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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

a) cup of tea and a bacon butty.

b) to go for a walk in the great outdoors.

c) a shag.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Oooooh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t drink tea. I’ve had my walk so

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

not necessarily in that order

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I use in what order that I take..

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

a shag

tea

a walk

shag again outside

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

a shag

tea

a walk

shag again outside

I like your combination, I’ll bring a flask too.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Can I have all three lol... Aha first, tea and a bacon butty then a walk

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"a) cup of tea and a bacon butty.

b) to go for a walk in the great outdoors.

c) a shag.

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I'll have an a, b, and a c please Fiddles.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

a shag

tea

a walk

shag again outside

I like your combination, I’ll bring a flask too. "

Please it's a bit nippy this morning, also bring nipple covers as they could get a bit hard

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll have an a, b, and a c please Fiddles.

That’s the blockbuster.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

a shag

tea

a walk

shag again outside

I like your combination, I’ll bring a flask too.

Please it's a bit nippy this morning, also bring nipple covers as they could get a bit hard

Or I could warm them up for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag first. Cup of tea and butty for energy after, then nice walk in the great outdoors to find somewhere secluded for round 2

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By *ertfordshiremaleMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

B, C & A in that order

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"a) cup of tea and a bacon butty.

b) to go for a walk in the great outdoors.

c) a shag.

Which one I wonder

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"a) cup of tea and a bacon butty.

b) to go for a walk in the great outdoors.

c) a shag.

Which one I wonder

I got all excited and thumbed too early.

All of the above!! X 2

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

A coffee and a shag would be very

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"A coffee and a shag would be very

If you’re skipping the bacon then I’ll have yours?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

A please, but make the cuppa a nice coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A. but coffee and with hot sauce on the bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss S x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Sounds like good thumbing required all round for all

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can I have my bacon crispy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All three sound good to me!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Miss S x"

Lucky J.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss S x

Lucky J. "

Just because I fancy doing them doesn't mean it's happening, unfortunately he's at work

So unlucky S

Miss S x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can I have my bacon crispy please

Just like my underpants.

Too much info, that’s too much isn’t it.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can I have my bacon crispy please

Just like my underpants.

Too much info, that’s too much isn’t it.

A little too much Fiddles yeah

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’d like to do my ABCs this morning.

Sadly I had no time for bacon after doing the dog walk at 6:30am. And I skipped tea, but now have coffee. There wasn’t time for a shag either. This ‘going to work’ thing is rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take the bacons but other than that I'm all good right now!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can I have my bacon crispy please

Just like my underpants.

Too much info, that’s too much isn’t it.

A little too much Fiddles yeah "

That’s what my therapist said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All 3 will be done today

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By *ichelle and DaveCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t drink tea. I’ve had my walk so

Ditto

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"All 3 will be done today

It’s good to have goals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A B and C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B by myself so no dog walkers, doggers cyclists etc

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

ABC

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

New day, what do you fancy today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New day, what do you fancy today?"

Always bacon fiddles, always

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Thumbs up if you fancy

a) cup of tea and a bacon butty.

b) to go for a walk in the great outdoors.

c) a shag.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I managed the tea and the outdoors this morning. Now, where’s my shag?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"New day, what do you fancy today?

Always bacon fiddles, always "

Crispy I hope.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I managed the tea and the outdoors this morning. Now, where’s my shag?"

Give me 10 minutes.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Can I have a Sausage sandwich and juice instead please?

And the shag

I've been outside already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New day, what do you fancy today?

Always bacon fiddles, always

Crispy I hope. "

Absolutely do I look crazy?!

Not too crispy though I knew someone that cooked them till the rashers were like 1/10th the original size and that was ghastly

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can I have a Sausage sandwich and juice instead please?

And the shag

I've been outside already! "

You most certainly can have as much of my sausage and juice as you’d like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a Sausage sandwich and juice instead please?

And the shag

I've been outside already! "

What ya want a medal on top of a shag with a sausage?

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By *Mr-Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m not a massive breakfast person and I’ve already been outdoors this morning sooooo..

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Mines the same as yesterday. Coffee and a shag. Looks like I'm going to have to substitute the shag with another cup of coffee

The bacon is going to anyone who wants it (not a euphemism)

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Can I have a Sausage sandwich and juice instead please?

And the shag

I've been outside already!

What ya want a medal on top of a shag with a sausage?"

The man above you offers much more ....

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Shag outside while I drink tea and eat the bacon sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a Sausage sandwich and juice instead please?

And the shag

I've been outside already!

What ya want a medal on top of a shag with a sausage?

The man above you offers much more ...."

Tell me something I don't know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines the same as yesterday. Coffee and a shag. Looks like I'm going to have to substitute the shag with another cup of coffee

The bacon is going to anyone who wants it (not a euphemism) "

I'd eat your bacons

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By *urhamdebbiecdTV/TS
over a year ago

bishop auckland

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Mines the same as yesterday. Coffee and a shag. Looks like I'm going to have to substitute the shag with another cup of coffee

The bacon is going to anyone who wants it (not a euphemism) "

My god woman, are you mad, how can we have a thread without euphemisms?

However more importantly I hope you’re well and enjoy your second coffee.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can I have a Sausage sandwich and juice instead please?

And the shag

I've been outside already!

What ya want a medal on top of a shag with a sausage?

The man above you offers much more ....

Tell me something I don't know!"

I throw in a good spooning after each shag.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Can I have a Sausage sandwich and juice instead please?

And the shag

I've been outside already!

What ya want a medal on top of a shag with a sausage?

The man above you offers much more ....

Tell me something I don't know!

I throw in a good spooning after each shag.

Sold!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside shag followed by a bacon butty and a brew as my wife sits uncomfortably as I have cum in her lol

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

please

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

C for me please

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

please "

I’m sure we can get something sorted here.

Would you like lots of butter on your butty.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

A + C... Sod walking and getting cold & wet when I can stay in and be warm & wet with bacon on the side

(Mrs PF)

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A + C... Sod walking and getting cold & wet when I can stay in and be warm & wet with bacon on the side

(Mrs PF)

To be fair, you talk a lot of sense.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

A and C

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Got to be C

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Mines the same as yesterday. Coffee and a shag. Looks like I'm going to have to substitute the shag with another cup of coffee

The bacon is going to anyone who wants it (not a euphemism)

I'd eat your bacons

Disappointed in ya Brucey. I thought you would have offered to feed me your pork sausage

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Mines the same as yesterday. Coffee and a shag. Looks like I'm going to have to substitute the shag with another cup of coffee

The bacon is going to anyone who wants it (not a euphemism)

My god woman, are you mad, how can we have a thread without euphemisms?

However more importantly I hope you’re well and enjoy your second coffee.

There's a first time for everything with me

I thoroughly enjoyed my second cup but still feeling thirsty as!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 out of 3 yesterday, 2 out of 3 so far today, fingers crossed for another full house

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"3 out of 3 yesterday, 2 out of 3 so far today, fingers crossed for another full house

Permission for fly-by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All 3

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

You pick.

LvM

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

to all but will leave the walk till the sun is out

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

You pick.

LvM"

I pick you.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

to all but will leave the walk till the sun is out"

As long as when the sun is out, we can hold hands and skip

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I’ve done my walk for the day so shag then cup of tea and can I swap my bacon for a sausage

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve done my walk for the day so shag then cup of tea and can I swap my bacon for a sausage

Mr"

Who doesn’t like a bit of sausage.

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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago

Kingsbridge

I’ll pass on the walk but I’d never ( well seldom) pass on a shag. The butty is obviously a given!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

a.....

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Does it have to be a thumb up? Sometimes I just fancy a good finger

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

GAPPING FANNY!

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"a) cup of tea and a bacon butty.

b) to go for a walk in the great outdoors.

c) a shag.

How about go for a walk outside, have a sneeky shag in the bushes, followed my a cuppa and a bacon butty at a greesy spoon cafe on our way home! that would be a good idea. wouldn't it?

obviously not me and you OP

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

please

I’m sure we can get something sorted here.

Would you like lots of butter on your butty.

I like daddies sauce on my butty

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Oh yes please. Big

to all three, but may I save them for tomorrow?

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over a year ago

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Yorks/Lincs

a donner kebad and a blowey at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a) cup of tea and a bacon butty.

b) to go for a walk in the great outdoors.

c) a shag.

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