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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Random thing you've stuck up your tuppence or shit hole?

Winner gets a kink badge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kink badge.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"Random thing you've stuck up your tuppence or shit hole?

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very boring here as a glass dildo is not random,

whats the most random YOU have had up there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unpeeled pineapple top first

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Random thing you've stuck up your tuppence or shit hole?

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A fruit salad chew.

Obvs with the wrapper off, I’m no heathen

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By *otfun75Man
over a year ago

leeds

A plung for fishing wen iv been on the bank for the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unpeeled pineapple top first

Ouch, did you manage to not get prolapse afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Random thing you've stuck up your tuppence or shit hole?

Winner gets a kink badge.

A fruit salad chew.

Obvs with the wrapper off, I’m no heathen"

Interesting. I tried a refresher one before, like acid.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Went to a drive through prostate exam place. To this day I’m not convinced it was real. It was right next to the hand car wash place and when I looked up they were all watching.

Very strange.

I’m assuming no letter means I’m clear?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went to a drive through prostate exam place. To this day I’m not convinced it was real. It was right next to the hand car wash place and when I looked up they were all watching.

Very strange.

I’m assuming no letter means I’m clear?"

A place to wash their hands afterwards? Sounds legit to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl I was seeing in the office put a mini mars bar up which she gave me to eat, nice added flavour.

Another time on holiday a girl from Bradford liked to use a bottle of white wine with the cork out sploshing inside her while I licked it off again wonderful flavour but would have preferred red hahah

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Probably a tooth brush... Best not ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego, shit out a spaceship a few hours later. It sits proudly on a shelf in my bar.

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By *inky and QuirkyCouple
over a year ago

Leighton Buzzard

A mini metro

Couldn’t find a parking space!

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Boris Johnsons head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lego, shit out a spaceship a few hours later. It sits proudly on a shelf in my bar."

Amazing, fingers crossed you get an alien next time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boris Johnsons head"

That's not random, just wrong.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Random thing you've stuck up your tuppence or shit hole?

Winner gets a kink badge."

Love the name tuppence, OP! What’s your answer?? I reckon you’re allowed to win your own badge if it’s both receptacles and random enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Random thing you've stuck up your tuppence or shit hole?

Winner gets a kink badge.

Love the name tuppence, OP! What’s your answer?? I reckon you’re allowed to win your own badge if it’s both receptacles and random enough "

Two fish, one in each. I wanted to see if Finding Nemo was truely possible.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Random thing you've stuck up your tuppence or shit hole?

Winner gets a kink badge.

Love the name tuppence, OP! What’s your answer?? I reckon you’re allowed to win your own badge if it’s both receptacles and random enough

Two fish, one in each. I wanted to see if Finding Nemo was truely possible."

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Random thing you've stuck up your tuppence or shit hole?

Winner gets a kink badge.

Love the name tuppence, OP! What’s your answer?? I reckon you’re allowed to win your own badge if it’s both receptacles and random enough

Two fish, one in each. I wanted to see if Finding Nemo was truely possible."

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

David's shed door. Hinges and handles still attached

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Random thing you've stuck up your tuppence or shit hole?

Winner gets a kink badge.

Love the name tuppence, OP! What’s your answer?? I reckon you’re allowed to win your own badge if it’s both receptacles and random enough

Two fish, one in each. I wanted to see if Finding Nemo was truely possible."

Summat fishy about this answer i think in truth they were dolphins with are mammals lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"David's shed door. Hinges and handles still attached "

Poor David, at least you left his knobs.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Tic tac. It was a dare….. didn’t touch the sides but the guy who rimmed me next had lovely fresh breath

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