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By *hogun300 OP Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Have lettuce for hair or cucumbers for arms? Tough question but one that needs asked.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

After careful contemplation on this, I have opted for the lettuce hair. No need for shampoo ever again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,ll have lettuce for hair...

My hair doesn't do anything except hang there looking limp

Besides I like cucumber and if I got peckish I might nibble my cucumber arms....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lettuce hair.

Arms needed for lots of functions, hair not so much

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By *hogun300 OP Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"I,ll have lettuce for hair...

My hair doesn't do anything except hang there looking limp

Besides I like cucumber and if I got peckish I might nibble my cucumber arms...."

This would be a worry.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cucumber arms would be ok for a bit of self-love but not a lot else so I'm going for lettuce hair. I'm not sure how well it will hold out after a bit of pulling though

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By *hogun300 OP Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"After careful contemplation on this, I have opted for the lettuce hair. No need for shampoo ever again

A rabbit could nibble it shorter if facied a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lettuce for hair. It’s falling out anyway so I’ll only have to put up with it for a few more years.

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By *hogun300 OP Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"Cucumber arms would be ok for a bit of self-love but not a lot else so I'm going for lettuce hair. I'm not sure how well it will hold out after a bit of pulling though

Would need to be a full cucumber.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"After careful contemplation on this, I have opted for the lettuce hair. No need for shampoo ever again

But think of the slugs

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Lettuce for hair. It’s falling out anyway so I’ll only have to put up with it for a few more years."

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Lettuce pray to God. †

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lettuce for hair. It’s falling out anyway so I’ll only have to put up with it for a few more years.

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Lettuce pray to God. †

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Hopefully the hair god. Or a Turkish surgeon.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Have lettuce for hair or cucumbers for arms? Tough question but one that needs asked. "

Very tough one. Can I have a cock like a big fat cucumber please , powered by two huge sacks of mayonnaise. Was that an option ?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Lettuce hair, I'm sure I could style it will, cucumber arms would be useless

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Lettuce hair

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By *hogun300 OP Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"Have lettuce for hair or cucumbers for arms? Tough question but one that needs asked.

Very tough one. Can I have a cock like a big fat cucumber please , powered by two huge sacks of mayonnaise. Was that an option ? "

It is now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lettuce hair

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Cucumber arms. I'd be be a novelty that gets looked after and there is no fucking way slugs are going near my head

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Lettuce hair.

I am pretty sure I won’t get slugs

How will I get my morning cuppa with cucumber arms?!!! Or anything else useful done. Or do we have hands at the end of said cucumbers?

Definitely overthinking this now!

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By *hogun300 OP Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"Cucumber arms. I'd be be a novelty that gets looked after and there is no fucking way slugs are going near my head

Could put salt on your head!

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By *hogun300 OP Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"Lettuce hair.

I am pretty sure I won’t get slugs

How will I get my morning cuppa with cucumber arms?!!! Or anything else useful done. Or do we have hands at the end of said cucumbers?

Definitely overthinking this now!

Cut strips of cucumber to make fingers maybe.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Let us think about this lettuce for hair cos it's better than cucumber arms as they would be quite cumbersome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber arms - I could use them like sex toys!

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"Have lettuce for hair or cucumbers for arms? Tough question but one that needs asked. "
dont want lettuce for hair,,, dont want any slugs sliding around on my head,,,

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Long as it's iceberg lettuce

crispy

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By *hogun300 OP Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"Long as it's iceberg lettuce

crispy "

Other brands are available

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By *hogun300 OP Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Perhaps a nice salad dressing for aftershave/perfume.

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