FabSwingers.com forum: Women, time to BOING

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you seen the women here? Like hyenas circling their prey. That prey being dicks. Licking their lips cackling at the thought of getting their jaws around it. It's horrifying!

So men, unite! Let's hyena back with our bigger shoulders and hands. Let out cocks be a weapon! Let's circle them and insist it is time for true equality! And that equality means...

We must see boing videos!

Boobs, labia's, whatever women, but slowly reveal so us men can act like the goofy one from the lion king.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hmm,not sure if any bits of me would boing. I can probably manage a flop.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Yes, Brucey! Yes, ladies!!

Equality and all that - boing for boing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmm,not sure if any bits of me would boing. I can probably manage a flop.

Flop, boing, reveal - it's all the same!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Would this be more of a bungee jump cord than a ruler on the edge of a table boing?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I tried drawing the beak on but it just looks like tweetie pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The women are ghosting this thread.

It's time to revolt people!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried drawing the beak on but it just looks like tweetie pie

Good God woman stop watching kids tv shows!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I tried drawing the beak on but it just looks like tweetie pie

Hahaha I love that you actually tried that!!! I suppose Littlebird had to

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I tried drawing the beak on but it just looks like tweetie pie

Good God woman stop watching kids tv shows!"

I can’t do that Brucey. Sowwy.

I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried drawing the beak on but it just looks like tweetie pie

Good God woman stop watching kids tv shows!

I can’t do that Brucey. Sowwy.

I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat

There's a documentary to be made about you somewhere. Post watershed

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Wind has dropped today so I am unable to film my beef flaps fluttering in the breeze

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I tried drawing the beak on but it just looks like tweetie pie

Good God woman stop watching kids tv shows!

I can’t do that Brucey. Sowwy.

I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat

There's a documentary to be made about you somewhere. Post watershed

What are you going to call it?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Wind has dropped today so I am unable to film my beef flaps fluttering in the breeze"

Beef curtains?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wind has dropped today so I am unable to film my beef flaps fluttering in the breeze"

Have you not a fan woman?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried drawing the beak on but it just looks like tweetie pie

Good God woman stop watching kids tv shows!

I can’t do that Brucey. Sowwy.

I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat

There's a documentary to be made about you somewhere. Post watershed

What are you going to call it?

Bad birds

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Labia boing…

And I still don’t learn my lesson of not being on the fab forum while eating my breakfast…

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Wind has dropped today so I am unable to film my beef flaps fluttering in the breeze

Beef curtains?

Doh. Taxi for HornyCouga

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Wind has dropped today so I am unable to film my beef flaps fluttering in the breeze

Have you not a fan woman?!"

No. I have no fans

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By *eastXMan
over a year ago

London

"Wind has dropped today so I am unable to film my beef flaps fluttering in the breeze

Have you not a fan woman?!

No. I have no fans

Trust me. You do.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Wind has dropped today so I am unable to film my beef flaps fluttering in the breeze

Beef curtains?

Doh. Taxi for HornyCouga

At least they’re not flapping in the breeze lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wind has dropped today so I am unable to film my beef flaps fluttering in the breeze

Have you not a fan woman?!

No. I have no fans

I'm a fan with a fan? It can be the opening shot for our batman porno!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

I'm looking for a pogo stick to boing on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a pogo stick to boing on

Oh fucking come at me! I wanna wrestle in a mud pit like in physical 100.

It's on Netflix.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I tried drawing the beak on but it just looks like tweetie pie

Good God woman stop watching kids tv shows!

I can’t do that Brucey. Sowwy.

I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat

There's a documentary to be made about you somewhere. Post watershed

What are you going to call it?

Bad birds"

I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like boobs bouncing in me face.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I like boobs bouncing in me face.

I’ll do this instead. I don’t like doing vids

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I like boobs bouncing in me face.

I’ll do this instead. I don’t like doing vids

Oo are you taking the girls on tour?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like boobs bouncing in me face.

I’ll do this instead. I don’t like doing vids

While you just sit and watch me shower?! Gosh you really are being hard to get with me today aren't you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning folks

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I like boobs bouncing in me face.

I’ll do this instead. I don’t like doing vids

While you just sit and watch me shower?! Gosh you really are being hard to get with me today aren't you!"

I’ll get someone to bounce theirs in my face whilst we sit and watch you shower

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

There's a boob thud or two on our profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like boobs bouncing in me face.

I’ll do this instead. I don’t like doing vids

While you just sit and watch me shower?! Gosh you really are being hard to get with me today aren't you!

I’ll get someone to bounce theirs in my face whilst we sit and watch you shower "

If you start getting all bi with your friends in front of me I might only focus my scrubbing on a specific body part!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I like boobs bouncing in me face.

I’ll do this instead. I don’t like doing vids

While you just sit and watch me shower?! Gosh you really are being hard to get with me today aren't you!

I’ll get someone to bounce theirs in my face whilst we sit and watch you shower

If you start getting all bi with your friends in front of me I might only focus my scrubbing on a specific body part!"

I’ll get you a scourer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like boobs bouncing in me face.

I’ll do this instead. I don’t like doing vids

While you just sit and watch me shower?! Gosh you really are being hard to get with me today aren't you!

I’ll get someone to bounce theirs in my face whilst we sit and watch you shower

If you start getting all bi with your friends in front of me I might only focus my scrubbing on a specific body part!

I’ll get you a scourer

I'll throw it at your little sloppy kissing faces!

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By *hGlobbitsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"The women are ghosting this thread.

It's time to revolt people!"

Ah, I can probably help there.

I'm quite good at revolting people

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Thought this was going to be a WBA thread to get more women supporters

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I like boobs bouncing in me face.

I’ll do this instead. I don’t like doing vids

While you just sit and watch me shower?! Gosh you really are being hard to get with me today aren't you!

I’ll get someone to bounce theirs in my face whilst we sit and watch you shower

If you start getting all bi with your friends in front of me I might only focus my scrubbing on a specific body part!

I’ll get you a scourer

I'll throw it at your little sloppy kissing faces! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a plummet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like boobs bouncing in me face.

I’ll do this instead. I don’t like doing vids

While you just sit and watch me shower?! Gosh you really are being hard to get with me today aren't you!

I’ll get someone to bounce theirs in my face whilst we sit and watch you shower

If you start getting all bi with your friends in front of me I might only focus my scrubbing on a specific body part!

I’ll get you a scourer

I can't see how someone from Liverpool is going to help?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I like boobs bouncing in me face.

I’ll do this instead. I don’t like doing vids

While you just sit and watch me shower?! Gosh you really are being hard to get with me today aren't you!

I’ll get someone to bounce theirs in my face whilst we sit and watch you shower

If you start getting all bi with your friends in front of me I might only focus my scrubbing on a specific body part!

I’ll get you a scourer

I can't see how someone from Liverpool is going to help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like boobs bouncing in me face.

I’ll do this instead. I don’t like doing vids

While you just sit and watch me shower?! Gosh you really are being hard to get with me today aren't you!

I’ll get someone to bounce theirs in my face whilst we sit and watch you shower

If you start getting all bi with your friends in front of me I might only focus my scrubbing on a specific body part!

I’ll get you a scourer

I can't see how someone from Liverpool is going to help?

They sure know how to do it apparently.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"How about a plummet?

"Plummet"? Who knew there were degrees of boob drop?

And; yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like boobs bouncing in me face.

I’ll do this instead. I don’t like doing vids

Oh, there’s nothing like the real deal. I appreciate it more.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm too old lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about a plummet?

How about a where are the BOINGS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time for bed said Zebedee. Boing!!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Would a naked bungee jump be boingy enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought we were still on strike?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Would a naked bungee jump be boingy enough "

BOOOIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!

Yes.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I tried filming a booby lift and release from a snug vest top. Sounds good on paper, the reality was probably the least sexy thing ever.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I tried filming a booby lift and release from a snug vest top. Sounds good on paper, the reality was probably the least sexy thing ever.

I fear I would have the same problem. The boob may boing, or it could well flap or flop. And the resultant butterfly effect of bingo wings and neck wattle-wobble could be catastrophic…

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