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"Packet of twiglets and a pint of milk please." Easy first one - done. | |||
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"Ham and cheese toast ie please " Bought one. Ate it. Bought another one. Posted it. Should be with you by Monday (you'll need to be in to sign for it) | |||
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"Sparkling water. Some hairspray. Maybe some cherries. Thanks hun." Done hun! | |||
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"Some long leather boots A big dildo And a gay porn magazine. Oh and some beer please
"What colour dildo? I'm guessing purple but didn't want to assume. | |||
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"Mint matchmakers Silk lube Some macaroons And some decent coffee please Mrs " With lube on the list i'm a little bit worried what you're going to do with the matchmakers...... | |||
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"Who wants what?" Soft Licorice, please. | |||
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"would you mind grabbing me a pornstar martini or 9 please? Thank you kindly in advance Px "Messed up. Got you a pornstar instead. I'll go back. | |||
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"Fat giraffe, a thirsty toad and 3 blind turkeys please" Got some of those in the garage i think. | |||
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"If you’re going passed Morrisons. Can you grab me 5/6 mini egg Easter eggs. The little ones 75p. Thanks. The mr " Love these!! Getting some for myself too. | |||
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"Bring back any hot woman for me with that charm please!" picked up a selection for you Brucey. Some are less 'trampy' than others. | |||
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"I need bin bags, a dustpan and brush, Zoflora and loads of chocolate. " WTF is zoflora??!!! | |||
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"Cornetto "Cornetto is Italian for croissant. Just thought I'd say that.  | |||
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Cornetto is Italian for croissant.
Just thought I'd say that. "I'll get one of each!! | |||
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Cornetto is Italian for croissant.
Just thought I'd say that.
I'll get one of each!! "And watch out for the zombies | |||
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"Waffles, maple syrup and bacon please. I fancy a big breakfast in the morning." Nice shout. I’m having this with pancakes on Tuesday. Then pancakes with Nutella for pudding | |||
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"You can’t afford me op " I could save up. Have you got any of those massive boards with a money thermometer on? | |||
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"A Yorkie please "NO!!! Yorkies are NOT for women. That’s man’s chocolates. Bad girl.   | |||
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"Some long leather boots A big dildo And a gay porn magazine. Oh and some beer please
What colour dildo? I'm guessing purple but didn't want to assume."Black or flesh coloured if you could, preferably around 9" Cheers  | |||
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"Some long leather boots A big dildo And a gay porn magazine. Oh and some beer please
What colour dildo? I'm guessing purple but didn't want to assume.
Black or flesh coloured if you could, preferably around 9"
Cheers "Just got thrown out of Debenhams. I was waiting for the woman to come back with the boots and started drinking the beer. She saw the empty cans and the HUGE stack of porn I got you and asked me to fack orff.  | |||
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"OP I hope you bought all the ingredients you promised me for pancake day. I’m expecting that gorgeous breakfast cooked for me you know? "Littlebird my darling of filth, how could I forget?! I’ve got you a succulent sausage and some whipped cream  | |||
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"OP I hope you bought all the ingredients you promised me for pancake day. I’m expecting that gorgeous breakfast cooked for me you know?
Littlebird my darling of filth, how could I forget?! I’ve got you a succulent sausage and some whipped cream "I’m afraid that is not what I ordered. Chop chop now | |||
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"Some long leather boots A big dildo And a gay porn magazine. Oh and some beer please
What colour dildo? I'm guessing purple but didn't want to assume.
Black or flesh coloured if you could, preferably around 9"
Cheers
Just got thrown out of Debenhams. I was waiting for the woman to come back with the boots and started drinking the beer. She saw the empty cans and the HUGE stack of porn I got you and asked me to fack orff. "Fucks sake, you got my dildo though right? Tell me I haven't lubed myself up for nothing | |||
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