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The Bare Minimum Monday late late nocturnal thread

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to the Monday nocturnal thread edition..

Have you had a bare minimum Monday?

What should you have done today but just couldn't be bothered with and what is it that you're saving your energy for this week?

Please do bother to post on tonight's nocturnal thread!

Newbies and lurkers are always welcome so don't be shy come and say hi...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Bare minimum. ^

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m not allowed in then. I’ve had the epitome of a manic Monday!

I feel quite proud

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

You are always a maximal pleasure, Mr Ash.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Just me & you then Ash

Fancy a cuppa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried really hard to do the bare minimum, but it didn’t happen. I failed…. Must try less harder next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off for the week after today so I literally started nothing

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Evening all

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"You are always a maximal pleasure, Mr Ash."

Ooh you snuck in.. sorry

Good evening gorgeous

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"You are always a maximal pleasure, Mr Ash.

Ooh you snuck in.. sorry

Good evening gorgeous "

Good evening, you fabulous creature. Well done for escaping the Curse of Busyness at last.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"You are always a maximal pleasure, Mr Ash.

Ooh you snuck in.. sorry

Good evening gorgeous

Good evening, you fabulous creature. Well done for escaping the Curse of Busyness at last."

Now I’m busy flirting. Such a chore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well today was my only day off this week so I was doing pretty much nothing today before I’m back to work tomorrow.

In the same vein I guess, I have just uploaded a bare minimum photo. No make up , no filters, no clothes

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"You are always a maximal pleasure, Mr Ash.

Ooh you snuck in.. sorry

Good evening gorgeous

Good evening, you fabulous creature. Well done for escaping the Curse of Busyness at last.

Now I’m busy flirting. Such a chore "

Joking aside, it is, sometimes. As I get old, I find I crave that most hoary of clichés: sincerity.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m not allowed in then. I’ve had the epitome of a manic Monday!

I feel quite proud "

Good evening _istypeaks and congrats on being first poster tonight...

Your prize is a drink of your choice...

Even though you've had a manic Monday you're still very welcome

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Good evening Brôther Åsh .·†·.

I shall dip in with brevity.

Bare Minimum.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’m not allowed in then. I’ve had the epitome of a manic Monday!

I feel quite proud

Good evening _istypeaks and congrats on being first poster tonight...

Your prize is a drink of your choice...

Even though you've had a manic Monday you're still very welcome

"

I think I’ll have a tea please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash.

I was supposed to do laundry, dishes... But it was my day off from little one as she was at grandparents so I did sweet FA and don't regret a single moment

Hope you're well.

Miss S x

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By *YDB75Man
over a year ago

East Yorkie

Was supposed to be at work.

Couldnt be arsed

Spent most the day on sofa.

Have literally done the bare minimum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Ash. Greetings from the Yorkshire Dales. I considered doing the minimum bare but thought fellow Dales dwellers wouldn't appreciate it...

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"You are always a maximal pleasure, Mr Ash.

Ooh you snuck in.. sorry

Good evening gorgeous

Good evening, you fabulous creature. Well done for escaping the Curse of Busyness at last.

Now I’m busy flirting. Such a chore

Joking aside, it is, sometimes. As I get old, I find I crave that most hoary of clichés: sincerity."

May I flirt sincerely with you then?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You are always a maximal pleasure, Mr Ash."

Good evening _lephantis..

Thank you so much...I hope your day has been a bare minimum one...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just me & you then Ash

Fancy a cuppa?"

Could I have a coffee please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finds my self in here again

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By *imontemplerMan
over a year ago

Padbury

I started a hundred jobs, accomplished none of them. Should have stayed in bed!

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

bare minimum done here¬!!!!

left everything to do to be done tomorrow,

Hi by the way

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I tried really hard to do the bare minimum, but it didn’t happen. I failed…. Must try less harder next time "

Good evening fbunny...I'm sorry that you failed to be bare minimum today...maybe you can succeed next Monday...

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Finds my self in here again"

Addictive isn’t it?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hi Ash, I did the bare minimum of work today. Now rewarding myself with lots of chocolates. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finds my self in here again

Addictive isn’t it? "

Oh yes it really is

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Good evening Ash and everyone. A mixture of lazy chilling and reading mixed with a few necessary household chores. I love half term!

J

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Off for the week after today so I literally started nothing "

Good evening behind you and congrats on starting the week doing absolutely nothing at all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have loved to do the minimum today. Settling for being bare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know me though, never a night owl for these threads. Nod off far too quickly these days, goodnight

Miss S x

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Good evening all, how are we tonight?

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By *earded_delight2022Man
over a year ago

telford

Good evening all and welcome to another fun week on planet earth!!!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"You are always a maximal pleasure, Mr Ash.

Ooh you snuck in.. sorry

Good evening gorgeous

Good evening, you fabulous creature. Well done for escaping the Curse of Busyness at last.

Now I’m busy flirting. Such a chore

Joking aside, it is, sometimes. As I get old, I find I crave that most hoary of clichés: sincerity.

May I flirt sincerely with you then? "

Sincerely, yes please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all"

Good evening Q...

I can't imagine you not doing anything at all today....

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"You are always a maximal pleasure, Mr Ash.

Good evening _lephantis..

Thank you so much...I hope your day has been a bare minimum one... "

Quite the opposite, I'm afraid.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well today was my only day off this week so I was doing pretty much nothing today before I’m back to work tomorrow.

In the same vein I guess, I have just uploaded a bare minimum photo. No make up , no filters, no clothes "

Good evening Jaime...I'm glad that you managed to have the day off today...

I do like bare minimum photos

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Brôther Åsh .·†·.

I shall dip in with brevity.

Bare Minimum. "

Good evening brother Nero....

I only require the bare minimum tonight....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m not allowed in then. I’ve had the epitome of a manic Monday!

I feel quite proud

Good evening _istypeaks and congrats on being first poster tonight...

Your prize is a drink of your choice...

Even though you've had a manic Monday you're still very welcome

I think I’ll have a tea please "

One cup of tea and some biscuits coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash.

I was supposed to do laundry, dishes... But it was my day off from little one as she was at grandparents so I did sweet FA and don't regret a single moment

Hope you're well.

Miss S x"

Good evening Miss S...I'm glad you haven't regreted not doing the laundry or dishes...

They can wait until tomorrow..

We went out for dinner tonight so we didn't have to cook or wash up any dishes...

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’m not allowed in then. I’ve had the epitome of a manic Monday!

I feel quite proud

Good evening _istypeaks and congrats on being first poster tonight...

Your prize is a drink of your choice...

Even though you've had a manic Monday you're still very welcome

I think I’ll have a tea please

One cup of tea and some biscuits coming right up... "

You’re a gent

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Evening all

Good evening Q...

I can't imagine you not doing anything at all today.... "

You are correct - another day as a corporate wage sl a ve. Now where are those flirting ladies.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Was supposed to be at work.

Couldnt be arsed

Spent most the day on sofa.

Have literally done the bare minimum "

Good evening EYD...congrats on doing the bare minimum today...did you enjoy a good nap on the sofa this afternoon?...

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I washed my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been bare for most of the time today.

But no one has ever described me as minimum!

So 50% success then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I washed my hair. "

I did too

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash. Greetings from the Yorkshire Dales. I considered doing the minimum bare but thought fellow Dales dwellers wouldn't appreciate it... "

Good evening Leeds...at least you considered it....bare minimum Monday could eventually catch on in the Dales....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Finds my self in here again"

Good evening curiousguy...have you done the bare minimum today?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone hope everything is well across the pond.

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By *xxmale76xxxMan
over a year ago

inverness

The most exhausting thing I've done all day, is get my lazy arse off the couch to turn the record over, or make a cuppa. So I've succeeded in doing the bare minimum today!

I promise to be a little more productive tomorrow though!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I started a hundred jobs, accomplished none of them. Should have stayed in bed! "

Good evening Simon...you should work from bed next Monday...have all your meals and drinks brought to you...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"bare minimum done here¬!!!!

left everything to do to be done tomorrow,

Hi by the way"

Good evening Mr pink...I had every faith in you not to do anything today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone hope everything is well across the pond. "

Hey! Is everyone that hot in america?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash, I did the bare minimum of work today. Now rewarding myself with lots of chocolates. X"

Good evening Red and well done for doing the bare minimum at work today..

What chocolates have you got?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and everyone. A mixture of lazy chilling and reading mixed with a few necessary household chores. I love half term!

J"

Good evening Julie..what were you reading today whilst chilling lazily?..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Would have loved to do the minimum today. Settling for being bare "

Good evening nofrills...I'm sorry you couldn't do the minimum today but I approve of you settling for being bare....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You know me though, never a night owl for these threads. Nod off far too quickly these days, goodnight

Miss S x"

Good night Miss S and sleep well...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Ash and everyone. A mixture of lazy chilling and reading mixed with a few necessary household chores. I love half term!

J

Good evening Julie..what were you reading today whilst chilling lazily?.. "

I finished one book where the heroine is a werewolf who is cursed to turn into a golden retriever instead. Hard to be badass when your tail won't stop wagging. And started rereading The Belgariad yet again. Cheesy and chock-full of fantasy tropes but it's like a comfort blanket.

Did you have a nice meal out?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all, how are we tonight?"

Good evening DJones...I'm trying to do the bare minimum possible...have you managed to today?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all and welcome to another fun week on planet earth!!!"

Good evening bearded delight...I have had fun doing absolutely nothing today...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You are always a maximal pleasure, Mr Ash.

Good evening _lephantis..

Thank you so much...I hope your day has been a bare minimum one...

Quite the opposite, I'm afraid. "

I'm sorry to read this...Next week I will do a manic Monday nocturnal thread....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m not allowed in then. I’ve had the epitome of a manic Monday!

I feel quite proud

Good evening _istypeaks and congrats on being first poster tonight...

Your prize is a drink of your choice...

Even though you've had a manic Monday you're still very welcome

I think I’ll have a tea please

One cup of tea and some biscuits coming right up...

You’re a gent "

For you always

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all

Good evening Q...

I can't imagine you not doing anything at all today....

You are correct - another day as a corporate wage sl a ve. Now where are those flirting ladies. "

Down with the corporates!

Have you seen Succession on Sky by any chance...

I think you would really enjoy it.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I washed my hair. "

Good evening Mimi..

My ex girlfriend always used to say she was washing her hair whenever I asked her out....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I have been bare for most of the time today.

But no one has ever described me as minimum!

So 50% success then "

Good evening clasmax....I would be happy with a success of 50 per cent

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone hope everything is well across the pond. "

Good evening blu....do you have a bare minimum Monday across the pond?...

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Good evening all, how are we tonight?

Good evening DJones...I'm trying to do the bare minimum possible...have you managed to today?...."

I think so, I’ve spent a lot of time walking around work looking busy if that counts…

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"The most exhausting thing I've done all day, is get my lazy arse off the couch to turn the record over, or make a cuppa. So I've succeeded in doing the bare minimum today!

I promise to be a little more productive tomorrow though! "

Good evening male76....congrats on doing the bare minimum today...

What was the record that you were listening to?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and everyone. A mixture of lazy chilling and reading mixed with a few necessary household chores. I love half term!

J

Good evening Julie..what were you reading today whilst chilling lazily?..

I finished one book where the heroine is a werewolf who is cursed to turn into a golden retriever instead. Hard to be badass when your tail won't stop wagging. And started rereading The Belgariad yet again. Cheesy and chock-full of fantasy tropes but it's like a comfort blanket.

Did you have a nice meal out?"

I'm glad you enjoy reading so much...

I'm currently reading The Wheel of time and I'm on book 2 of the series.

We hadn't been to our local Toby carvery for a while so had a nice meal there tonight...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all, how are we tonight?

Good evening DJones...I'm trying to do the bare minimum possible...have you managed to today?....

I think so, I’ve spent a lot of time walking around work looking busy if that counts…"

That counts!...have you got one of those clipboards to add to the appearance that you're very busy?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone hope everything is well across the pond.

Hey! Is everyone that hot in america? "

No one over there is as hot as blu.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

It will soon be the midnight hour...

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