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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that a lady from a place called Kirby, which is actually an overspill of Liverpool, was prevented from buying 100 cucumbers in lidl due to cucumber rationing. Apparently she makes juices out of them and sells them.

Was the manager correct or should small businesses use wholesalers. It's all over the news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's up to the shop what they sell. I'd be surprised if they had as many as 100 cucumbers on the shelf!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Have you ever seen a cucumber being milked Tom?

It's my go to if nothing else does the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Times are tough, from Love Honey to Lidl.. a womans gotta do what a womans got to do.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Have you ever seen a cucumber being milked Tom?

It's my go to if nothing else does the trick."

I never knew cucumbers had nipples.....

A

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Times are tough, from Love Honey to Lidl.. a womans gotta do what a womans got to do."

If they refused to sell her cucumbers she could have gone for some corn on the cob as an alternative.

Nobbly.....for her pleasure.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever seen a cucumber being milked Tom?

It's my go to if nothing else does the trick."

I guess it would never let you down lol

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

You’d think if she had a business selling juices she would find herself a producer that could do her a better deal than a Supermarket with no issues as to supply and demand.

Buying 100 from a supermarket is just excessive.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Lack of cucumbers..

All over the queues Tom?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

If she's a real business, she would be eligible for a Makro card or somesuch. It would work out cheaper and simpler to use a wholesaler. This "business" sounds distinctly cash only and unofficial. I see plenty of corner shopkeepers making the most of supermarket offers and selling them on DESPITE the packaging being labeled not for resale.

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By *lue Eyed Blonde GuyMan
over a year ago

Alfreton

Used to have a business and the wholesale price for a block of butter was 50% more than at a standard supermarket and had to buy a full case too. So it is not always cheaper at a wholesaler, although no expert on cucumbers myself.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Times are tough, from Love Honey to Lidl.. a womans gotta do what a womans got to do."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doubt it's "all over the news"

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I remember a craze a while back where sloots would see how many sharpies they could fit in their arse or flange.

Imagine the gapping fanny on that sloot after she has bashed 100 cuckes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" was prevented from buying 100 cucumbers in lidl "

So the manager seazed her salad

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I doubt it's "all over the news""

It's definitely all over the news... Many outlets reporting on the 100 cucumber caper

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It's bloody ridiculous who goes into a supermarket expecting to buy 100 cucumbers. I'm surprise they have 100 in stocks. What's wrong with going to a wholesalers if she uses that many on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I doubt it's "all over the news"

It's definitely all over the news... Many outlets reporting on the 100 cucumber caper"

I did actually see this on the news yesterday

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Fucking hell, it’s not like there’s anything important happening in the world at the moment is there.

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