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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

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Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

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Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"

Always here you hairy arsed webbed toed gog

Sending cwtches north xx

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I shall offer myself for hugs. Hugs are great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

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Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"

I like squishy things, come here

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

ALL PILE ON!

Dogpile hugs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ALL PILE ON!

Dogpile hugs!"

Ahhh, so THAT'S what dogging is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Always here you hairy arsed webbed toed gog

Sending cwtches north xx"

Diolch

Six fingered see you next Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

I like squishy things, come here

Who doesn’t like things that are squishy?!

Actually… knowing you you’ve got a smartarse answer for that so don’t answer that one

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Always here you hairy arsed webbed toed gog

Sending cwtches north xx

Diolch

Six fingered see you next Tuesday

Cuddles Until Night Time

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

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Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"

Hell yes. Nothing better than a bear hug of a cuddle, long and warm, before getting up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

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Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"

Gladly put myself forward to be your hugger i love big hugs,and been told I'm very good at them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Always here you hairy arsed webbed toed gog

Sending cwtches north xx

Diolch

Six fingered see you next Tuesday

Cuddles Until Night Time

It’s a term of endearment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

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Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"

Hugs are the best

just makes everything feel that much better, Arms out and pull in close, tight squeeze and don’t let go

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By *rettyflamingoCouple
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Sending big cwtches x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

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Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"

We need a TV series called the Huggables filmed from your bed

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

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Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"

Sending some cuddles over the Mersey from my bed to yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Turns out lots of us are hug lovers!

I just like being touched in general. I think I was a cat in a previous life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Sending some cuddles over the Mersey from my bed to yours

Sending them back, but don’t let the tunnel bizzies see them

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Please don't crush my chocolate digestives during the hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me that feels really uncomfortable with hugs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it just me that feels really uncomfortable with hugs? "

Then maybe this isn’t the thread for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A huge hug from me. Its the thing I miss most hugs and cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me that feels really uncomfortable with hugs?

Then maybe this isn’t the thread for you"

Wow....ok!!

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

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Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"

We’re up for a good three-way squish

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I have a special cuddle you can have

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Is it just me that feels really uncomfortable with hugs?

Then maybe this isn’t the thread for you

Wow....ok!!"

Still love your profile - cheers me up reading it - you may be completely physically repugnant to other humans with no redeeming features but you’re very funny xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A huge hug from me. Its the thing I miss most hugs and cuddles "

I 100% get this xx

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

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Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"

Got me a PHD in hugging, I'm like a kung-fu hugging master, you need a hug, I got you girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me that feels really uncomfortable with hugs?

Then maybe this isn’t the thread for you

Wow....ok!!

Still love your profile - cheers me up reading it - you may be completely physically repugnant to other humans with no redeeming features but you’re very funny xx"

This is not the thread for this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is not the thread for stirring the pot and people who are devoid of joy

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Always here you hairy arsed webbed toed gog

Sending cwtches north xx

Diolch

Six fingered see you next Tuesday

Cuddles Until Night Time

It’s a term of endearment! "

Cariad Until Next Time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Always here you hairy arsed webbed toed gog

Sending cwtches north xx

Diolch

Six fingered see you next Tuesday

Cuddles Until Night Time

It’s a term of endearment!

Cariad Until Next Time

See cariad isn’t really a term of endearment you hear in my little home village. It’s definitely the other thing.

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Sending some cuddles over the Mersey from my bed to yours

Sending them back, but don’t let the tunnel bizzies see them

I sent my hugs with the toll charge, I just hope they haven’t lost it on the way…..

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Always here you hairy arsed webbed toed gog

Sending cwtches north xx

Diolch

Six fingered see you next Tuesday

Cuddles Until Night Time

It’s a term of endearment!

Cariad Until Next Time

See cariad isn’t really a term of endearment you hear in my little home village. It’s definitely the other thing."

Use the capitals gog

I need time to think of more ways of saying it other than straight out

Complete Utter Naughty Touches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending a stokie hug your way

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big boobie cuddles to you OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big boobie cuddles to you OP

Px "

I’ve got a bone to pick with you!

My bank balance hates you for recommending Tutti Rouge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who doesn’t love a good morning cuddle right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big boobie cuddles to you OP

I’ve got a bone to pick with you!

My bank balance hates you for recommending Tutti Rouge

Hahaha im not even sorry

can't wait to see what pieces you've chosen.

we can boobie cuddle together in matching sets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big boobie cuddles to you OP

I’ve got a bone to pick with you!

My bank balance hates you for recommending Tutti Rouge

Hahaha im not even sorry

can't wait to see what pieces you've chosen.

we can boobie cuddle together in matching sets

Px "

When the postman brings them I will deliver pictures directly to your inbox

Please do not tempt me with any other online stores. I’m weak and have self control, not to mention poor

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Big boobie cuddles to you OP

I’ve got a bone to pick with you!

My bank balance hates you for recommending Tutti Rouge

Hahaha im not even sorry

can't wait to see what pieces you've chosen.

we can boobie cuddle together in matching sets

Px "

That would break the internet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big boobie cuddles to you OP

I’ve got a bone to pick with you!

My bank balance hates you for recommending Tutti Rouge

Hahaha im not even sorry

can't wait to see what pieces you've chosen.

we can boobie cuddle together in matching sets

When the postman brings them I will deliver pictures directly to your inbox

Please do not tempt me with any other online stores. I’m weak and have self control, not to mention poor

Have no self control. See how excited I was typing that!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Big boobie cuddles to you OP

I’ve got a bone to pick with you!

My bank balance hates you for recommending Tutti Rouge

Hahaha im not even sorry

can't wait to see what pieces you've chosen.

we can boobie cuddle together in matching sets

When the postman brings them I will deliver pictures directly to your inbox

Please do not tempt me with any other online stores. I’m weak and have self control, not to mention poor

Have no self control. See how excited I was typing that!"

Don't forget our date in the Aldi middle aisle. And then the reverse fixture in Waitrose. You pay for the first, I'll pay for the second.

Oh, and a huge, enveloping, warm hug.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big boobie cuddles to you OP

I’ve got a bone to pick with you!

My bank balance hates you for recommending Tutti Rouge

Hahaha im not even sorry

can't wait to see what pieces you've chosen.

we can boobie cuddle together in matching sets

When the postman brings them I will deliver pictures directly to your inbox

Please do not tempt me with any other online stores. I’m weak and have self control, not to mention poor

Have no self control. See how excited I was typing that!

Don't forget our date in the Aldi middle aisle. And then the reverse fixture in Waitrose. You pay for the first, I'll pay for the second.

Oh, and a huge, enveloping, warm hug. "

The trip to Aldi will cost more than the trip to Waitrose. You haven’t seen the mad shit in the middle aisle yet. You’ll need at least 3 trolleys.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I volunteer as tribute

you get all the cuddles from me

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

The trip to Aldi will cost more than the trip to Waitrose. You haven’t seen the mad shit in the middle aisle yet. You’ll need at least 3 trolleys. "

I'll use their excellent home delivery service. They can send the harpoons and ice-fishing kit directly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The trip to Aldi will cost more than the trip to Waitrose. You haven’t seen the mad shit in the middle aisle yet. You’ll need at least 3 trolleys.

I'll use their excellent home delivery service. They can send the harpoons and ice-fishing kit directly.

Aldi don’t deliver. Dear Lord. You’ve a lot to learn.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

The trip to Aldi will cost more than the trip to Waitrose. You haven’t seen the mad shit in the middle aisle yet. You’ll need at least 3 trolleys.

I'll use their excellent home delivery service. They can send the harpoons and ice-fishing kit directly.

Aldi don’t deliver. Dear Lord. You’ve a lot to learn. "

They'll deliver to me. Nothing a couple of gold sovereigns in the right hands won't fix.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The trip to Aldi will cost more than the trip to Waitrose. You haven’t seen the mad shit in the middle aisle yet. You’ll need at least 3 trolleys.

I'll use their excellent home delivery service. They can send the harpoons and ice-fishing kit directly.

Aldi don’t deliver. Dear Lord. You’ve a lot to learn.

They'll deliver to me. Nothing a couple of gold sovereigns in the right hands won't fix. "

You can’t buy Aldi off

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Love a good squeeze, I always hug like I mean it

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Love a big hug

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

The trip to Aldi will cost more than the trip to Waitrose. You haven’t seen the mad shit in the middle aisle yet. You’ll need at least 3 trolleys.

I'll use their excellent home delivery service. They can send the harpoons and ice-fishing kit directly.

Aldi don’t deliver. Dear Lord. You’ve a lot to learn.

They'll deliver to me. Nothing a couple of gold sovereigns in the right hands won't fix.

You can’t buy Aldi off

Perhaps not, but I can die trying.

It will be a last stand worthy of Thermopylae.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"

Booby hug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Booby hug?

Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

It could be worse!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Booby hug?

Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?

Chipolata or cocktail sausage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Booby hug?

Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?

Chipolata or cocktail sausage?

It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Booby hug?

Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?

Chipolata or cocktail sausage?

It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment "

Do you remember the love sausage that M&S did a few years ago?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Booby hug?

Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?

Chipolata or cocktail sausage?

It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment

Do you remember the love sausage that M&S did a few years ago? "

I do! It went right in my…. Basket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Booby hug?

Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?

Chipolata or cocktail sausage?

It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment

Do you remember the love sausage that M&S did a few years ago?

I do! It went right in my…. Basket

WTF is a love sausage?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m so good at hugs I nearly squeeze the life out of the mrs everytime.

The mr

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Booby hug?

Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?

Chipolata or cocktail sausage?

It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment

Do you remember the love sausage that M&S did a few years ago?

I do! It went right in my…. Basket

WTF is a love sausage?

Huge sausage, coiled into the shape of a heart. You can still buy them. Probably half price right now

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Booby hug?

Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?

Chipolata or cocktail sausage?

It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment

Do you remember the love sausage that M&S did a few years ago?

I do! It went right in my…. Basket

Remember the guy on YouTube a few years ago who did the ‘straight in my basket’ videos? Hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Booby hug?

Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?

Chipolata or cocktail sausage?

It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment

Do you remember the love sausage that M&S did a few years ago?

I do! It went right in my…. Basket

WTF is a love sausage?

That’s a no then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Booby hug?

Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?

Chipolata or cocktail sausage?

It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment

Do you remember the love sausage that M&S did a few years ago?

I do! It went right in my…. Basket

Remember the guy on YouTube a few years ago who did the ‘straight in my basket’ videos? Hilarious!"

He was on Eastenders the other week

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By *icktMan
over a year ago

hockley

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

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Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"

Massive teddy bear hugs xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A fucking great big hug.

I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet

)

Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?

Booby hug?

Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?

Chipolata or cocktail sausage?

It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment

Do you remember the love sausage that M&S did a few years ago?

I do! It went right in my…. Basket

Remember the guy on YouTube a few years ago who did the ‘straight in my basket’ videos? Hilarious!

He was on Eastenders the other week"

Did he say “get outta my pub”

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