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"Our tax payment bill." Mine too. | |||
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"Kermit " but he's great... | |||
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"Men who wear socks while swinging....." and the jesus sandals too! | |||
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"Men who wear socks while swinging..... and the jesus sandals too!" Aka desert wellies | |||
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"What you you send to Room 101? " How many am I allowed to send? | |||
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"What you you send to Room 101? How many am I allowed to send?" I'm thinking it's a super industrial fab-sized room 101 | |||
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"My bosses Ah fuck it ill send the whole job " Oh and this feeling sick malahki | |||
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"Myself as I think I'm about to make a terrible mistake " Do share | |||
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"the traffic light system in my little town,takes 11 mins to get through the very small high street,im sad i timed it" You must live in Swansea. Honestly, you may as well park up and read a book the time it takes the lights there to change. | |||
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"the traffic light system in my little town,takes 11 mins to get through the very small high street,im sad i timed it You must live in Swansea. Honestly, you may as well park up and read a book the time it takes the lights there to change. " i dont but i know just what you mean | |||
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"Cliff Richard Tom Cruise Daniel Craig Christmas Cheryl Cole LFC PERNOD Green veg Chavs Tony Blair The Labour Party Cricket I'll be back with more in a bit.... " Agree with all of these, but would include men who disrespect the Union Flag and Kermit haters!!! | |||
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"Myself as I think I'm about to make a terrible mistake Do share " Not unless you have a mixer | |||
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"Myself as I think I'm about to make a terrible mistake Do share Not unless you have a mixer " , lemonade, redbull, lime,.orange... wotcha want?? | |||
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"People who crowd and push and elbow onto trains and buses before letting people off. Duh Dirty toilets - no excuse Disabling diseases Too high kitchen cupboards - I'm a shirt arse and bat around with a pair of tongs like a demented hobbit while cooking. Shops that always have large bras nearest to the floor Duh! People who litter FFS! People who won't clear up their dog poo. People who park in disabled parking spaces without disability AND people who use their Relatives disabled blue badge without them being in the car. People who abuse public servants such as nurses, doctors, paramedics, police etc deserve a punch on the nozzer they do. I'm sure I could think of more but people who whine also annoy me. Yeah - people who moan about their life but won't do anything to improve it. That'll do " Do you feel better now? Lol I'm just going to find the key to room 102 | |||
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"Myself as I think I'm about to make a terrible mistake Do share Not unless you have a mixer , lemonade, redbull, lime,.orange... wotcha want??" To be honest I'm not sure my little pouch can accept any more. The madras was the final straw. Rain check would be lovely | |||
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"Myself as I think I'm about to make a terrible mistake Do share Not unless you have a mixer , lemonade, redbull, lime,.orange... wotcha want?? To be honest I'm not sure my little pouch can accept any more. The madras was the final straw. Rain check would be lovely " You a man or a mouse????? | |||
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"Myself as I think I'm about to make a terrible mistake Do share Not unless you have a mixer , lemonade, redbull, lime,.orange... wotcha want?? To be honest I'm not sure my little pouch can accept any more. The madras was the final straw. Rain check would be lovely " Pfffttt!! | |||
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"Myself as I think I'm about to make a terrible mistake Do share Not unless you have a mixer , lemonade, redbull, lime,.orange... wotcha want?? To be honest I'm not sure my little pouch can accept any more. The madras was the final straw. Rain check would be lovely You a man or a mouse?????" | |||
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"Walking stick.... Tripped over the bastarding thing 4 times " Then how will you hobble back to your chair? | |||
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"Cliff Richard Tom Cruise Daniel Craig Christmas Cheryl Cole LFC PERNOD Green veg Chavs Tony Blair The Labour Party Cricket I'll be back with more in a bit.... " Naomi Campbell Posh Spice The word 'hate' Smoking American border police Emilie Sande The Queen Waity Katey Middleton Rio Ferdinand Patrice 'mccains' Evra my poor eyesight Lorraine Kelly Clare Balding X Factor Lewis Hamilton Offal Blue Cheese I will be back with more in a bit | |||
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"Oh and wannabe 'swingers' who send one liners such as: 'like my cock' 'wan 2 ful' Etc...." agree!!! | |||
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"Cliff Richard Tom Cruise Daniel Craig Christmas Cheryl Cole LFC PERNOD Green veg Chavs Tony Blair The Labour Party Cricket I'll be back with more in a bit.... Naomi Campbell Posh Spice The word 'hate' Smoking American border police Emilie Sande The Queen Waity Katey Middleton Rio Ferdinand Patrice 'mccains' Evra my poor eyesight Lorraine Kelly Clare Balding X Factor Lewis Hamilton Offal Blue Cheese I will be back with more in a bit " tv adds | |||
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"People who crowd and push and elbow onto trains and buses before letting people off. Duh Dirty toilets - no excuse Disabling diseases Too high kitchen cupboards - I'm a shirt arse and bat around with a pair of tongs like a demented hobbit while cooking. Shops that always have large bras nearest to the floor Duh! People who litter FFS! People who won't clear up their dog poo. People who park in disabled parking spaces without disability AND people who use their Relatives disabled blue badge without them being in the car. People who abuse public servants such as nurses, doctors, paramedics, police etc deserve a punch on the nozzer they do. I'm sure I could think of more but people who whine also annoy me. Yeah - people who moan about their life but won't do anything to improve it. That'll do Do you feel better now? Lol I'm just going to find the key to room 102 " Yes thankyou ...... Hang on better get the whole bunch of keys | |||
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"People who crowd and push and elbow onto trains and buses before letting people off. Duh Dirty toilets - no excuse Disabling diseases Too high kitchen cupboards - I'm a shirt arse and bat around with a pair of tongs like a demented hobbit while cooking. Shops that always have large bras nearest to the floor Duh! People who litter FFS! People who won't clear up their dog poo. People who park in disabled parking spaces without disability AND people who use their Relatives disabled blue badge without them being in the car. People who abuse public servants such as nurses, doctors, paramedics, police etc deserve a punch on the nozzer they do. I'm sure I could think of more but people who whine also annoy me. Yeah - people who moan about their life but won't do anything to improve it. That'll do Do you feel better now? Lol I'm just going to find the key to room 102 " Yes thankyou ...... Hang on better get the whole bunch of keys | |||
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"Ben you have a lot of pent up anger I feel, maybe you should go in room 101 and chill with all the people you've sent there " Lol. No anger. Just things that if you got shot of, would make the world a better place! | |||
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"Cliff Richard Tom Cruise Daniel Craig Christmas Cheryl Cole LFC PERNOD Green veg Chavs Tony Blair The Labour Party Cricket I'll be back with more in a bit.... Naomi Campbell Posh Spice The word 'hate' Smoking American border police Emilie Sande The Queen Waity Katey Middleton Rio Ferdinand Patrice 'mccains' Evra my poor eyesight Lorraine Kelly Clare Balding X Factor Lewis Hamilton Offal Blue Cheese I will be back with more in a bit " Mushrooms Bagpuss Old people shopping on a Saturday afternoon BMW drivers Painting woodwork Stained bum pics Parmesan cheese Catholicism Racism Paul McCartney Plastic footie supporters, read MUFC EastEnders I will be back | |||
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"I forgot football and people who shout outta cars and speed off. Pussies" Are you a bus wanker? | |||
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"I forgot football and people who shout outta cars and speed off. Pussies Are you a bus wanker? " Didn't realise that buses could be wanked off :-s | |||
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"Cliff Richard Tom Cruise Daniel Craig Christmas Cheryl Cole LFC PERNOD Green veg Chavs Tony Blair The Labour Party Cricket I'll be back with more in a bit.... Naomi Campbell Posh Spice The word 'hate' Smoking American border police Emilie Sande The Queen Waity Katey Middleton Rio Ferdinand Patrice 'mccains' Evra my poor eyesight Lorraine Kelly Clare Balding X Factor Lewis Hamilton Offal Blue Cheese I will be back with more in a bit Mushrooms Bagpuss Old people shopping on a Saturday afternoon BMW drivers Painting woodwork Stained bum pics Parmesan cheese Catholicism Racism Paul McCartney Plastic footie supporters, read MUFC EastEnders I will be back " I love mushrooms & bmw's & Bagpuss & Parmesan cheese | |||
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"I forgot football and people who shout outta cars and speed off. Pussies" Why are you putting pussies in room 101? | |||
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"I forgot football and people who shout outta cars and speed off. Pussies Why are you putting pussies in room 101? " I'm not. I meant guys who shout out of cars but won't say it to your face I'd never put pussies in room 101 | |||
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"I forgot football and people who shout outta cars and speed off. Pussies Are you a bus wanker? " I had that shouted at me once! | |||
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"Cliff Richard Tom Cruise Daniel Craig Christmas Cheryl Cole LFC PERNOD Green veg Chavs Tony Blair The Labour Party Cricket I'll be back with more in a bit.... Naomi Campbell Posh Spice The word 'hate' Smoking American border police Emilie Sande The Queen Waity Katey Middleton Rio Ferdinand Patrice 'mccains' Evra my poor eyesight Lorraine Kelly Clare Balding X Factor Lewis Hamilton Offal Blue Cheese I will be back with more in a bit Mushrooms Bagpuss Old people shopping on a Saturday afternoon BMW drivers Painting woodwork Stained bum pics Parmesan cheese Catholicism Racism Paul McCartney Plastic footie supporters, read MUFC EastEnders I will be back I love mushrooms & bmw's & Bagpuss & Parmesan cheese " Bagpuss is a murdering bastard. At the end of every show, he killed all the mice and the woodpecker. Bastard. I hated Bagpuss as a kid, I reckon he gassed the others out of jealousy. Pink and white bastard Hitler cat. | |||
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"My new boss .20 year old who thinks she knows it all!!!" Yep. Ditto. Not the same boss but they exist everywhere! | |||
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"Oven chips and matted minge pics " oven chips rock btw lol | |||
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