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"I usually grab my trusted and genuine vibrator that I've had for six years I found it on a carboot and although I was worried it would have sexual diseases the woman promised me that she had efficiently cleaned it with fairy liquid now let me tell you it is battery operated but the batteries only work out at 28p per 400 sessions so it's very good value for money it is lilac in colour and it was worn when I got it so you could see the metal underneath but I just painted it with nail polish as good as new so I can't complain the best thing of all is she only charged me 3 quid she was such a genuine woman telling me all about her orgasms because a man can't make her orgasm but this vibrator can it's fully functional with 10 speeds I usually flick it onto speed 9 and work up towards 10 it takes about 30 seconds before I reach climax and the best thing is I can even just be watching Masterchef and it gets the job done it is very good for day to day use " Surprised it’s not all chrome by now lol | |||
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"I usually grab my trusted and genuine vibrator that I've had for six years I found it on a carboot and although I was worried it would have sexual diseases the woman promised me that she had efficiently cleaned it with fairy liquid now let me tell you it is battery operated but the batteries only work out at 28p per 400 sessions so it's very good value for money it is lilac in colour and it was worn when I got it so you could see the metal underneath but I just painted it with nail polish as good as new so I can't complain the best thing of all is she only charged me 3 quid she was such a genuine woman telling me all about her orgasms because a man can't make her orgasm but this vibrator can it's fully functional with 10 speeds I usually flick it onto speed 9 and work up towards 10 it takes about 30 seconds before I reach climax and the best thing is I can even just be watching Masterchef and it gets the job done it is very good for day to day use " Probably doubles up as an effective whisk if something on masterchef takes your fancy too! Just give it a wipe with your knickers first though, eh.... A | |||
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"I usually grab my trusted and genuine vibrator that I've had for six years I found it on a carboot and although I was worried it would have sexual diseases the woman promised me that she had efficiently cleaned it with fairy liquid now let me tell you it is battery operated but the batteries only work out at 28p per 400 sessions so it's very good value for money it is lilac in colour and it was worn when I got it so you could see the metal underneath but I just painted it with nail polish as good as new so I can't complain the best thing of all is she only charged me 3 quid she was such a genuine woman telling me all about her orgasms because a man can't make her orgasm but this vibrator can it's fully functional with 10 speeds I usually flick it onto speed 9 and work up towards 10 it takes about 30 seconds before I reach climax and the best thing is I can even just be watching Masterchef and it gets the job done it is very good for day to day use Probably doubles up as an effective whisk if something on masterchef takes your fancy too! Just give it a wipe with your knickers first though, eh.... A" Well you are not wrong love. I do usually use it to froth my latte after I've finished my lady wank! It's a great creamer. | |||
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"Quick fix, fap that bap with my fingers. If I wanna go to water town, vibrator everytime." Oh you're one of those fun ones that likes to be finger fucked hard | |||
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"I usually grab my trusted and genuine vibrator that I've had for six years I found it on a carboot and although I was worried it would have sexual diseases the woman promised me that she had efficiently cleaned it with fairy liquid now let me tell you it is battery operated but the batteries only work out at 28p per 400 sessions so it's very good value for money it is lilac in colour and it was worn when I got it so you could see the metal underneath but I just painted it with nail polish as good as new so I can't complain the best thing of all is she only charged me 3 quid she was such a genuine woman telling me all about her orgasms because a man can't make her orgasm but this vibrator can it's fully functional with 10 speeds I usually flick it onto speed 9 and work up towards 10 it takes about 30 seconds before I reach climax and the best thing is I can even just be watching Masterchef and it gets the job done it is very good for day to day use " If the vibrator is that good (which I’m sure it is) it begs the question what amazing piece of technology did she purchase that replaced it | |||
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"Nipple play while I use clit sucker, guaranteed O" You rub your own nipples? That's VERY hot | |||
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"Nipple play while I use clit sucker, guaranteed O You rub your own nipples? That's VERY hot " That’s the beauty of the clit sucker, can be hands free so I can wet and play with nipples | |||
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"Nipple play while I use clit sucker, guaranteed O You rub your own nipples? That's VERY hot That’s the beauty of the clit sucker, can be hands free so I can wet and play with nipples " But my mouth wants at them! | |||
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"Nipple play while I use clit sucker, guaranteed O You rub your own nipples? That's VERY hot That’s the beauty of the clit sucker, can be hands free so I can wet and play with nipples But my mouth wants at them!" | |||
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"Nipple play while I use clit sucker, guaranteed O You rub your own nipples? That's VERY hot That’s the beauty of the clit sucker, can be hands free so I can wet and play with nipples But my mouth wants at them! " If it shuts him up for a moment, it'll be well worth it | |||
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"Vibrator on the clit and a bit of porn and I’m all done in less than 5 minutes. Then it’s snooze city! " Quite the fanny tease. | |||
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"Nipple play while I use clit sucker, guaranteed O You rub your own nipples? That's VERY hot That’s the beauty of the clit sucker, can be hands free so I can wet and play with nipples But my mouth wants at them! If it shuts him up for a moment, it'll be well worth it " See, everybody wins here! | |||
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