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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? " Cackle. that's not from me. That's the noise from my previous supervising legal advisors, solicitors and barristers. 
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"Nope. You were stoopid enough to swop a good toaster in the first place
Buy a new toaster."It was too big, i moved houses. I even guilt tripped her saying it was a gift from My ex and has memories of love and breakfast and has semi mental value, but she just says nope - fuck off. | |||
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"Replace. At least then both get to keep a good toaster. Shame on them for trading a shitty toaster though. I'd push for extra compensation but only if you include a classic compo pic of you pointing toward the shitty toaster" Grrrr…. I just tried fixing it with a fork and now the music stopped on Alexa and all the sockets stopped working. I really don’t know what to do. This days going from bad to worse  | |||
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"Nope. You were stoopid enough to swop a good toaster in the first place
Buy a new toaster.
It was too big, i moved houses. I even guilt tripped her saying it was a gift from
My ex and has memories of love and breakfast and has semi mental value, but she just says nope - fuck off. "Nah... If you were that attached to it you would never have let the toaster out of your sight. Buy a new one. | |||
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? " On the face of it, you made a fair swap with no grounds for changing your mind. However, if there was strict understanding that her toaster was in working condition, then you have grounds for asking her to return your toaster. Think of it like buying something off ebay. Once you bid and win, then you are obliged to go through with the deal, unless the condition of the item is not as advertised or is misleading in some other way. In either case, if possible, examination of the item should have occured prior to purchase. | |||
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? " Why on earth did you swap toasters?! | |||
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? " How did the toaster break? Was it a natural death (wear and tear) or did you d*unkenly mistake it for a blender and attempt to make cocktails in it one night? Important detail. It would definitely impact my assessment on whether you should get the old one back. A | |||
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? Why on earth did you swap toasters?! " So it’s big and I had limited space - microwave , coffee grinder, coffee machine just wasn’t practical to have a massive toaster on there too but now I have redesigned and made a coffee station in the dining room | |||
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"Have you tried reaching out to her customer cervix department?" Many many times, all the way to the top ! The cervixing department is very responsive to all my demands except this one  | |||
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? How did the toaster break? Was it a natural death (wear and tear) or did you d*unkenly mistake it for a blender and attempt to make cocktails in it one night? Important detail. It would definitely impact my assessment on whether you should get the old one back. A" So a cinnamon and raisin bagel broke and was on fire, so I do what any sensible person would and retrieved the burning piece with a fork, without interrupting the tanning of the other bagel bits. There was a minor ‘event’ like some lit a sparkler, the lights went dim and my tongue went a bit numb and it’s never been the sane since. It’s probably a design fault or something | |||
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? " you gave it to her you didnt lend it to her, your words, so judge judy would say tough its not yours anymore | |||
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"Why has Meli got your toaster?" It’s not Meli, she is far too posh for my toaster | |||
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? you gave it to her you didnt lend it to her, your words, so judge judy would say tough its not yours anymore "Diddbt give it we swapped. In Zambia we would call this an ex-barter arrangement, it has legal status just like a sale | |||
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? you gave it to her you didnt lend it to her, your words, so judge judy would say tough its not yours anymore
Diddbt give it we swapped. In Zambia we would call this an ex-barter arrangement, it has legal status just like a sale"lol hey its in your words, " you swapped it" with the anonymous person, so i assume the swap didn't work out your end  | |||
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"Why has Meli got your toaster? It’s not Meli, she is far too posh for my toaster " Interesting. So Meli may be in the market for someone elses toaster? Good to know!  | |||
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? How did the toaster break? Was it a natural death (wear and tear) or did you d*unkenly mistake it for a blender and attempt to make cocktails in it one night? Important detail. It would definitely impact my assessment on whether you should get the old one back. A So a cinnamon and raisin bagel broke and was on fire, so I do what any sensible person would and retrieved the burning piece with a fork, without interrupting the tanning of the other bagel bits. There was a minor ‘event’ like some lit a sparkler, the lights went dim and my tongue went a bit numb and it’s never been the sane since. It’s probably a design fault or something " A design fault in your tongue?! Or a bit higher? 
I’d suggest meeting with the customer cervix dept (bravo btw Nero). Then, halfway through negotiations, when she’s goes out the back to “check something”, grab the toaster and make like a greyhound. | |||
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"Replace. At least then both get to keep a good toaster. Shame on them for trading a shitty toaster though. I'd push for extra compensation but only if you include a classic compo pic of you pointing toward the shitty toaster Grrrr…. I just tried fixing it with a fork and now the music stopped on Alexa and all the sockets stopped working. I really don’t know what to do. This days going from bad to worse "I need to get popcorn now.  | |||
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? Why on earth did you swap toasters?! So it’s big and I had limited space - microwave , coffee grinder, coffee machine just wasn’t practical to have a massive toaster on there too but now I have redesigned and made a coffee station in the dining room " | |||
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? How did the toaster break? Was it a natural death (wear and tear) or did you d*unkenly mistake it for a blender and attempt to make cocktails in it one night? Important detail. It would definitely impact my assessment on whether you should get the old one back. A So a cinnamon and raisin bagel broke and was on fire, so I do what any sensible person would and retrieved the burning piece with a fork, without interrupting the tanning of the other bagel bits. There was a minor ‘event’ like some lit a sparkler, the lights went dim and my tongue went a bit numb and it’s never been the sane since. It’s probably a design fault or something A design fault in your tongue?! Or a bit higher?
I’d suggest meeting with the customer cervix dept (bravo btw Nero). Then, halfway through negotiations, when she’s goes out the back to “check something”, grab the toaster and make like a greyhound."I'm trying not to roll out of my chair laughing. | |||
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? How did the toaster break? Was it a natural death (wear and tear) or did you d*unkenly mistake it for a blender and attempt to make cocktails in it one night? Important detail. It would definitely impact my assessment on whether you should get the old one back. A So a cinnamon and raisin bagel broke and was on fire, so I do what any sensible person would and retrieved the burning piece with a fork, without interrupting the tanning of the other bagel bits. There was a minor ‘event’ like some lit a sparkler, the lights went dim and my tongue went a bit numb and it’s never been the sane since. It’s probably a design fault or something " Oh my days you are a silly sausage
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? How did the toaster break? Was it a natural death (wear and tear) or did you d*unkenly mistake it for a blender and attempt to make cocktails in it one night? Important detail. It would definitely impact my assessment on whether you should get the old one back. A So a cinnamon and raisin bagel broke and was on fire, so I do what any sensible person would and retrieved the burning piece with a fork, without interrupting the tanning of the other bagel bits. There was a minor ‘event’ like some lit a sparkler, the lights went dim and my tongue went a bit numb and it’s never been the sane since. It’s probably a design fault or something " You are lucky you didnt get an electric shick, sounds like you shirted it out with the fork.Never put anything metal in a toaster when its on | |||
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"Why has Meli got your toaster? It’s not Meli, she is far too posh for my toaster Interesting. So Meli may be in the market for someone elses toaster? Good to know! "If you happen to install a toaster can you please retrieve my hoodie , book and lighter. Much appreciated | |||
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? How did the toaster break? Was it a natural death (wear and tear) or did you d*unkenly mistake it for a blender and attempt to make cocktails in it one night? Important detail. It would definitely impact my assessment on whether you should get the old one back. A So a cinnamon and raisin bagel broke and was on fire, so I do what any sensible person would and retrieved the burning piece with a fork, without interrupting the tanning of the other bagel bits. There was a minor ‘event’ like some lit a sparkler, the lights went dim and my tongue went a bit numb and it’s never been the sane since. It’s probably a design fault or something " Ah. So basically it's forked. At least you didn't throw a bowl of water over it. That might have been dangerous. Given those circumstances I'd say you're just gonna have to bite the bullet and buy a new one. Or.....just plug it in, wait til it catches fire and then just use a fork to hold a piece of bread in front of the flames.
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? " I’m not an expert OP but it just sounds like you’re being tight
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"Why has Meli got your toaster? It’s not Meli, she is far too posh for my toaster Interesting. So Meli may be in the market for someone elses toaster? Good to know!
If you happen to install a toaster can you please retrieve my hoodie , book and lighter. Much appreciated "Deal, as long as I can keep any money I find in the pockets? | |||
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? How did the toaster break? Was it a natural death (wear and tear) or did you d*unkenly mistake it for a blender and attempt to make cocktails in it one night? Important detail. It would definitely impact my assessment on whether you should get the old one back. A So a cinnamon and raisin bagel broke and was on fire, so I do what any sensible person would and retrieved the burning piece with a fork, without interrupting the tanning of the other bagel bits. There was a minor ‘event’ like some lit a sparkler, the lights went dim and my tongue went a bit numb and it’s never been the sane since. It’s probably a design fault or something Oh my days you are a silly sausage
I have no advice, but its an entertaining thread "He nearly was a BBQ'd sausage. | |||
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"Sounds like a case for Judge Judy  "Me on Youtube just now. Top 20 Times Judge Judy Owned People in Court It's not looking good MrHotNott | |||
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? " I'd say... Tough toast. It was swapped as seen. Caveat emptor and all that | |||
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"In future try before you buy. Always good to know that what you are taking home is in full working order" Does this apply to condoms...asking for a Friend...while I'm in Boots | |||
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"Why has Meli got your toaster? It’s not Meli, she is far too posh for my toaster Interesting. So Meli may be in the market for someone elses toaster? Good to know!
If you happen to install a toaster can you please retrieve my hoodie , book and lighter. Much appreciated
Deal, as long as I can keep any money I find in the pockets?"Erm no deal. That hoodie is mine now bar the odd loaning out to refresh the Eau De Man scent. | |||
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"Sounds like a case for Judge Judy
Me on Youtube just now.
Top 20 Times Judge Judy Owned People in Court
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"Why has Meli got your toaster? It’s not Meli, she is far too posh for my toaster Interesting. So Meli may be in the market for someone elses toaster? Good to know!
If you happen to install a toaster can you please retrieve my hoodie , book and lighter. Much appreciated
Deal, as long as I can keep any money I find in the pockets?
Erm no deal. That hoodie is mine now bar the odd loaning out to refresh the Eau De Man scent. "WTF - Im your hoodie-cuckold-man-bitch now ? Somethings gone seriously wrong in this friendship. Do you have a spare toaster I could ‘borrow’ ? | |||
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"Legal experts….This toaster is broken, I swapped my toaster for this one, with someone on this forum. My old toaster still works perfectly as it has a lifetime guarantee I won’t name her but she is being mean and won’t swap back. I’m in the right yeah ? She should give me my toaster back or replace it ? you gave it to her you didnt lend it to her, your words, so judge judy would say tough its not yours anymore "English law. Anything given can be taken. You didn’t give it, you swapped it this is “consideration”. You have a contract. Caveat emptor applies (buyer beware) You're stuffed. You can’t get it back unless you prove she tricked you in to accepting faulty goods. Good luck with that. | |||
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