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If you were king/queen for a day.

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By *hagTonight OP   Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

What would you do? I would work on improving the lives of my citizens. I would make sure that everyone had access to basic needs, like food, health care and education, also to end poverty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

End poverty in one day? Ambitious

I'd lie in my boudoir being fed peeled grapes by a naked Shemar Moore

It's a self-care day

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Adorn myself nekkid in all my jewels and summon the young bucks for some servicing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my partner discuss this a lot. I would capture a group of vikings and make them serve me

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I'd be able to say 'give me 10 minutes, I am going to sit on the throne'.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Start a mass execution of people I didn't like and stick there heads on spikes surrounding my castle walls..

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"What would you do? I would work on improving the lives of my citizens. I would make sure that everyone had access to basic needs, like food, health care and education, also to end poverty "

Make a certain someones life absolute hell for my own entertainment!

Royalty have the best dungeons!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’d wake up thinking “hmm, how much can I really achieve in one day?”, have a lie in, lose two hours on the fab forums, go for brunch at one of my usual haunts wearing my crown (the whole time), take some new royal fab pictures and lose another two hours in the forums.

I’d probably arrange two evening parties. One for my friends for a right royal rambunctious dinner in the castle. The other a fantastic orgy with all the women I fancy on this site, involving several royal rogerings and releases.

Fall asleep with just a crown and a smile. Good day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d probably spend all day trying to decide what to do, and then lose my turn

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I’d annex Brittany. Claim the rights of my ‘work’ ancestors and move over there.

Come tomorrow I’m no longer king but I’ve got a beautiful cottage looking out over the rolling hills, bocage and coasts.

Just need a queen consort to join me??

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Have a massive banquet complete with a court jester…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would abolish the monarchy. Your welcome.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I be like a glorious monarch of old and order beheadings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Execute order 66

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the world ready a black royal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a bank transfer from the King's fund into my savings then I'd book a nice holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be like a glorious monarch of old and order beheadings? "

Can I join you? I may or may not already have a list...

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Bring back corporal punishment

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Can I be like a glorious monarch of old and order beheadings?

Can I join you? I may or may not already have a list..."

Absolutely! I propose multiple executioners as it’s going to be a busy day….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be like a glorious monarch of old and order beheadings?

Can I join you? I may or may not already have a list..."

Did I make the list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pawn the crown jewels.

Then have a shop in Harrods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be like a glorious monarch of old and order beheadings?

Can I join you? I may or may not already have a list...

Did I make the list?"

I have multiple lists for different things.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Ride naked through the streets of London on horseback. Shouting “ look at my invisible clothes”

The mr

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Abolish the monarchy- you’ve peaked, so it’s down hill from me onwards… viva la republica!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Bring back corporal punishment "

And reinstate Sargent Spanky Pants?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Can I be like a glorious monarch of old and order beheadings?

Can I join you? I may or may not already have a list..."

I may or may not have already started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if King Charles has ever knocked out a crafty tug over Kate

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I would line up and imprison a very large portion off the MPs who are at Parliament and put all their expenses etc back into public funds along with making sure their behind bars for a very long time and can never return into position off powers..

Even have some off them publicly shamed as they are marched over to prison..

I would also imprison a load off judges and shady solicitors who get joke suspended sentences along with some off the shady fuckers in the crown prosecution service..

Throw in some extortionate energy firm

Bosses and military industrial complex heads in their too who thrive off misery and profit off other peoples misfortunes

Along with some tabloid journalists I’d make sure would never see the light off day again and news agencies would be shut down..

I would also have the most despicable and heinous off criminals who commit certain unspeakable crimes or are just a dangerous predatory threat to human life/crimes against humanity they have committed be executed..

As for just generally shit behaved people who have made a life or living or gotten away with walking over and making peoples lives a misery or in just general being total piles off dog shit I would have them thrown in a dark hole some where..

Think career criminals or ultra rich one percenters or just anything in between think you’re garden variety everyday POS to you’re A listers I.e. heads off industries or big time players

In short it’s safe to say I would more then likely be a tyrannical king or a dictator BUT if that’s what it takes to purge or wash away all the scum that has festered for so long then so be it sometimes it takes a mean tyrant to keep the scum in check..

I would try to do some good things too but I would be obsessively consumed in my quest to purge the undesirables from the land

In the end I’d probably be assassinated Julius Caesar style but it would be worth it I could die with an evil smile on my face while doing a maniacal laugh

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm already a queen. Job done.

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By *hagTonight OP   Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"End poverty in one day? Ambitious

I'd lie in my boudoir being fed peeled grapes by a naked Shemar Moore

It's a self-care day "
quote]Yes it is ambitious too, it would be like a magic wand, where people would experience a life without poverty, that self care day is good too

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"I wonder if King Charles has ever knocked out a crafty tug over Kate "

I think Andrew is more likely, but she’s a bit too old for him

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

If I was King for the day, I'd change the law so I am always King from there on out.

I would become mad with power.

Heads would roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was King for the day, I'd change the law so I am always King from there on out.

I would become mad with power.

Heads would roll "

I was about to say that myself too! Why would anybody who gets absolute power for a day not use that day to put in place laws and edicts to entrench that power for much longer than a day?

Fully agree. I'd do the bloody same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would line up and imprison a very large portion off the MPs who are at Parliament and put all their expenses etc back into public funds along with making sure their behind bars for a very long time and can never return into position off powers..

Even have some off them publicly shamed as they are marched over to prison..

I would also imprison a load off judges and shady solicitors who get joke suspended sentences along with some off the shady fuckers in the crown prosecution service..

Throw in some extortionate energy firm

Bosses and military industrial complex heads in their too who thrive off misery and profit off other peoples misfortunes

Along with some tabloid journalists I’d make sure would never see the light off day again and news agencies would be shut down..

I would also have the most despicable and heinous off criminals who commit certain unspeakable crimes or are just a dangerous predatory threat to human life/crimes against humanity they have committed be executed..

As for just generally shit behaved people who have made a life or living or gotten away with walking over and making peoples lives a misery or in just general being total piles off dog shit I would have them thrown in a dark hole some where..

Think career criminals or ultra rich one percenters or just anything in between think you’re garden variety everyday POS to you’re A listers I.e. heads off industries or big time players

In short it’s safe to say I would more then likely be a tyrannical king or a dictator BUT if that’s what it takes to purge or wash away all the scum that has festered for so long then so be it sometimes it takes a mean tyrant to keep the scum in check..

I would try to do some good things too but I would be obsessively consumed in my quest to purge the undesirables from the land

In the end I’d probably be assassinated Julius Caesar style but it would be worth it I could die with an evil smile on my face while doing a maniacal laugh "

You would not be a Caesar. You'd be a Sulla. Caesar cared about being loved by the plebs. Sulla straight up gave no fucks, became Roman dictator twice, won the wars and purges he was involved in, and retired thereafter with no repercussions.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"

You would not be a Caesar. You'd be a Sulla. Caesar cared about being loved by the plebs. Sulla straight up gave no fucks, became Roman dictator twice, won the wars and purges he was involved in, and retired thereafter with no repercussions. "

Hmmm fair enough I stand corrected from a historical point bravo sir ..

I suppose that makes more sense what you described but knowing my luck some treasonous wretches in my ranks would plot and conspire against me to overthrow me…

Hence trying to assassinate me the way Julius was, unless off course I catch them first and get them to sing like canaries to admit their guilt after some ahem….”enhanced interrogation” is used by my specialist minions to get them to spill all the information I need..

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Get the ladies on here to reply to their messages from me

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By *hagTonight OP   Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"Adorn myself nekkid in all my jewels and summon the young bucks for some servicing "
That sounds good to me

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By *hagTonight OP   Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"I'd be able to say 'give me 10 minutes, I am going to sit on the throne'. "
That is good

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By *hagTonight OP   Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"Me and my partner discuss this a lot. I would capture a group of vikings and make them serve me "
We also sometimes talk about it, that is a good thing too you would do

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

In all honesty being royal sadly has no sway and sadly very little power to change anything.

They tend to leave that to the muppets in Westminster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dissolve the monarchy.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Dissolve the monarchy."

What she said.

Obviously take all my money though.

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