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By *ameyrichards OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

vale royal

Good morning forumites,

I see in the news a chap from Leeds has become the 1st person in the UK to have have a hand transplant. A couple of thing sprang to mind about this.

1. If he uses his new hand to have a cheeky wank, would it really feel as if someone else is doing it

2. As the new hand has come from another man, if he does have a wank with it, does that now technically make him BI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

interesting concept...........

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I heard he had got a woman's one. He said it was a shit grip but the nails looked good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw this and wondered the same things. I also wondered if he'll now need to buy two pairs of gloves in different sizes. Not as funny, but still worthy of consideration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We saw this on the news this morning and my 19 yr old daughter was really intrigued.

She started asking me where they got the hand from to transplant, and there was a priceless moment when the penny dropped mid sentence and she said, "It's off a dead person isn't it? EEEWWWWW!"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Does he look at the hand and say the line

I see dead people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brings a whole new meaning to the phrase a hand job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard he had got a woman's one. He said it was a shit grip but the nails looked good. "

Apparently his driving skills dropped by 50% also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard he had got a woman's one. He said it was a shit grip but the nails looked good.

Apparently his driving skills dropped by 50% also "

He puts the toilet seat down now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not from Leeds he's from Halifax I actually know him he's not a bad lad really I will be asking him these questions next time I see him, just a side note his daughter is proper tidy

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

I don't think it would feel right to have a wank after an operation like this, but on the other hand .............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think it would feel right to have a wank after an operation like this, but on the other hand ............."

Best take it slow though - he doesn't want it to come flying off!!

(The hand - unless it's come from a champion arm wrestler!!! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the hand came from a ventriliquist or a chef who used to stuff chickens and turkey's for a living

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Just watched this on the news. I cant believe they gave him one with dirty finger nails pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anything the mind dreams of one day will be possible.

most tv programmes start with an idea and that means some truth in the way things work or can be built.

knight rider. now we have cars which are driving themselves.

and now hand transplants.

gentleman we can rebuild him. we have the technology, we have the capability to make the worlds first bionic man.

better than he was before.

better,stronger,faster.

that was 1970. today its 2013.

we are getting there.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It just shows.... there's hope for some people yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's not from Leeds he's from Halifax I actually know him he's not a bad lad really I will be asking him these questions next time I see him, just a side note his daughter is proper tidy"

does she need a hand?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I saw the news report this morning - it's amazing what surgeons achieve these days.

I was thinking about his wife and how she feels about being touched by strange hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can he commit a crime and leave a dead mans fingerprints and DNA ?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"I don't think it would feel right to have a wank after an operation like this, but on the other hand ............."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he plays with his wife's tits with his new hand does that count as a threesome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what if the hand came from someone thats already played with his mrs , would she feel like her hubby was watching her being fingered by her lover ? lol

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Good morning forumites,

I see in the news a chap from Leeds has become the 1st person in the UK to have have a hand transplant. A couple of thing sprang to mind about this.

1. If he uses his new hand to have a cheeky wank, would it really feel as if someone else is doing it

2. As the new hand has come from another man, if he does have a wank with it, does that now technically make him BI

"

He aint from Leeds he is from Halifax... only had his op in Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today a hand transplant, tomorrow a cock. The mind boggles. Judging from some of the photos on this site, quite a few guys could do with one.

I wonder what happened to John Holmes' cock and if that would be available should they perfect this technique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he plays with his wife's tits with his new hand does that count as a threesome?"

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