FabSwingers.com forum: How useful are you?

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

On a scale of

As useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop

Swiss army knife

How useful are you?

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By *nn_JamesCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire / South Bucks

Victorinox Swiss Army Knife useful

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Currently chocolate fireguard territory on that scale. Unless you want a blowjob. I can manage that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate fire guard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So useless can't do anything about being so useless

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m as useful as a fart in a hurricane….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swiss army knife multi fasciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inflatable dart board, but you only have real darts

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Useful? Hmmmm....

I do have many uses though

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

"Useful? Hmmmm....

I do have many uses though

Definitely have

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Useful? Hmmmm....

I do have many uses though

A fine purveyor of Jaffa cakes, for one

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Hmmm. I might be a decent socket wrench set. But the 10mm is missing. They always are.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I'm very useless at most things

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Useful? Hmmmm....

I do have many uses though

Definitely have"

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Useful? Hmmmm....

I do have many uses though

A fine purveyor of Jaffa cakes, for one

I shall bring you some posh m&s ones when I visit your new bungalow x

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

"Useful? Hmmmm....

I do have many uses though

Definitely have

Add?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm useful to the Chocolate ice cream factory

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Useful? Hmmmm....

I do have many uses though

A fine purveyor of Jaffa cakes, for one

I shall bring you some posh m&s ones when I visit your new bungalow x"

Yay!

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"On a scale of

As useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop

Swiss army knife

How useful are you? "

I'll go with hand brake in a canoe

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Neither use nor ornament at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As useful as a condom in a stud farm

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Neither use nor ornament at the moment

Pfft! You still look damn good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nun in a brothel

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A nun in a brothel "

That's somebody's kink!

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

"A nun in a brothel

That's somebody's kink! "

Priest probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nun in a brothel

That's somebody's kink! "

Oh lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A nun in a brothel

That's somebody's kink!

Priest probably "

That'll be 7 Hail Marys please

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

"A nun in a brothel

That's somebody's kink!

Priest probably

That'll be 7 Hail Marys please

7 is generous

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I can open jars

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

About as much use as a box of frogs

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"A nun in a brothel

That's somebody's kink! "

A right dirty habit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Useless as a plastic flower to a bee

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I actually classify myself to a Swiss army knife with hidden talents one tool can be used for many things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nun in a brothel

That's somebody's kink!

A right dirty habit

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A nun in a brothel

That's somebody's kink!

A right dirty habit

I see what you did there!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"A nun in a brothel

That's somebody's kink!

A right dirty habit

I see what you did there! "

Told you I had my uses

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

It all depends what you define as useful…

If you want quantum physics explained, I’m about as much use as a chocolate fire guard.

But I’m sure I have my uses where and when called upon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a Swiss Army knife, much rather have a Kukri

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My family would be lost without me.

I'm Ninja grade useful.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"My family would be lost without me.

I'm Ninja grade useful."

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Useful? Not sure on this. Can I do all my own DIY, car maintenance, useful house shizzle. Yep. Always.

Playful? Better definition. I just get the boring shit out of the way quickly and without fuss so I can enjoy the other stuff.

It makes my days better and more smiley. So I guess I’m like a 64 point Swiss Army knife with a leopard print sheath

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My family would be lost without me.

I'm Ninja grade useful."

15in1, a duo, or a simple single?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"My family would be lost without me.

I'm Ninja grade useful.

15in1, a duo, or a simple single? "

The full works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As useful as my oven now i have an air fryer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a lot more useful since I got an air fryer! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a lot more useful since I got an air fryer! x"

Haha i bet

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Cock flavoured lollipop sounds dreamy.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cock flavoured lollipop sounds dreamy.

Trust you...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Cock flavoured lollipop sounds dreamy.

I prefer a lollipop-flavoured cock. Cherry, if possible.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Cock flavoured lollipop sounds dreamy.

Trust you...

I'm sorry Kai. It's late. I'm a woman with a high libido so lower the tone I must.

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By *ertslady1984Woman
over a year ago

Herts

I'm about useful as a chocolate fire guard

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cock flavoured lollipop sounds dreamy.

Trust you...

I'm sorry Kai. It's late. I'm a woman with a high libido so lower the tone I must.

I forgive you. But only since its you.

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By *alvin.Man
over a year ago

Cork/Dublin

Having opposable thumbs is a useful thing. I can do all sorts of stuff. So I'm thinking thumb power makes me useful. But I Fuk most things up, notably cooking so my thumbs render me rather useless

My Dublin accent given to me my Birth and Geography comes in useful. So life swings in roundabouts. I talk a useful talk. But I walk a useless walk.

Great thread OP. Very useful...x

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Depends on the situation, I range from a leatherman multi tool, to a chocolate teapot.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Having opposable thumbs is a useful thing. I can do all sorts of stuff. So I'm thinking thumb power makes me useful. But I Fuk most things up, notably cooking so my thumbs render me rather useless

My Dublin accent given to me my Birth and Geography comes in useful. So life swings in roundabouts. I talk a useful talk. But I walk a useless walk.

Great thread OP. Very useful...x"

This one gets it!

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Ability to deliver what you need useful

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

About as useful as a solar powered touch.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Swiss army cock?!?

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

Would appear am as much use as a ashtray on a motorbike

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...

I'm as useful as a Swiss army knife. But my reliability is about on par with an ejector seat in the middle of a chinook helicopter...can always be relied upon to say or do something that makes a big mess.

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