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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Days off before this forum was like a party town full of bikini clad women talking about everything from goats cheese to rimming.

Now it feels like a barren ghost town with not even 58 year old Cliff from Coventry asking if anyone's fancying a fuck?!

Is it just me or is it spooky here now?! Hello?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Days off before this forum was like a party town full of bikini clad women talking about everything from goats cheese to rimming.

Now it feels like a barren ghost town with not even 58 year old Cliff from Coventry asking if anyone's fancying a fuck?!

Is it just me or is it spooky here now?! Hello?!"

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You're clearly not on •that• Telegram group where it's currently a non-stop Mardi Gras.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

All the right words, not necessarily in the right order!

Pub lunch was it Brucie?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Days off before this forum was like a party town full of bikini clad women talking about everything from goats cheese to rimming.

Now it feels like a barren ghost town with not even 58 year old Cliff from Coventry asking if anyone's fancying a fuck?!

Is it just me or is it spooky here now?! Hello?!

"

It’s true; I’ve seen old sepia photos of the forum ladies sporting bloomers and Victorian bathing costumes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brucey, have you bumped your head?

also, Cliff is still here.. just in DMs instead of forum Px

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Did you scare everyone off Brucey?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

The Forum honeymoon is over, Brucey.

Now ask us for some profile advice, enquire as to what the perfect sized dong is in three different dimensions and bemoan the block system/guys messaging you/price of stuff while informing us that the dresscode for Wednesday is 'bum'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was all just holograms. Someone pulled the plug and you are stood in a cold stark white factory unit. Alone. No doors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Days off before this forum was like a party town full of bikini clad women talking about everything from goats cheese to rimming.

Now it feels like a barren ghost town with not even 58 year old Cliff from Coventry asking if anyone's fancying a fuck?!

Is it just me or is it spooky here now?! Hello?!

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You're clearly not on •that• Telegram group where it's currently a non-stop Mardi Gras. "

And I once got told I was the clique!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brucey, have you bumped your head?

also, Cliff is still here.. just in DMs instead of forum Px "

That little dirtbag!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Forum honeymoon is over, Brucey.

Now ask us for some profile advice, enquire as to what the perfect sized dong is in three different dimensions and bemoan the block system/guys messaging you/price of stuff while informing us that the dresscode for Wednesday is 'bum'.

"

I'll die before I make a profile advice thread! My profile IS THE ADVICE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was all just holograms. Someone pulled the plug and you are stood in a cold stark white factory unit. Alone. No doors. "

If there's no doors am I not free to you know...leave?

Leave...oh god

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


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You're clearly not on •that• Telegram group where it's currently a non-stop Mardi Gras. "

Somebody had better tell them it is now Mercredi des Cendres. Everything was supposed to have stopped at midnight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was all just holograms. Someone pulled the plug and you are stood in a cold stark white factory unit. Alone. No doors.

If there's no doors am I not free to you know...leave?

Leave...oh god "

There will be no leaving. Unless you can run your fingers over the wall and find the small crack that denotes a hidden door that may or may not be there.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Days off before this forum was like a party town full of bikini clad women talking about everything from goats cheese to rimming.

Now it feels like a barren ghost town with not even 58 year old Cliff from Coventry asking if anyone's fancying a fuck?!

Is it just me or is it spooky here now?! Hello?!

"

I’ll have you know, Cliff isn’t my real name.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was all just holograms. Someone pulled the plug and you are stood in a cold stark white factory unit. Alone. No doors.

If there's no doors am I not free to you know...leave?

Leave...oh god

There will be no leaving. Unless you can run your fingers over the wall and find the small crack that denotes a hidden door that may or may not be there. "

Now you've got me thinking of cracks to stick things in. Thanks Maren we are back on track

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Days off before this forum was like a party town full of bikini clad women talking about everything from goats cheese to rimming.

Now it feels like a barren ghost town with not even 58 year old Cliff from Coventry asking if anyone's fancying a fuck?!

Is it just me or is it spooky here now?! Hello?!

I’ll have you know, Cliff isn’t my real name. "

Obviously, we all know you're a Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread "

What the fuck but the lack of fuck related topics in the forum doesn't deserve that. But I wish it did.

You follow my brain?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread

What the fuck but the lack of fuck related topics in the forum doesn't deserve that. But I wish it did.

You follow my brain?! "

Not at all. I’m getting a headache now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread

What the fuck but the lack of fuck related topics in the forum doesn't deserve that. But I wish it did.

You follow my brain?!

Not at all. I’m getting a headache now "

I talk less if I'm receiving a blowjob if that helps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread

What the fuck but the lack of fuck related topics in the forum doesn't deserve that. But I wish it did.

You follow my brain?!

Not at all. I’m getting a headache now

I talk less if I'm receiving a blowjob if that helps?"

Oh don’t tell me you just lay there in silence. I like a bit of noise you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread

What the fuck but the lack of fuck related topics in the forum doesn't deserve that. But I wish it did.

You follow my brain?!

Not at all. I’m getting a headache now

I talk less if I'm receiving a blowjob if that helps?

Oh don’t tell me you just lay there in silence. I like a bit of noise you know. "

I'm so startled I just sit in shock and sweat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread

What the fuck but the lack of fuck related topics in the forum doesn't deserve that. But I wish it did.

You follow my brain?!

Not at all. I’m getting a headache now

I talk less if I'm receiving a blowjob if that helps?

Oh don’t tell me you just lay there in silence. I like a bit of noise you know.

I'm so startled I just sit in shock and sweat"

Hmmm think I’d need to see it to believe it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread

What the fuck but the lack of fuck related topics in the forum doesn't deserve that. But I wish it did.

You follow my brain?!

Not at all. I’m getting a headache now

I talk less if I'm receiving a blowjob if that helps?

Oh don’t tell me you just lay there in silence. I like a bit of noise you know.

I'm so startled I just sit in shock and sweat

Hmmm think I’d need to see it to believe it "

Ah you got me, I'm actually pretty vocal! You passed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread

What the fuck but the lack of fuck related topics in the forum doesn't deserve that. But I wish it did.

You follow my brain?!

Not at all. I’m getting a headache now

I talk less if I'm receiving a blowjob if that helps?

Oh don’t tell me you just lay there in silence. I like a bit of noise you know.

I'm so startled I just sit in shock and sweat

Hmmm think I’d need to see it to believe it

Ah you got me, I'm actually pretty vocal! You passed!"

That’s better

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