FabSwingers.com forum: What's an obvious sign someone is American

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Afternoon all

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

They'll tell you

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

The stetson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They survived a school shooting.

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

They tell you their cock is the biggest you'll ever see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will scream you took our jobs at you.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Usually the accent

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Oh yes their accent ' hi y’all'

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

They wear shoes indoors.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Whatever you say they’ll reply , uhh we those back home the size of (something massive)

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Oh yes their accent ' hi y’all'

Y’alll wanna play a game of baaad-minton

No - the bats are far too big for us

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

They refer to womens underwear as ‘panties’ instead of the correct term which is , knickers.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

They are usually polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They ask for the restroom..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's bound to be an American flag SOMEWHERE on them, their clothing, or their luggage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An American passport

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

They don’t use a knife and fork at the same time.

Cut all the food up, put knife down, use fork.

Heathens.

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

The first question they ask is whats up. The reply i normally give back to that is the sky

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I say I love your accent

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By *ts_Business_TimeCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire

Accent

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Light bends around them.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

When you say

"Do you come from USA?"

They say

"Yes"

Then you have a nice chat

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

They can't pronounce aluminium or zebra properly

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

You can always tell an American but you can't tell them much.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

The accent is a dead giveaway

Most, sadly, have a very low knowledge of basic geography.

Many have over-enthusiastic reactions to trivial things in the corporate / professional world.

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

They might have a gun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They might have a gun x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's bound to be an American flag SOMEWHERE on them, their clothing, or their luggage. "
what we don't do that

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

They'll be the ones wearing a flag as a coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They tell me I have a posh accent

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I would say that you can see it by how they are dressed, like one sign could be the ballcaps that they wear quite often too

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By *adCherriesCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest

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By *adCherriesCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest

They would rather kill their partner then get a divorce because it goes against God

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

They talk like Bubba J

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

"They talk like Bubba J

Lmao, they love watching Nascar n drinkin beer

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By *uggs71Man
over a year ago

london

They refer to football as soccer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They would rather kill their partner then get a divorce because it goes against God

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"They talk like Bubba J

Lmao, they love watching Nascar n drinkin beer"

I have an affinity with Bubba J, he’s my hero

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

They all carry a gun, that's why they're so polite.

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

"They talk like Bubba J

Lmao, they love watching Nascar n drinkin beer

I have an affinity with Bubba J, he’s my hero

He's cool

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

NG 21

Usually the loudest voice in the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many misconceptions it's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They tip.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"So many misconceptions it's hilarious

I know…. It makes me think of what people thought of me when I first came here many moons ago

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

They pronounce English like Inlish and assume English is an American invention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many misconceptions it's hilarious

I know…. It makes me think of what people thought of me when I first came here many moons ago "
lol

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"So many misconceptions it's hilarious

Please tell me you’re all like Bubba J, don’t shatter my hopes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many misconceptions it's hilarious

Please tell me you’re all like Bubba J, don’t shatter my hopes. "
no Southern accent.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

They speak in conspiracy theories.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"So many misconceptions it's hilarious

I know…. It makes me think of what people thought of me when I first came here many moons ago "

You know a Brit because they personally knew the Queen, drink tea out of fine china, and wear a morning suit with a pocket watch. It's a bit like that kind of stuff.

(Meanwhile yes, I obviously wrestle crocs and am always on the beach)

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"So many misconceptions it's hilarious

I know…. It makes me think of what people thought of me when I first came here many moons ago

You know a Brit because they personally knew the Queen, drink tea out of fine china, and wear a morning suit with a pocket watch. It's a bit like that kind of stuff.

(Meanwhile yes, I obviously wrestle crocs and am always on the beach)"

And live on BBQ shrimp.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"So many misconceptions it's hilarious

I know…. It makes me think of what people thought of me when I first came here many moons ago

You know a Brit because they personally knew the Queen, drink tea out of fine china, and wear a morning suit with a pocket watch. It's a bit like that kind of stuff.

(Meanwhile yes, I obviously wrestle crocs and am always on the beach)

And live on BBQ shrimp. "

This "shrimp" you speak of is the size of a small child, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depending on what part of the states they're from either being over dramatic about everything with a large starbucks or hanging out the back of their sister/mother ..sorry mom

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"So many misconceptions it's hilarious

Please tell me you’re all like Bubba J, don’t shatter my hopes. no Southern accent."

Noooo.

Next you’ll be telling me your mother never went too a Harper Valley PTA meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many misconceptions it's hilarious

Please tell me you’re all like Bubba J, don’t shatter my hopes. no Southern accent.

Noooo.

Next you’ll be telling me your mother never went too a Harper Valley PTA meeting.

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Damn I am a failure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re well mannered with a better grasp of English than the English?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Easy.

Non of them can do a proper English accent and all end up sounding like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy.

Non of them can do a proper English accent and all end up sounding like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins."
lol true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The accent "
which one?

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

They're either descended from Geronimo or somebody on The Mayflower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually the amount of shit they spew on how great they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're either descended from Geronimo or somebody on The Mayflower."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

They are welcoming and hospitable. You kin share their grits and go swimmin' with the possum in the cement pond !

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"So many misconceptions it's hilarious

Please tell me you’re all like Bubba J, don’t shatter my hopes. no Southern accent.

Noooo.

Next you’ll be telling me your mother never went too a Harper Valley PTA meeting.

Damn I am a failure

I’m beginning to think you’re not even in the United States

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Their accent might just give it away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can't spell properly

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

They say 'Ass' not 'Arse'! They say 'Twot' instead of 'Twat' 'Fanny is a girls name...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many misconceptions it's hilarious

Please tell me you’re all like Bubba J, don’t shatter my hopes. no Southern accent.

Noooo.

Next you’ll be telling me your mother never went too a Harper Valley PTA meeting.

Damn I am a failure

I’m beginning to think you’re not even in the United States

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lol from Massachusetts Cape Cod.

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