FabSwingers.com forum: What's your talent?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone has one, be it creative, musical, knowledgeable, can down a pint in 5 seconds.

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can touch my toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually highly intelligent and remember EVERYTHING.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting blocked n ghosted, that shit comes naturally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm actually highly intelligent and remember EVERYTHING.

I remember wierd things, like that speech about Pythagoras theory the Scarecrow said when he got his brains in Wizard of Oz.

But I can't remember what I had for tea last night.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I can fold my tongue in half. I.e back on itself.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make men run ten mph faster on first sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make men run ten mph faster on first sight

Which direction...

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I've got magic fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got magic fingers "

I'll raise you a magic tongue..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make men run ten mph faster on first sight

Which direction...

Any direction that's away from me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got magic fingers

I'll raise you a magic tongue..

You've been beaten on the tongue.

Mr above can fold his in half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking crockery, I can do it often without even trying.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Photographic memory. Both my blessing and a curse, especially on here

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Bending my tongue back on itself and it staying there untill I let it flip back . I can also walk on water

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By *eschef81Man
over a year ago

sutton

"I can touch my toes "

Is that with your knees straight?

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I can touch my nose with tongue

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By *lubchuckerMan
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Being a talenless feck

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm full of absolutely 100s of useless facts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can touch my nose with tongue

Talented lady your not alone so can I

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I can cum 2 liters every day

I can also make any woman squirt, whether or not she wants to.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I can cum 2 liters every day

I can also make any woman squirt, whether or not she wants to."

Are you that young Dr back again

Ive just checked your 2 litres just make one gallon if you check back in the threads my two gallon tops your .and as for squirting don't get me started like it or not you say

I find they love it .

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I can recognise songs in a split second

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I can recognise songs in a split second"

OK what's this song that's what you are .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m very good with mechanical objects, taking them apart/putting them back together. Fixing things. I’m also have an unfathomable depth for Blackadder and Bottom quotes. Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Blowjobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrrmmmmmmm.

Boobs are possibly not a talent, but that’s all I’ve got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrrrmmmmmmm.

Boobs are possibly not a talent, but that’s all I’ve got

You know how to dress

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I can fit my entire fist in my mouth. Not sure it’s a talent but it does make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can draw pretty good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hold half a dozen of mini doughnuts without using my hands

Great

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

Serious answer = I am a fairly decent poet

Joke answer = I do a great impression of WW2 pilot Douglas Barder on a night out ending up legless and shot down

Joke answer shows my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hold half a dozen of mini doughnuts without using my hands

Great

Rude

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

Don't you need your hand to put them on your cock or is a new hooplar game you've got going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hold half a dozen of mini doughnuts without using my hands

Great

Rude

Didn’t think you’d spot it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

Don't you need your hand to put them on your cock or is a new hooplar game you've got going "

Nah, I just kinda flick it up and catch it at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

I can eat a doughnut in one go but I might have to lick my lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hold half a dozen of mini doughnuts without using my hands

Great

Rude

Didn’t think you’d spot it

Needed the help of a magnifying glass that I keep around for... reasons

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By *cotCouple666Couple
over a year ago

Central Belt

I can sing. "Top top" soprano my music teacher used to call me.

Beth x

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

Don't you need your hand to put them on your cock or is a new hooplar game you've got going

Nah, I just kinda flick it up and catch it at the same time

Fair play to you bravo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

I can eat a doughnut in one go but I might have to lick my lips

Well I'd have to challenge you to keep trying until you don't lick your lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serious answer = I am a fairly decent poet

Joke answer = I do a great impression of WW2 pilot Douglas Barder on a night out ending up legless and shot down

Joke answer shows my age"

Maybe put some on your profile…?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

I can eat a doughnut in one go but I might have to lick my lips

Could I lick your lips after or while your messing about with the doughnut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can sing. "Top top" soprano my music teacher used to call me.

Beth x"

Are you in a choir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be loved and get blocked within a couple of words

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Serious answer = I am a fairly decent poet

Joke answer = I do a great impression of WW2 pilot Douglas Barder on a night out ending up legless and shot down

Joke answer shows my age"

Met Douglas Bader when I was a kid. My father and I helped him out of trouble by pushing his car when he got stuck in sand on a beach car park.

Shows my age too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I create art and love doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the uncanny ability to repel women

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I can sew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good at dancing.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I'm good at dancing."

In particular, dildo dancing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little "party" trick is shaping my tounge into like a clover shape

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can turn negatives into positives and leave everyone i meet feeling better

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I give the best hugs

I crochet

I’m arty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can turn negatives into positives and leave everyone i meet feeling better"

This is so nice

It's lovely having someone in your life like that.

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can turn negatives into positives and leave everyone i meet feeling better

This is so nice

It's lovely having someone in your life like that.

Miss S x"

I have to make sure I'm filling my bucket regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can suck a cream caramel up in one go, that’s all I can offer

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Non verbal communication

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Non verbal communication "

Gravy

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"i can play snooker left handed or right handed,, same with the banjo"

You can play snooker with a banjo in either hand?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"[Removed by poster at 19/02/23 19:40:12]"

I play right handed but was born left handed .but some shots I can only only play left handed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do a cloverleaf roll with my tongue.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Non verbal communication

Gravy"

Yes . I do make THE best gravy. Thanks for reminding me sweetheart x

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

I can cure a woman's insomnia...'fancy a shag? '...= snoringggg!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

King of useless talent, mediocre at drawing looking to push to pro, can spin things on any of my right hand fingers, juggle 3 items used to be able to do four for a day but forgot how lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can turn my hand to most practical things. I can fly things and make holes in things from far away.

I know CPR too.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I can turn my hand to most practical things. I can fly things and make holes in things from far away.

I know CPR too."

Fuck me I'm not into men but will you marry me but only if you can cook as well and we don't have to have sex .

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I can rifle and pistol shoot pretty well.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I can sing

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By *cotCouple666Couple
over a year ago

Central Belt

"I can sing. "Top top" soprano my music teacher used to call me.

Beth x

Are you in a choir?"

Nah, not since High School. Always fancied doing a bit of cabaret on the side of the office job. Just haven't got round to it.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Art

Photography

Poetry

Cooking

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Art

Photography

Poetry

Cooking"

Except gravy

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I can sing. "Top top" soprano my music teacher used to call me.

Beth x

Are you in a choir?

Nah, not since High School. Always fancied doing a bit of cabaret on the side of the office job. Just haven't got round to it."
I did my first live gid with a band in 30 years last Sunday, fuck how I missed that

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"I can fit my entire fist in my mouth. Not sure it’s a talent but it does make me laugh

Me too!

I can roll my tongue into a tube shape and make a noise like a dove by blowing through it

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Art

Photography

Poetry

Cooking

Except gravy

One day young lady one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can turn my hand to most practical things. I can fly things and make holes in things from far away.

I know CPR too.

Fuck me I'm not into men but will you marry me but only if you can cook as well and we don't have to have sex ."

Yes, I can cook pretty well too and as I haven't been having sex for ages anyway, that's not an issue. Sadly I must decline with thanks.......and commiserate myself that this is the best offer I have ever had on fab...

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

So my party trick is being able to cock twitch whenever I want. Amazing in doggy. Expanding the tip and making the muscle feel like marble...so I have been told.

But seriously, it helps to strengthen the muscle giving you a lot of control to edge.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I can turn my hand to most practical things. I can fly things and make holes in things from far away.

I know CPR too.

Fuck me I'm not into men but will you marry me but only if you can

cook as well and we don't have to have sex .

Yes, I can cook pretty well too and as I haven't been having sex for ages anyway, that's not an issue.

Sadly I must decline with

thanks.......and commiserate myself

that this is the best offer I have

ever had on fab...

Wonderful responce thanks

I would never in million years thought I ever ask a man that question . but for all the rejection I've had here must say your is the best so far .

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By *cotCouple666Couple
over a year ago

Central Belt

"I can sing. "Top top" soprano my music teacher used to call me.

Beth x

Are you in a choir?

Nah, not since High School. Always fancied doing a bit of cabaret on the side of the office job. Just haven't got round to it. I did my first live gid with a band in 30 years last Sunday, fuck how I missed that"

Nothing like it eh? My problem is my personal taste in music is so eclectic, it's hard putting a programme together that fits and would please most audiences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can fit my entire fist in my mouth. Not sure it’s a talent but it does make me laugh

Me too!

I can roll my tongue into a tube shape and make a noise like a dove by blowing through it

I don't believe you about the first thing, I think proof is needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I write stories for my Grandkids

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Art

Photography

Poetry

Cooking

Except gravy

You are so naughty… I like it

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Art

Photography

Poetry

Cooking

Except gravy

You are so naughty… I like it

Don't encourage her or no food on the carpet

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Art

Photography

Poetry

Cooking

Except gravy

You are so naughty… I like it

Don't encourage her or no food on the carpet "

I prefer my food on a plate tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting my towels away after a shower.

It's a talent AND a miracle when it happens.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Putting my towels away after a shower.

It's a talent AND a miracle when it happens.

I bet this is a lie

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

I can cook uncle bens 2 minute rice in 90 seconds

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I can cook uncle bens 2 minute rice in 90 seconds "

I can cook in I minuet but I'm sure your will taste better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting my towels away after a shower.

It's a talent AND a miracle when it happens.

I bet this is a lie

Quickly get this thread closed before my husband finishes his pc game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Non verbal communication "

Why did a sloppy bj pop into my head

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Non verbal communication

Why did a sloppy bj pop into my head

Because it’s you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Putting my towels away after a shower.

It's a talent AND a miracle when it happens.

I bet this is a lie

Quickly get this thread closed before my husband finishes his pc game

Quick

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By *andybigboiMan
over a year ago

Mount Pleasant

Bend over backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Non verbal communication

Why did a sloppy bj pop into my head

Because it’s you

Wait.. Did she mean sign language

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I can eat a full bar of chocolate by myself without having to share

not everyone can

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I can read and write rather well.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I can eat a full bar of chocolate by myself without having to share

not everyone can

"
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I ate 40 bars last week .

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Non verbal communication

Why did a sloppy bj pop into my head

Because it’s you

Wait.. Did she mean sign language

I did mean something more along the wholesome lines - yes. But you’re forgiven, based on what you know about me

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I can cure anything from a bumped head to a grazed knee with a wet paper towel

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I can cure anything from a bumped head to a grazed knee with a wet paper towel

Tell me you’re a teacher, without telling me you’re a teacher

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I have a photographic memory obviously without a drink of alcohol

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Be able to piss people off, in no time at all.

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By *annaPlayABCCouple
over a year ago

Bacup

Go for a night out,down say 6-8 pints and not once think of going loo..ever.always been that way !

I'd say I probably urinate about 4-5 times a week at most..healthy too,no issues.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Writing children's books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can shoot cum just over a meter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Functioning on 2 hours sleep lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can cure anything from a bumped head to a grazed knee with a wet paper towel

A proper nurse.. haha.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Several. They keep surfacing like bobbing apples and I keep pushing them back down again.

The minute folks see you have acquired a skill, you get, "Oh, can you make one of those for me?"

'Fraid not. It's a hobby not a business. I give my time to my hobbies for my own enjoyment. It's how I relax. I won't be able to relax if it turns in to work.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm extremely annoying

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I am a wonderful human being apparently. Also:

- I can suck like a... No, maybe average at best.

- I can bang like a... No, maybe average at best. And utterly out of practice.

- I can eat chocolate. Yes, this one I can do

But only average amounts of it.

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By *annyldn2Man
over a year ago

Hayes Bromley

Being able to satisfy everyone that I play with in a personal way so they never forget and always come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn my eyelids inside out

Oh and play the hang drum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll ruin anyone at a game of Guess Who.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can cure anything from a bumped head to a grazed knee with a wet paper towel

Witchcraft!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I.T. system builds.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

World class shagger, mountaineer, musical genius, trained circus performer and international martial arts champion. I read above and saw you lot were lying so thought I’d go big or go home!!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I.T. system builds."

Can you do me a favour can you pls change your profile pic .I'm jealous as it look like I'd like mine to be .bit sadly I've no dark bits left its all white .

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