FabSwingers.com forum: Give us some funny condom slogans

By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

And here are few from us : 1. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

2. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

3. If you go into heat, package your meat

4. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis ......

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's a cock in a sock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its gloved its loved

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Condom; the cock condo

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

If you want furry cup, you gotta strap up

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If you want it Greek, wear a Trojan

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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

cover your winkie to get in the minkie

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

She's no a slag, put it in a bag!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

nike condoms, just do it

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Don't be silly, cover your willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

strap it up before you wack it up lol

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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

You gotta wrap it if you want to tap it

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's all good, in tha hood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silly billy, cover your willy, it may be feeling rather chilly lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Glove it 'n' shove it!

Few seconds to wrap keeps you free of the clap.

Wear condoms and smile or end up on Jeremy Kyle.

Ejaculate into a Mate.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"You gotta wrap it if you want to tap it"

Got my vote so far.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Even if she's eager, protect her beaver

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The Lottery slogan would work too... you've got to be in it to win it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put me on for Fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy me and stop one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most slogans fit condoms...

Tesco : every little helps!

Asda : lightening the load...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skittles : taste the rainbow!

Kfc : finger-licking good!

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By *indylou47Woman
over a year ago

BOLTON

If you want to dip your wick, wear a mac

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

If you want your stuff

Up her chuff

Stick one on

Or she's up the duff!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

An old one I rember said often in the 80s, a period which I was told about and don't rember at all...

" Me not daft, me not silly, me put condom on my willy!l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you wanna shag the female clubber wear a rubber

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Wear a condom and a smile... so you don't appear on Jeremy Kyle.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Wear a condom as you play, it protects you from the CSA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if it does break, get to the Doc's for god@s sake

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Queues at the clinic and blisters keep bleeding

The wide spectrum antibiotic you’re needing

Genital warts and removal that stings

These will become your least favourite things

Green discharge seeping when lesions appear

Syphilis symptoms and gross gonorrhea

Scabs quickly spreading right round to your ring

These will become your least favourite things

A burning sensation as your urine splashes

GP’s with gloves on look up your back passage

Silver white surgical cold metal things

These will become your least favourite things

When the condom

Should be rolled on

If it makes you feel sad

Remember all your least favourite things

And then it won't feel so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queues at the clinic and blisters keep bleeding

The wide spectrum antibiotic you’re needing

Genital warts and removal that stings

These will become your least favourite things

Green discharge seeping when lesions appear

Syphilis symptoms and gross gonorrhea

Scabs quickly spreading right round to your ring

These will become your least favourite things

A burning sensation as your urine splashes

GP’s with gloves on look up your back passage

Silver white surgical cold metal things

These will become your least favourite things

When the condom

Should be rolled on

If it makes you feel sad

Remember all your least favourite things

And then it won't feel so bad

Brilliant polo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Kyle

David Cameron

Margeret Thatcher

Simon Cowell

Cliff Richard

Just a few reasons why condoms should be worn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She doesn't want a tummy lodger,

so put a condom on your todger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont be a fool, wrap your tool..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeremy Kyle

David Cameron

Margeret Thatcher

Simon Cowell

Cliff Richard

Just a few reasons why condoms should be worn!"
you forgot justin bieber

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

If going in her Minnie wear a thingy !!!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Burger King Condoms,

Home of the whopper.

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By *juk72Man
over a year ago

Reading

Real men cum in a jiffy

(the jiffy brand really didnt have a chance)

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I only use Condoms made out of frog skin, I'm guaranteed a longer jump!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Queues at the clinic and blisters keep bleeding

The wide spectrum antibiotic you’re needing

Genital warts and removal that stings

These will become your least favourite things

Green discharge seeping when lesions appear

Syphilis symptoms and gross gonorrhea

Scabs quickly spreading right round to your ring

These will become your least favourite things

A burning sensation as your urine splashes

GP’s with gloves on look up your back passage

Silver white surgical cold metal things

These will become your least favourite things

When the condom

Should be rolled on

If it makes you feel sad

Remember all your least favourite things

And then it won't feel so bad

I'll be singing this the rest of the evening. Another memorable Polo moment.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A cock that doesn’t want to rest

Can quickly cum across a chest

Without needing to unroll the rubber thing

Though quite intent in his pursuit

If it’s going up the shoot

He knows a shlong should have a condom on......for.... a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey

Chim chim cher-ee!

If you get lucky, think of your safety

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey

Chim chim cher-oo!

Make sure you carry your condoms with you

Now, as you are fumbling and havin’ some fun

You might want to think before givin’ her one

A dose of the clap is far from a joke

So roll out the rubber and then start to poke

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey

Chim chim cher-ee!

If you get lucky, think of your safety

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey

Chim chim cher-oo!

Make sure you carry your condoms with you.... and don't be a meanie at least carry two!

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