FabSwingers.com forum: Queuing up for a woman

By *irthyhullgent OP Man
over a year ago

hull

Who else finds this exciting...do husbands enjoy watching the queue

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I’d love to be the woman

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I have been at events where there is a queue for the Ladies during the interval...

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"I’d love to be the woman

I’d be in the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d love to be the woman

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sod the husbands, its fucking exciting from the other point of view too!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

eldest first,,

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It's bad enough when some hold up the queue

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"sod the husbands, its fucking exciting from the other point of view too!

Px "
isn't it just. I don't have a husband to get excited about it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will have to get you and Mrs PT together xx

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I’d love to be the woman

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come join our queue in Lidl then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah we do love a good queue.

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By *eiled VixenCouple
over a year ago

Bath

From a womens perspective it is nearly impossible to see that a queue has formed, always surprised to hear when hubby tells me after

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"I’d love to be the woman

I think you only need to ask and a queue would form for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queuing is a very British thing to do no doubt about it, us Brits love a queue

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Saw this once, the one time I ventured to a club. She had her head in her partner’s lap and the men were taking it in turns. Looked like my worst nightmare but she seemed to be enjoying it as were all the people watching.

It confirmed clubs weren’t for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She prefers them stood around her wanking waiting there turn. Me being one of them too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us brits love a queue. In and out me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Queuing is a very British thing to do no doubt about it, us Brits love a queue "

It literally was a perfect queue. Eagerly waiting, condom in hand.

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

It's quite a hot scenario, no doubt. Hard to find decent porn of it, though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw this once, the one time I ventured to a club. She had her head in her partner’s lap and the men were taking it in turns. Looked like my worst nightmare but she seemed to be enjoying it as were all the people watching. "

Literally added to my fucket list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It confirmed clubs weren’t for me. "

If I knew about a more cleavage than creps party and told you about you wouldn’t attend?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Queuing is a very British thing to do no doubt about it, us Brits love a queue "

unlike Philip and holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queuing is a very British thing to do no doubt about it, us Brits love a queue

It literally was a perfect queue. Eagerly waiting, condom in hand.

How very polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queuing is a very British thing to do no doubt about it, us Brits love a queue

unlike Philip and holly "

Fuck those queue jumping motherheckers!

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Id like to be in the queue

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Queuing is a very British thing to do no doubt about it, us Brits love a queue

It literally was a perfect queue. Eagerly waiting, condom in hand.

How very polite

Mmm, yes. Quite.

*sips tea*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queuing is a very British thing to do no doubt about it, us Brits love a queue

It literally was a perfect queue. Eagerly waiting, condom in hand.

How very polite

Mmm, yes. Quite.

*sips tea*"

Remember to hold your pinky out as you sip darling. And no slurping

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Queuing is a very British thing to do no doubt about it, us Brits love a queue

unlike Philip and holly

Fuck those queue jumping motherheckers! "

They ruined what us British stood for respect and manner s

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By *ccringtonswingerTV/TS
over a year ago

Accrington

Wish men would que for my wife

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By *unover40Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Love acting as crowd control

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By *erriman69Couple
over a year ago

highworth

I'd love to see this and Dee would definitely enjoy it.

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like when you go for a blood test and take a ticket, except I'll be the one getting bagged? In.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

It confirmed clubs weren’t for me. "

You and me alike. Couldn't think of much worse than this.

When I went to a club, I just didn't go upstairs for this reason. I'd definitely go again. The swimming pool was great though

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

It confirmed clubs weren’t for me.

You and me alike. Couldn't think of much worse than this.

When I went to a club, I just didn't go upstairs for this reason. I'd definitely go again. The swimming pool was great though

You’re back!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

It confirmed clubs weren’t for me.

You and me alike. Couldn't think of much worse than this.

When I went to a club, I just didn't go upstairs for this reason. I'd definitely go again. The swimming pool was great though

You’re back!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

As much as I dislike the term, each to their own and while I get the dynamic it's not something I'd ever be interested in.

I don't queue for any woman. I'm more than just a number.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's quite a hot scenario, no doubt. Hard to find decent porn of it, though..."

It was the first porn I ever came across. I found an old VHS video tape with around 15 guys lined up waiting in turn to give a woman anal.

Her arse was left looking like the Japanese flag. Never got that sight out of my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her arse was left looking like the Japanese flag. "

I'm nicking that phrase, epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d love to be the woman

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her arse was left looking like the Japanese flag.

I'm nicking that phrase, epic

It literally was just like the flag of Japan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d love to be the woman

Same

I feel like idling around with one item, waiting to be allowed through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing my luck she'd fuck off before my turn

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Make it sound like the meat counter at Tesco’s…. Take ya ticket!!!!

No.27 please…….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine I'd be just about to put the tip in as she gets a phone call from her taxi driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make it sound like the meat counter at Tesco’s…. Take ya ticket!!!!

No.27 please…….

Cashier No3 please

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I’d love to be the woman

Jumping in that queue, definitely

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Make it sound like the meat counter at Tesco’s…. Take ya ticket!!!!

No.27 please…….

Cashier No3 please

The boating lake… come in no.15… come in no.15… your time is up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make it sound like the meat counter at Tesco’s…. Take ya ticket!!!!

No.27 please…….

Maybe they should introduce that into clubs. Then guys could go off and socialise whilst waiting to be called.

Beep beep 35 to the front of the queue..

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

We love this!!!.

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

We love this!!!.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I remember an advert for Loaded magazine subscription once. It was a naked guy holding a number card, like 501. Under the card was a feature about the Houston 500 gangbang.

Caption read "don't miss out like this poor sod. Get your Loaded subscription today!"

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By *riental_brit_studMan
over a year ago

London

I'd love to be in this queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make it sound like the meat counter at Tesco’s…. Take ya ticket!!!!

No.27 please…….

Cashier No3 please

The boating lake… come in no.15… come in no.15… your time is up!!

This reminds me of an old joke.

At the boating lake "come in number 91, your time is up".

"Hey boss, we haven't got a number 91".

"Number 16, are you in trouble?"

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By *ongLeggyLadyWoman
over a year ago

Bucks

"I’d love to be the woman

Me too

& me

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"I’d love to be the woman

Me too

& me

We've got a bona fide queue of women now each waiting for their queue of men... queues upon queues forming up in here!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Do you take a ticket for a go?

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By *ongLeggyLadyWoman
over a year ago

Bucks

"I’d love to be the woman

Me too

& me

We've got a bona fide queue of women now each waiting for their queue of men... queues upon queues forming up in here!

I’m ready. When and where is it happening??

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By *ongLeggyLadyWoman
over a year ago

Bucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d love to be the woman

Me too

Another here.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d love to be the woman

Me too

Another here.

There would be one hell of a queue

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"I’d love to be the woman

Me too

& me

We've got a bona fide queue of women now each waiting for their queue of men... queues upon queues forming up in here!

I’m ready. When and where is it happening??"

Right this way, m'lady, now just pop this blindfold on...

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By *ongLeggyLadyWoman
over a year ago

Bucks

"I’d love to be the woman

Me too

& me

We've got a bona fide queue of women now each waiting for their queue of men... queues upon queues forming up in here!

I’m ready. When and where is it happening??

Right this way, m'lady, now just pop this blindfold on...

Blindfold on

Clothes off

Lingerie on

I’m ready

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By *riental_brit_studMan
over a year ago

London

"I’d love to be the woman

Me too

& me

We've got a bona fide queue of women now each waiting for their queue of men... queues upon queues forming up in here!

I’m ready. When and where is it happening??

Right this way, m'lady, now just pop this blindfold on...

Blindfold on

Clothes off

Lingerie on

I’m ready

That's horny. Can't wait to have my turn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are gonna be like the queues to check in at the airport. Have your boarding pass ready

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Exciting times .

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Do you take a ticket for a go?

The amount of times when I have had to bite my lip in clubs when I have heard the words “can I have a go?”

I always feel like saying… dude, you are not 8!!!

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Only if I'm able to bring a good book or play games on my phone would I queue up?

Hang on.. is this not the queue for Gregg's?

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By *annabarberaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

"I’d love to be the woman

I might be this afternoon

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