FabSwingers.com forum: FAF?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m free and single apparently and yet I’m not living life like I am……

….So, who else needs to jump under someone to prove they’ve still got the energy to have some really good sexy sex?

It’s a FAF thread for anyone who needs it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks I'm shaving my toes tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I FAF. Don't all throw yourselves at me at once though. We're British, form an orderly queue please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thanks I'm shaving my toes tonight "

Do you use shaving cream or do it dry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember when days off work were spent having sex and not doing grown up shit like I’ve been doing all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember when days off work were spent having sex and not doing grown up shit like I’ve been doing all day

I know what you mean. Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new shoes yesterday.

Being an adult is stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember when days off work were spent having sex and not doing grown up shit like I’ve been doing all day

I know what you mean. Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new shoes yesterday.

Being an adult is stupid"

You think that’s bad?

Nobody wants to be my emergency contact.

Fuck (and I say this with my whole chest) everyone I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy sex is just too sexy.

Anyone want forgettable sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy sex is just too sexy.

Anyone want forgettable sex? "

Quick knee trembler behind the bins down the alley next to Greggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy sex is just too sexy.

Anyone want forgettable sex?

Quick knee trembler behind the bins down the alley next to Greggs? "

Er no, I do have some class

Behind Waitrose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sexy sex is just too sexy.

Anyone want forgettable sex? "

Anyone for imaginary sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy sex is just too sexy.

Anyone want forgettable sex?

Anyone for imaginary sex?

Now that I am awesome at.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sexy sex is just too sexy.

Anyone want forgettable sex?

Anyone for imaginary sex?

Now that I am awesome at. "

FIS?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"FIS?

I had to scroll back for a double-take.

Thought you’d said ‘FIST’.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

FAF? Fåncy—Åfternoon—Têa?

With you, Woody? Always. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FIS?

I had to scroll back for a double-take.

Thought you’d said ‘FIST’."

This also works???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woody you ol horn dog you. You should really learn some decorum!

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Fit as fuck, I'm living life the best it can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked and finished

It's an age thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i fancy a cuddley snugglefuck.

please and thank you. Px

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i fancy a cuddley snugglefuck.

please and thank you. Px

I fancy a lot of close naked stuff.

FALOCNS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember when days off work were spent having sex and not doing grown up shit like I’ve been doing all day

I know what you mean. Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new shoes yesterday.

Being an adult is stupid"

Totally agree! Wtf.

Complicated way over the top!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy sex is just too sexy.

Anyone want forgettable sex?

Anyone for imaginary sex?

Ban it. Not ULEZ complient! Fuk sake lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ban sex? Are you a crazy man from crazy village?

*also what is ULEZ?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ban sex? Are you a crazy man from crazy village?

*also what is ULEZ?

Ultra low emission zone isn't it?

This is sex we're talking about, not a farting competition

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Not at the moment, I just need coffee please, and lots of it.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I remember when days off work were spent having sex and not doing grown up shit like I’ve been doing all day

I know what you mean. Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new shoes yesterday.

Being an adult is stupid"

I've forgotten who said that being an adult is rubbish because no-one asks you what your favourite dinosaur is. (Giganotosaurus, for the record.)

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oh I remember the good old days.. the ones where I dance and sing about in the kitchen to Barry White songs before work just because I can.

They’re like they happened today

File and Forget for me OP

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I forgot what I came here for, also, where are my glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you could have sex but choose to just slob about on the sofa, that is the definition of pure laziness.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"When you could have sex but choose to just slob about on the sofa. "

A distinction without a difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban sex? Are you a crazy man from crazy village?

*also what is ULEZ?

Dont go there Woody ^.Harlson!'

Village life pure, unlike city trash lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m free and single apparently and yet I’m not living life like I am……

….So, who else needs to jump under someone to prove they’ve still got the energy to have some really good sexy sex?

It’s a FAF thread for anyone who needs it.

Apparently? Did you need to look around and check?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m free and single apparently and yet I’m not living life like I am……

….So, who else needs to jump under someone to prove they’ve still got the energy to have some really good sexy sex?

It’s a FAF thread for anyone who needs it.

Apparently? Did you need to look around and check? "

It was confirmed, by a professional.

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