FabSwingers.com forum: Blow my mind

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

(Nicked from radio 1)

Tell me a fact or piece of information that will blow my mind.

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

The impulse to ejaculate comes from the spinal cord; no brain is needed. - explains a lot really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The impulse to ejaculate comes from the spinal cord; no brain is needed. - explains a lot really

So that's why my back aches no much

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

You cannot hold your nose and hum.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"You cannot hold your nose and hum. "

You can but it sounds fucking weird....

*yes, I just tried.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

We share 70% of our DNA with slugs

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You cannot hold your nose and hum. "

I'm making some strange noises trying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We share 70% of our DNA with slugs

Cherry x

That explains Michael Gove, not sure about the rest of us though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every lovely little old lady you talk too at some point has had a cock down her throat.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Cake stimulates the part of the brain called “Shatner’s bassoon”.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Every lovely little old lady you talk too at some point has had a cock down her throat."

Unless she's a lesbian.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every lovely little old lady you talk too at some point has had a cock down her throat."

I'll never look at them in the same light again

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"We share 70% of our DNA with slugs

Cherry x

40% with a banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every lovely little old lady you talk too at some point has had a cock down her throat.

Unless she's a lesbian.

Cock or dildo then.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Argonaut Octopus has an automated, detachable penis which can, when so detached, swim independently in search of females.

How cool is that?

Can you imagine if we chaps possessed such clever cocks? They’d be seen bouncing around everywhere; in shops, in pubs, in the streets.

What a marvellous sight that would be….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The northern most part of Brazil is closer to Canada than it is to the southern most part of Brazil.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Argonaut Octopus has an automated, detachable penis which can, when so detached, swim independently in search of females.

How cool is that?

Can you imagine if we chaps possessed such clever cocks? They’d be seen bouncing around everywhere; in shops, in pubs, in the streets.

What a marvellous sight that would be….

That's amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The northern most part of Brazil is closer to Canada than it is to the southern most part of Brazil.

That's the stuff

Mind blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are more Lego mini-figures than there are people on Earth (and I think Lego are also the largest manufacturer of tyres in the world)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are more Lego mini-figures than there are people on Earth (and I think Lego are also the largest manufacturer of tyres in the world)"

They are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

France covers more time zones than any other country

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"The Argonaut Octopus has an automated, detachable penis which can, when so detached, swim independently in search of females.

How cool is that?

Can you imagine if we chaps possessed such clever cocks? They’d be seen bouncing around everywhere; in shops, in pubs, in the streets.

What a marvellous sight that would be….

That's amazing

Amazing but I'd be worried I'd never get mine back if I detached it.

Sod that for a game of conkers.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

If you’re shot by a sniper, you’ll be dead before you hear the gun

The speed of sound is 343 meters/second. But a bullet fired from a rifle travels at 762 meters/second. This means that if you’re ever targeted by an expert marksman you’ll be dead before you hear the gunshot.

Happy days

Beard

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

'umop apisdn' is upside down spelt upsidw down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x

I know... Many moons ago obviously but it's absolutely insane!

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cannot hold your nose and hum. "

Can you scream?

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Iceberg lettuces are so called because before refrigeration was invented they were packed in ice to keep them crisp & fresh...

Actually might try this on myself

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"The Argonaut Octopus has an automated, detachable penis which can, when so detached, swim independently in search of females.

How cool is that?

Can you imagine if we chaps possessed such clever cocks? They’d be seen bouncing around everywhere; in shops, in pubs, in the streets.

What a marvellous sight that would be….

Oh, does no one else’s come off as well? Hmmm.

I’m forever leaving mine on the table in the pub with my phone. Little bastard gets everywhere.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x

I know... Many moons ago obviously but it's absolutely insane!

Miss S x"

To cut the umbilical cord?..

Surely not a C section?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x

I know... Many moons ago obviously but it's absolutely insane!

Miss S x

To cut the umbilical cord?..

Surely not a C section?..

It was for bone... The pelvis...

Miss S x

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"The Argonaut Octopus has an automated, detachable penis which can, when so detached, swim independently in search of females.

How cool is that?

Can you imagine if we chaps possessed such clever cocks? They’d be seen bouncing around everywhere; in shops, in pubs, in the streets.

What a marvellous sight that would be….

Oh, does no one else’s come off as well? Hmmm.

I’m forever leaving mine on the table in the pub with my phone. Little bastard gets everywhere."

This made me laugh way too hard...

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x

I know... Many moons ago obviously but it's absolutely insane!

Miss S x

To cut the umbilical cord?..

Surely not a C section?..

It was for bone... The pelvis...

Miss S x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All those noises that dinosaurs make in films is literally made up from someone’s imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x

I know... Many moons ago obviously but it's absolutely insane!

Miss S x

To cut the umbilical cord?..

Surely not a C section?..

It was for bone... The pelvis...

Miss S x

I know...

In 1780, two Scottish doctors invented the prototype of the chainsaw. Not to cut down trees or clear debris. No, John Aitken and James Jeffray invented the hand-cranked chainsaw to cut through the pelvises of delivering mothers who were having trouble pushing their babies out (Google)

Miss S x

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x"

I don't know if someone waving a chainsaw at you during childbirth would help but it'd certainly help cure your constipation!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x

I don't know if someone waving a chainsaw at you during childbirth would help but it'd certainly help cure your constipation!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When first born, a human foetus develops an anus first and lungs last. So in effect you are an asshole first. Sadly some people don’t develop past this stage….

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x

I know... Many moons ago obviously but it's absolutely insane!

Miss S x

To cut the umbilical cord?..

Surely not a C section?..

It was for bone... The pelvis...

Miss S x

I know...

Miss S x"

Symphysiotomy it's called. Absolutely barbaric practice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people have one arm, or no arms, the average number of arms a human has is therefore somewhere below 2.

So if you have 2 arms, you have an above-average number of arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x

I know... Many moons ago obviously but it's absolutely insane!

Miss S x

To cut the umbilical cord?..

Surely not a C section?..

It was for bone... The pelvis...

Miss S x

I know...

Miss S x

Symphysiotomy it's called. Absolutely barbaric practice!!

You can say that again... Absolutely mental, can't even begin to imagine how that must of felt.

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every lovely little old lady you talk too at some point has had a cock down her throat."

Every man's hand that you've ever shaken has had a cock in it. Sometimes more than one

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Octopuses have three hearts

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x

I know... Many moons ago obviously but it's absolutely insane!

Miss S x

To cut the umbilical cord?..

Surely not a C section?..

It was for bone... The pelvis...

Miss S x

I know...

Miss S x

Symphysiotomy it's called. Absolutely barbaric practice!!

You can say that again... Absolutely mental, can't even begin to imagine how that must of felt.

Miss S x"

Symphysiotomy it's called. Absolutely barbaric practice!!

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By *es_salopesCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Some people have one arm, or no arms, the average number of arms a human has is therefore somewhere below 2.

So if you have 2 arms, you have an above-average number of arms"

The average number of kidneys in a human is more than 2.

When someone gets a donor kidney they add them and leave the old ones in

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

There are 487 positions two people can have sexual intercourse with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/02/23 12:59:53]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are 487 positions two people can have sexual intercourse with

Only got 486 left for me to try

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The letter W starts with the letter D.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The letter W starts with the letter D.

The mr "

What?

That's crazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x"

Aid it how? Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The youngest photo of yourself is also the oldest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x

Aid it how? Haha

When babies couldn't fit through or they would get stuck in the pelvis, parts of bone and cartilage were removed to create more space for the baby. In this case a symphysiotomy would be performed to help with childbirth, and a chainsaw would be used.

Miss S x

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Bookkeeping is the only word in the English language, that has 3 consecutive pairs of letters in it.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

In a low earth orbit, there's approx 0.9G of gravity. Weightlessness in space is caused because when you orbit the earth, everything is in constant free fall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man can reduce his chances of getting prostate cancer by having at least four orgasms a week. Take care of your man.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Mozambique is the only country to have all the English vowels in its name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are 487 positions two people can have sexual intercourse with

Have you tried them all?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x"

The oscillating multi tool was originally invented to cut bones and skulls- but it doesn't cut your skin very easily...its ace for floorboards though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bookkeeping is the only word in the English language, that has 3 consecutive pairs of letters in it.

XX"

That's a good one

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You cannot hold your nose and hum.

You can but it sounds fucking weird....

*yes, I just tried.

I did too......and I could hum BUT its short lived cos the air gets used up. It fills your cheeks............at least I learned that the process of humming requires a continuous air supply !

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"A man can reduce his chances of getting prostate cancer by having at least four orgasms a week. Take care of your man."

Women of Fab take note - it’s medically necessary for you to give me orgasms!!! Four a week please

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"The letter W starts with the letter D.

The mr "

It also describes something it isn’t ie a ‘double U’.

The French have got one thing right - they call it a ‘double V’

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"A man can reduce his chances of getting prostate cancer by having at least four orgasms a week. Take care of your man.

Women of Fab take note - it’s medically necessary for you to give me orgasms!!! Four a week please

Only 4

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"A man can reduce his chances of getting prostate cancer by having at least four orgasms a week. Take care of your man.

Women of Fab take note - it’s medically necessary for you to give me orgasms!!! Four a week please

Only 4

Well we could start with four and go from there

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"A man can reduce his chances of getting prostate cancer by having at least four orgasms a week. Take care of your man.

Women of Fab take note - it’s medically necessary for you to give me orgasms!!! Four a week please

Only 4

Well we could start with four and go from there

Sounds fair enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The word bed looks like an actual bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling coconuts kill more people than sharks

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I was recently reading about a large group of World War 2 commandos. They averaged 9 stone 10 lbs and 5 foot 6.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

If I strap a grenade to the back of your head and pulled the pin your mind would be truly blown

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The electronic voice at the end of Mr Blue Sky is not actually part of the lyrics.

It says please turn over now.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

The word Boob is a:

View from above B

View from the front oo

View from the side b

of Boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cannot hold your nose and hum. "

I'm genuinely 'lol'-ing. A)that I tried this and B)for how it sounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cannot hold your nose and hum. "

Just tried and it blew my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'umop apisdn' is upside down spelt upsidw down.

Holy fucking shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x

Aid it how? Haha

Miss S x"

*Woody has p a s s ed out.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I was recently reading about a large group of World War 2 commandos. They averaged 9 stone 10 lbs and 5 foot 6. "

The Cockleshell Heroes?

You can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind

Miss S x

Aid it how? Haha

Miss S x

*Woody has p a s s ed out. "

Yeah I bet them poor women did too

Miss S x

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I was recently reading about a large group of World War 2 commandos. They averaged 9 stone 10 lbs and 5 foot 6.

The Cockleshell Heroes?

Close, the St. Nazaire Raid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cannot hold your nose and hum. "

Everybody else holds their nose if you hum

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"You cannot hold your nose and hum. "

Other people hold their nose when I hum

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"The word Boob is a:

View from above B

View from the front oo

View from the side b

of Boobs"

Now THATS brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Falling coconuts kill more people than sharks "

Why would a shark be under a coconut tree?

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

The only thing you can lick on your reflection is your tongue.

I also understand that you can't lick your own elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The impulse to ejaculate comes from the spinal cord; no brain is needed. - explains a lot really

So if all the relevant connections bar a brain were present, spunking could still happen?! A headless/legless torso spunking?

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By *andaloriansCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

All matter in the universe is already here. No more, no less. It doesnt disappear, it just changes its physical state.

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Boris Johnson is a cunt but we all know that #Fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All matter in the universe is already here. No more, no less. It doesnt disappear, it just changes its physical state.

Yes

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By *annaPlayABCCouple
over a year ago

Bacup

The penis is mushroom shaped so as to remove any previous lover's deposit by 'scooping out' up to 90% of anything previous left deep inside her..

Shocked me this one myself LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The penis is mushroom shaped so as to remove any previous lover's deposit by 'scooping out' up to 90% of anything previous left deep inside her..

Shocked me this one myself LOL"

Who said? I mean, did God confirm this is why he made it this way?

couldn’t it just be an uncanny feature?

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