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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...erel living next to my allotment plot. It's ultra annoying and quite loud. What things in nature annoy you?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

People!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be people, with wasps a close second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww throw him a little worm and he will gobble it right up.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"...erel living next to my allotment plot. It's ultra annoying and quite loud. What things in nature annoy you?"

My old neighbours used to own chickens. One year they got a cockerel in for a fortnight, presumably to roger all the birds senseless.

Bastard used to start crowing at 5am. Mind you, I’d probably be crowing as well…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...erel living next to my allotment plot. It's ultra annoying and quite loud. What things in nature annoy you?"

Is an allotment plot natural?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In general, it's very hard to get upset with animals but sometimes pigeons, etc. shitting everywhere can be somewhat annoying.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

People

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Well as I reside close to farm's cow's mooing when they feel horny at stupid o clock

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"...erel living next to my allotment plot. It's ultra annoying and quite loud. What things in nature annoy you?

My old neighbours used to own chickens. One year they got a cockerel in for a fortnight, presumably to roger all the birds senseless.

Bastard used to start crowing at 5am. Mind you, I’d probably be crowing as well…"

It's late, my neighbor's used to start at 4:30am every morning until he built a shed for them

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Dog shit. Pick it up and take it home. Don't hang it in a tree in a plastic bag ffs

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"...erel living next to my allotment plot. It's ultra annoying and quite loud. What things in nature annoy you?"

Guys that moan about having a massive cock

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Midges, the horrid little buggers eat me alive whenever they see me.

There was a nocturnal cockerel on the allotments over the road when I first moved to this house. Noisy little sod used to cockadoodledo all through the night, never made a sound as soon as the sun came up

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Fucking Wood Pigeons... All that hoo hoooo hoo-ing in the morning waking me up. The buggers hound me everywhere I go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbish annoys me.. Sorry, too serious?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potholes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nettles. Why the hell do they exist

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Nettles. Why the hell do they exist

Wildlife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joggers who run at you

Dog walkers who can see their stupid unleashed pooch is annoying my dog (and my dog will destroy theirs if I let it off the lead)

Tourists dawdling along the pavement

Grumpy old man here, I could go on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peacocks

So loud at night ,I stayed in a country spa and the thing didn’t shut up!!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

fkn wasps.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"People!

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Middle lane hoggers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peacocks

So loud at night ,I stayed in a country spa and the thing didn’t shut up!!

We have peacocks

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Negative people & the fucking pigeon that I mistake for my little one crying every morning.

Mrs

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Aww throw him a little worm and he will gobble it right up.

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thats a turkey surely

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Oh and foxes. That noise they make when shagging at night. Living in inner London I always think that someone is being murdered in my back yard

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Oh and foxes. That noise they make when shagging at night. Living in inner London I always think that someone is being murdered in my back yard"

You hardly ever hear them in the countryside, or wood pigeons. Come and visit, its quite peaceful

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can't work out what the bird is that sings outside my house.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I can't work out what the bird is that sings outside my house.

That's Doris. She's hoping to join the choir....

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Oh and foxes. That noise they make when shagging at night. Living in inner London I always think that someone is being murdered in my back yard

You hardly ever hear them in the countryside, or wood pigeons. Come and visit, its quite peaceful

You say that now but if I were to move to the arse end of nowhere they would follow me to wake me at some ungodly hour with their cacophony. Be thankful I'm in sarf London innit!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Fucking Wood Pigeons... All that hoo hoooo hoo-ing in the morning waking me up. The buggers hound me everywhere I go

I hate pigeons too...I can't sit on a bench in the high road without them harrasing me and I'm not even eating anything...grrr.....

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Slugs.

They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people blast loud music in the middle of the night.. I can only assume they are animals so yes that's nature.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Fucking Wood Pigeons... All that hoo hoooo hoo-ing in the morning waking me up. The buggers hound me everywhere I go

Aww love them! I'm listening to one right now out there in my garden! Find it soothing x

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Oh and foxes. That noise they make when shagging at night. Living in inner London I always think that someone is being murdered in my back yard

You hardly ever hear them in the countryside, or wood pigeons. Come and visit, its quite peaceful

You say that now but if I were to move to the arse end of nowhere they would follow me to wake me at some ungodly hour with their cacophony. Be thankful I'm in sarf London innit! "

I can't believe its that noisy. I need to heatr it for myself

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"In general, it's very hard to get upset with animals but sometimes pigeons, etc. shitting everywhere can be somewhat annoying.

deffo pigeons aka "roofrats" lol

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Got to be people, with wasps a close second."

Everyone hates on wasps... I feel bad for the poor little guys.

They're just trying to make their way through this crazy world like all of us.

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Hull

Cuckoo’s, stuck up buggers.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"fkn wasps."

Poor wasps

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