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By *pank the Monkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

OK, it's getting beyond a joke now. I popped into the supermarket earlier and the shelves had been stripped bare, not a tomato in sight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd been pipped to it.

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By *pank the Monkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some veg is on rations, so people will be panic buying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to ketchup up on this news..

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By *pank the Monkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"Some veg is on rations, so people will be panic buying "

Tell me about it! Do they not realise fresh fruit goes off rather quickly!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I beat the panic buying again. I bought a bunch of tomato powder about six weeks ago. Sorted

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By *pank the Monkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"I beat the panic buying again. I bought a bunch of tomato powder about six weeks ago. Sorted "

I have beetroot powder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some veg is on rations, so people will be panic buying

Tell me about it! Do they not realise fresh fruit goes off rather quickly!"

Were there any peppers?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

This on the news. I think I can live without a tomato

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By *pank the Monkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"Some veg is on rations, so people will be panic buying

Tell me about it! Do they not realise fresh fruit goes off rather quickly!

Were there any peppers?"

Funnily enough yes and cucumbers

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By *pank the Monkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"This on the news. I think I can live without a tomato"

But I wanted some cherry tomatoes to go with the honey glazed pork belly I'm cooking for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some veg is on rations, so people will be panic buying

Tell me about it! Do they not realise fresh fruit goes off rather quickly!

Were there any peppers?

Funnily enough yes and cucumbers "

Phew, as long as there's cucumbers that's ok. They have 'different' uses

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Good old Brexit!

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By *pank the Monkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"Some veg is on rations, so people will be panic buying

Tell me about it! Do they not realise fresh fruit goes off rather quickly!

Were there any peppers?

Funnily enough yes and cucumbers

Phew, as long as there's cucumbers that's ok. They have 'different' uses "

Don't be rude ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you find another sauce (source)?

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By *pank the Monkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"Can't you find another sauce (source)?

"

I thought about growing my own but I'm thinking that time is against me

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington


"OK, it's getting beyond a joke now. I popped into the supermarket earlier and the shelves had been stripped bare, not a tomato in sight!"
you can have my share,,, i suffer from arthritis of the knees and raw tomatoes cause me so much pain,,, which is a shame coz i used to love them,,, there is a chemical in tomatoes which inflames the end of bones

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Now I am the ultimate tomato lover, seriously, any quantity at any time and place but....

...

BUT even I can manage without them for a while and especially when they are not in season anyway

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By *pank the Monkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"OK, it's getting beyond a joke now. I popped into the supermarket earlier and the shelves had been stripped bare, not a tomato in sight! you can have my share,,, i suffer from arthritis of the knees and raw tomatoes cause me so much pain,,, which is a shame coz i used to love them,,, there is a chemical in tomatoes which inflames the end of bones "

That's not nice for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I am the ultimate tomato lover, seriously, any quantity at any time and place but....

...

BUT even I can manage without them for a while and especially when they are not in season anyway "

Exactly this

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"I beat the panic buying again. I bought a bunch of tomato powder about six weeks ago. Sorted "

If you add water, does this expand back into being tomatoes?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Good old Brexit! "

Bingo

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By *pank the Monkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"Good old Brexit!

Bingo"

Warning warning, someone mentioned the B word!!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Tomatoes have been difficult to get hold of round here for weeks.

It's like 1947 in our shops

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By *pank the Monkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"Tomatoes have been difficult to get hold of round here for weeks.

It's like 1947 in our shops "

We arent that old lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Tomatoes have been difficult to get hold of round here for weeks.

It's like 1947 in our shops

We arent that old lol "

I am

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

In other news powered egg and smash are due a come back

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By *pank the Monkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"In other news powered egg and smash are due a come back "

We ain't doing no powdered eggs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I beat the panic buying again. I bought a bunch of tomato powder about six weeks ago. Sorted

If you add water, does this expand back into being tomatoes?"

No, but I'll be fucked if I buy fresh food in bulk, that's ridiculous

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"In other news powered egg and smash are due a come back "

Back in the day when men were 'ard we didn't have no fancy furrin vegetables and we were grateful. Uphill both ways in the blazing snow.

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By *pank the Monkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"In other news powered egg and smash are due a come back

Back in the day when men were 'ard we didn't have no fancy furrin vegetables and we were grateful. Uphill both ways in the blazing snow."

6ft of snow

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Now I am the ultimate tomato lover, seriously, any quantity at any time and place but....

...

BUT even I can manage without them for a while and especially when they are not in season anyway "

Ditto..

Just about to start planting seeds for this year's crop, still plenty of homemade sauce in the freezers..

'Seasonal veg' was how we lived as kids, now the shops are full of produce flown in from all over the planet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, it's getting beyond a joke now. I popped into the supermarket earlier and the shelves had been stripped bare, not a tomato in sight!"

There will be plenty of tomato plants in the garden centres though. Time for everyone to grow their own I think

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By *pank the Monkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"OK, it's getting beyond a joke now. I popped into the supermarket earlier and the shelves had been stripped bare, not a tomato in sight!

There will be plenty of tomato plants in the garden centres though. Time for everyone to grow their own I think "

Will have to wait until next year as we are moving house

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Costco have plenty, I'll post you some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I beat the panic buying again. I bought a bunch of tomato powder about six weeks ago. Sorted

If you add water, does this expand back into being tomatoes?

No, but I'll be fucked if I buy fresh food in bulk, that's ridiculous"

There'll no doubt be someone on social media showing off a fridge ram full of tomatoes and cucumbers. Fuck knows what they'll do with them all !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good old Brexit! "

Not quite sure Brexit is to blame for the North African/ Spanish floods and cold weather.....

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Tomatoes have been difficult to get hold of round here for weeks.

It's like 1947 in our shops "

Early closing on weds?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"In other news powered egg and smash are due a come back

Back in the day when men were 'ard we didn't have no fancy furrin vegetables and we were grateful. Uphill both ways in the blazing snow.

6ft of snow"

Talking of snow... Apparantly that's freely available with no limits on most high streets... If you put water on it it turns into cola

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By *pank the Monkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"In other news powered egg and smash are due a come back

Back in the day when men were 'ard we didn't have no fancy furrin vegetables and we were grateful. Uphill both ways in the blazing snow.

6ft of snow

Talking of snow... Apparantly that's freely available with no limits on most high streets... If you put water on it it turns into cola "

The mods will be on your case!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Tomatoes have been difficult to get hold of round here for weeks.

It's like 1947 in our shops

Early closing on weds? "

If only. I'm an old fashioned woman and yearn for early closing day, wooden floorboards on shop floors and the awning down in summer. At the same time I want 24 hour access to milk and bread

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By *pank the Monkey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"Tomatoes have been difficult to get hold of round here for weeks.

It's like 1947 in our shops

Early closing on weds?

If only. I'm an old fashioned woman and yearn for early closing day, wooden floorboards on shop floors and the awning down in summer. At the same time I want 24 hour access to milk and bread "

Aka greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, it's getting beyond a joke now. I popped into the supermarket earlier and the shelves had been stripped bare, not a tomato in sight!

There will be plenty of tomato plants in the garden centres though. Time for everyone to grow their own I think

Will have to wait until next year as we are moving house"

Local growers will have a crop soon enough. Just hope they don't decide to export them else where

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Tomatoes have been difficult to get hold of round here for weeks.

It's like 1947 in our shops

Early closing on weds?

If only. I'm an old fashioned woman and yearn for early closing day, wooden floorboards on shop floors and the awning down in summer. At the same time I want 24 hour access to milk and bread "

OMG - I want shops to be closed on Sundays (sorry!) but I want 24 hour access to whatever I might fancy!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Time to buy a poly tunnel.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"OK, it's getting beyond a joke now. I popped into the supermarket earlier and the shelves had been stripped bare, not a tomato in sight!"

Plenty in Lidl today.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

That will be another excuse why they put horrible tin tomatoes on my bacon sandwich or my full English when I ask for fresh grilled ones

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Tomatoes have been difficult to get hold of round here for weeks.

It's like 1947 in our shops

Early closing on weds?

If only. I'm an old fashioned woman and yearn for early closing day, wooden floorboards on shop floors and the awning down in summer. At the same time I want 24 hour access to milk and bread

OMG - I want shops to be closed on Sundays (sorry!) but I want 24 hour access to whatever I might fancy! "

Nothing wrong with that.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Tomatoes have been difficult to get hold of round here for weeks.

It's like 1947 in our shops

Early closing on weds?

If only. I'm an old fashioned woman and yearn for early closing day, wooden floorboards on shop floors and the awning down in summer. At the same time I want 24 hour access to milk and bread "

Wait till they bring back Sunday closing then! We will be having street markets again soon...

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"OK, it's getting beyond a joke now. I popped into the supermarket earlier and the shelves had been stripped bare, not a tomato in sight!

Plenty in Lidl today."

People don't eat salad in Glasgow do they?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I beat the panic buying again. I bought a bunch of tomato powder about six weeks ago. Sorted

If you add water, does this expand back into being tomatoes?

No, but I'll be fucked if I buy fresh food in bulk, that's ridiculous

There'll no doubt be someone on social media showing off a fridge ram full of tomatoes and cucumbers. Fuck knows what they'll do with them all ! "

Turn the eventual mush into some sort of new age smoothie that cures everything from cold sores to cancer, and boosts natural immunity

(Swing does not endorse this sort of bullshit )

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Tomatoes have been difficult to get hold of round here for weeks.

It's like 1947 in our shops

Early closing on weds?

If only. I'm an old fashioned woman and yearn for early closing day, wooden floorboards on shop floors and the awning down in summer. At the same time I want 24 hour access to milk and bread

Wait till they bring back Sunday closing then! We will be having street markets again soon... "

And delivery boys (other genders are available) on bikes with baskets.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I have some tomatoes and a cucumber in the fridge. Bid wisely

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Tomatoes have been difficult to get hold of round here for weeks.

It's like 1947 in our shops

Early closing on weds?

If only. I'm an old fashioned woman and yearn for early closing day, wooden floorboards on shop floors and the awning down in summer. At the same time I want 24 hour access to milk and bread

Wait till they bring back Sunday closing then! We will be having street markets again soon...

And delivery boys (other genders are available) on bikes with baskets. "

I can hear the strains of largo by dvorak...

And the milkman... The clink of milk bottles at the crack of dawn....

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I've got about a dozen cherry tomatoes, what are they worth on the black market?

P.s. if anyone can promise to stuff them up Johnson's arse, in a Tupperware box, they can have them.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I beat the panic buying again. I bought a bunch of tomato powder about six weeks ago. Sorted "

How much of it have you snorted so far?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I beat the panic buying again. I bought a bunch of tomato powder about six weeks ago. Sorted

How much of it have you snorted so far? "

Get it right. The red stuff around my nose is lipstick. Duh

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I beat the panic buying again. I bought a bunch of tomato powder about six weeks ago. Sorted

How much of it have you snorted so far? "

This salsas good stuff..(or is it snuff?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody vegans nicking all our fruit and veg lol

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I beat the panic buying again. I bought a bunch of tomato powder about six weeks ago. Sorted

If you add water, does this expand back into being tomatoes?"

She has to buy the powdered water first.

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

I grow my own tomatoes so am not that bothered about buying them out of season, pretty tasteless. I still have a couple of bags of my own in the freezer for sauces.

I have just got my tomato seeds to start this year’s crop

I am going to grow half in my greenhouse and half outdoors this year.

I am also creating a raised vegetable bed. It’s going to make more and more sense to grow your own

Just as well I love gardening

And sex

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Did they have bananas?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I grow my own tomatoes so am not that bothered about buying them out of season, pretty tasteless. I still have a couple of bags of my own in the freezer for sauces.

I have just got my tomato seeds to start this year’s crop

I am going to grow half in my greenhouse and half outdoors this year.

I am also creating a raised vegetable bed. It’s going to make more and more sense to grow your own

Just as well I love gardening

And sex "

You'll be needing lots of seeds then

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

And the madness starts folk are going to start hoarding now and things will just get worse WTF

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Did they have bananas? "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QqkrIDeTeA

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth


"I beat the panic buying again. I bought a bunch of tomato powder about six weeks ago. Sorted

If you add water, does this expand back into being tomatoes?

She has to buy the powdered water first."

Oh yes I forgot about extra long life water - dehydrated H2O

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I blame the shoplifters , and Jeremy Corbyn ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tomatoes have been difficult to get hold of round here for weeks.

It's like 1947 in our shops

Early closing on weds?

If only. I'm an old fashioned woman and yearn for early closing day, wooden floorboards on shop floors and the awning down in summer. At the same time I want 24 hour access to milk and bread

Wait till they bring back Sunday closing then! We will be having street markets again soon...

And delivery boys (other genders are available) on bikes with baskets.

I can hear the strains of largo by dvorak...

And the milkman... The clink of milk bottles at the crack of dawn.... "

My milkman comes about 2am. Crunching up my gravel and clinking his bottles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asda let me have my rations earlier.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

We should all go back to the pre war days. Seasonal produce only.

Bananas were rare, tomatoes and strawberries only in the summer, sprouts in the winter etc.

It would make us far more appreciative and forward looking.

Be good for the planet too.

Apples flown in from New Zealand??!!!.....wtf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got all the tomatoes. Went on a mad tomatoe dash around the uk a week ago

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

It’s not really a big deal missing out on a few tomatoes for a few weeks.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"It’s not really a big deal missing out on a few tomatoes for a few weeks.

"

You might think so... But apparently its a catastrophe and headline news for some folks. Which is odd given we are a nation of salad dodging beige food eaters any other day of the week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruits have no place in the vegetable aisle!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Hmmmm I thought I was just me... yeah, no tomatoes here too

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"Good old Brexit!

Bingo

Warning warning, someone mentioned the B word!!!!"

Who said BOLTON?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Times like these glad I have a allergy to tomatoes

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"OK, it's getting beyond a joke now. I popped into the supermarket earlier and the shelves had been stripped bare, not a tomato in sight!

There will be plenty of tomato plants in the garden centres though. Time for everyone to grow their own I think "

With electricity prices being so high it will be quite expensive to grow your own spring and summer veg in winter.

Wait a few weeks for the growing season to start again and it will be a distant memory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are these people buying more then 3 cucumbers at a time?

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Are they also rationing frozen tomatoes?

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By *rAndMrsLilCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

It's strange how we're told it's nothing to do with Brexit yet all the other EU countries are not experiencing the same level of shortages as us...

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


"Now I am the ultimate tomato lover, seriously, any quantity at any time and place but....

...

BUT even I can manage without them for a while and especially when they are not in season anyway

Ditto..

Just about to start planting seeds for this year's crop, still plenty of homemade sauce in the freezers..

'Seasonal veg' was how we lived as kids, now the shops are full of produce flown in from all over the planet.. "

Exactly this..

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Been going on a few weeks now! I'm a supermarket picker and one day there are shed loads next not a lot to choose from! Same with the peppers x

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Will grow more from seed this year. Last years crop was great.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Will grow more from seed this year. Last years crop was great."

Yes me 2 had a bumper crop last year! Might do some cucumbers and peppers 2 ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're bad for your arthritis anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it the woman who tried to steal

all the cucumbers?

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