FabSwingers.com forum: Shiny pants

By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I have accidentally bought shiny pants. They’re still plain black, but shiny. I must have picked up a different style in the shop yesterday.

I’m not sure how I feel about this. I don’t think I’m a shiny pants kind of person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well going by you pics I think you would look good in anything you wore

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Put them on with gusto and then, through your Bower & Wilkins™, play Shiny Shiny by Haysi Fantayzee on Spotify. Maximum volume, of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep them and wear for Guaranteed happiness according to R.E.M.

Shiny Happy People

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I think we need a pic before we can give a valid opinion

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

What material?

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Haysi Fantayzee and R.E.M. - this has the makings of a great playlist!

"Well going by you pics I think you would look good in anything you wore"

You’re far too kind, and I know perfectly well you’d rather I avoided pants completely.

"What material?"

I thought they were just cotton but now I’m not so sure. There’s a sheen I wasn’t expecting.

"I think we need a pic before we can give a valid opinion

I’ve got to be honest, I’m not sure whether this is a public pic or private message kind of situation. Not until I decide whether I feel comfortable with they shininess.

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

And now I’ve made a typo as well. This is not my day.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Are they shiny with the bum cheeks showing? Mid-life crisis maybe?

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Are they shiny with the bum cheeks showing? Mid-life crisis maybe? "

Steady on, nothing so extreme.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Are they shiny with the bum cheeks showing? Mid-life crisis maybe? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they feel comfortable and they look good on you then why not simply enjoy. Failing that, if you're not happy with them then stick them on eBay or better still donate to charity if unworn.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Maybe they’ve been worn many times already and returned to the shop by a scoundrel who ‘lost his receipt’.

Probably best to give them a quick brush down before wearing.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"I think we need a pic before we can give a valid opinion

I think I know the sort you mean but I'm with Nora - we can't provide an informed response without visuals

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I have accidentally bought shiny pants. They’re still plain black, but shiny. I must have picked up a different style in the shop yesterday.

I’m not sure how I feel about this. I don’t think I’m a shiny pants kind of person.

Ooh shiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiny pants for a shiny bellend.. your down below got game

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Shiny pants for a shiny bellend.. your down below got game

Thought you were calling me a bellend there, for a minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh shiny

You will now be called 'Dory'

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Probably best to give them a quick brush down before wearing."

Now you mention it the packaging was slightly foxed.

"Ooh shiny

Is that a Firefly reference? I hope so. Shiny.

"I'm with Nora - we can't provide an informed response without visuals"

Oh, FINE. For you, Nora, and the numerous gay/bi chaps who private messaged me, I’ll put up a public pic. Happy now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What material?

I thought they were just cotton but now I’m not so sure. There’s a sheen I wasn’t expecting."

Are they silk - if so keep them.

If they are 'metallic' shiny then you need to take them back.

If you cannot show them, maybe do an image search on Google of "shiny men's underwear" and tell us which ones - there are some frightening images that crop up!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

They sound... interesting.

I'm sure they'll look... interesting.

Do they make you feel... interesting?

If yes, fuck it. Wear them. If not, return them.

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I’ll put up a public pic. Happy now?"

You’ll be disappointed, you know. Especially if you’re expecting silver lamé or something.

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"If yes, fuck it. Wear them. If not, return them. "

There’s a strict ‘no returns’ policy on worn scuddies. And rightly so.

I’m keeping these things for better or worse now.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

They are fine. Much like what the cyclists wear here, which keeps the ladies from overtaking them

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

As I thought. You need to be careful your ladies don't slide off your lap when you are wearing them tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m keeping these things for better or worse now."

They appear sheer rather than shiny, I think that your meat and two veg may be showing

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"They are fine."

Damning with faint praise!

"You need to be careful your ladies don't slide off your lap when you are wearing them tho

My ladies? You make it sound like I have a harem …

"I think that your meat and two veg may be showing

That’s the thing. This shinier material does seem to put me on display somewhat.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oooooooh I say. Keep them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are fine.

Damning with faint praise!

You need to be careful your ladies don't slide off your lap when you are wearing them tho

My ladies? You make it sound like I have a harem …

I think that your meat and two veg may be showing

That’s the thing. This shinier material does seem to put me on display somewhat.

Off topic but this replying to many in one go.. man got skills!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

I’m a fan

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I like x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"They are fine.

Damning with faint praise!

You need to be careful your ladies don't slide off your lap when you are wearing them tho

My ladies? You make it sound like I have a harem …

I think that your meat and two veg may be showing

That’s the thing. This shinier material does seem to put me on display somewhat.

Off topic but this replying to many in one go.. man got skills!

I was thinking that

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"… man got skills!

And all from my phone, too. You’d better believe it.

"Oooooooh I say. Keep them

I do like an ‘ooooooooh’. This bodes well.

"I’m a fan

The sneaky fabbing gave that away.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I am relieved for you, OP. I read "pants" as trousers, and I worried about your eyesight...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I am relieved for you, OP. I read "pants" as trousers, and I worried about your eyesight..."

I did until I saw the pic

. I expected some tight shiny skinny jeans or something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will look nice with those fine psychologist specs of yours !

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I am relieved for you, OP. I read "pants" as trousers, and I worried about your eyesight..."

Hey, we’re not Americans here. (Except Blu, and she hasn’t appeared in this thread.)

"They will look nice with those fine psychologist specs of yours ! "

Funnily enough, I’ve usually taken my specs off long before we get down to my underwear …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am relieved for you, OP. I read "pants" as trousers, and I worried about your eyesight...

Hey, we’re not Americans here. (Except Blu, and she hasn’t appeared in this thread.)

They will look nice with those fine psychologist specs of yours !

Funnily enough, I’ve usually taken my specs off long before we get down to my underwear …"

You are clever too. Killing two birds in one stone.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I am relieved for you, OP. I read "pants" as trousers, and I worried about your eyesight...

I did until I saw the pic

. I expected some tight shiny skinny jeans or something! "

Oh same! I didn't think he'd be talking about something else.

I get the thread a bit more now.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I thought you meant trousers initially and I thought Bleurgh.

But seeing them. I like. I like a lot

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Based on provided visual - I’d say keep them

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Oops. Sorry for the disturbing mental images everyone. I honestly thought we were all on the same (British) page about pants being underwear …

"You are clever too. "

Goes with the psychologist specs.

"Based on provided visual - I’d say keep them

I think might be the first time you’ve *ever* asked me to keep some clothes on.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Ooh shiny

You will now be called 'Dory'

I am exactly like Dory

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I thought you meant trousers initially and I thought Bleurgh.

But seeing them. I like. I like a lot

Me too

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Me too

Aw, thanks.

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By *ice_couple2012Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Mr has had several of these over the years. Both our faves. Obviously for keeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haysi Fantayzee and R.E.M. - this has the makings of a great playlist!

Well going by you pics I think you would look good in anything you wore

You’re far too kind, and I know perfectly well you’d rather I avoided pants completely.

What material?

I thought they were just cotton but now I’m not so sure. There’s a sheen I wasn’t expecting.

I think we need a pic before we can give a valid opinion

I’ve got to be honest, I’m not sure whether this is a public pic or private message kind of situation. Not until I decide whether I feel comfortable with they shininess."

Hahaha is that so

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