FabSwingers.com forum: Gurl on gurlll kissing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is the best. That's fact. Not opinion.

Who here has snogged who with you know, feminine faces and lipstick and no beards.

Or who would you snog? I'd snog everyone me. Love a snog. Not the word snog. But kiss sounds like a peck.

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I kissed a girl and I liked it

Mrs

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

He's off again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl and I liked it

Mrs "

Of course you did, it's LAVELY!

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Love kissing male or female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'm gonna say it.

Girl on girl is boring!!!

Now man on man....oh hell yeah..

But in answer to your question, yes I have done it. It was meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl and I liked it

Mrs "

It works for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's off again.

I'm actually not. Elf has taken every ounce of my fire already and now I'm a broken man with a cup of tea just making conversation. Scone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I'm gonna say it.

Girl on girl is boring!!!

Now man on man....oh hell yeah..

But in answer to your question, yes I have done it. It was meh.

Do it again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kissed Brucey’s mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I kissed Brucey’s mum"

Why do people always talk about my mum here?! Leave her alone she's old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's off again.

I'm actually not. Elf has taken every ounce of my fire already and now I'm a broken man with a cup of tea just making conversation. Scone?"

What the hell have I done?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's off again.

I'm actually not. Elf has taken every ounce of my fire already and now I'm a broken man with a cup of tea just making conversation. Scone?

What the hell have I done?!"

Shall I copy and paste it into here?

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Love it, hubby luvs's watching it even more, so it's a win win situation here ...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Ok I'm gonna say it.

Girl on girl is boring!!!

Now man on man....oh hell yeah..

But in answer to your question, yes I have done it. It was meh.

Seconded. Love watching two hot men lock lips

I've yet to meet a woman I felt like kissing. I'd rather give their clit a lick.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"He's off again.

I'm actually not. Elf has taken every ounce of my fire already and now I'm a broken man with a cup of tea just making conversation. Scone?"

•

Who on (middle)earth is "Elf"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's off again.

I'm actually not. Elf has taken every ounce of my fire already and now I'm a broken man with a cup of tea just making conversation. Scone?

What the hell have I done?!

Shall I copy and paste it into here?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I kissed Brucey’s mum

Why do people always talk about my mum here?! Leave her alone she's old!"

Old people need loving too, Bruce.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I kissed Brucey’s mum

Why do people always talk about my mum here?! Leave her alone she's old!

Old people need loving too, Bruce."

Too true nanna

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's off again.

I'm actually not. Elf has taken every ounce of my fire already and now I'm a broken man with a cup of tea just making conversation. Scone?

What the hell have I done?!

Shall I copy and paste it into here?

You'd just do the old I didn't write that wouldn't you?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’ve been lucky enough to witness C kissing many women and can safely say it’s up there in top moments in my wank bank.

Alongside scissoring and female 69’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve been lucky enough to witness C kissing many women and can safely say it’s up there in top moments in my wank bank.

Alongside scissoring and female 69’s

Couple goals!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ve been lucky enough to witness C kissing many women and can safely say it’s up there in top moments in my wank bank.

Alongside scissoring and female 69’s

Scissoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What bout grammar? The title makes my eyes squint

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What bout grammar? The title makes my eyes squint "

You know what it is Ellie, nice to meet you.

I was gonna write girl on girl kissing but I think that sounds icky. But woman on woman kissing doesn't work. So I went with what I went with.

Don't worry I am a scholar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What bout grammar? The title makes my eyes squint "

Grammar, we love you. Grammar, we do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive kissed a few ladies and hoping to kiss one or two more

Mrs W&W

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have an incredibley embarrassing selfie with a girl friend.

we'd been fucking in a red/dark room at a club, finished, walked back upstairs one infront of the other (it was really busy) .. couldn't understand the looks.

until we get into normal light, turn around to ask about drinks, and see our actual clown faces, thanks to my gorgeous red lipstick that was smeared across our faces (along with other delicious things

)

it was absolutely hilarious

moral of this story.. i no longer wear lipstick to clubs! Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have an incredibley embarrassing selfie with a girl friend.

we'd been fucking in a red/dark room at a club, finished, walked back upstairs one infront of the other (it was really busy) .. couldn't understand the looks.

)

it was absolutely hilarious

moral of this story.. i no longer wear lipstick to clubs! Px

I bought the BEST matte lipstick from Amazon the other day, it doesn’t transfer at all once it’s on and dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have an incredibley embarrassing selfie with a girl friend.

we'd been fucking in a red/dark room at a club, finished, walked back upstairs one infront of the other (it was really busy) .. couldn't understand the looks.

)

it was absolutely hilarious

moral of this story.. i no longer wear lipstick to clubs! Px

I bought the BEST matte lipstick from Amazon the other day, it doesn’t transfer at all once it’s on and dry. "

girl SEND ME THE DEETS pleeeease!! every 'budge-proof' one i've tried, does infact, budge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls kissing is sexy but girl on girl sex/oral does nothing for me. Scissoring? Wtf is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

Very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls kissing is sexy but girl on girl sex/oral does nothing for me. Scissoring? Wtf is that?"

Try again..

Ah you're back!! Missed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls kissing is sexy but girl on girl sex/oral does nothing for me. Scissoring? Wtf is that?

Try again..

Ah you're back!! Missed you

Was I gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough. "

Rough and sensational I can do just for you. Or rather, I'll get Mr and Geordie to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls kissing is sexy but girl on girl sex/oral does nothing for me. Scissoring? Wtf is that?

Try again..

Ah you're back!! Missed you

Was I gone?"

well I felt a void.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough.

Rough and sensational I can do just for you. Or rather, I'll get Mr and Geordie to do it

Bumming or nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls kissing is sexy but girl on girl sex/oral does nothing for me. Scissoring? Wtf is that?

Try again..

Ah you're back!! Missed you

Was I gone?

well I felt a void.

It’s nice to be missed

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl and I liked it

Mrs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough.

Rough and sensational I can do just for you. Or rather, I'll get Mr and Geordie to do it

Bumming or nothing."

Who's doing what now I've gone to work for 2 hours and she's pimping me out already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough.

Rough and sensational I can do just for you. Or rather, I'll get Mr and Geordie to do it

Bumming or nothing.

Who's doing what now I've gone to work for 2 hours and she's pimping me out already

You need lube bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love kissing the ladies, slow and sensual building up to hot, passionate and wanton. What isn't their to love about it.

Also love kissing men just as much though.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I have kissed a few ladies, and can confirm it was most pleasant

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

This!! I love kissing girls, among other things

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough.

Rough and sensational I can do just for you. Or rather, I'll get Mr and Geordie to do it

Bumming or nothing.

Who's doing what now I've gone to work for 2 hours and she's pimping me out already

You need lube bro

Already packing let's go are we having a lube fight and the loser gets bummed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough.

Rough and sensational I can do just for you. Or rather, I'll get Mr and Geordie to do it

Bumming or nothing.

Who's doing what now I've gone to work for 2 hours and she's pimping me out already

You need lube bro

Already packing let's go are we having a lube fight and the loser gets bummed? "

I have something I can use for this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough.

Rough and sensational I can do just for you. Or rather, I'll get Mr and Geordie to do it

Bumming or nothing.

Who's doing what now I've gone to work for 2 hours and she's pimping me out already

You need lube bro

Already packing lets go are we having a lube fight and the loser gets bummed? "

Deal… I’ll must warn you I spent my youth watching WWE so I know a few moves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough.

Rough and sensational I can do just for you. Or rather, I'll get Mr and Geordie to do it

Bumming or nothing.

Who's doing what now I've gone to work for 2 hours and she's pimping me out already

You need lube bro

Already packing let's go are we having a lube fight and the loser gets bummed?

I have something I can use for this. "

Camera?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough.

Rough and sensational I can do just for you. Or rather, I'll get Mr and Geordie to do it

Bumming or nothing.

Who's doing what now I've gone to work for 2 hours and she's pimping me out already

You need lube bro

Already packing lets go are we having a lube fight and the loser gets bummed?

Deal… I’ll must warn you I spent my youth watching WWE so I know a few moves."

The rock and sock connection

I may even give you the rakishi stink face

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Snog is a grim word.

I've never snogged or kissed a woman.

Barely done more than that with men.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Snog is a grim word.

I've never snogged or kissed a woman.

Barely done more than that with men."

I’d snog your feet if you’re game?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Snog is a grim word.

I've never snogged or kissed a woman.

Barely done more than that with men.

I’d snog your feet if you’re game? "

You're such a positive sole model.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Snog is a grim word.

I've never snogged or kissed a woman.

Barely done more than that with men.

I’d snog your feet if you’re game? "

Loving this.

Yes please.

Want them sweaty for that umami kick?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Snog is a grim word.

I've never snogged or kissed a woman.

Barely done more than that with men.

I’d snog your feet if you’re game?

You're such a positive sole model.

Wait. CD. Let's not make this weird, there's a compliment incoming - bravo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough.

Rough and sensational I can do just for you. Or rather, I'll get Mr and Geordie to do it

Bumming or nothing.

Who's doing what now I've gone to work for 2 hours and she's pimping me out already

You need lube bro

Already packing lets go are we having a lube fight and the loser gets bummed?

Deal… I’ll must warn you I spent my youth watching WWE so I know a few moves.

The rock and sock connection

I may even give you the rakishi stink face

Shit. You know just as much as me. This could be a good match up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough.

Rough and sensational I can do just for you. Or rather, I'll get Mr and Geordie to do it

Bumming or nothing.

Who's doing what now I've gone to work for 2 hours and she's pimping me out already

You need lube bro

Already packing lets go are we having a lube fight and the loser gets bummed?

Deal… I’ll must warn you I spent my youth watching WWE so I know a few moves.

The rock and sock connection

I may even give you the rakishi stink face

Shit. You know just as much as me. This could be a good match up."

Now I will warn you I was in the army for 6 years (10 years ago this year)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough.

Rough and sensational I can do just for you. Or rather, I'll get Mr and Geordie to do it

Bumming or nothing.

Who's doing what now I've gone to work for 2 hours and she's pimping me out already

You need lube bro

Already packing lets go are we having a lube fight and the loser gets bummed?

Deal… I’ll must warn you I spent my youth watching WWE so I know a few moves.

The rock and sock connection

I may even give you the rakishi stink face

Shit. You know just as much as me. This could be a good match up.

Now I will warn you I was in the army for 6 years (10 years ago this year)

Sorry, 9 years ago, I can't count

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Snog is a grim word.

I've never snogged or kissed a woman.

Barely done more than that with men.

I’d snog your feet if you’re game?

You're such a positive sole model.

Wait. CD. Let's not make this weird, there's a compliment incoming - bravo. "

Yes, I was definitely the one to make this weird while you were marinating to the ankle in soy sauce

(foot)

...wow, that's not one? Wow.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's great, but I worry about my make up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love kissing men and women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a disgusting habit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have an incredibley embarrassing selfie with a girl friend.

we'd been fucking in a red/dark room at a club, finished, walked back upstairs one infront of the other (it was really busy) .. couldn't understand the looks.

)

it was absolutely hilarious

moral of this story.. i no longer wear lipstick to clubs! Px

I bought the BEST matte lipstick from Amazon the other day, it doesn’t transfer at all once it’s on and dry.

girl SEND ME THE DEETS pleeeease!! every 'budge-proof' one i've tried, does infact, budge!

Px "

Omg meeee too pretty please

Love a red lip, but not so good for snogging and oral, even the 1s I've tried.

Miss S x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is the best. That's fact. Not opinion.

Who here has snogged who with you know, feminine faces and lipstick and no beards.

Or who would you snog? I'd snog everyone me. Love a snog. Not the word snog. But kiss sounds like a peck. "

I’m not sure it’s a fact Brucey. But it is hot with the right woman, or man. Or preferably both

* ladies if you get the Mac Matte Mini lipstick from Boots it stays on all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutelyyyyy adore kissing ladies

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough.

Rough and sensational I can do just for you. Or rather, I'll get Mr and Geordie to do it

I wanna watch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snog is a grim word.

I've never snogged or kissed a woman.

Barely done more than that with men."

Ahermmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snog is a grim word.

I've never snogged or kissed a woman.

Barely done more than that with men.

Ahermmmmmmm

Awh I wanna see that!

Women you need to upload more girl on girl kissing videos!

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By *rDJBeardMan
over a year ago

here

Love kissing and there's so many different ways to kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough.

Rough and sensational I can do just for you. Or rather, I'll get Mr and Geordie to do it

I wanna watch!"

You can join if you like, but just know what's at risk if you lose and what you're up against

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Snog is a grim word.

I've never snogged or kissed a woman.

Barely done more than that with men.

Ahermmmmmmm

I've never kissed you! We should rectify that when we next find ourselves in a room together.

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By *ilBWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Snog is a grim word.

I've never snogged or kissed a woman.

Barely done more than that with men."

Straight up bully babe, agree about the 'snog' though.

I've smooched you.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

That spelling turned my stomach.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Snog is a grim word.

I've never snogged or kissed a woman.

Barely done more than that with men.

Straight up bully babe, agree about the 'snog' though.

I've smooched you.

Yes, yes you have.

Don't know if I've told you before... you're pretty good at the whole smooching thing.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Snog is a grim word.

I've never snogged or kissed a woman.

Barely done more than that with men.

I’d snog your feet if you’re game?

You're such a positive sole model.

•

@Cafdu', you're like a Port Wine harvest: every once in a while you hit us with a classic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough.

Rough and sensational I can do just for you. Or rather, I'll get Mr and Geordie to do it

Bumming or nothing.

Who's doing what now I've gone to work for 2 hours and she's pimping me out already

You need lube bro

Already packing lets go are we having a lube fight and the loser gets bummed?

Deal… I’ll must warn you I spent my youth watching WWE so I know a few moves.

The rock and sock connection

I may even give you the rakishi stink face

Shit. You know just as much as me. This could be a good match up.

Now I will warn you I was in the army for 6 years (10 years ago this year)

Sorry, 9 years ago, I can't count

That’s worrying. The counting, not the army.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried it once but definitely prefer the intensity of men.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

You can't get tickled by a beard if you're kissing a 'gurlll'.

Unless you're kissing that one woman from my work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing a female is so much different to kissing a fella. It's delicate, it's soft, it's sensational... Aaaaaaaah.

I think this is why it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the rough.

Rough and sensational I can do just for you. Or rather, I'll get Mr and Geordie to do it

Bumming or nothing.

Who's doing what now I've gone to work for 2 hours and she's pimping me out already

You need lube bro

Already packing lets go are we having a lube fight and the loser gets bummed?

Deal… I’ll must warn you I spent my youth watching WWE so I know a few moves.

The rock and sock connection

I may even give you the rakishi stink face

Shit. You know just as much as me. This could be a good match up.

Now I will warn you I was in the army for 6 years (10 years ago this year)

Sorry, 9 years ago, I can't count

That’s worrying. The counting, not the army."

Why do you think I was in the army

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By *ilBWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Snog is a grim word.

I've never snogged or kissed a woman.

Barely done more than that with men.

Straight up bully babe, agree about the 'snog' though.

I've smooched you.

Yes, yes you have.

Don't know if I've told you before... you're pretty good at the whole smooching thing. "

It's a fine art, we must have taken the same class girl.

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