FabSwingers.com forum: Sex CV

By *D - Charlie OP Man
over a year ago

wirral

Imagine this was an interview and you had to put across your best traits, in no more than 140 characters (yes old school Twitter) tell Fab why you should be chosen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have tits and a fanny.

Flexible with the bumhole.

Mostly have a blocked nose so immune to smells.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

There's life in the old dog yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damp.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I love throat fucking and being fucked in the ass

. Oh, and I look okay.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Damp."

Moist

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Was expecting this to be about a French car!

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By *xxmale76xxxMan
over a year ago

inverness

I've got a 10" tongue. And I can breath through my ears.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Effective communicator. Works well in a team. Good working knowledge of client hardware systems. Currently studying towards software glitch diagnosis.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Skem

Average, can't fuck for hours and can't breathe through my ears. Can make cakes.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I'll make you a nice cuppa afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Education was lost in alcoholic haze. Previous experience dubious. Interests too weird to list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have the skill set your looking for.

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By *YDB75Man
over a year ago

East Yorkie

As this is a hands on type of job I constantly work with my hands.

I have a good attention to detail and all work is throughly inspected

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I love throat fucking and being fucked in the ass

. Oh, and I look okay."

You’re too modest, you total fox.

(And that’s how I’d answer the brief. I wouldn’t post a tweet about myself. I’d reply to the people I fancied instead.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am very Sexy , I am a bit of Geek , I'm Livia baby and I'm Fcuking Unique !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a pretty penis. Good at tackling challenges. Sometimes has abs.

Oh and I genuinely love going down on women. I get hungry for it! Nom nom nom

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Sometimes moves

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm available and I have very low standards. And tits. Happy days.

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By *eannaTV/TS
over a year ago

Cwmfelifach, nr Newport

I have Very high "O" and "A" level's

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I’ll do pretty much anything for very little money. Oh hang on, that’s my actual CV.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Always willing to serve, work in a team and learn new skills. Thorough, with good oral communication skills and digital dexterity. Added bonus: loves to please ladies!

(Probably over 140 characters but bugger it, I can’t be arsed to count!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The idiots on the roads . It was fantastic not having to deal with stupidity.

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere

I’m a black magician with a mechanical cock and a motor tongue

and I know how to read and write

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good at improvising and works well on my own.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"I have tits and a fanny.

Flexible with the bumhole.

Mostly have a blocked nose so immune to smells."

We have a winner

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By *heoneandonlyEJCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Here for retraining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damp.

Moist

Slime

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Got a small cock, I last about 10 mins, but I'll make you laugh, and very good a cuddles. Oh and I'm a great cook too

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"Got a small cock, I last about 10 mins, but I'll make you laugh, and very good a cuddles. Oh and I'm a great cook too

Very modest, sexy fucker

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I’ll keep it short and sweet.

Should not be chosen, next.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"I’ll keep it short and sweet.

Should not be chosen, next."

Next ..!

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've already been told my profile sounds like a job interview!

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"Was expecting this to be about a French car!"
oh no, that would be too CV

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Magic fingers, attentive tongue and waiting time installed as an optional extra.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I like fucking people who have an attention span of 140 characters or less because it probably won't matter if I'm terrible in bed.

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