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Roald Dahl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Magnificent writer, a true champion of his craft. Endless captivating stories and world's for children's imaginations to flourish in.

So which one of his characters would you fuck obviously

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

That massive peach

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

The character with the BFG Big Fucking Gash x

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Magnificent writer, a true champion of his craft. Endless captivating stories and world's for children's imaginations to flourish in.

So which one of his characters would you fuck obviously "

Mike TV. When he grew out of westerns he got into porn….

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

The one with the Magic Finger

Or Little Red Riding Hood from Revolting Rhymes!

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oompa loompa doompety doo

Read Brucey's threads

They're troubling too

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Oompa loompa doompety doo

Read Brucey's threads

They're troubling too"

You will need some mind bleach too

Like the Oompa Loompas doopety do

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

One of the ones who took the libido booster in My Uncle Oswald. Male or female.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Jeez Bruce!!

Thank goodness.

You scared the bejesus outta me then.

Thought this was one of them rip threads.

Dunno what I’d do if he’d died

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Jeez Bruce!!

Thank goodness.

You scared the bejesus outta me then.

Thought this was one of them rip threads.

Dunno what I’d do if he’d died "

Think he’s been very dead for many years…

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I mean Charlie's grandparents were never out of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez Bruce!!

Thank goodness.

You scared the bejesus outta me then.

Thought this was one of them rip threads.

Dunno what I’d do if he’d died

Think he’s been very dead for many years…"

Yes he's been gone for a long time...

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Jeez Bruce!!

Thank goodness.

You scared the bejesus outta me then.

Thought this was one of them rip threads.

Dunno what I’d do if he’d died

Think he’s been very dead for many years…"

He died before I was born...

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Miss Spider

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Watched my Matilda DVD the other night! He is a brilliant writer.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Mr Twit. Sometimes you crave a bit of rough

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Mr Twit. Sometimes you crave a bit of rough "

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

See a story today they've edited his work so today's readers can enjoy them.... Apparently they couldn't enjoy them as written. Enid blytons work is next.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"See a story today they've edited his work so today's readers can enjoy them.... Apparently they couldn't enjoy them as written. Enid blytons work is next. "

Oh. They already edited Enid Blyton. The Magic Faraway Tree was first on the list - for a start, "the names of the children have been changed from Jo, Bessie and Fanny, and cousin Dick, to Joe, Beth and Frannie, and cousin Rick."

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Pretty sure Miss honey is the only sane answer on the female side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty sure Miss honey is the only sane answer on the female side"

Nah, all about the Trunchbull. She can catch me eating her cake and throw me around anytime

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Willy Wonka....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Pretty sure Miss honey is the only sane answer on the female side

Nah, all about the Trunchbull. She can catch me eating her cake and throw me around anytime "

Is that your kink side coming out?! To the Chøkey for you, young man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty sure Miss honey is the only sane answer on the female side

Nah, all about the Trunchbull. She can catch me eating her cake and throw me around anytime

Is that your kink side coming out?! To the Chøkey for you, young man!"

Yes Headmistress

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Pretty sure Miss honey is the only sane answer on the female side

Nah, all about the Trunchbull. She can catch me eating her cake and throw me around anytime

Is that your kink side coming out?! To the Chøkey for you, young man!

Yes Headmistress "

*Shoves cake through ring gag*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty sure Miss honey is the only sane answer on the female side

Nah, all about the Trunchbull. She can catch me eating her cake and throw me around anytime

Is that your kink side coming out?! To the Chøkey for you, young man!

Yes Headmistress

*Shoves cake through ring gag* "

You're right, I think I have found a new kink

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Pretty sure Miss honey is the only sane answer on the female side

Nah, all about the Trunchbull. She can catch me eating her cake and throw me around anytime

Is that your kink side coming out?! To the Chøkey for you, young man!

Yes Headmistress

*Shoves cake through ring gag*

You're right, I think I have found a new kink "

Please send photos

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Pretty sure Miss honey is the only sane answer on the female side

Nah, all about the Trunchbull. She can catch me eating her cake and throw me around anytime

Is that your kink side coming out?! To the Chøkey for you, young man!

Yes Headmistress

*Shoves cake through ring gag*

You're right, I think I have found a new kink

Please send photos "

I have to see this too!

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By *kpineappleCouple
over a year ago

Wimborne

Gotta be a three way with the twits. The cornflakes from his beard would make a delicious post-coital snack

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"See a story today they've edited his work so today's readers can enjoy them.... Apparently they couldn't enjoy them as written. Enid blytons work is next.

Oh. They already edited Enid Blyton. The Magic Faraway Tree was first on the list - for a start, "the names of the children have been changed from Jo, Bessie and Fanny, and cousin Dick, to Joe, Beth and Frannie, and cousin Rick.""

What... No fanny and no dick?

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Not sure about any character, but some of the 'bitch' scent could be fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty sure Miss honey is the only sane answer on the female side

Nah, all about the Trunchbull. She can catch me eating her cake and throw me around anytime

Is that your kink side coming out?! To the Chøkey for you, young man!

Yes Headmistress

*Shoves cake through ring gag*

You're right, I think I have found a new kink

Please send photos

I have to see this too! "

Ahhh I'd love to, but I don't have a gag ring. Gosh darn it

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Pretty sure Miss honey is the only sane answer on the female side

Nah, all about the Trunchbull. She can catch me eating her cake and throw me around anytime

Is that your kink side coming out?! To the Chøkey for you, young man!

Yes Headmistress

*Shoves cake through ring gag*

You're right, I think I have found a new kink

Please send photos

I have to see this too!

Ahhh I'd love to, but I don't have a gag ring. Gosh darn it "

I do and I'm always happy to share

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By *es_salopesCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Pretty sure Miss honey is the only sane answer on the female side"

Miss Honey would get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty sure Miss honey is the only sane answer on the female side

Nah, all about the Trunchbull. She can catch me eating her cake and throw me around anytime

Is that your kink side coming out?! To the Chøkey for you, young man!

Yes Headmistress

*Shoves cake through ring gag*

You're right, I think I have found a new kink

Please send photos

I have to see this too!

Ahhh I'd love to, but I don't have a gag ring. Gosh darn it

I do and I'm always happy to share "

Of course you do suppose I'd better bring the chocolate cake then

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Pretty sure Miss honey is the only sane answer on the female side

Nah, all about the Trunchbull. She can catch me eating her cake and throw me around anytime

Is that your kink side coming out?! To the Chøkey for you, young man!

Yes Headmistress

*Shoves cake through ring gag*

You're right, I think I have found a new kink

Please send photos

I have to see this too!

Ahhh I'd love to, but I don't have a gag ring. Gosh darn it

I do and I'm always happy to share

Of course you do suppose I'd better bring the chocolate cake then "

We have a ring gag too..... It's in the post, first class to:

Mr. J. Beans

His House

Derby

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Augustus Grope

Violent No regard

Mike the TV

Vorruka Sucks

And the Every lasting Nob blocker

Are to be avoided.

Miss Honey from Matilda would be welcome in our bed anytime "

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