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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who has them and where?

I have one on my shaft. I'm not joking I swear. It's not a mole. A doctor looked at it once and she said 'dont worry young man, it just means you have a beautiful penis' then she went to give it a kiss and remembered her responsibility as a medical professional. I said to her 'no, it's ok' but she got emotional and said 'but I have a husband at home, I don't know what came over me' and I said 'look, it was a fleeting moment but don't worry pet (I don't know why I said pet I've never called anyone else that before) nothing happened'. She cheered up and said thanks, but now I must go before she looks at it again and I smiled, wiped a tear, and said 'thank you doc, this has been memorable'.

So where are yours if you have them? And if you don't, what's it's like your body telling you you're ugly?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

More importantly, do you call your cock ‘Marilyn’ now?

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

And there's me thinking of the great outdoors type of beauty spots, not a mole on your little chap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More importantly, do you call your cock ‘Marilyn’ now?"

He reeks of testosterone so no. Bruce.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"More importantly, do you call your cock ‘Marilyn’ now?"

I call mine Peter Pecker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And there's me thinking of the great outdoors type of beauty spots, not a mole on your little chap "

NOT A MOLE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no words.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

(It’s totally a mole.)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(It’s totally a mole.)"

You jealous ugly son's of bitches with your boring penises! Be gone with you!

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"(It’s totally a mole.)

You jealous ugly son's of bitches with your boring penises! Be gone with you!"

Urh nope, we are here for the duration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did everyone in the waiting room clap

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"You jealous ugly son's of bitches with your boring penises!"

There’s a beauty spot right on my gorgeous, shiny tip, Brucey baby. But I’m not afraid to call it a mole.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"Did everyone in the waiting room clap "

No they fell off their chairs in laughter

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I have a rather noticeable one on the left hand side of my face, below the lip. I love it, people pay to have it tattooed on. I also have one on the upper right cheek.

It's a flat mole. But still a mole. Sorry hunny buns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(It’s totally a mole.)"

I e got a mole on my face.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Seen as this has become a bit of "Where's you mole" thread I too have a little one on my helmet near my middle eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did everyone in the waiting room clap "

Yes actually! It was very Rose reuniting with Jack final Titanic scenes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You jealous ugly son's of bitches with your boring penises!

There’s a beauty spot right on my gorgeous, shiny tip, Brucey baby. But I’m not afraid to call it a mole. "

That's because that sounds like a mole. Have you had it checked out? I know a great doctor if so but please, remember she has a husband.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Wow Bruce, that is some mole you have, does it have that affect on all women who see it? Or are medical proffesionals just in awe of it?!?

I have one in the middle of my back and one on my right boob.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow Bruce, that is some beauty spot you have, does it have that affect on all women who see it? Or are medical proffesionals just in awe of it?!?

I have A MOLE in the middle of my back and one on my right boob."

It's stunning so most women who notice it look at it like Abu looks at the lamp in the cave in Aladdin

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"More importantly, do you call your cock ‘Marilyn’ now?

He reeks of testosterone so no. Bruce."

So little Bruce has a mole then Brucey boy?

In the words of Austin Powers…We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacamole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More importantly, do you call your cock ‘Marilyn’ now?

He reeks of testosterone so no. Bruce.

So little Bruce has a mole then Brucey boy?

In the words of Austin Powers…We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacamole "

Moley moley moley moleeeeeee

In all seriousness get them checked people! Not me on account of not having a mole

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"More importantly, do you call your cock ‘Marilyn’ now?

He reeks of testosterone so no. Bruce.

So little Bruce has a mole then Brucey boy?

In the words of Austin Powers…We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacamole

Moley moley moley moleeeeeee

In all seriousness get them checked people! Not me on account of not having a mole

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Holey Moley

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"And there's me thinking of the great outdoors type of beauty spots, not a mole on your little chap "

Has it got its own hair

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Who has them and where?

I have one on my shaft. I'm not joking I swear. It's not a mole. A doctor looked at it once and she said 'dont worry young man, it just means you have a beautiful penis' then she went to give it a kiss and remembered her responsibility as a medical professional. I said to her 'no, it's ok' but she got emotional and said 'but I have a husband at home, I don't know what came over me' and I said 'look, it was a fleeting moment but don't worry pet (I don't know why I said pet I've never called anyone else that before) nothing happened'. She cheered up and said thanks, but now I must go before she looks at it again and I smiled, wiped a tear, and said 'thank you doc, this has been memorable'.

So where are yours if you have them? And if you don't, what's it's like your body telling you you're ugly?"

You missed a chance to tell her you think it tastes funny

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I have one on the side of my leg. And one on my outer labia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey moley shaft.

I've got one on my fanny, well not on my fanny but above it to the side. I don't like it. I'd love to have it removed but I can't justify the cost. I dunno, I don't think it's pretty but it is what it is.

Maybe our moley genitals can be besties?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've one just above the right side of my upper lip, one on my shoulder and one on my left butt cheek. And another on my left knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, what we talking about? I'm sat here imagining your cock.

F

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal


"Did everyone in the waiting room clap "

I thought that read 'did everyone in the waiting room have clap'!

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