FabSwingers.com forum: Biggest lies on fab

By *ablo2483 OP Man
over a year ago

Wherever I can get my kit off

Biggest lies on fab:

Straight

Can accommodate

Couple

Average

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(It's just for giggles. Don't get too wound up)

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Genuine

Nsa

Good looking

Anything “for hours”

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By *REEPALESTINEMan
over a year ago

derby

I’m single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want something regular

Height

Age

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every verification that includes “treat her with respect” or “Don't miss out on this one"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I prefer giving oral sex over receiving anything back whatsoever….

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By *nearthlyGirthMan
over a year ago

Wolves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer personality...

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Respectful

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By *ablo2483 OP Man
over a year ago

Wherever I can get my kit off

Hung

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

Female is "very bisexual"= never had any woman before

"Can accommodate" (in my shed/van/garage etc)

VWE (according to the can of Lynx/Sky remote, but actually nowhere near even 5 inch)

Man is "bi-curious"- similar to woman, never had any sexual contact with a man before but "a suck is a suck, no matter who does it" or he only pretends so can play with the lady from the couple

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Anything anywhere! I mean really!!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Biggest lies on fab:

Straight

Can accommodate

Couple

Average

Discuss

(It's just for giggles. Don't get too wound up)

Their photos obvs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get 1000s of messages a day…..

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

Forgot "will meet a 99 year old"- really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’ve read your profile”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personality is much more attractive than looks. …

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By *nearthlyGirthMan
over a year ago

Wolves

Definitely 'genuine' for me!

Haha not to say that everybody who uses it is a liar... but it is certainly the most frustrating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m leaving fab and not coming back!!……

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By *ablo2483 OP Man
over a year ago

Wherever I can get my kit off

Heading to the gym

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I (a male) can lick for hours = whenever my tongue touches a clit I explode and fall asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fussy

Quality

Classy

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By *amyrrefMan
over a year ago

dundee

I’m not an attention seeker , but here I am ( them not me ) posting yet another totally pointless but self absorbed daily post for the umpteenth time.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Non Smoker.

Won’t meet smokers… then you bump into them at a social event in the smoking area with a cigarette or vape in their hand.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Appearance

Age

Single

Sexuality

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Every verification that includes “treat her with respect” or “Don't miss out on this one""

This with bells on and more bells…

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Can lick for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age. …42…

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m a doctor who can cum 10,000 litres. That tastes like with sprinkles on.

The mr

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By *ongLeggyLadyWoman
over a year ago

Bucks

6’ tall and when I meet them I taller than them ??

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Safe sex only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've read your profile

Single

Age

Can accommodate

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

Can’t send my face pic as I’m a professional

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Been on before and was successful but back again and need help

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

I would love you to fuck my wife or gf ??

All imaginary ones of course

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

You are the hottest/most stunning/sexiest* woman on here/I have ever seen*

* delete as appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14 inches

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Partner knows but doesn't want to get involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Athletic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. Many a pages to look through yet.

Lieing is way more common, than telling the truth!

Its an affliction of the heart.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sydney University

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Biggest lies on fab:

Straight

Can accommodate

Couple

Average

Discuss

(It's just for giggles. Don't get too wound up)

I don’t smoke,but in clubs can see they actually do

makes me giggle a bit

Mrs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

You are a goddess

No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I will sit on your face if I can have your Netflix’s password

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Professional couple/man/lady, like the rest of of us are idiots and unprofessional

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I'm a bisexual woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a social … no pressue

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"You are a goddess

No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway

I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Honest... When they're not single and their partner doesn't know

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Here's a recent photo

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By *enuinecpl101Couple
over a year ago

Co armagh

Genuine..... A female profile with 5 veris that turned out to be a bloke!! Brutal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safe sex only.

We only play together not separately (for couples).

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Anywhere

Will reply to all messages.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Might get burned at the stake for this but women not liking hundreds of messages.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You are a goddess

No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway

I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit

Tbh girlfriend. If you can smell it before you open the message it’s likely to be BS. Makes me laugh like Sid James

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Safe sex only.

We only play together not separately (for couples).

And then they both have single profiles...

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"You are a goddess

No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway

I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit

Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size and looks unimportant yeah if that's right I'd be in a clunge Fest hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might get burned at the stake for this but women not liking hundreds of messages. "

Women saying they get 100s of messages a day....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Might get burned at the stake for this but women not liking hundreds of messages. "

Burn him burn him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty feet

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By *andC1000Couple
over a year ago

Ashford

"Safe sex only.

We only play together not separately (for couples).

And then they both have single profiles... "

That or one side still playing away secretly

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Single

But…

Can’t accommodate

Only available weekday daytime

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Great oral skills, whoever told her that just meant she never shuts up

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Curvy

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Might get burned at the stake for this but women not liking hundreds of messages.

Women saying they get 100s of messages a day...."

Well yeah, that too

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Great oral skills, whoever told her that just meant she never shuts up

Me me!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"You are a goddess

No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway

I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit

Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!"

See? Bullshit

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I can last for hours

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You are a goddess

No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway

I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit

Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!

See? Bullshit

He’s absolutely goddamn full of it

And he was grumpy this morning

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Great oral skills, whoever told her that just meant she never shuts up

Me me!

Awww…. maybe there’s exceptions

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"You are a goddess

No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway

I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit

Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!

See? Bullshit

He’s absolutely goddamn full of it

And he was grumpy this morning

Wasn’t he just!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"You are a goddess

No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway

I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit

Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!

See? Bullshit

He’s absolutely goddamn full of it

And he was grumpy this morning

Watch it ladies or I’ll need to take you both in hand!

I was grumpy but I’m happier now because you all cheered me up

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"You are a goddess

No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway

I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit

Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!

See? Bullshit

He’s absolutely goddamn full of it

And he was grumpy this morning

Watch it ladies or I’ll need to take you both in hand!

I was grumpy but I’m happier now because you all cheered me up

Good luck with that

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"You are a goddess

No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway

I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit

Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!

See? Bullshit

He’s absolutely goddamn full of it

And he was grumpy this morning

Watch it ladies or I’ll need to take you both in hand!

I was grumpy but I’m happier now because you all cheered me up

Good luck with that

Sounds like a challenge to me

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

'Male only online tonight'

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You are a goddess

No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway

I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit

Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!

See? Bullshit

He’s absolutely goddamn full of it

And he was grumpy this morning

Watch it ladies or I’ll need to take you both in hand!

I was grumpy but I’m happier now because you all cheered me up

Good luck with that

Sounds like a challenge to me

Trust me when I say this. Try to take one of us on. You will lose. Try to take both of us on. You must be mad

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Height

Body type

Serial technique

Hygiene

You know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I promise I won't block you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife and I"...

*turns out in fact, to not be his wife after all*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Biggest lies on fab:

Straight

Can accommodate

Couple

Average

Discuss

(It's just for giggles. Don't get too wound up)

Xxl

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"You are a goddess

No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway

I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit

Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!

See? Bullshit

He’s absolutely goddamn full of it

And he was grumpy this morning

Watch it ladies or I’ll need to take you both in hand!

I was grumpy but I’m happier now because you all cheered me up

Good luck with that

Sounds like a challenge to me

Trust me when I say this. Try to take one of us on. You will lose. Try to take both of us on. You must be mad

Now you see that just gives me the horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new one I have found lots of men using is "I'm moving to your area for work in the next few weeks and would like to make friends before I get there." 6 months later they send you the same message.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Might get burned at the stake for this but women not liking hundreds of messages.

Burn him burn him

I'm happy to Martyr myself for this!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I promise I won't block you....

Blocked

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Might get burned at the stake for this but women not liking hundreds of messages.

Burn him burn him

I'm happy to Martyr myself for this!

Are you Joan of Arc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lie but I never get why people who message you say

“Have you got any face pics ? “ but they don’t send theirs ….

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

drama free

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Great oral skills, whoever told her that just meant she never shuts up

Shhhh, I told you not to tell everyone that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every verification that includes “treat her with respect” or “Don't miss out on this one""

And normally start with "well what can I say about this one"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I promise I won't block you....

Blocked "

There is a god n he does listen, im tied of you bombarding me with pics of your quim out

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By *ove2lick27Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Totally agree

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"I promise I won't block you....

Blocked

There is a god n he does listen, im tied of you bombarding me with pics of your quim out

He didn’t listen to me, I’ve been asking for those pics and not received one yet

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I promise I won't block you....

Blocked

There is a god n he does listen, im tied of you bombarding me with pics of your quim out

I’ll send my bum hole when I unblock you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I promise I won't block you....

Blocked

There is a god n he does listen, im tied of you bombarding me with pics of your quim out

He didn’t listen to me, I’ve been asking for those pics and not received one yet

Your wish is my command

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I promise I won't block you....

Blocked

There is a god n he does listen, im tied of you bombarding me with pics of your quim out

He didn’t listen to me, I’ve been asking for those pics and not received one yet

I'll have a word with him/her for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VWE male.

Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine

Nsa

Good looking

Anything “for hours”"

You can set the timer!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Genuine

Nsa

Good looking

Anything “for hours”

You can set the timer!

Egg timer?

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Every verification that includes “treat her with respect” or “Don't miss out on this one""

Cackle. Tis me!! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine

Nsa

Good looking

Anything “for hours”

You can set the timer!

Egg timer?

Depends! Runny or hard?

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By *ertslady1984Woman
over a year ago

Herts

Not pushy had a few who where very pushy.

Real gent but rude when I can't meet at the drop of a hat.

Read your complete profile and hasn't lol

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"I promise I won't block you....

Blocked

There is a god n he does listen, im tied of you bombarding me with pics of your quim out

He didn’t listen to me, I’ve been asking for those pics and not received one yet

I'll have a word with him/her for you

Cheers pal I appreciate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I promise I won't block you....

Blocked

There is a god n he does listen, im tied of you bombarding me with pics of your quim out

He didn’t listen to me, I’ve been asking for those pics and not received one yet

I'll have a word with him/her for you

Cheers pal I appreciate it

Not promising out though

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Genuine

Nsa

Good looking

Anything “for hours”

You can set the timer!

Egg timer?

Depends! Runny or hard? "

Eggs…. Runny

Other things…. Should not be runny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine

Nsa

Good looking

Anything “for hours”

You can set the timer!

Egg timer?

Depends! Runny or hard?

Eggs…. Runny

Other things…. Should not be runny

Like?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Genuine

Nsa

Good looking

Anything “for hours”

You can set the timer!

Egg timer?

Depends! Runny or hard?

Eggs…. Runny

Other things…. Should not be runny

Like?

Noses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine

Nsa

Good looking

Anything “for hours”

You can set the timer!

Egg timer?

Depends! Runny or hard?

Eggs…. Runny

Other things…. Should not be runny

Like?

Noses

Poo!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Genuine

Nsa

Good looking

Anything “for hours”

You can set the timer!

Egg timer?

Depends! Runny or hard?

Eggs…. Runny

Other things…. Should not be runny

Like?

Noses

Poo!

Eewwww

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I promise I won't block you....

Blocked

There is a god n he does listen, im tied of you bombarding me with pics of your quim out

He didn’t listen to me, I’ve been asking for those pics and not received one yet

I'll have a word with him/her for you

Cheers pal I appreciate it

Not promising out though

Him or her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I promise I won't block you....

Blocked

There is a god n he does listen, im tied of you bombarding me with pics of your quim out

He didn’t listen to me, I’ve been asking for those pics and not received one yet

I'll have a word with him/her for you

Cheers pal I appreciate it

Not promising out though

Him or her?

Now your asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“My wife would love to see me with another woman!!!”

Except the profile is a single bloke !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I’ve read your profile”

And have had several private messages from guys proving my point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safe sex only no exceptions, then their photos and videos have various different unprotected shenanigans haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I promise I won't bring my dad this time....fall for it every time

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

My threads

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My threads"

^^ not all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko is

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

Stories and fantasies thread gotta be up there

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Fab to fuck pics - surely there is some trade description act breaching going on

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

People lie!?

No, surely not.

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

"Sydney University "

This one really gets to me. None of these disclaimers mean a thing and fab actually ask you NOT to put them on your profile as they take up space and are pointless. One person puts it and others copy it like sheep. Lol.

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By *ingah90Woman
over a year ago

plymouth

I'll make you cum with my tongue.

It's only a social.

We can just meet at mine, I'm not creepy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"personality over looks"

Verifications from only the "looks" side

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I'm genuine

I always smell nice

I love giving- I think I prefer it to receiving

Not looking for one-offs

My favourite is;

I'm new on here.

No, you're not. You've approached me on 4 different profiles & think I won't notice the same manky pics??

Eejits!!!

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Profiles saying hung and males messaging saying they have a misses

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'll ruin you and break the bed

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray

Genuine and honest, then tells you they are married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabulous"

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...

When a profile has a vague age range

"Looking for men 18-99"

Also, same profile when you wink,

"This user had blocked your sex"

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By *undayGirl 69Woman
over a year ago

Coalville

I will ruin you.

No u won’t.

We are part of a couple…

No you’re not!

My fave today… same profile 2 days apart. 1 introduces himself as Jim

The Other John.

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By *undayGirl 69Woman
over a year ago

Coalville

"I'll ruin you and break the bed "

Along with, you’ll never have met one like me before… yeah righto.

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By *an25Man
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Won't chat to anyone without face pic or pics but have no pics themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to meet…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That personality is everything. Everyone needs some attraction for the rat to slip up their wet drain pipe.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

'Not looking to work my way through the site ...'

...but won't do just a social first, and regular fresh veris detailing sex each from different folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvy "

+1. Often translates to obese.

In terms of frequency, it's a lie on par with guys being "straight"

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By *ristinapinkWoman
over a year ago

Staines-upon-Thames

single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight not just fab straight, then pics that prove differently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open minded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There ain't no cliques

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By *ablo2483 OP Man
over a year ago

Wherever I can get my kit off

Male will meet first

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Rename Fab to Fib!

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

""personality over looks"

Verifications from only the "looks" side"

I mean they could have been lucky enough to only meet people with fantastic personalities, who just happen to also look like models.

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)

Location - "Nearby"

They are NEVER nearby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for that elusive FWB...

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By *ove2lick27Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Athletic but their picture says otherwise. A pair of tits that belong to a size 22

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Love you long time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Female is "very bisexual"= never had any woman before

"Can accommodate" (in my shed/van/garage etc)

VWE (according to the can of Lynx/Sky remote, but actually nowhere near even 5 inch)

Man is "bi-curious"- similar to woman, never had any sexual contact with a man before but "a suck is a suck, no matter who does it" or he only pretends so can play with the lady from the couple

What is considered VWE? That is the question….

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

The guy who's worth £9.5 million

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I’ve read your profile”

I just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6’ tall and when I meet them I taller than them ?? "

Ah…but are you wearing heels when you meet them? Because at 5’11 + your heels you would be over 6’

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Forgetting you're married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgetting you're married

Haha that's so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine, reliable, honest, single

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By *urseitCouple
over a year ago

westerham

I’m a BULL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Athletic but their picture says otherwise. A pair of tits that belong to a size 22"

To be fair shotputters are classed as athletes.

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By *urseitCouple
over a year ago

westerham

O and ones that say can’t accom or Travel WTF how does one meet then?

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By *urseitCouple
over a year ago

westerham

O and ones that say can’t accom or Travel WTF how does one meet then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight

Couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Athletic but their picture says otherwise. A pair of tits that belong to a size 22

To be fair shotputters are classed as athletes. "

Athletic brain!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"O and ones that say can’t accom or Travel WTF how does one meet then?"

Meet behind bins at Lidl or someone gives them a lift to the clubs but I don’t know I’m just a single guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"O and ones that say can’t accom or Travel WTF how does one meet then?"

Exactly! No effort im mind.

I have done so, and still would for the like minded involved! Travel and accom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what someone actually wants

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Female half not meeting.... just male .

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By *lipperywhenwet07Couple
over a year ago

llanelli

Age

Proffesional

Wife not playing at moment

Was on before loads of verifies

I get 1000s of messages!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who say they are only attracted to black men.

Why are they all married to white men then.

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

“Hi, my husband is in your area tonight and I want to find someone to play with him”

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By *hatBeardedChapMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Oo what about the guy having 1 litre cum shots..that one gave me a chuckle

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By *iscreetMan_UKMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Verifications from one straight man to another straight man saying “Ladies, don’t miss out on this one, met him for coffee and he is a right good one”

They’re either trading verifications or trading blow jobs.

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