FabSwingers.com forum: Glossary Of FAB Terminology

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Reading the forums, it’s readily evident that there’s a plethora of both fascinating terminology and acronyms in usage here.

For the benefit of all users therefore, please list some and give a brief description as regards exactly what they mean.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

TLDR!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WFIL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FI L8TR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAF"

The only one you need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAC? - fancy a cake/cuppa?

FMBTB! - fuck me behind the bushes!

HC - huge cock

TFF - tasty fanny flaps

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"FAF

The only one you need.

That’s the only one listed so far that I know the meaning of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAF

The only one you need.

That’s the only one listed so far that I know the meaning of

UNLOS - User No Longer On Site

WFIL - Will Fill In Later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you next Tuesday - a term of endearment

But will get you a spell on the naughty step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TIA - Thanks In Advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FTW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See you next Tuesday - a term of endearment

But will get you a spell on the naughty step "

And boy do you know all about the naughty step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See you next Tuesday - a term of endearment

But will get you a spell on the naughty step

And boy do you know all about the naughty step

I don’t know anything about the naughty step.

Ssshhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CCC or triple C - cake, coffee and cunnilingus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See you next Tuesday - a term of endearment

But will get you a spell on the naughty step

And boy do you know all about the naughty step

I don’t know anything about the naughty step.

Ssshhhhhhh

That's not what you were saying when I left you sat on the stairs for an hour to think about what you'd just done

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Professional- will not share face pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TLDR!

What is this?? I think Nero used it earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TTO take this offline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TLDR!

What is this?? I think Nero used it earlier "

Too long, didn't read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See you next Tuesday - a term of endearment

But will get you a spell on the naughty step

And boy do you know all about the naughty step

I don’t know anything about the naughty step.

Ssshhhhhhh

That's not what you were saying when I left you sat on the stairs for an hour to think about what you'd just done "

Totally worth it

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"CCC or triple C - cake, coffee and cunnilingus"

If you’re as old as me CCC or ‘Triple C’ was a monthly publication for petrol heads.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sploshing (as it was mentioned in another thread): Often messy sexual practices utilising food and drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TLDR!

What is this?? I think Nero used it earlier

Too long, didn't read"

Ahhh, thank you.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Gbat

Giving Bi A Try

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sploshing (as it was mentioned in another thread): Often messy sexual practices utilising food and drink."

Also known as WAM (wet and messy)

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Thank you gentlefolk - I've bookmarked this.

I'm always struggling with terminologies.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Cfnm - clothed female, naked male

Ds - Domme/sub

CBA - can't be arsed

TIA - thanks in advance

WWYD - what would you do

Wuu2 - what you up to

OP - original poster

Hbu - how about you

HMI - hit me up

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

FIFY is quite common

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"TLDR!

What is this?? I think Nero used it earlier "

Too long don't read

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"FIFY is quite common"

Was just gonna post that

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WAP wet arse pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FIFY is quite common

Was just gonna post that

Tinder x"

What does it mean?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"FIFY is quite common

Was just gonna post that

Tinder x

What does it mean?"

Fixed it for you....normally when someone changes a word in a quote.....Well that's the meaning I'm thinking of

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"TLDR!

What is this?? I think Nero used it earlier "

•

Noooo it wasn't me, fine Sir.

It was "Joystick-MCR" on the other (contentious) thread.

Rest assured, nothing is ever too long for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamppost pissing was one I wasn't aware of for ages.

I'll also never forget looking up the term "munging" for the first time... *Stares daggers at the OP*

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Asking for a friend - yeah right… like you have a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMGTFY

let me Google that for you

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Lamppost pissing was one I wasn't aware of for ages.

I'll also never forget looking up the term "munging" for the first time... *Stares daggers at the OP*"

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

MMF - Two males and one female

FFM - Two females and one male

Quite as to what activity the said parties are engaged in however, I sadly know not….

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

White Knighting: When a chap makes a wholly insincere and exaggerated display of chivalry in the purely cynical hope that a lady will bequeath unto him her prized quim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MMF - Two males and one female

FFM - Two females and one male

Quite as to what activity the said parties are engaged in however, I sadly know not…."

Just roommates.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ghosting: An abrupt cessation of all contact from someone for undisclosed reasons known only to themselves.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"MMF - Two males and one female

FFM - Two females and one male

Quite as to what activity the said parties are engaged in however, I sadly know not….

Just roommates. "

Ah ha!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

ATM: Not to be confused with cash machine transactions; On here it translates as, Arse To Mouth.

…..which incidentally is not a recognised first aid technique.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A ‘69’…

We all know this one right?

Compendiously it’s when one visits an ice cream van and orders a Flake 99 but the ice cream man is a really cheap bastard and breaks off just the end of a flake and sticks it in your ice cream with his back to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TLDR!

What is this?? I think Nero used it earlier "

^FAO Specsavers this one

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Mastuwaiting:

When you’re watching porn while wanking one off but you have to wait because the video’s buffering….

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Cwtch: It took me ages to work this one out but it’s simply a cuddle or hug (non sexual).

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

gaslighting - a manipulative tactic in which a person, to gain power and control of another individual, plants seeds of uncertainty in another person's mind.

Mostly used on Fab when a timewasters pulls out of a meeting feining upset at something you have are alleged to have said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mastuwaiting:

When you’re watching porn while wanking one off but you have to wait because the video’s buffering….

Fasterbating - when your phone is on 1%, so it's a race to finish between your nut and your battery

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sexercism:

When one opts, following a breakup, to drive out the memory of one’s former partner by quickly having sex with someone else.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Empty Boobs: This one hot off the press and new and exclusive!

Low hanging fruit….

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Fab straight

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By *tra.MarksMan
over a year ago

Neath

Brilliant thread I'm learning a lot:

TTLY

Talk to you later

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By *tra.MarksMan
over a year ago

Neath

Or even:

TTYL ??

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Mangina (also Bussy and Mussy): A decidedly lewd description of a man’s bumhole (if offered for anal intercourse)

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

This is such a helpful thread. I am useless at understanding all the clever, trechy magic speak

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Breaking/snapping The Banjo String: Refers to tearing one’s frenulum during sexual activity(!)

The mere description will invariably render most penis bearers clenching their legs together in abject discomfort (and horror!) yet there is an unwritten respect for any man who has suffered and come through such a ghastly injury.

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Straight - prefers sex with the opposite gender, however can often have bi-curious tendancies. See also Fab Straight, Experimenting and In Denial.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Speed Strumming: When a lady manually pleasures her clitoris with her fingers in a manner not entirely dissimilar to Yngwie Malmsteen’s sweep picking guitar technique.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Spooning: When you lay behind someone and snuggle up close in a warm embrace…..before getting a dead arm.

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