FabSwingers.com forum: Shitty Films

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

We’ve had shitty series in a thread previously so as a logical follow on, it’s the turn of films.

Yes indeed, I’m referring to films that you’ve sat down to watch but just couldn’t make it very far into on account of the said film being…..well, frankly shit.

Good folks; list me all those films you just couldn’t finish and how far in did you manage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinsey

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I started to watch, Birdman starring Michael Keaton a while back.

….Twenty interminable minutes of ad libbed and highly pretentious cuntery later and I could take nay more.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Killer Sofa.

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By *ad66Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

The greatest showman, I don't mind a musical but not the sort that has virtually no dialogue & just one crap song after another!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Jackie Brown (usually a big fan of Tarantino)

Day of the jackal (modern one)

Robocop (new one)

In fact, most reboots seem shite

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Open water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The minute you wake up dead starring Morgan Freeman.

I gave it about 20 minutes before getting angry at myself for giving up that much of my time. Utter shite. Don’t bother.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"I started to watch, Birdman starring Michael Keaton a while back.

….Twenty interminable minutes of ad libbed and highly pretentious cuntery later and I could take nay more.

Same here- can't believe it won awards! self indulgent, pretentious bollocks of the highest order!

Same with Denzil Washingtons 'Fences'...just a never ending tirade of dialogue with little else of any note- think that one lasted less that 20 minutes before it was binned

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I though birdbox was crap.

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

6 headed shark attack, watched this on the horror channel, cried with laughter at it

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Pretty much anything with Jack Nicholson.

In particular about Schmidt.

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

Dogville and grand Budapest Hotel both spring to mind

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

The Blair Witch Project

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By *lknhungMan
over a year ago

Luton

CABIN IN THE WOODS is shockingly awful!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Cabin in the woods

The preachers wife

Blair witch project

Airplane

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

I (Mr) have a passion for proper bad films. We're not talking films that are bad, but set out specifically to be bad.

Zombeavers

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

Anything Elvira

Beaster Bunny

Well you get the gist

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

Lost in Translation. Like Birdman, was hailed by the critics as a masterpiece......I don't think so.....

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By *orthLondonGeekyBearMan
over a year ago

N. London

I walked out of the cinema halfway through Thor Love and Thunder. Awful. No redeeming qualities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waterworld with Kevin Costner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Potter, the hype is unreal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new Avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost in Translation. Like Birdman, was hailed by the critics as a masterpiece......I don't think so....."

We tried watching this but the wife ended up screaming at the screen and blowing a fuse. I learnt a lot of new Japanese slang swear words that night

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

Chariots of fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The core.

It’s one of those films that’s so shitty, it blasts right on through shitty and and comes out the other side.

It’s worth a watch if you like bad films

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The Road.

It has been nearly 14 years since I saw it and I still think about how terrible it was on a regular basis.

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Avatar 2.. thats 3 an a half hours I ll never get back ...

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

On the Line - new film on Prime with Mel Gibson

No country for Old Men

Donnie Darko

The Big Lebowski

Any Star Wars except the 1977 original.

Yawn all of them...

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

Saved!

Left the cinema. Was so terrible.

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By *yresMan
over a year ago

Midland town

Caligula from the late seventies, walked out of the cinema during the interval, it was so bad.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"The new Avatar "
Agree! The first one is brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green Street, absolute dog shit

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Magnolia

Independence Day 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I (Mr) have a passion for proper bad films. We're not talking films that are bad, but set out specifically to be bad.

Zombeavers

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

Anything Elvira

Beaster Bunny

Well you get the gist

Anything Troma then?

There was one I seen in HMV once called Ozombie. A zombie film with the corpse of Osama bin Laden. Regretted not getting it.

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

"I (Mr) have a passion for proper bad films. We're not talking films that are bad, but set out specifically to be bad.

Zombeavers

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

Anything Elvira

Beaster Bunny

Well you get the gist

Anything Troma then?

There was one I seen in HMV once called Ozombie. A zombie film with the corpse of Osama bin Laden. Regretted not getting it."

Troma is good. Cut my teeth on Toxic Avenger, Class Of Nukem High etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell to sleep in the cinema whilst watching 'Catch me if you can'

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Transformers - first one was palatable. The rest. My goodness

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Star Wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that involes saving the world in a spaceship and a soundtrack.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

In the 1970s we used to show a film called 'Taken for Granted' to school kids as part of their Environmental Science module.

It was about sewage treatment. Couldn't get much shittier than that!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Star Wars"

You beat me to it. I was going to add insult to injury by saying " I think it was called something like 'Star Wars'"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Transformers - first one was palatable. The rest. My goodness "

I love them allso good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 headed shark attack, watched this on the horror channel, cried with laughter at it "

Sharknado also lol

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

American Hustle: Yet another ad libbed pile of prime pretentiousness/crass bullshit from Hollywood, this time from director David O. Russell.

What made this doubly shocking is that the very same director had previously brought us, Silver Linings Playbook which I thought to be superb.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Interstellar... About 2 hours too long lol

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I bought a vampire motorcycle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one where they had to drill holes in asteroids. It was so wholesomely American, lets sacrifice ourselves to save the world.

And any others along those lines. I want the asteroid to win sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably ruffle a few feathers by saying this one but it still remains the only film l ever got up in a cinema and walked out of a movie from ...Once upon a time in Hollywood...l personally thought it was pure crap , it was like a patchwork quilt ..a bit of this...a bit of that ..pure crap in my eyes .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one where they had to drill holes in asteroids. It was so wholesomely American, lets sacrifice ourselves to save the world.

And any others along those lines. I want the asteroid to win sometimes

Armageddon is the film you're thinking of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeth

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

not sure what the title was it was either reading burns or burn after reading. ait was shit. I went with a group of people so couldn't leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insidious. Is it just me that can't figure it out?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

The Lost Boys, I was at school when that film came out and everyone loved it except me I thought it was so boring, watched it again a couple of years ago and still found it boring.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Guns Akimbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary Poppins Returns

Got about 1/2 hour into the film and I had to find something else to watch.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Probably ruffle a few feathers by saying this one but it still remains the only film l ever got up in a cinema and walked out of a movie from ...Once upon a time in Hollywood...l personally thought it was pure crap , it was like a patchwork quilt ..a bit of this...a bit of that ..pure crap in my eyes ."

First time I watched it, it took a good hour for me to get into it. Second time round I thought it was great film

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Star Wars

Absolute garbage: utterly baffling which this crap is so revered and has spawned so many sequels and prequels.Tosh.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Flash Gordon

Wooden acting, crap script, fuck awful music, shoddy set & effects- an all round attempt to polish a turd, that just smeared shite far and wide

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

The 1st instalment of the new Dune. Could have halved the length and it would be perfectly coherent. They obviously spent a fortune on sets and locations and were determined to make the most of them. I don't need to watch a ten minute clip of a spaceship landing in the desert.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Lifeforce. It's actually very funny but unintentionally. Some decent actors in it. British cinema at it's worst. On a par with Carry Ons and the Confessions atrocities.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Anaconda, ended up watching it all just to see if got any better. It didn't!

Recently watched the first Fast And Furious. What an absolute pike of sticking poop. Thought as it was on if gone it a go. As a car but, I just kept spotting so many errors. Especially when they had a NOS explosion. How does some non flammable explode?

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Lars von trier The House that Jack Built.

I watched about half of it then a scene started with a Mother and her Children I won’t go into detail but it was too upsetting for me to watch any further.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Human Centipede and the sequels. Phenomenally bad!

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By *hillenCouple
over a year ago

Borehamwood

Eraserhead

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Eraserhead"

If you go on YouTube there is a video that's a tribute to that film, set to Half Man Half Biscuits song Restless Legs. It's brilliant!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Movie 43

You don't know what a bad movie is until you see that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG . Just seen ‘Operation Fortune’. New Guy Ritchie film with Jason Statham and Hugh Grant.

It’s awful !!!!!!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Torque.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The Piano.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

It is funny to think that the cinema industry nearly died out a few decades ago.

Now they have to keep the actors gravy train rolling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My policeman

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

A film called Money Plane...complete dogshit bad acting and awful plot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fast and Furious 1 to whatever they're upto now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the 1970s we used to show a film called 'Taken for Granted' to school kids as part of their Environmental Science module.

It was about sewage treatment. Couldn't get much shittier than that!"

Must have been draining to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Luther film on Netflix

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Lord of the Rings, could get halfway through the first one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The snowman.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Yes the tarantino film Once upon a time in Hollywood oh and Ali G both absolute crap walked out of both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bird man and The Menu

Complete pretentious tosh!

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By *REEPALESTINEMan
over a year ago

derby

Cocaine bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead Poets Society

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By *ld HeroMan
over a year ago

Luton

Not sure it's out yet and I'll NEVER watch it as the trailer is fecking awful but - Pooh, Blood and Honey

Just why???

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"The Piano.

Is this the same film, about the germans in ww2 and the plight of the Jews.

Harrowing but brilliant I thought.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

The Strangers, bloody awful movie

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Snakes on a Plane was not too bad however Snakes on a Train was just bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idle Hands, supposed to be a comedy horror, couldn't find any comedy or horror

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

The most recent Bill and Ted one. Not even nostalgia could save that travesty.

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Black sheep.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Quantum of Solace.

I was very dissapointed in it.

The A-Team movie was pretty dire too.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

2 Girls 1 Cup, now that is shitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unpopular opinion incoming...but Love Actually! I watched it all the way through to see if there was something I was missing, but nope - I think it's just shit lol

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

La La Land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Irishman. Holy hell was that 3 and a half hours of nothing

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"We’ve had shitty series in a thread previously so as a logical follow on, it’s the turn of films.

Yes indeed, I’m referring to films that you’ve sat down to watch but just couldn’t make it very far into on account of the said film being…..well, frankly shit.

Good folks; list me all those films you just couldn’t finish and how far in did you manage?

Casablanca. God know ive tried enough times. Im just asleep after about 30 minutes

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By *mo512Man
over a year ago

LONDON

The Dark Knight Rises

Pile of dross. Considering how intricate the battle between Joker and Batman was in the The Dark Knight, the battle with Bain was just a thuggish encounter.

And the worst death scene ever when the lady boss did.

Ridiculous movie.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Apparently a film called Ishtar with Dustin Hoffman is supposed to be dreadfully awful.

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Clockwork orange. Sorry but I hated it.

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Unpopular opinion incoming...but Love Actually! I watched it all the way through to see if there was something I was missing, but nope - I think it's just shit lol

Mrs"

Totally agree. But then again I can't stand Bill Nighy so that was an automatic nope from me. People think he's a good actor? In what universe

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

The last Eddie Murphy one... So shit I can't remember what it's called! Got that fella Jonah suminorother in it... If I remember I will let you know... Whatever you do... Don't watch it!! You will only regret not being able to get that time back!

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By *mo512Man
over a year ago

LONDON

You're thinking of the Pianist.

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By *p4u69Man
over a year ago

Guernsey

Jack and Jill was rubbish.

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By *ager 2 PleaseMan
over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands

2 girls 1 cup?

sorry, read the forum name wrong… it not that kind of shitty films your referring to is it, oops.

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

You want shitty films?.....

Try these:-

Velocipastor

Rubber

House shark

The farm

Or my personal favourite.....llamageddon !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moonfall is really bad, although it is worth watching for 5 mins if you are struggling to get some sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new gerard butler film called plane,it's fucking shockingly awful,his last film Greenland was superb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure someone has already said it, but the human centipede movies. Seriously, what is wrong with people that this is even a movie anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Dark Knight Rises

Pile of dross. Considering how intricate the battle between Joker and Batman was in the The Dark Knight, the battle with Bain was just a thuggish encounter.

And the worst death scene ever when the lady boss did.

Ridiculous movie."

Are you on Glue the whole story is great

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By *MandMMCouple
over a year ago

Welwyn

I have a high tolerance for crap films, but zoolander 2 was too much.

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By *llitnilMan
over a year ago

Shirehampton

The original Avatar. Boring as hell. I got hungry half way through, went for some food, and just forgot to watch the second half of it.

Top Gun. I've seen a few bits when other people are watching it, but I always have to leave the room after a few minutes. Too much homo-eroticism for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a huge western and Quentin Tarantino fan I was really disappointed with Django and the Hateful 8 was utterly atrocious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Grandparents homemade porn, was f#£king diabolical, such a anti climax

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Cocaine bear "

Oi.. you…. Out!!!!

I will fight you!!!!!

Anyway… captain Corelli’s mandolin is 2 hrs 30 I will never get back and literally made my eyes bleed!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"My Grandparents homemade porn, was f#£king diabolical, such a anti climax "

You know what they say…… hip hip…..operation!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dumb arse read this as a slutty films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends with money.

Couldn't make it to the end!

Why Jennifer Aniston...WHY?

In the bin it went, not even bothering to inflict this on some poor sod buying it from the charity shop

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"We’ve had shitty series in a thread previously so as a logical follow on, it’s the turn of films.

Yes indeed, I’m referring to films that you’ve sat down to watch but just couldn’t make it very far into on account of the said film being…..well, frankly shit.

Good folks; list me all those films you just couldn’t finish and how far in did you manage?

The worst film I ever watched was napoleon dynamite. “Trust me, you’ll love it” “keep watching, it gets better”. I will never forgive the cow who stole hours of my life with that shite. She genuinely thought it was the best film she had ever seen.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"My Grandparents homemade porn, was f#£king diabolical, such a anti climax "

I thought it was ok. I’ve seen worse

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Cocaine bear

Oi.. you…. Out!!!!

I will fight you!!!!!

Anyway… captain Corelli’s mandolin is 2 hrs 30 I will never get back and literally made my eyes bleed!!!

Oh shit! How did you end up having to sit through that?

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"The Irishman. Holy hell was that 3 and a half hours of nothing"

Not even the worst Irish-themed film ever made. That was Far And Away, with Tom cruise pretending to be Irish. Fuck …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Irishman. Holy hell was that 3 and a half hours of nothing

Not even the worst Irish-themed film ever made. That was Far And Away, with Tom cruise pretending to be Irish. Fuck … "

On the same theme I have to mention Richard Gere’s laughable Irish accent in ‘The Jackal’. Also a terrible film to boot !!!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Star Wars

Absolute garbage: utterly baffling which this crap is so revered and has spawned so many sequels and prequels.Tosh."

Beat me to it. I have a brother in law who sits at home dressed up as a fucking storm trooper to watch the films. In most other respects he is a decent and normal fella.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Star Wars

Absolute garbage: utterly baffling which this crap is so revered and has spawned so many sequels and prequels.Tosh.

Beat me to it. I have a brother in law who sits at home dressed up as a fucking storm trooper to watch the films. In most other respects he is a decent and normal fella. "

Hey hey, settle now

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Green Street, absolute dog shit"

Oh, I don’t know … Frodo got the shit kicked out of him so it wasn’t all bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Grandparents homemade porn, was f#£king diabolical, such a anti climax

I thought it was ok. I’ve seen worse "

Try being the camera man and director

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Star Wars"

The additional cgi certainly ruined it for me. I'll add Return of the Jedi though. I recall it being rubbish on seeing it when released.

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford

"Lost in Translation. Like Birdman, was hailed by the critics as a masterpiece......I don't think so....."

I was coming here to say that! I have tried at least 3 times to watch this film as it was so praised for some reason.

I gave up. It made no sense and bored me to the point where I just couldn't continue.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Sex lies and video tape

After being recommended to watch this,off I went to the local video shop to hire this out. What a waste of time and money after 20 minutes I couldn’t stand anymore of this utter garbage of a film

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Tenet

Dune

I know they were popular but I absolutely hated them.

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By *hatBeardedChapMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Love Actually

heaping pile of dung

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"The Luther film on Netflix "

Yeah, was pretty bad

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

Any of Tom Cruise new films I can't stand him last few years most of his films have been about him over the story

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Bullet train. Lasted about 15 minutes.

The new Luther film. Utter shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jackie Brown (usually a big fan of Tarantino)

Day of the jackal (modern one)

Robocop (new one)

In fact, most reboots seem shite"

Really? JB is my favourite Tarantino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of films I love getting named on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eraserhead

If you go on YouTube there is a video that's a tribute to that film, set to Half Man Half Biscuits song Restless Legs. It's brilliant!"

Brilliant film and song.

Brilliant YouTube vid as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want shitty films?.....

Try these:-

Velocipastor

Rubber

House shark

The farm

Or my personal favourite.....llamageddon !"

Rubber is a classic!

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Band Camp… oh my days just dross. Walked out of the cinema after about 25mins.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Frozen

*Awaits the barrage of abuse*

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Eyes wide shut

Ali G

Made in Hollywood

Walked out of all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driven, staring Sylvester Stallone. Pure shite!

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By *r SmartypantsMan
over a year ago

London

Nicholas cage has made a lot of crap lately. Liked his earlier stuff.

And new Baywatch with Rock J, couldn't even stomach 20 seconds of the trailer. WTF.

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

That’s rather disappointing , was rather hoping this thread was going in different direction at the mention of shitty films . Never mind

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

The banshees of inisherin

Absolute garbage from start to finish,how it got Oscar nominations is beyond me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marley and Me. Went to paint the shed halfway through as a more interesting alternative.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

American Hustle

After all the hype "shitty" doesn't even come close!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"The banshees of inisherin

Absolute garbage from start to finish,how it got Oscar nominations is beyond me

"
yes what a weird film i watched it all but two great actors in an unbelievably dull film

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"The banshees of inisherin

Absolute garbage from start to finish,how it got Oscar nominations is beyond me

Achill Island should have been the only part of the film nominated for an award.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"The banshees of inisherin

Absolute garbage from start to finish,how it got Oscar nominations is beyond me

Achill Island should have been the only part of the film nominated for an award. "

Wasnt it craggy island?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxi Driver

Big ole pile of self-indulgent poop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red pffft

Red 2 pffft

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

The Doors - actually walked out of the cinema with my sister back in the day

Blair Witch Project - though my aunt did make me sit through that one, much to both our detriments.

I'm sure there's a few more but so inconsequential I can't remember

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Raising arizona. Hated n cage for a full decade due to that movie.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Human centipede, it made me physically sick

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Donnie Darko, why this is so popular is beyond me.

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

The favourite - so dull

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

I watched the first few minutes then fast forward to the "action" scenes but Teeth is a truly awful B movie

If you don't know of it a girl has teeth in her private parts

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Gravity... what a yawnfest lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Unpopular opinion incoming...but Love Actually! I watched it all the way through to see if there was something I was missing, but nope - I think it's just shit lol

Mrs

Totally agree. But then again I can't stand Bill Nighy so that was an automatic nope from me. People think he's a good actor? In what universe"

Bill nighy was absolutely brilliant in Underworld

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

The Fall which is currently on netflix. Biggest waste of time ever

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By *scanioMan
over a year ago

Runcorn

Rubber.

About a tire that kills people, worst film ever!!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Disney Aladin (Will Smith one).

The minute that he started singing, off it went.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Disney Aladin (Will Smith one).

The minute that he started singing, off it went.

Can’t message you but wanted to know how your husband is?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Disney Aladin (Will Smith one).

The minute that he started singing, off it went.

Can’t message you but wanted to know how your husband is? "

I'm on the mend, stopped taking meds today, physio and exercise will set me right.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Disney Aladin (Will Smith one).

The minute that he started singing, off it went.

Can’t message you but wanted to know how your husband is?

I'm on the mend, stopped taking meds today, physio and exercise will set me right."

Excellent news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hellraiser! Worst film ever made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Infinity pool - a load of nonsensical pretentious twaddle !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turned cocaine bear off after 20 minutes,any plausibility went out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock at the cabin wasn't much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unpopular opinion but hated the breakfast club and breakfast at Tiffany's (we got one of those movie posters with the "100" you must watch", we have up after that lol)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Willy's Wonderland. I love Nick Cage with a fierce passion but it made it waver enough for me to turn it off, half a hour in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Willy's Wonderland. I love Nick Cage with a fierce passion but it made it waver enough for me to turn it off, half a hour in."

I've actually changed my mind about Nic cage,I hated his acting and couldn't watch him,now I kinda like him....weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This will be unpopular what's all the fuss with Shawshank redemption?

Ok so not a shitty film but massively overrated MASSIVELY!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Willy's Wonderland. I love Nick Cage with a fierce passion but it made it waver enough for me to turn it off, half a hour in.

I've actually changed my mind about Nic cage,I hated his acting and couldn't watch him,now I kinda like him....weird"

Oh have you watched The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent?

It's a hour and forty five minutes of his greatness unleashed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Willy's Wonderland. I love Nick Cage with a fierce passion but it made it waver enough for me to turn it off, half a hour in.

I've actually changed my mind about Nic cage,I hated his acting and couldn't watch him,now I kinda like him....weird

Oh have you watched The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent?

It's a hour and forty five minutes of his greatness unleashed. "

I've seen it, I actually loved it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Willy's Wonderland. I love Nick Cage with a fierce passion but it made it waver enough for me to turn it off, half a hour in."

I've actually changed my mind about Nic cage,I hated his acting and couldn't watch him,now I kinda like him....weird

I will watch this movie as I like Pedro pascal,who seems to be the nicest man on the planet

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