FabSwingers.com forum: How often

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you grab your balls/boobs and go

'oooh yeah that's a good pair'

What?

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Grab his ass and tell him it’s sexy, that count???

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Not since the court case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grab his ass and tell him it’s sexy, that count???

No this is a self love thread!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you open one of Brucey's threads and go

'oooh yeah that's a good thread'"

Hardly ever these days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont

I would if I were you. That's not just a comment that's advice for a happier life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you open one of Brucey's threads and go

'oooh yeah that's a good thread'

Hardly ever these days."

OUCH....bitch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not since the accident with the combine harvester.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Once in Sainsbury’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only right to do it every time you walk past a mirror right?

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's only right to do it every time you walk past a mirror right?

Miss S x"

Atta girl!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I dont

I would if I were you. That's not just a comment that's advice for a happier life."

I'll try this tonight then. I'm sure I'll thank you later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's only right to do it every time you walk past a mirror right?

Miss S x

Atta girl!"

Even in public, that's acceptable right?

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's two types of people, one who thinks in their head and the other thinks out loud. Struggling to decide which one you are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont

I would if I were you. That's not just a comment that's advice for a happier life.

I'll try this tonight then. I'm sure I'll thank you later.

If you need a tutorial vid of me showing you how it's done please don't hesitate to ask x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's only right to do it every time you walk past a mirror right?

Miss S x

Atta girl!

Even in public, that's acceptable right?

Miss S x"

I think you'll find it's best to do it in one of the large department stores, I tried it in Finchley Glass & Mirrors Shop and failed to get out the door before the retailer had caught me and called the police.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's only right to do it every time you walk past a mirror right?

Miss S x

Atta girl!

Even in public, that's acceptable right?

Miss S x"

I mean I hear we used to walk around nude in the good old days so why the hell not?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's two types of people, one who thinks in their head and the other thinks out loud. Struggling to decide which one you are.

I think you are using the term 'think' very loosely indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's two types of people, one who thinks in their head and the other thinks out loud. Struggling to decide which one you are.

I have been told off for it many, many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's only right to do it every time you walk past a mirror right?

Miss S x

Atta girl!

Even in public, that's acceptable right?

Miss S x

That's me out then. Was just on my way there, or because I'm a woman it won't be frowned upon... I wonder

Miss S x

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By *stoppMan
over a year ago

Durham

Everyday lol

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

I can honestly say I have never done nor even thought of that about my plums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time, especially since I’ve lived alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can honestly say I have never done nor even thought of that about my plums"

I have a good pair. Lemon buttercream approved. Might ask her to verify them actually.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Never. I don't have balls and don't like my boobs.

I do often catch the way my arse curves in the mirror and think good things though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's only right to do it every time you walk past a mirror right?

Miss S x

Atta girl!

Even in public, that's acceptable right?

Miss S x

That's me out then. Was just on my way there, or because I'm a woman it won't be frowned upon... I wonder

Miss S x"

I believe they are more understanding with women, instead of calling the police they take you into the back room where I think they may try and teach you how it should be done.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Normally after I've shaved them and they're all smooth and fun to fondle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I do this most mornings as I’m getting dressed actually. Now you’ve made me aware of it ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's only right to do it every time you walk past a mirror right?

Miss S x

Atta girl!

Even in public, that's acceptable right?

Miss S x

I mean I hear we used to walk around nude in the good old days so why the hell not?!"

Well seen as I've been given the go head...

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the time, especially since I’ve lived alone

You are my type of people!

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By *stoppMan
over a year ago

Durham

"Never. I don't have balls and don't like my boobs.

I do often catch the way my arse curves in the mirror and think good things though."

Wow loving the Alien toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day lol...for both!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every day lol...for both!!"

God damn lucky T women!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I grab my tits every time I run up or down the stairs

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I grab my tits every time I run up or down the stairs

Mrs "

I respect this but also, why? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grab my tits every time I run up or down the stairs

Mrs

I respect this but also, why? Haha"

I do this, if I run down too vigorously without a bra on it hurts sometimes or you never know end up with a black eye some folk

Miss S x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

Mine have shrunk from all the sex I have, they're like acorns now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont

Still available to help you out on that score....

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I just weigh mine with my hands from time to time so I know when to lay off the cheese and crisps (or not when my self control fails me)

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

After I've just shaved them and they're nice and low hanging from the hot water. Also the first wank after I look at my penis like "wow, bigger than I remember"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you grab your balls/boobs and go

'oooh yeah that's a good pair'

What?"

More of a tickler of my balls so giggle more

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I grab my tits every time I run up or down the stairs

Mrs

I respect this but also, why? Haha"

So they don't bounce and hurt

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I love cupping my balls everyday

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I just weigh mine with my hands from time to time so I know when to lay off the cheese and crisps (or not when my self control fails me) "

Cheese and crisps make your tits bigger?

Ladies, cancel those boob jobs, this sounds cheaper

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"I just weigh mine with my hands from time to time so I know when to lay off the cheese and crisps (or not when my self control fails me)

Cheese and crisps make your tits bigger?

Ladies, cancel those boob jobs, this sounds cheaper

First place any extra weight goes is to my tits. Could be worse but I wish I could send it round the back to my arse

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I just weigh mine with my hands from time to time so I know when to lay off the cheese and crisps (or not when my self control fails me)

Cheese and crisps make your tits bigger?

Ladies, cancel those boob jobs, this sounds cheaper

First place any extra weight goes is to my tits. Could be worse but I wish I could send it round the back to my arse

Your arse is fine the way it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just weigh mine with my hands from time to time so I know when to lay off the cheese and crisps (or not when my self control fails me)

Cheese and crisps make your tits bigger?

Ladies, cancel those boob jobs, this sounds cheaper

First place any extra weight goes is to my tits. Could be worse but I wish I could send it round the back to my arse

Your so lucky, wish mine went to my boobs or arse

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love cupping my balls everyday

Your cup is always half full..

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

When I have a nice set of lingerie on and am feeling good about myself... So not often lmao

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"I just weigh mine with my hands from time to time so I know when to lay off the cheese and crisps (or not when my self control fails me)

Cheese and crisps make your tits bigger?

Ladies, cancel those boob jobs, this sounds cheaper

First place any extra weight goes is to my tits. Could be worse but I wish I could send it round the back to my arse

Your arse is fine the way it is

Right back at ya

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"I just weigh mine with my hands from time to time so I know when to lay off the cheese and crisps (or not when my self control fails me)

Cheese and crisps make your tits bigger?

Ladies, cancel those boob jobs, this sounds cheaper

First place any extra weight goes is to my tits. Could be worse but I wish I could send it round the back to my arse

Your so lucky, wish mine went to my boobs or arse

Miss S x"

Girl you're amazing just the way you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh, rarely. I do touch them all the time because they feel lovely and soft. But I wouldn't say I think FUCK YEAH WHAT A FINE PAIR OF TITTIES. I just like how they feel in my hands.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I grab them every time I run upstairs

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Do you grab your balls/boobs and go

'oooh yeah that's a good pair'

What?"

Never, as I only have one due to cancer

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I just weigh mine with my hands from time to time so I know when to lay off the cheese and crisps (or not when my self control fails me)

Cheese and crisps make your tits bigger?

Ladies, cancel those boob jobs, this sounds cheaper

First place any extra weight goes is to my tits. Could be worse but I wish I could send it round the back to my arse

Your arse is fine the way it is

Right back at ya

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just weigh mine with my hands from time to time so I know when to lay off the cheese and crisps (or not when my self control fails me)

Cheese and crisps make your tits bigger?

Ladies, cancel those boob jobs, this sounds cheaper

First place any extra weight goes is to my tits. Could be worse but I wish I could send it round the back to my arse

Your so lucky, wish mine went to my boobs or arse

Miss S x

Girl you're amazing just the way you are "

Thank you, ditto

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eh, rarely. I do touch them all the time because they feel lovely and soft. But I wouldn't say I think FUCK YEAH WHAT A FINE PAIR OF TITTIES. I just like how they feel in my hands. "

So you do you just don't say it out loud.

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