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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I am free (rare) to video call now.

Really really really good face, 8/10 chat, massive perfect cock and a gigantic load.

Just send me a message

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Realised this sounds mental but true haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No more mental than the previous several times when you’ve self professed how very very very good looking you are

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Way better looking than Carrick and got the bants in pants - not free to video call though - which must be a huge disappointment for you ladies…. Call Carrick instead but just realise - you’re settling for 2nd really!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Genuinely interested.....

Does this ever actually work?

A

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Green arrow

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Genuinely interested.....

Does this ever actually work?

A"

You’re familiar with the saying “God loves a tryer” aren’t you?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I can’t be the only one who got a copy of his face photo from one of the former forumites?

I mean we all know these things happen!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Yet you have hidden your profile. If I was that good looking, I'd want the world to see it.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Op, has this ever worked ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No more mental than the previous several times when you’ve self professed how very very very good looking you are "

But is he really very very very good looking or is he somewhere between that and just good looking? I cannot believe that he would be less than just good looking, whereas clearly, cos i dare not show my face in chat (or my cock for that matter), I must be a real minger.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"I am free (rare) to video call now.

Really really really good face, 8/10 chat, massive perfect cock and a gigantic load.

Just send me a message "

Yeah, I'm not certain he's good enough for really x 3. Maybe worth really x 2, or perhaps only really x 1.5

Does the cock truly count as massive? Could be just "girthy" or "ponderous". And the load? What's the actual volume needed to be truly classified as "gigantic"? 10 centilitres? 100 cl? I don't think I'd go to gigantic unless we were talking 1 litre plus...

We need a proper fab scale for these things, put it on a scientific basis. Anybody know what the SI unit for cock massiveness is?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

His mum says so, so that's good enough?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Anybody know what the SI unit for cock massiveness is?"

It’s a Harold.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"It’s a Harold."

(For example, I’m about 0.3 or 0.4 Harolds.)

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By *hGlobbitsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I've got a fair sized face, bugger all chat, a distinctly average but functional cock and I'm blowing dust like a malfunctioning Hoover, on account of how I'm over 40. Don't message me, I'm busy.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Jesus. I find this kind of arrogance a deeply unappealing quality in people of any gender.

No doubt the contrary brigade will shout me down and label me as jealous. Trust me, I’m really not. It makes me feel shame for them.

Folks of any gender and preference - please reassure me that you find attractive substance, character, humility, modesty; at least as much as looks and a big winkie?

I suppose it’s each to their own on here. But still…

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Thanks, Carrick. Great chat. I never knew that kind of contortion was possible.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I am better at football though

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Free today

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By *skyouneverknowMan
over a year ago

Calne

Sorry, bit stuffed, I've just eaten a fishfinger butty

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That was fun.

Free again x

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

Washing my hair, sorry

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Are you still a massive cock?….are you bigger or smaller than Piers Morgan?

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside


"Are you still a massive cock?….are you bigger or smaller than Piers Morgan? "
Impossible, Morgan is akin to big Harold levels of cock

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Are you still a massive cock?….are you bigger or smaller than Piers Morgan? Impossible, Morgan is akin to big Harold levels of cock"

I thought he had moved on to the ‘bell end’ scale?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Fucking hell o.p you crawl out from more rocks then Jesus, or are you back once again like a renegade pastor.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said you had a really, really good face? Surely that's subjective to personal taste?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who said you had a really, really good face? Surely that's subjective to personal taste?"

And why do you think your cock is perfect? Again, that's subjective.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Fucking hell o.p you crawl out from more rocks then Jesus, or are you back once again like a renegade pastor.

The mr "

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Too easy.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Fucking hell o.p you crawl out from more rocks then Jesus, or are you back once again like a renegade pastor.

The mr "

What a brilliant characterisation!

Lol!!!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Fucking hell o.p you crawl out from more rocks then Jesus, or are you back once again like a renegade pastor.

The mr "

Hahaha! Genius!!

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Who said you had a really, really good face? Surely that's subjective to personal taste?

And why do you think your cock is perfect? Again, that's subjective."

Look at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much hate on this thread. His veris suggest it's works... I guess some ladies are attracted to confidence... *Insert mind-blown emoji*

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oh Carrick I wish I had your attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confidence is a very attractive trait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Confidence is a very attractive trait. "

Ahhh but where's the line between confidence and arrogance?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Confidence is a very attractive trait.

Ahhh but where's the line between confidence and arrogance?"

I'd say down the middle of his cock

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It makes me laugh. We are always told to love ourselves then when someone does they get shit for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who said you had a really, really good face? Surely that's subjective to personal taste?

And why do you think your cock is perfect? Again, that's subjective.

Look at it "

Yes look at all massive six inches of it.

The size of your perfect cock was debunked a long time ago but good luck youngling and here’s hoping that you bring many smiles to many faces.

Look at it and my clever camera angles just look at it.

Go go carrick rangers!!!!!!

T

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I massively admire the confidence, but perhaps a tad conceited? Surely if you were THAT good looking you wouldn’t need to tell everyone and wouldn’t need to stick a post up though?

Hell if it works then hats off I guess!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

I'm not a personal fan of "look at me" confidence on anyone - it walks too close to vibes of feeling superior. Along with the blurred lines of arrogance it just tends to irritate most people.

Quiet confidence, the confidence in not needing to boast. The confidence in yourself that you don't need to try to validate it. Now that is so much more attractive.

With that said I don't have a stake in any of this, so you crack on with it, OP. You do what works for you.

Pro Tip: if you don't like the advertisement, ignore it, don't give it any traction, don't post/reply and it soon gets spammed off the first few pages until usually the OP bumps it again.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Free now

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By *TG3Man
34 weeks ago

Dorchester

And me I'm free put on your dance shoes and dance the blues

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