FabSwingers.com forum: 101 Usages Of A Condom….

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

An expedient water bottle (can hold a pint or more!)

Over to you for more ingenious usages good folks…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did the commando course in 1984! On the assault course in Woodbury Common we put condoms over our rifle barrels to keep the water out. When we reached the range we just fired through them! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you run out of casings for sausages.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Forensic mittens. For the burglar who needs a new challenge.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

For when your tights are dirty, but you still want to rob a bank

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A sling shot….

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Soak a tampon in meths, place inside a condom and tie then and place in your rucksack emergency pocket with foil blanket and waterproof matches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you want to self identify as a turkey but have run out of gloves.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

1. Use it 100 times.

2. Throw it away.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Emergency waterproof socks for when you bag yourself a real squirter and there's 6" of fluid (aka piss) surrounding your bed turning it into an island.

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By *altyMouthsCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

When you want to fill a hole in a wall with expanding foam but don't want the foam to disappear inside the wall.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Be the height of fashion with this highly unusual and stylish cravate…

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By *altyMouthsCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Stop water getting into the plug end on a trailer or caravan electrics lead

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Fill with chilli powder and a firecracker. Humane way of dissuading elephants from trampling on crops in Africa

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Chinese Spy Balloon!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ever fancied bungy jumping but are too tight to fork out the cash for the experience?

Well now you can! Simply tie one end of the condom to an anchor point and the other to one of your ankles and off you go!

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The classic water balloon fight

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

For putting your wangdoodle in a foofananny or booticle- without the risk of babies or scabby knob rot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut the end off and they make fantastic compression socks. If you're on a long distance flight give it a whirl, works wonders.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Shipwrecked and stranded on a desert island but can’t find a football? Fear not! Simply inflate a condom, draw a little smiley face on it and name him Johnny. You’ve now got a perfect companion to while away your days (or possibly if you’re particularly unlucky - years) with

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Its used to make a paper mache face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fetching swim cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you need to slap someone but run out of fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emergency spy ballon!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Shipwrecked and stranded on a desert island but can’t find a football? Fear not! Simply inflate a condom, draw a little smiley face on it and name him Johnny. You’ve now got a perfect companion to while away your days (or possibly if you’re particularly unlucky - years) with

JOHNNNYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"When you want to fill a hole in a wall with expanding foam but don't want the foam to disappear inside the wall. "

Brilliant

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

A rose sheath. Perfect for when giving the object of your desires a thorny floral offering

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Soak a tampon in meths, place inside a condom and tie then and place in your rucksack emergency pocket with foil blanket and waterproof matches. "

Like this have used for mathes but the fire lighter is good

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Party doggy bags. Perfect for a slice of cake and some dolly mixtures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrying petrol for a motorcycle from one bike to another, always had one in my wallet, you never know when it will come in handy

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By *aulusMan
over a year ago

Chester

Never ending chewing gum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emergency champagne glass. Or any other alcoholic beverage!! Beats drinking it from a dirty welly

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Skydiving but your parachute is failing to open?

Don’t panic! Whip out that trusty condom and hold it above your head.

The air will enter it, inflate it and slow your descent.

…..maybe….

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Shopping bags for Waitrose, who have started selling loose pasta and cereal.

Greta, you are welcome.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Too cheap to purchase exercise resistance bands?

A condom is your friend!

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Checking for air leaks on metal beer kegs .. common sight in breweries .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you want to be that unicorn on fab that everyone's looking for.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Attach one atop a telegraph pole; Hey presto! - An expedient windsock

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Party doggy bags. Perfect for a slice of cake and some dolly mixtures "

And I thought you where going to say for doggy do when walking the dog.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Attach one atop a telegraph pole; Hey presto! - An expedient windsock

Most when I was a lad where attached to bus shelters.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Hamster hot air balloon.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone even said - for sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hamster hot air balloon.

The mr "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you make animal balloons with them?

Maybes, I dunno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put them on your feet when you use the gym showers

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

A weather balloon to spy on USA

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can you make animal balloons with them?

Maybes, I dunno "

Give me a hamster and a hairdryer and I’ll give it a good go

The mr

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Christmas tree decorations.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

On warm sunny days fill the condom with your preferred beverage. Pop it it the freezer and once it’s frozen solid your free to enjoy the popsicle of your choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in the Army i used them to cover the end of the barrel of my M4 when it was rainy and muddy out.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"When I was in the Army i used them to cover the end of the barrel of my M4 when it was rainy and muddy out."

They’re probably strewn along a different kind of M4 these days!

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By *lex CoxMan
over a year ago

Porth

Using them to stop rugs from slipping on slippery surfaces. preferable unused.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Condoms make excellent sterile dressings for wounds....

Or you might try filling them with water and lobbing them from tall buildings

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

A POSH WANK.

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