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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that the French are complaining about the state of the UK Armed forces. Well there's will be in better shape if they are never used. All over the news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t seen F&B mention this topic once

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Is French & Beardy in the armed forces? He’s so mysterious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is French & Beardy in the armed forces? He’s so mysterious."

Yes. He's in the rear guard.

You might know it as le cul sec.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is French & Beardy in the armed forces? He’s so mysterious.

Yes. He's in the rear guard.

You might know it as le cul sec."

I’ve seen him mention that a few times as it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is French & Beardy in the armed forces? He’s so mysterious.

Yes. He's in the rear guard.

You might know it as le cul sec.

I’ve seen him mention that a few times as it goes "

Where as I have le cul d'un singe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is French & Beardy in the armed forces? He’s so mysterious.

Yes. He's in the rear guard.

You might know it as le cul sec.

I’ve seen him mention that a few times as it goes "

He is rightly proud of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is French & Beardy in the armed forces? He’s so mysterious.

Yes. He's in the rear guard.

You might know it as le cul sec.

I’ve seen him mention that a few times as it goes

Where as I have le cul d'un singe"

Le train est vert

That’s the extent of my French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is French & Beardy in the armed forces? He’s so mysterious.

Yes. He's in the rear guard.

You might know it as le cul sec.

I’ve seen him mention that a few times as it goes

Where as I have le cul d'un singe

Le train est vert

That’s the extent of my French "

It’s a train. Who gives a shit what colour it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all over Le Revue(s)...

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Is French & Beardy in the armed forces? He’s so mysterious.

Yes. He's in the rear guard.

You might know it as le cul sec.

I’ve seen him mention that a few times as it goes

Where as I have le cul d'un singe

Le train est vert

That’s the extent of my French

It’s a train. Who gives a shit what colour it is "

You do if it's Le Train Bleu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is French & Beardy in the armed forces? He’s so mysterious.

Yes. He's in the rear guard.

You might know it as le cul sec.

I’ve seen him mention that a few times as it goes

Where as I have le cul d'un singe

Le train est vert

That’s the extent of my French

It’s a train. Who gives a shit what colour it is

You do if it's Le Train Bleu. "

Touché

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Is French & Beardy in the armed forces? He’s so mysterious.

Yes. He's in the rear guard.

You might know it as le cul sec.

I’ve seen him mention that a few times as it goes

Where as I have le cul d'un singe

Le train est vert

That’s the extent of my French

It’s a train. Who gives a shit what colour it is

You do if it's Le Train Bleu.

Touché "

I am very tactile.

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By *orkshirePudMan
over a year ago

between your thighs..

The 100 years war, we enjoyed winning so much we strung it out a bit

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton


"Reports that the French are complaining about the state of the UK Armed forces. Well there's will be in better shape if they are never used. All over the news. "

We’re in absolute shit state! Honestly we’re a laughing stock. Even the Canadians and NZ defence forces are harder than us!

Seriously though we are in shit state. From a ‘teeth’ arm of the army and I’m 20+ years in I’ve never seen it this bad. But I don’t make the decisions or able to influence those at the top. But if my kids said they wanted to join I’d tap their heads with a wet kipper!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Even the Cornish could defeat the English right now

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Aww bless are they scared the school bully is going to come back and we’re not there to hold their hand.

The mr

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Reports that the French are complaining about the state of the UK Armed forces. Well there's will be in better shape if they are never used. All over the news. "

All of them complaining in unison? Shit, that must be loud!

And as for the French military never being used -

I only imagine people from the US, or Nigel Farage, spouting such silliness.

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