"

In the song Games Without Frontiers.

Actually he's singing

Jeux sans frontiers.

Who knew!

"

Fuck off, no way,I'm not changing how I sing it, it's been too long... actual mind blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doo bush, doo fie your dreams are China in your hand...

That's how I've always sang it anyway

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By *ambi4uMan
over a year ago

Saint Helens

"REM, The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite - Calling Jamaica, Correct lyric: Call me when you try to wake her."

I always heard

"Calling Cheryl Baker"

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By *ddy86Man
over a year ago

Abram

ELO - Mr Blue Sky. The last line is actually 'please turn me over' not the commonly sang 'Mister Bluuuue Skyyyyy' as it was the last track on the A side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night I dreamt of some bagels - Madonna La Isla Bonita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And his mama cries

'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need

It is another hungry mouth to feed

In the ghecko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ELO - Mr Blue Sky. The last line is actually 'please turn me over' not the commonly sang 'Mister Bluuuue Skyyyyy' as it was the last track on the A side."

One could argue that it was the last track on the 'C' side - or side 3 - as it was a double album. I have it on CD,but my dad has the original vinyl

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By *ikynminnyCouple
over a year ago

Blaydon

ha listen to lady gagas poker face chourus loud thats quite a good one xx

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

To this day whenever I hear I hear Captain Sensible's version of Happy Talk, he is singing Golly baby, I'm a lucky c**t

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

[Removed by poster at 01/04/23 23:28:13]

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By *heoneandonlyEJCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

"To this day whenever I hear I hear Captain Sensible's version of Happy Talk, he is singing Golly baby, I'm a lucky c**t"

I think he probably was

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"For about two months I thought the Kaiser Chiefs song, I predict a riot was called.

Angry to red!!

Sounds daft but have a listen and sing angry to red at the chorus.

It works "

I thought it was "I speak Tourettes "

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Better Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes

Thought she sung

She could make a crow blush "

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

An ex’s sister, instead of singing the famous band aid song “ feed the world “ she sang “Jeeeeeesus whooooo, let them now it’s Christmas time”

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Prefab Sprouts song Cars and girls lyrics were " life's stinking codpiece"..the actual lyric is "life's stinking car thieves"...

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (S.Australia)

Don't know what the songS called but it's by Florence and the Machine and old Flo there wails over over on the top of her voice (as she so often does) "IM LIVING ON SEXY MUFFINS..."

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Feel the beat from the tangerine - Abba

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

From primary school...

The Combine Harvester Song

Combine harrrr-ves-ter, combine har

Combine harrrr-ves-ter, combine har

Combine harrrr-ves-ter, combine har

Oh lo-ord combine har

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Killers - Human

I thought it was "I am on my knees looking for the hamster"

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By *xx90292Man
over a year ago

London

‘Keep on with the postal strike-don’t stop til you get enough’..

‘Don’t stop thinkin bout tomatoes’

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I managed to convince our kids that Constant Craving by KD Lang was actually Can't Stand Gravy. Her Sunday roasts are very plain.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abba Super trouper

I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend thought Alannis Morrisette sang about a 'death row hard on, 2 minutes to late' rather than a death row pardon!!!! Both I guess are unfortunate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bucket heads - The Bomb! (These Sounds Fall into My Mind).

I thought it was a chippy order "Peas, pies, pudding, chips and ri... ce (rice)"

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Excuse me, while I kiss this guy

Jimi Hendrix

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Blinded by the light

Woke up like a douche in the middle of the night.

_______

It is actually -

Blinded by the light

Revved up like a deuce

Another runner in the night

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Eternal

Wanna be the only one to hold you

Take you from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blinded by the light

Woke up like a douche in the middle of the night.

_______

It is actually -

Blinded by the light

Revved up like a deuce

Another runner in the night

"

Well that has cleared that up for me, I honestly thought it was douche

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Sweet Dreams are made of Cheese....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought the lyrics in love shack went “Henry is rusty!” Much to my friends amusement the first time he heard me sing it.

Apparently and he is correct the words are “Tin roof is rusty” . It think my lyrics sound better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought the lyrics in love shack went “Henry is rusty!” Much to my friends amusement the first time he heard me sing it.

Apparently and he is correct the words are “Tin roof is rusty” . It think my lyrics sound better!

"

It's actually Tin roof,rusted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Better Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes

Thought she sung

She could make a crow blush "

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Well, I am surprised. I thought so too.

I’ve just had to look it up.

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By *ikynminnyCouple
over a year ago

Blaydon

Whats that one that goes

Shower the horse I'm done ha

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Another Peter Kay one, Mercy by Duffy.

“You Got Me Begging You For Bird Seed”

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By *bitjesusMan
over a year ago

darwen

Hot Hot Heat ‘bandages’ or panda jizz

Fear Factory ‘linchpin’ or just give me a pie

Hammer fall ‘hearts on fire’ or arse on fire

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Bette Davis Eyes

For years I thought it was Better Days to Die

Ruby

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Macy Gray from "I Try"- "I wear goggles when you are not here"

Actual lyric - "my world crumbles when you are not here."

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Not a song lyric, but when I was at school, somebody thought the Lord's Prayer included "lead us not into Thames station".

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Every Time You Go Away, You Take a Piece of Meat With You - Paul Young

We Built This City on Sausage Rolls - Starship

See That Girl, Watch Her Scream, Kicking the Dancing Queen - ABBA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Robinson - Simon and Garf

[I used to gig and sang this wrong weekly for about 10 years lol no one ever said a thing!]

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon, going to a candy place to bake.

Actual:

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon, going to a candidates debate.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Sash - Adelante

Definitely has a bloke in the song who is shouting ‘Tickle Me!!!’

Always makes me giggle

Ed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a song lyric, but when I was at school, somebody thought the Lord's Prayer included "lead us not into Thames station". "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard

And they're like, it's better than yours

Damn right it's better than yours

I can teach you, but I have to charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love watching Peter Kays misheard lyrics on youtube

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I had a little bit of pee escape when i watched it

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