FabSwingers.com forum: What's the best line to end an argument

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Let's just agree to disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pregnant.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I am out

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Shut it!

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

You're right dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say "oh no you didn't" in an American accent then walk out

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I don't have the time or crayons to explain this to you in a way you'd understand.

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

You win

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

fuck off,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d agree with you but we can’t both be stupid.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I know you are but what am I?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Fine, fuck off.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it's loaded

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Here's (select amount) to go and find someone who gives a f**k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you

Miss S x

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

It’s a battle of wits and your unarmed….

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

In the middle of the argument shout something like "you are so beautifully sexy when you're angry your eyes are magical " throws them off track

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Shout I win and run away.

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Agree to disagree then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't confuse me with someone who gives a fuck...

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"Fine, fuck off.

Mrs "
,, only joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shared white line ?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Obviously.

Stick your fingers in your ears and go " lalala lala lalala"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, end of.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Say nothing

Just smile, turn around and fart while walking away

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"Let's just agree to disagree

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,, this

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Blah blah blah blah blah

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By *rigginintherigginCouple
over a year ago

strummersville

"Obviously.

Stick your fingers in your ears and go " lalala lala lalala""

Fuck, beaten to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm done

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Yea, well, your brother was better.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I love you too.

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

"Yea, well, your brother was better."

That reminds me of a joke/meme I've seen

a girl says to her boyfriend I can tell you something that will make you both happy and sad

The boyfriend says go on then

She replies out of all your brothers and friends you have the biggest dick

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By *es_salopesCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I don't have the time or crayons to explain this to you in a way you'd understand."

I think this wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you take your foot off the cunt peddle?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Break into song. This is the second time today that singing Celine Dion songs has been useful

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By *altyMouthsCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

You are fully entitled to your opinion; however wrong it may be

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"Let's just agree to disagree

I'm done arguing with you. Feel free to have the last word.

Ones I hate are "End of" or "Fact".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy, go fetch me my arguing shovel....

(There's no Jimmy in the room) lol

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By *asher11Man
over a year ago

market harborough

wow is it beer oclock already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes .. You're right

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Who gives a fuck ?

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"Who gives a fuck ?"

D. I. L. L. I. G. A. F.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok love your right

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By *obngoMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Stay quiet it takes two to argue if one just shuts up no argument simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I just shat myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fine

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By *altyMouthsCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Thermonuclear war

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would agree with you, but that would make us both wrong

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

-Fine, apology accepted.

-I didn't apologise!!!

-And that's why I'm the bigger person!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure.

Okay.

Cool.

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Is it time for make up sex ?

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Your sister doesn't mind.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Kissing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death comes to us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Go fuck yourself' followed by a dramatic door slam

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Kissing."

No it’s not…

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

You just wait till I tell your mum

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Whatever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk to the hand

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Kissing.

No it’s not…"

I rest my case. Irresistible.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Hang on I think I have some Imodium it might help with your verbal diarrhoea

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Why don't you take your foot off the cunt peddle?"

I love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mark Twain said it best: Never argue with an idiot. You'll never convince the idiot that you're correct, and bystanders won't be able to tell who's who.

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Fake a heart attack

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Yes dear, you're right.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I can't hear you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya mom

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m bored now

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

*Pat on head*

Feel better for that?

Flounce out.

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

I've changed the locks, night night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand

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By *abs_FWBMan
over a year ago

Paris to Berlin

Your mum …

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I fucked your sister but it was only oral and anal.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

You've got nothing to say and you're saying it far too loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not often you are right but you are wrong again.

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By *eading beddingMan
over a year ago

Berks

The key to a successful relationship is to argue naked.

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Goodbye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your brother's cock is bigger than yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love you

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Yes I'll sign the fuckin papers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's just agree to disagree

Calmly say - "Thanks for sharing your opinions with me, have a nice day day" and walk off

Mrs

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

You're just like your mum.

(Calms someone right down!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the middle of the argument shout something like "you are so beautifully sexy when you're angry your eyes are magical " throws them off track"
i bin trinkng 2nite,waft yoy crunk den??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say nothing

Just smile, turn around and fart while walking away "

Jammy tart. Yummmmmy.v

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's nice"

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Fine..."

Coming from a woman that’ll stop a conversation with any man immediately!

We know you’re not but the sensible amongst us will leave it at that point

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m baffled by just how flexible you can be. How you manage to get your foot in your mouth and your head so far up your ass is beyond me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't argue with stupid...you win

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I rarely argue but I just say fuck off. My mum says there's no arguing with me because that's all I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
lol I got a English beer that had that printed on the label.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! lol I got a English beer that had that printed on the label. "
Holy Grail.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Just walk away and say nothing.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Go sniff a fart!,

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Just walk away and say nothing."

This is the answer I was going to give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Can't beat a bit of Monty Python!

Mrs

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Did you win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually the best line is " Wanna fuck "?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Good night.

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By *eading beddingMan
over a year ago

Berks

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Ok fine is that the time gotta rush

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Touching cloth, got to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked your sister

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

"I fucked your sister "

Surely that's the start of a whole new argument

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By *eepingItKinkyCouple
over a year ago

reading

"It's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!" - Rachel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""It's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!" - Rachel"

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Don’t be jealous be happy for me.

The mr

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By *ROJAN555Man
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

Updating my vocabulary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go & find someone that gives a fuck..

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

I once faked a heart attack to end a particularly rowdy argument

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen...It's not going to suck itself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Palm, Walk away.

Dont argue with fools, Includeing oneself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once faked a heart attack to end a particularly rowdy argument "

Well acted. You acting on fabb?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok... ok... ok... I con_ede you are correct. You are undoubtedly a Shining Wit.... as the late Reverend Spooner would have said.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Cake anyone?..

Would you like some sugar to coat that sh*t?...

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Colt 45

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

So there! Followed by a dramatic and swift exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Colt 45

Only because they don't make a 46.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

You are clearly far too entrenched in your opinion to understand that there may be a valid alternate view and so arguing with you is the conversational equivalent of shouting into the void.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

That's it, I'm off down the pub

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

Liar liar pants on fire.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

[Removed by poster at 21/02/23 08:18:26]

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
over a year ago

M20

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I think I'm having a heart attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK,you win

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"OK,you win"
thank you

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By *anny Boy31Man
over a year ago

Belfast all over the Uk and Ireland

Any other craic?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I usually say nothing.

It either means I’m carefully weighing up well made points in a well constructed argument or that I’m not wasting anymore time or oxygen on a ridiculous one.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

"What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

You don't work in the area of mediation and arbitration then?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Yeah yeah, wake me up when you’ve finished

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By *OTTSFUN COUPLECouple
over a year ago

Hucknall Nottingham

I am right you are wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

End of chat

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

NG 21

Yes darling, as ever you are correct. How stupid am I to even think I may be right.

Really winds her up. Lol

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