FabSwingers.com forum: Turn off

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just thinking what's the one thing/phrase on a message garrenteed to put you off ? Have to say ours are the usual do you meet alone? Or I'm going to ruin you! ( Paul HATES that phrase)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello." - scares the bejesus out of me does that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck. So annoying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Hello." - scares the bejesus out of me does that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck. So annoying"

Very true shows lack of imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The delete button is so useful

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I'm gonna make you gush/squirt !

Good luck with that mate !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love you

that one makes me delete and block at super sonic speed

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

I hate messages where they ask me what I like doing. If I can be bothered to reply it is only to say 'read my profile...it took me a long time to write all that so I can avoid answering stupid questions'.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Can you bring a female friend."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i love you

that one makes me delete and block at super sonic speed"

that's just freaky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im going to destroy you"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or the what are you doing now ? I get so tempted to reply on fab reading your crap message

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area

Anything with hun or babe in it (barf)

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Anything with hun or babe in it (barf)"

definitely!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Just thinking what's the one thing/phrase on a message garrenteed to put you off ? Have to say ours are the usual do you meet alone? Or I'm going to ruin you! ( Paul HATES that phrase)

"can I fuck your ass" no question mark. Delete and block.

If someone said to me 'I'm going to ruin you', I'd reply 'why? I'm not a castle' then delete and block. Actually, I'd probably say fuck off first.

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

If someone said to me 'I'm going to ruin you', I'd reply 'why? I'm not a castle'...."

what if they want to smash in one's posterior portcullis?

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you won't play with me.. Will you fuck my b/f ???

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

its touch ur toes time that scares me esp as it seem to be the guys that say it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And mmmmmmmmmmm Debbie Baby grrrrrrrrrrr x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna make you gush/squirt !

Good luck with that mate !!!

Haha same here!!!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"I'm VWE and can go for hours".

Ok, 1) I don't like sex that lasts for hours and hours. I get numb and I get bored.

2) You've sent us a cock picture AND we've seen your profile. 6" ISN'T very well endowed!!!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

And of course "hi baeb, i seen u p

an I fink ur hot!!! Wana gt 2geva sumtym? i wd luv 2 blw my ld in dat pssy!". _

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"And of course "hi baeb, i seen u *profil an I fink ur hot!!! Wana gt 2geva sumtym? i wd luv 2 blw my ld in dat pssy!". _"

Damn smileys, invading everywhere. x

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

What you into? HATE being asked that, turns me frigid

And TVS/CDs asking will I be their dom.

a) I'm not male

b) Its Dom

C) I'd be a Domme

d) I ain't doing no M/s slave with no strangers.

sorry it winds me up and is a huge turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to seee you with my girlfiend/wife" ..........yawwwwwwwwwn

.....or being called babe lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want your babies, usually from.blokes

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Couples profiles that have "No single guys - you bring nothing to the table" (usually written by the male half: I can only hope he never ends up a single guy! lol).

And I bring a lot to the table - I play a mean game of Poker! (... that's Poker .. not Poke-her! lol)

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Couples profiles that have "No single guys - you bring nothing to the table" "

Ach they're just on the scrounge for gifts by the sounds of it

Wolf

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Couples profiles that have "No single guys - you bring nothing to the table"

Ach they're just on the scrounge for gifts by the sounds of it

Wolf

Maybe I'll offer sainsbury's vouchers next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I'll offer sainsbury's vouchers next time

That's no good, need club card points

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Maybe I'll offer sainsbury's vouchers next time

That's no good, need club card points

They ain't getting my nectar card "in exchange" for a shag - they can sod off!

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

I have two. 1 what's your fave position? I normaly reply proppin the bar up . The 2nd I know I'm 10 yrs below your pref age but I'm mature for my age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guys asking how big is your cock.

I reply with something like 'I use the local fire brigade service to unravel it'

wtf? LOL

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"guys asking how big is your cock.

I reply with something like 'I use the local fire brigade service to unravel it'

wtf? LOL"

, love it, great come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickle my trunk !

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"guys asking how big is your cock.

I reply with something like 'I use the local fire brigade service to unravel it'

wtf? LOL"

or guys that insist they have the biggest cock on Fab and I MUST meet them.

Feck off

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Tickle my trunk !

Oh how cute, love it

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

1. Love to meet a cougar!

2. Can breathe through my ears!

3. Hi

4. I'm staying in a hotel on Monday

5. Would love to do xyz to you

6. Anything in text speak

7. Any boring one line combined with a one liner profile

8. A cock pic in the initial message

9. Cannot accommodate and only meet daytimes

10. Any combination of the above ...;-)

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"guys asking how big is your cock.

I reply with something like 'I use the local fire brigade service to unravel it'

wtf? LOL"

Lol, yup - I tell them its two inches:: if they want big I can buy them a stuffed baseball bat from Toys'r'us and send it in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you wearing? As if im dressed and made up ready and waiting, complete with sexy undies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you up to the task?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my arse look big in this ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'how's yous'

'dom'

'hey babe'

'I visit your area with work'

'athletic male' check pics ob not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had a black girl before...

Delete every time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had once .. "I wanna bum you in the bum"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I'm only here for the forums"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had once .. "I wanna bum you in the bum"

Where else would they bum you I wonder?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"1. Love to meet a cougar!

2. Can breathe through my ears!

3. Hi

4. I'm staying in a hotel on Monday

5. Would love to do xyz to you

6. Anything in text speak

7. Any boring one line combined with a one liner profile

8. A cock pic in the initial message

9. Cannot accommodate and only meet daytimes

10. Any combination of the above ...;-)"

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"What you wearing? As if im dressed and made up ready and waiting, complete with sexy undies"

Lol, I love them, I like to respond with something including "Greying granny knickers with holes in them". XD x

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Just thought of another couple of turn offs...

People who deliberately choose negative terminology in their profile or forum posts to offend - no need for that.

People who see things, the world, other people in black and white... there are so many more (than 50 !!!) shades of grey...

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

I visit your area once a month..........

sorry, that coincides with another regular occurance !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had once .. "I wanna bum you in the bum"

Haha funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guys that offer to smash my back doors in

i mean honestly i know its a swingers site but really???

And guys that guarantee they will be the best shag ive ever had, because guys who big themselves up in my experience tend to be crap

and my biggest hate is guys who ask if they can come round while my kids are in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any luck on here?"...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

""Any luck on here?"..."
yep and

"how are you finding this site"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never speaking to them before and the first message is " you free now?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'but I'm local' after being told no...well in that case I'll whip me knickers off now!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"'but I'm local' after being told no...well in that case I'll whip me knickers off now!

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And of course... being local is a reason as Caz once suggested lol.... to drop your pants instantly, give him your address and mobile number and await him with great anticipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'but I'm local' after being told no...well in that case I'll whip me knickers off now!

now your getting the idea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'but I'm local' after being told no...well in that case I'll whip me knickers off now!

And of course... being local is a reason as Caz once suggested lol.... to drop your pants instantly, give him your address and mobile number and await him with great anticipation

Wonder if they'd actually turn up though if I said go on then, or if I'd just be left waiting with a very cold bum!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Bugger ! I'm all out of things to say now

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don't like messages that, after I've given specific times I'm available, then suggest other times. It's exasperating and a real turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest its mostly things like

"I will fuck you like you have never been fucked before"

" You dont need to go to greedy girls night.. I am all the man you will need"

"I am going to fuck you till you bleed"

" You wont manage me "

It gets a little tiresome but if I reply how I want I sound big headed.. so I just block.

Cali

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I don't like messages that, after I've given specific times I'm available, then suggest other times. It's exasperating and a real turn off."

Just had one of those. I was asked for specific dates and gave them loads. Just been told they can't do any of them.

I always assume it means they didn't really want to play after all.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

And another one...

Being harrassed for a meet when I have already stated I cannot simply drop everything and come out to meet that night

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

How about "Get off your high horse, you're not that special!" - by a complete stranger (female) nice!. Maybe guys are expected to beg and worship, the insignificant maggots we are????

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"How about "Get off your high horse, you're not that special!" - by a complete stranger (female) nice!. Maybe guys are expected to beg and worship, the insignificant maggots we are????"

I quite agree. I dont find begging people attractive tbh and much rather meet somebody with a healthy self esteem!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I don't like messages that, after I've given specific times I'm available, then suggest other times. It's exasperating and a real turn off.

Just had one of those. I was asked for specific dates and gave them loads. Just been told they can't do any of them.

I always assume it means they didn't really want to play after all."

If they want to fuck you then maybe they should supply times/dates convenient to you and not vice versa. It's not as if you're short of offers.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"And another one...

Being harrassed for a meet when I have already stated I cannot simply drop everything and come out to meet that night "

It's as if people don't read the message replies or rather read them but fail to understand the wider implications of what the message means in real life.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"And another one...

Being harrassed for a meet when I have already stated I cannot simply drop everything and come out to meet that night

It's as if people don't read the message replies or rather read them but fail to understand the wider implications of what the message means in real life. "
Also maybe the difference between somebody who lives alone and does not have to consider anybody else ... and somebody who has to take care of a family. elderly relatives etc...? There is definitely a huge difference in ability to meet at a moment's notice.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"And another one...

Being harrassed for a meet when I have already stated I cannot simply drop everything and come out to meet that night

It's as if people don't read the message replies or rather read them but fail to understand the wider implications of what the message means in real life.

Also maybe the difference between

somebody who lives alone and does

not have to consider anybody else ...

and somebody who has to take care of

a family. elderly relatives etc...? There

is definitely a huge difference in ability

to meet at a moment's notice."

I had one last week 'wanna meet u free now' type and no question mark either and I replied no sorry and they said 'why not ur online' and I said 'reading stupid boring messages'

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I had one last week 'wanna meet u free now' type and no question mark either and I replied no sorry and they said 'why not ur online' and I said 'reading stupid boring messages'

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By *plankyMan
over a year ago

Beeston

um I seem to be guilty of at least half of the above.

But on a positive note I've now got some new ones to try out.

I will exclude the txt ones though because I am too old or stupid to understand them.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

" The 2nd I know I'm 10 yrs below your pref age but I'm mature for my age "

I get this all the time! Bloody infuriating!

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Had someone say they'd come to mine if I paid the petrol. Erm no and block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything which contains the word "panties"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I don't like messages that, after I've given specific times I'm available, then suggest other times. It's exasperating and a real turn off.

Just had one of those. I was asked for specific dates and gave them loads. Just been told they can't do any of them.

I always assume it means they didn't really want to play after all.

If they want to fuck you then maybe they should supply times/dates convenient to you and not vice versa. It's not as if you're short of offers.

You have a point there. Maybe I should ask when they can meet. If I don't get dates then I'll know for certain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just love the "your hot really want to play with you" as a first opening but they redeem themselves but sending a second " would you be interested in meeting" ( maybe I'm old fashioned but where's the niceties gone?)

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Had someone say they'd come to mine if I paid the petrol. Erm no and block. "

Try "I'll meet you, but only if you travel to me (over 100 miles by train) AND pay for the hotel".

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By *a petite madameWoman
over a year ago

London / Essex

"I hate messages where they ask me what I like doing. If I can be bothered to reply it is only to say 'read my profile...it took me a long time to write all that so I can avoid answering stupid questions'."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any message that starts with "hi mate"

for obvious reasons, i don't read the rest

also hate friend requests from ladies that ive never even spoken to. FUCK OFF

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The ones which start 'what would you say/do if I...' and then follow with a carefully crafted fantasy of what they want to happen.

Which bears no relation to my preferences.

And that they cut and paste and send to everyone.

For some reason they get very put out when I tell them I'd say no thanks I'd rather have some chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so what would you all like the messages to start with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when its mentioned that the women like to be wined and dined, candles, wine , chocolates - are they after a free feed ?????????????????

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"when its mentioned that the women like to be wined and dined, candles, wine , chocolates - are they after a free feed ?????????????????"

And what if the women demand to be wined, dined and expect flowers or gifts??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love bbw

Can I be your Dom/Sub/Slave?

Won't you make an exception for me?

I'll be the best you've ever had

Fancy a meet now?

Arghhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No that always turns me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be the best you've ever had I'm guaranteed not to disappoint - translation I will be the worst u have n always disappoint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like to be fucked good

No matey I'm here for bad fucks

And the other one I hate is

I will fucking destroy you

Oooo can't wait for that it sounds sooo appealing not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thinking what's the one thing/phrase on a message garrenteed to put you off ? Have to say ours are the usual do you meet alone? Or I'm going to ruin you! ( Paul HATES that phrase)

" hi we spoke ages ago remember", annoys the fuck out of me when they know damn well we didn't speak!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copy and paste.

Had one this morning all polite and nice until it said love your profile.

Now I know he hadn't looked.

Blocked him.

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Just thinking what's the one thing/phrase on a message garrenteed to put you off ? Have to say ours are the usual do you meet alone? Or I'm going to ruin you! ( Paul HATES that phrase)

" hi we spoke ages ago remember", annoys the fuck out of me when they know damn well we didn't speak!! xx"

Lol TattooedHB once got "Hey you don't remember we spoke on BBM?" to which she replied "That's strange as I've never owned a blackberry

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