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Zombie apocalypse

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By *ogo1189 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

If you were going to survive a zombie apocalypse: where would be the first place you would run to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Winchester

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Somewhere to stock up on supplies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a place near where I live that has high walls and gates. Views pretty much all round.

Currently used as a nursery so if the apocalypse is in the night time then it should be empty and if its the day time when it should only be filled with little zombies.

Should have a small food store already.

From there plan the next steps to get out of the city. I always thought find a large boat is the key and only coming a shore when you need food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Winchester "

Damn beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house

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By *es_salopesCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I think a trip to B&Q to get tooled up with axes and other weapons and to zombie proof a van like something out of the A-team

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I think a trip to B&Q to get tooled up with axes and other weapons and to zombie proof a van like something out of the A-team"

I was thinking the same. If you can't make a B&Q zombie proof, you don't deserve to live. Plus there's usually a burger van outside so you are sorted for food.

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Straight to Mums to check the gun cabinet.... being from farming stock comes in handy occasionally

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

My work to stock up on Petrol and Diesel, then the army base a couple of miles from there to trade some of that fuel for weapons and ammo…. Or just send the tanker straight in with a brick on the accelerator, then head in and get what I need

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

I live in Ilfracombe I won't noticed any difference if there was a zombie apocalypse. Expect there might be a few less people herbal smoking. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowhere, not even zombies can make me run. Maybe a quick walk but even that's pushing it.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Zombies are after brains… just saying!!

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

My bed & hide under the duvet..& hope they think I'm a pillow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm.. some sort of army base / somewhere with a perimeter wall

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath


"If you were going to survive a zombie apocalypse: where would be the first place you would run to?"

Out in the street of course!

I love being eaten!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I think a trip to B&Q to get tooled up with axes and other weapons and to zombie proof a van like something out of the A-team"

Rookie error there.

DIY stores are all well and good for axes, chainsaws and garden tools appropriate for defence against zombies, but no food bar the odd vending machine.

A better bet is 'The Range'. The big ones have garden and DIY sections for tools, furniture, loads of mirrors you can line up at the front of the shop to confuse the zombies and most important plenty of snacks, sweets, drinks and - for some much needed stress relief - hot tubs!!

A

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By *ogo1189 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rossendale


"I think a trip to B&Q to get tooled up with axes and other weapons and to zombie proof a van like something out of the A-team

Rookie error there.

DIY stores are all well and good for axes, chainsaws and garden tools appropriate for defence against zombies, but no food bar the odd vending machine.

A better bet is 'The Range'. The big ones have garden and DIY sections for tools, furniture, loads of mirrors you can line up at the front of the shop to confuse the zombies and most important plenty of snacks, sweets, drinks and - for some much needed stress relief - hot tubs!!

A"

This thread is brought to you by The Range

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

The cupboard under the stairs..well I wouldn't run I'd walk.. it's where I keep my machete and axe...

..I actually use these for my work.. I'm not a deranged psycho .. honest..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kitchen at work, doubles up as a point of lockdown plus there is enough food in there to survive a zombie apocalypse (as I pointed out to my boss) Nanna Rose (our cook) would need to lock down with me though, she knows how to work it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M&S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My bed & hide under the duvet..& hope they think I'm a pillow..."

Well it makes sense. Everyone knows a duvet will protect you from absolutely anything....except an irate parent. (Oh, what is aforementioned parent is now a zombie?).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The kitchen at work, doubles up as a point of lockdown plus there is enough food in there to survive a zombie apocalypse (as I pointed out to my boss) Nanna Rose (our cook) would need to lock down with me though, she knows how to work it all "

Don't worry, ive made survival plans that include you.

I hope you dont get seasick.

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

The nearest fancy dress shop, hiding in public!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The kitchen at work, doubles up as a point of lockdown plus there is enough food in there to survive a zombie apocalypse (as I pointed out to my boss) Nanna Rose (our cook) would need to lock down with me though, she knows how to work it all

Don't worry, ive made survival plans that include you.

I hope you dont get seasick."

When are we going? It's getting a bit 'peopley' now

I'll bring my bucket

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Tesco. Although most zombies usually head towards the shops.

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