FabSwingers.com forum: What is the pettiest reason you can't date someone

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time of the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Webbed feet, 11 fingers, 4th nipple, eyebrows that meet in the middle

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Can't be arsed to shave my bits, may or may not give that reason to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're a City or Liverpool supporter

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I think they are a twat/they think I am a twat!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Because I'd get bored of everything but their dick

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"They're a City or Liverpool supporter"

There's nothing wrong with supporting Liverpool, Man u on the other hand

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cutting my toe nails

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Weird feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're a Scorpio.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

They don't wear a watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have the same name as my sister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're a City or Liverpool supporter

There's nothing wrong with supporting Liverpool, Man u on the other hand

Whatever helps you sleep at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that giggle/do a silly little laugh everytime they say something or they smile too much, illogical I know! Could be nerves or something but I find it really irritating *giggles*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they won't tickle my back and play with my hair every night

Miss S x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"They're a City or Liverpool supporter

There's nothing wrong with supporting Liverpool, Man u on the other hand

Whatever helps you sleep at night"

Nothing helps me sleep at night, those 2 goals against Newcastle were nice though

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"They have the same name as my sister. "

Shit! What's her name??

If they have specific tattoos and specific placements of some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have the same name as my sister. "

Mine is same name as my ex or kids

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

They drink coffee and hate tea

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By *ukesucksMan
over a year ago

Drogheda

They shave their pubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't let me chase them around the house

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

If they want to do something but they say 'did you want to....' makes no sense.

People who talk in double negatives.

I'm quite picky for an ugly old bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They drink coffee and hate tea "

I just had a cup of tea... And then I was reminded why I'd rather drink coffee every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I want to steal their identity and love their life, but it’ll feel awkward if we dated first.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Drawn on eyebrows.

The mr

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I didn't like his tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have the same name as my sister.

Mine is same name as my ex or kids "

Oh yes. An exs name would be bad too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have the same name as my sister.

Shit! What's her name??

If they have specific tattoos and specific placements of some

Haha. I’m right though, imagine it? A siblings name?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"People that giggle/do a silly little laugh everytime they say something or they smile too much, illogical I know! Could be nerves or something but I find it really irritating *giggles*

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

They prefer cats over dogs lol

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"They drink coffee and hate tea "
Agree!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Men with really high pitched voices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men with really high pitched voices

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"They have the same name as my sister.

Shit! What's her name??

If they have specific tattoos and specific placements of some

Haha. I’m right though, imagine it? A siblings name?

Or one’s mother!! Freudian.

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

She won’t let me!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Women who keep insisting I should wear a kilt, even though I’m English …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She smelled like soup.

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By *undayGirl 69Woman
over a year ago

Coalville

He said actually too much

Or literally.

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By *undayGirl 69Woman
over a year ago

Coalville

"She smelled like soup."

Which flavour? Or was it that generic horrible cup a soup smell?

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

They don't like olives

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Women who keep insisting I should wear a kilt, even though I’m English … "

Oops. #Soznotsoz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She smelled like soup.

Which flavour? Or was it that generic horrible cup a soup smell? "

She smelled exactly like beef vegetable soup.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"She smelled like soup."

Fucking love that film!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"They have the same name as my sister.

Shit! What's her name??

If they have specific tattoos and specific placements of some

Haha. I’m right though, imagine it? A siblings name?

3 out of the 5 fwbs I’ve had have the same name as my brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annoying laugh

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By *REEPALESTINEMan
over a year ago

derby

Got a partner

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By *REEPALESTINEMan
over a year ago

derby

Already got a boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She smelled like soup.

Fucking love that film! "

She was in the mafia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They won't push my hamsters wheel.

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

They support Man Utd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking in bed 10 minutes after you meet isn't a 'date'

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

I'm to fat

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

They smell like a portaloo x

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By *parkyjayneCouple
over a year ago

midlands

They didn't like ripe Brie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have the same name as my sister.

Shit! What's her name??

If they have specific tattoos and specific placements of some

Haha. I’m right though, imagine it? A siblings name?

3 out of the 5 fwbs I’ve had have the same name as my brother "

So. You have a type.

Is it a Barry?

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

They're an avid football fan

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Has the same name as my dad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have the same name as my sister.

Shit! What's her name??

If they have specific tattoos and specific placements of some

Haha. I’m right though, imagine it? A siblings name?

Or one’s mother!! Freudian."

That’s just all sorts of wrong for me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad breath, I mean( BAD BREATH) say no more

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I didn’t like their shoes.

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

I guess it’s not weird but…

Personality.

I cannot be around mean, impolite, insensitive or rude people.

Other than that, we’re all unique and spectacular in our own ways.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

They attended a state school.

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Having said that.

If they were a Man United fan I’d have to pass…..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

P.S. I've taken the title as a challenge to find a petty reason and NOT something i've actually done.

Just pointing that out before the desperately in need of knee jerk deliberate misunderstandings hate their way over.

Bless them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They wear polo tops

I have actually sent someone home to change before now because they turned up wearing one for our date. Um I think not

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

"They attended a state school."

What if they couldn't be arsed attending school at all?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

They eat……….soft cheese, I know, there are actually people out there that do this, unreal.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"They attended a state school."

Well that's me stuffed then, state school, state fe college no degree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I thought it was petty I wouldn’t not date for it…

Blue fucking fair…. Gtfo with that bs

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"They wear polo tops

I have actually sent someone home to change before now because they turned up wearing one for our date. Um I think not

I wear pretty much nothing but.

Weddings, funerals (black obviously) smart casual, you name it, I’m in there with a polo shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that giggle/do a silly little laugh everytime they say something or they smile too much, illogical I know! Could be nerves or something but I find it really irritating *giggles*

I feel this too. Went on a date a few months back and the guy giggled like a child, what he said wasn't even that funny.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"They attended a state school.

What if they couldn't be arsed attending school at all? "

Decisive..... good. I'll date them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They want a social first

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"They attended a state school.

Well that's me stuffed then, state school, state fe college no degree

Well and truly stuffed ! Eton all the way dahlink !

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Women who keep insisting I should wear a kilt, even though I’m English … "

You sound Scottish though

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

They don't gesticulate when talking. So boring. Come back when you're a bit interesting to listen to.

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Too much make up.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"They don't gesticulate when talking. So boring. Come back when you're a bit interesting to listen to."

Kin full of mnz done then and others somewhat yeah ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Too much make up. "

Just tone it down a bit and you'll feel happier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the pettiest reason I've got is that he wore a backpack to the date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They wear polo tops

I have actually sent someone home to change before now because they turned up wearing one for our date. Um I think not

I wear pretty much nothing but.

Weddings, funerals (black obviously) smart casual, you name it, I’m in there with a polo shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had big feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say

How are you ?????

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

They talk too much and make little sense not a language I understand

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I can't be arsed wasting my time on one-sided relationships

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Poor handwriting.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Has a house number and not a name

. Obviously a wrong un.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that giggle/do a silly little laugh everytime they say something or they smile too much, illogical I know! Could be nerves or something but I find it really irritating *giggles*

I feel this too. Went on a date a few months back and the guy giggled like a child, what he said wasn't even that funny. "

*Nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad accent.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"They have the same name as my sister.

Shit! What's her name??

If they have specific tattoos and specific placements of some

Haha. I’m right though, imagine it? A siblings name?

3 out of the 5 fwbs I’ve had have the same name as my brother

So. You have a type.

Is it a Barry?

Ha nope. Very odd though as it’s also the same name as my husband! So if I thought like you my life would have been very different!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Bad accent."

Um...define 'bad'?

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

She took too long to get ready

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Oooooo.......too many to pick any one specific thing, but:

Scottish

Welsh

(only kidding on those two above)

Covered in tattoos/multiple body/facial piercings certainly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They wear polo tops

I have actually sent someone home to change before now because they turned up wearing one for our date. Um I think not

What have you got against polo tops?

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Bad accent."

So that’s why I’m undateable!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"So that’s why I’m undateable!

^ Don’t believe this one, her accent is sexy as fuck.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Too much make up. "

Just mascara do ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they have a life, laugh, love poster anywhere in their house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They wear polo tops

I have actually sent someone home to change before now because they turned up wearing one for our date. Um I think not

What have you got against polo tops?

They're awful awfully things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They support Celtic

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Turkey teeth..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cancelled a date once when I found out he had the same name as my dad.

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

Didn’t go on a second date once as I didn’t like his jumper.

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"Bad accent.

So that’s why I’m undateable!

Same haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smokers bleurgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They like pineapple on a pizza.

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

He had obscenely large nail beds. I couldn't unsee them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking. Heavy drinking. Doesnt like pets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad accent.

So that’s why I’m undateable!

Same haha"

And me too

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

If he supports the Mackems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad teeth

Bad accent/voice

Bad dress sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes! Shoes can make or break a man I swear. Choose wisely guys!

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By *urga2076Woman
over a year ago

London

Sweaty palms

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Shoes! Shoes can make or break a man I swear. Choose wisely guys! "

Oh god yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he supports the Mackems

Deal breaker in reverse... If they support the Mags its a no no

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

They think cats are, loveable, amusing, cuddly and can tell what your thinking. Whereas they are hateful, dull, hairy bags of bones that couldn't give a shit about you. And cats are even worse.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

She wanted to get pregnant to get a council house.

Half of the local towns had been with her.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

They uttered the words "pandemic", "woke" and "snowflake"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I keep misreading the thread title as ‘the prettiest reason you can’t date someone’ and then wondering what *that* thread would be like.

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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

For dating.. my no list is massive

Smoking or having pets is a no.

But random pettiness..

Having a toilet in the background of a photo on their profile?

(Or photos of their kids on their dating profile.. shows bad judgement)

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

tory voters or rangers fan or chav and wear ugg boots and crocks

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By *ubikslongswordMan
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Wife has refused a date because they were too short

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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

"Wife has refused a date because they were too short"

How short is short.. I love a 5'6"ish guy haha

I wouldn't date someone Taller that 6ft as we would look ridiculous walking down the street.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Left my money in the bank and don't have telephone banking

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Not exactly a date, but I was put off chatting to someone because he had his trousers drooping below his bum, and I just don't find that look attractive, even though I found everything else to do with him attractive!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

They don't understand that my cars are like babies

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

flat chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don't understand that my cars are like babies "

Your cars??

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"They don't understand that my cars are like babies

Your cars?? "
yes my cars. They come before a man in my house .. and a bike when I have one... this is partly why I don't date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad accent.

Um...define 'bad'?

Southern.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For dating.. my no list is massive

Smoking or having pets is a no.

But random pettiness..

Having a toilet in the background of a photo on their profile?

**(Or photos of their kids on their dating profile.. shows bad judgement)**

** Agree very much.

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By *nkednkinkyMan
over a year ago

Fraserburgh

Flat chest or big pussy lips

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By *ubikslongswordMan
over a year ago

East Grinstead

"Wife has refused a date because they were too short

How short is short.. I love a 5'6"ish guy haha

I wouldn't date someone Taller that 6ft as we would look ridiculous walking down the street.

5'7" is her lower limit I think lol

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Same name as mother or sister

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