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How does one make a FWB?

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By *ornyHumpyMan95 OP   Man
over a year ago

Prestatyn

So I'm willing to make a FWB with someone, but since I'm a fucking amateur at this , how does one make one?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Empty washing up bottles, PVA glue and some sticky back plastic.

….I think…

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

LH

Dating sites. Be clear and state your intentions from the off.

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I started with some play dough until I’d got the look just right, then it was a simple case of freezing it to make a mould and I went from there

And now you’re reading this thinking you sarcastic (insert swear word)

Honestly just make your intentions as to what you’re looking for clear. Socialise through the forums at clubs etc and then keep your fingers crossed. People are here for a variety of reasons and there’s no reason why you can’t meet someone looking for a similar arrangement

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"So I'm willing to make a FWB with someone, but since I'm a fucking amateur at this , how does one make one?"

Paper mache, some balloons, a couple of pairs of old tights filled with jelly and a photocopied headshot of your favourite celeb crush.

A

*according to 'a friend'.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step one: find an adult you like

Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension

Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular

Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"So I'm willing to make a FWB with someone, but since I'm a fucking amateur at this , how does one make one?"

Depends how ‘kit’ you want to go. You can just collect body parts and assemble everything, but that’s not really true to the concept. Regardless , you need to start with a good chassis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Step one: find an adult you like

Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension

Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular

Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 "

What about the new puss in boots?

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Step one: find an adult you like

Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension

Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular

Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 "

Bonk on the regular has now been added to my book of favourite quotations. I’m not sure coming from me it’d work (you on the other hand is a different story) but it’s worth a go

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Step one: find an adult you like

Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension

Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular

Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 "
Love Donkey! Hahaha

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Watch Weird Science for a how to guide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Step one: find an adult you like

Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension

Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular

Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2

What about the new puss in boots?"

I haven't fucking seen it yet but trust me I am desperately begging my partner to make time for it because it's supposed to be incredible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Step one: find an adult you like

Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension

Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular

Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2

Bonk on the regular has now been added to my book of favourite quotations. I’m not sure coming from me it’d work (you on the other hand is a different story) but it’s worth a go "

A regular bonk is a thing of beauty

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Step one: find an adult you like

Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension

Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular

Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 Love Donkey! Hahaha "

Making a love donkey is the second project. One thing at a time

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Contact the BBC and as for a segment on Blue Peter.

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By *ornyHumpyMan95 OP   Man
over a year ago

Prestatyn


"Step one: find an adult you like

Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension

Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular

Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 "

Sounds easy enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Step one: find an adult you like

Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension

Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular

Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2

What about the new puss in boots?

I haven't fucking seen it yet but trust me I am desperately begging my partner to make time for it because it's supposed to be incredible "

I watched it with you and had a mixed tango ice blast to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Step one: find an adult you like

Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension

Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular

Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 "

Chortles! Nailed it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm willing to make a FWB with someone, but since I'm a fucking amateur at this , how does one make one?"

Follow the recipe, in the airfryer 180 degrees, 25 mins...let stand for 10 to 15 mins, one Freshly made FWB

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"So I'm willing to make a FWB with someone, but since I'm a fucking amateur at this , how does one make one?

Paper mache, some balloons, a couple of pairs of old tights filled with jelly and a photocopied headshot of your favourite celeb crush.

A

*according to 'a friend'..... "

Forum challenge anyone?!

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Empty washing up bottles, PVA glue and some sticky back plastic.

….I think…"

Best answer ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Empty washing up bottles, PVA glue and some sticky back plastic.

….I think…"

Excellent, the Blue Peter approach.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Step one: find an adult you like

Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension

Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular

Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 Love Donkey! Hahaha

Making a love donkey is the second project. One thing at a time "
Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Step one: find an adult you like

Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension

Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular

Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 "

If this fails, I believe that Love Honey provide realistic blow up dolls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask politely

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Step one: find an adult you like

Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension

Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular

Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2

Bonk on the regular has now been added to my book of favourite quotations. I’m not sure coming from me it’d work (you on the other hand is a different story) but it’s worth a go

A regular bonk is a thing of beauty "

There’s no denying that it’s a wonderful stress relief, a fabulous form of exercise and the world seems such a brighter place after

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Subscribe to Netflix

Invest in cheap gin and crisps

install t!nder

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live


"So I'm willing to make a FWB with someone, but since I'm a fucking amateur at this , how does one make one?"

Move nearer to me

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By *ornyHumpyMan95 OP   Man
over a year ago

Prestatyn


"So I'm willing to make a FWB with someone, but since I'm a fucking amateur at this , how does one make one?

Move nearer to me "

If only that were possible

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Step one: find an adult you like

Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension

Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular

Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 "

Lemon's got the right idea....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Step one: find an adult you like

Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension

Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular

Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2

Lemon's got the right idea.... "

Too right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step 1 - pick your perfect mate

Step 2 - foot pump

Step 3 - she is now ready, enjoy.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

It's the same as making a BMW but with indicators.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Pringles tube, a bit of foam, and a rubber glove.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm willing to make a FWB with someone, but since I'm a fucking amateur at this , how does one make one?

Paper mache, some balloons, a couple of pairs of old tights filled with jelly and a photocopied headshot of your favourite celeb crush.

A

*according to 'a friend'..... "

As above but add a chipolata sausage if you require a male one...

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Have a good friend who is mutually attracted to you, occasionally spend time celebrating that friendship with sexual intimacy.

Remember. It's a Friendship With Benefits. Not a fuck buddy who cums and leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a good friend who is mutually attracted to you, occasionally spend time celebrating that friendship with sexual intimacy.

Remember. It's a Friendship With Benefits. Not a fuck buddy who cums and leaves "

The F first. Not the B.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember - it's as much about the benefits you can give as the benefits you want to get. It's a two way thing.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"Step one: find an adult you like

Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension

Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular

Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2

What about the new puss in boots?

I haven't fucking seen it yet but trust me I am desperately begging my partner to make time for it because it's supposed to be incredible "
its good... not as good as the original but good.

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