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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Please resume your flirty positions beautiful people. More flirting, more aubergines and tonnes more boobies.

Go

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I noticed the dancing shadows and flickering silhouettes through the slightly ajar door of the candlelit Nocturnal snúg bàr.

Good evening Le Petit Oiseau and all you forumites of the Nocturnal Fellowship.

It's a fleeting visit but time enough for a quick thimblefull of Sauternes next to the host's Clavichord. •

Good evening Nero darling. Thank you for joining us. We’re just having a small amount of flirty time. Tiny really

I hope you’ve had a fabulous day. Sauternes you say? It will nestle nicely I’m sure "

Thank you LB! X

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Where was I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please resume your flirty positions beautiful people. More flirting, more aubergines and tonnes more boobies.

Go "

I just ate my last aubergine. But I'm a big old boob if that helps.

Hello late nighters.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first.

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Where was I? "

I believe you were joining Little bird and I in bed for slippery nipples

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Where was I? "

Right here, silly.

Mind like a sieve, honestly.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Where was I?

I believe you were joining Little bird and I in bed for slippery nipples "

Sounds feasible…. Totally like something I’d do

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first. "

I forgot to reply to your last reply....bad me! but if the offer is still there to sit next to you then I might just shimmy my booty next to you.....

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Unfortunately LB I'm going to take my leave tonight sweetie, just not feeling flirty tonight, unable to get into it.

You take care, enjoy rest of the night here, speak soon as well

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Where was I?

Right here, silly.

Mind like a sieve, honestly."

Am I taking to seat or your lap?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Your booty is ever-shimmering, dear one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where was I? "

I was just going to hear how great i think your profile is!

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I noticed the dancing shadows and flickering silhouettes through the slightly ajar door of the candlelit Nocturnal snúg bàr.

Good evening Le Petit Oiseau and all you forumites of the Nocturnal Fellowship.

It's a fleeting visit but time enough for a quick thimblefull of Sauternes next to the host's Clavichord. •

Good evening Nero darling. Thank you for joining us. We’re just having a small amount of flirty time. Tiny really

I hope you’ve had a fabulous day. Sauternes you say? It will nestle nicely I’m sure

Thank you LB! X"

You are very welcome Sir. And congratulations on being 1st on part Deux. Your prize is on its way to you

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Where was I?

Right here, silly.

Mind like a sieve, honestly.

Am I taking to seat or your lap? "

Well, let's start with my lap, and see how the evening progresses.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first.

I forgot to reply to your last reply....bad me! but if the offer is still there to sit next to you then I might just shimmy my booty next to you..... "

*Casually sits on the other side of bootyful

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Where was I? "

Just about level with my…. [redacted]

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Please resume your flirty positions beautiful people. More flirting, more aubergines and tonnes more boobies.

Go "

Hehe you are a ray of sunshine just like _lephantis I for to reply to your last comment too....double bad me! *slaps my wrist*

I hope you have had a super flirty valentine...though I imagine it wont be stopping anytime soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello again I'm in for some fun

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Please resume your flirty positions beautiful people. More flirting, more aubergines and tonnes more boobies.

Go

I just ate my last aubergine. But I'm a big old boob if that helps.

Hello late nighters. "

Good evening gorgeous. Thanks for joining us and you’ve finished the aubergine? Shame. Booby hug for you then

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Which position was I last in?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Where was I?

I was just going to hear how great i think your profile is!"

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first.

I forgot to reply to your last reply....bad me! but if the offer is still there to sit next to you then I might just shimmy my booty next to you.....

*Casually sits on the other side of bootyful "

Oh hello you.....

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first. "

Darling Thesp. You just have this way with words. It is effortless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which position was I last in?"

Your favourite one?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I noticed the dancing shadows and flickering silhouettes through the slightly ajar door of the candlelit Nocturnal snúg bàr.

Good evening Le Petit Oiseau and all you forumites of the Nocturnal Fellowship.

It's a fleeting visit but time enough for a quick thimblefull of Sauternes next to the host's Clavichord. •

Good evening Nero darling. Thank you for joining us. We’re just having a small amount of flirty time. Tiny really

I hope you’ve had a fabulous day. Sauternes you say? It will nestle nicely I’m sure

Thank you LB! X

You are very welcome Sir. And congratulations on being 1st on part Deux. Your prize is on its way to you "

F¹rst?

Prem¹er Cru please. By the bottle, of course.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Where was I?

I believe you were joining Little bird and I in bed for slippery nipples "

Oh… yes that’s where we all were

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Where was I?

I believe you were joining Little bird and I in bed for slippery nipples

Sounds feasible…. Totally like something I’d do "

Who’s in the middle?

I know my preference but I’ll happily vote with the majority

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Which position was I last in?"

I think you were by the bar, generously offering your delicious...Malteasers...to LittleBird and me.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first.

I forgot to reply to your last reply....bad me! but if the offer is still there to sit next to you then I might just shimmy my booty next to you.....

*Casually sits on the other side of bootyful

Oh hello you..... "

Do boys still pull girls’ hair if they like them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please resume your flirty positions beautiful people. More flirting, more aubergines and tonnes more boobies.

Go

I just ate my last aubergine. But I'm a big old boob if that helps.

Hello late nighters.

Good evening gorgeous. Thanks for joining us and you’ve finished the aubergine? Shame. Booby hug for you then "

Heya birdy

I swallowed it in one, no chewing of course!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Where was I?

Right here, silly.

Mind like a sieve, honestly.

Am I taking to seat or your lap?

Well, let's start with my lap, and see how the evening progresses."

You know precisely how the evening progresses.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Unfortunately LB I'm going to take my leave tonight sweetie, just not feeling flirty tonight, unable to get into it.

You take care, enjoy rest of the night here, speak soon as well "

Good night darling. Just rest up and speak tomorrow. Mwah xx

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first.

I forgot to reply to your last reply....bad me! but if the offer is still there to sit next to you then I might just shimmy my booty next to you.....

*Casually sits on the other side of bootyful

Oh hello you.....

Do boys still pull girls’ hair if they like them?"

I hope so I do rather enjoy my hair being pulled

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Where was I?

Right here, silly.

Mind like a sieve, honestly.

Am I taking to seat or your lap?

Well, let's start with my lap, and see how the evening progresses.

You know precisely how the evening progresses. "

I never like to make assumptions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am i finding this so hard to follow do you get more used to it haha?

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Good evening all, hope you’re well this fine night

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first.

I forgot to reply to your last reply....bad me! but if the offer is still there to sit next to you then I might just shimmy my booty next to you.....

*Casually sits on the other side of bootyful "

Budge up

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Where was I?

I believe you were joining Little bird and I in bed for slippery nipples

Sounds feasible…. Totally like something I’d do

Who’s in the middle?

I know my preference but I’ll happily vote with the majority "

Sounds like an LB position to me

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Your booty is ever-shimmering, dear one. "

Oh my! You are quite the charmer as usual

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Where was I?

I believe you were joining Little bird and I in bed for slippery nipples

Sounds feasible…. Totally like something I’d do

Who’s in the middle?

I know my preference but I’ll happily vote with the majority

Sounds like an LB position to me "

In the middle? Moi?

In

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries


"Unfortunately LB I'm going to take my leave tonight sweetie, just not feeling flirty tonight, unable to get into it.

You take care, enjoy rest of the night here, speak soon as well

Good night darling. Just rest up and speak tomorrow. Mwah xx"

Awww I will do sweetie xx mwaah xx

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Why am i finding this so hard to follow do you get more used to it haha?"

No

Just randomly jump on someone

I mean someone’s comment

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first.

I forgot to reply to your last reply....bad me! but if the offer is still there to sit next to you then I might just shimmy my booty next to you.....

*Casually sits on the other side of bootyful

Budge up "

Oh LB there’s always room for you next to me. Or in front of me. Above me. You see where I’m going with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why am i finding this so hard to follow do you get more used to it haha?

No

Just randomly jump on someone

I mean someone’s comment "

Who do you think is best to jump on?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Why am i finding this so hard to follow do you get more used to it haha?

No

Just randomly jump on someone

I mean someone’s comment

Who do you think is best to jump on? "

Whoever takes your fancy really

Or just go for the scattergun and flirt with everyone. Whatever works for you x

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Where was I?

Right here, silly.

Mind like a sieve, honestly.

Am I taking to seat or your lap?

Well, let's start with my lap, and see how the evening progresses.

You know precisely how the evening progresses.

I never like to make assumptions. "

(Maybe you should)

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never catch me flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why am i finding this so hard to follow do you get more used to it haha?

No

Just randomly jump on someone

I mean someone’s comment

Who do you think is best to jump on?

Whoever takes your fancy really

Or just go for the scattergun and flirt with everyone. Whatever works for you x"

I can certainly see one or two that have

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Why am i finding this so hard to follow do you get more used to it haha?

No

Just randomly jump on someone

I mean someone’s comment

Who do you think is best to jump on?

Whoever takes your fancy really

Or just go for the scattergun and flirt with everyone. Whatever works for you x"

Misty darling are you completely surrounded atm? Or is there space for a cheeky one?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. "

Don’t make me drag you out of that corner!!!!

C’mon - flirt

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Please resume your flirty positions beautiful people. More flirting, more aubergines and tonnes more boobies.

Go

Hehe you are a ray of sunshine just like _lephantis I for to reply to your last comment too....double bad me! *slaps my wrist*

I hope you have had a super flirty valentine...though I imagine it wont be stopping anytime soon "

Oh darling you’re too kind. And you know me. I can’t help myself but flirt. It makes the world a happier place

No wrist slaps from me beautiful. Mwah xx

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"never catch me flirting "

I don't know how too

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Where was I?

Right here, silly.

Mind like a sieve, honestly.

Am I taking to seat or your lap?

Well, let's start with my lap, and see how the evening progresses.

You know precisely how the evening progresses.

I never like to make assumptions.

(Maybe you should)

"

Maybe. But I'd rather follow where the river winds. In my experience,that always takes me somewhere beautiful.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Why am i finding this so hard to follow do you get more used to it haha?"

It moves quickly in extreme flirt mode. You’ll get used to it. As Misty said just jump on a comment. You’ll get it

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Why am i finding this so hard to follow do you get more used to it haha?

No

Just randomly jump on someone

I mean someone’s comment

Who do you think is best to jump on?

Whoever takes your fancy really

Or just go for the scattergun and flirt with everyone. Whatever works for you x

Misty darling are you completely surrounded atm? Or is there space for a cheeky one?"

I am quite lost . I’ll make space for you though

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Where was I?

Right here, silly.

Mind like a sieve, honestly.

Am I taking to seat or your lap?

Well, let's start with my lap, and see how the evening progresses.

You know precisely how the evening progresses.

I never like to make assumptions.

(Maybe you should)

"

can I assume it would end in a rather sexy way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too"

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening all, hope you’re well this fine night "

Good evening again darling. Still flirting. How’s you? All nekkid in bed?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Why am i finding this so hard to follow do you get more used to it haha?

No

Just randomly jump on someone

I mean someone’s comment

Who do you think is best to jump on?

Whoever takes your fancy really

Or just go for the scattergun and flirt with everyone. Whatever works for you x

Misty darling are you completely surrounded atm? Or is there space for a cheeky one?

I am quite lost . I’ll make space for you though "

Splendid news!! Between you, little bird and bootyful my day has considerably improved

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Where was I?

Right here, silly.

Mind like a sieve, honestly.

Am I taking to seat or your lap?

Well, let's start with my lap, and see how the evening progresses.

You know precisely how the evening progresses.

I never like to make assumptions.

(Maybe you should)

Maybe. But I'd rather follow where the river winds. In my experience,that always takes me somewhere beautiful. "

Did I ever tell you my middle name is River?

#truestory

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first.

I forgot to reply to your last reply....bad me! but if the offer is still there to sit next to you then I might just shimmy my booty next to you.....

*Casually sits on the other side of bootyful

Budge up

Oh LB there’s always room for you next to me. Or in front of me. Above me. You see where I’m going with this "

It’s those bloody foo-foo ears. I knew it

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either."

Haha! Thank you Richie

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either."

Snazzy jumper you have there

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Good evening all, hope you’re well this fine night

Good evening again darling. Still flirting. How’s you? All nekkid in bed? "

Not yet darling, you?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. "

Get your flirt game on darling… I absolutely know you can

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first.

I forgot to reply to your last reply....bad me! but if the offer is still there to sit next to you then I might just shimmy my booty next to you.....

*Casually sits on the other side of bootyful

Budge up

Oh LB there’s always room for you next to me. Or in front of me. Above me. You see where I’m going with this

It’s those bloody foo-foo ears. I knew it "

Yes! YES!! I want to do you in all your foofs

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

Don’t make me drag you out of that corner!!!!

C’mon - flirt "

You seem a little preoccupied Misty

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"never catch me flirting "

Now this is a mahoosive fib

Booby hug? Foo foo on face?

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Where was I?

I believe you were joining Little bird and I in bed for slippery nipples

Sounds feasible…. Totally like something I’d do

Who’s in the middle?

I know my preference but I’ll happily vote with the majority

Sounds like an LB position to me

In the middle? Moi?

In "

Marvellous. Let’s get cosy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too"

Neither do I

I am saintly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

Snazzy jumper you have there "

My pulling pullover.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

Don’t make me drag you out of that corner!!!!

C’mon - flirt

You seem a little preoccupied Misty "

I can multi task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

Snazzy jumper you have there

My pulling pullover. "

Sexing sweater

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too"

Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo

Chocolate boobies you have now. After all those maltesers I dropped down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite like the jumping on idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

Snazzy jumper you have there

My pulling pullover.

Sexing sweater "

I'm often asked to take everything off apart from my jump your bones jumper.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening everyone "

Good evening Magic Fingers. Have you had a good day? Join us for the flirting. It’s apparently all a bit of an orgy now

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo

Chocolate boobies you have now. After all those maltesers I dropped down there "

And I thought boobies couldn’t be improved! That’s taking gods work on a step LB

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo

Chocolate boobies you have now. After all those maltesers I dropped down there "

I've licked all the chocolate off them now

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

Don’t make me drag you out of that corner!!!!

C’mon - flirt

You seem a little preoccupied Misty

I can multi task "

This is an interesting development

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Where was I?

Right here, silly.

Mind like a sieve, honestly.

Am I taking to seat or your lap?

Well, let's start with my lap, and see how the evening progresses.

You know precisely how the evening progresses.

I never like to make assumptions.

(Maybe you should)

Maybe. But I'd rather follow where the river winds. In my experience,that always takes me somewhere beautiful.

Did I ever tell you my middle name is River?

#truestory"

I might be falling into you, as well as for you.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

Snazzy jumper you have there

My pulling pullover.

Sexing sweater

I'm often asked to take everything off apart from my jump your bones jumper. "

Nekkid please and thank you

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

Snazzy jumper you have there

My pulling pullover.

Sexing sweater

I'm often asked to take everything off apart from my jump your bones jumper. "

Jumpers are the sexiest of all of the knitted items…

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Quite like the jumping on idea "

Best you get jumping then!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

Don’t make me drag you out of that corner!!!!

C’mon - flirt

You seem a little preoccupied Misty

I can multi task

This is an interesting development "

It is the day for interesting developments

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo

Chocolate boobies you have now. After all those maltesers I dropped down there

I've licked all the chocolate off them now"

Spoilsport Boo! Can you put some back on’t’nips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

Snazzy jumper you have there

My pulling pullover.

Sexing sweater

I'm often asked to take everything off apart from my jump your bones jumper.

Nekkid please and thank you "

Well you did say optional clothing

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Oh, I have missed this place so much.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Where was I?

Right here, silly.

Mind like a sieve, honestly.

Am I taking to seat or your lap?

Well, let's start with my lap, and see how the evening progresses.

You know precisely how the evening progresses.

I never like to make assumptions.

(Maybe you should)

Maybe. But I'd rather follow where the river winds. In my experience,that always takes me somewhere beautiful.

Did I ever tell you my middle name is River?

#truestory

I might be falling into you, as well as for you."

You’re getting wet either way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

Snazzy jumper you have there

My pulling pullover.

Sexing sweater

I'm often asked to take everything off apart from my jump your bones jumper.

Nekkid please and thank you "

As you said please I'll leave it at the door.

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

Don’t make me drag you out of that corner!!!!

C’mon - flirt

You seem a little preoccupied Misty

I can multi task

This is an interesting development

It is the day for interesting developments "

How has your day been Misty, hot and heavy

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Oh, I have missed this place so much. "

Ssshhhh - but we’ve missed you too

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

Don’t make me drag you out of that corner!!!!

C’mon - flirt

You seem a little preoccupied Misty

I can multi task

This is an interesting development

It is the day for interesting developments

How has your day been Misty, hot and heavy "

Getting hotter by the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

Snazzy jumper you have there

My pulling pullover.

Sexing sweater

I'm often asked to take everything off apart from my jump your bones jumper.

Jumpers are the sexiest of all of the knitted items…

"

The banana pouch my gran knitted me one Christmas isn't a crowd pleaser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

Don’t make me drag you out of that corner!!!!

C’mon - flirt

You seem a little preoccupied Misty

I can multi task

This is an interesting development

It is the day for interesting developments

How has your day been Misty, hot and heavy

Getting hotter by the minute "

Take your jumper off if you're hot.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided

I being us (mostly - I'd happily trade the Zimmer )

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

Snazzy jumper you have there

My pulling pullover.

Sexing sweater

I'm often asked to take everything off apart from my jump your bones jumper.

Nekkid please and thank you

Well you did say optional clothing "

Clothing is always optional. This is Fab

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. "

How does one entice you out of the corner?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

Snazzy jumper you have there

My pulling pullover.

Sexing sweater

I'm often asked to take everything off apart from my jump your bones jumper.

Nekkid please and thank you

As you said please I'll leave it at the door. "

Or on my bedroom floor. Either is good

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

Snazzy jumper you have there

My pulling pullover.

Sexing sweater

I'm often asked to take everything off apart from my jump your bones jumper.

Jumpers are the sexiest of all of the knitted items…

The banana pouch my gran knitted me one Christmas isn't a crowd pleaser

"

Shocker!!!

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

Don’t make me drag you out of that corner!!!!

C’mon - flirt

You seem a little preoccupied Misty

I can multi task

This is an interesting development

It is the day for interesting developments

How has your day been Misty, hot and heavy

Getting hotter by the minute "

Better join me in nakedness then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

How does one entice you out of the corner? "

Snacks?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo

Chocolate boobies you have now. After all those maltesers I dropped down there

I've licked all the chocolate off them now

Spoilsport Boo! Can you put some back on’t’nips?"

Why don't you?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh, I have missed this place so much. "

Glad to have you back darling

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Oh, I have missed this place so much. "

It's missed your irresistible charming self too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

Snazzy jumper you have there

My pulling pullover.

Sexing sweater

I'm often asked to take everything off apart from my jump your bones jumper.

Nekkid please and thank you

Well you did say optional clothing

Clothing is always optional. This is Fab "

When all the fun happens

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

How does one entice you out of the corner? "

Make me an offer, do you need someone to cuddle up to this fine evening?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided

I being us (mostly - I'd happily trade the Zimmer )"

Zimmers are well sexy

As is your bum xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

Snazzy jumper you have there

My pulling pullover.

Sexing sweater

I'm often asked to take everything off apart from my jump your bones jumper.

Nekkid please and thank you

As you said please I'll leave it at the door.

Or on my bedroom floor. Either is good "

My clothes will be off before we make it to your bedroom

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided

I being us (mostly - I'd happily trade the Zimmer )"

Oh KC. A tale of flirting 101. You can teach us all so much

The zimmer may just grow on you a bit. Go with it for now

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo

Chocolate boobies you have now. After all those maltesers I dropped down there

I've licked all the chocolate off them now

Spoilsport Boo! Can you put some back on’t’nips?

Why don't you? "

Done!! I may slip and get it on other bits too

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

Don’t make me drag you out of that corner!!!!

C’mon - flirt

You seem a little preoccupied Misty

I can multi task

This is an interesting development

It is the day for interesting developments

How has your day been Misty, hot and heavy

Getting hotter by the minute

Better join me in nakedness then "

I’ve been naked for hours. I overheated earlier

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"

Splendid news!! Between you, little bird and bootyful my day has considerably improved "

Glad I could help improve your mood

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo

Chocolate boobies you have now. After all those maltesers I dropped down there

I've licked all the chocolate off them now

Spoilsport Boo! Can you put some back on’t’nips?

Why don't you? "

I’ll do it

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

Snazzy jumper you have there

My pulling pullover.

Sexing sweater

I'm often asked to take everything off apart from my jump your bones jumper.

Nekkid please and thank you

As you said please I'll leave it at the door.

Or on my bedroom floor. Either is good

My clothes will be off before we make it to your bedroom "

And mine

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

How does one entice you out of the corner?

Make me an offer, do you need someone to cuddle up to this fine evening?"

snacks aaaaaaaan cuddles? Only if you play with my hair while we cuddle

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo

Chocolate boobies you have now. After all those maltesers I dropped down there

I've licked all the chocolate off them now

Spoilsport Boo! Can you put some back on’t’nips?

Why don't you?

I’ll do it "

Feel free, they're out.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

Snazzy jumper you have there

My pulling pullover.

Sexing sweater

I'm often asked to take everything off apart from my jump your bones jumper.

Nekkid please and thank you

As you said please I'll leave it at the door.

Or on my bedroom floor. Either is good

My clothes will be off before we make it to your bedroom

And mine "

so much nakedness

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo

Chocolate boobies you have now. After all those maltesers I dropped down there

I've licked all the chocolate off them now

Spoilsport Boo! Can you put some back on’t’nips?

Why don't you?

I’ll do it "

You’ll have to work fast with me taking it off again

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

Don’t make me drag you out of that corner!!!!

C’mon - flirt

You seem a little preoccupied Misty

I can multi task

This is an interesting development

It is the day for interesting developments

How has your day been Misty, hot and heavy

Getting hotter by the minute

Better join me in nakedness then

I’ve been naked for hours. I overheated earlier "

I can spritz you with some cold water or fan you for a while to cool you down, then maybe we can heat things up again

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Oh, I have missed this place so much.

Ssshhhh - but we’ve missed you too "

You know why I've been away. It is so very good to be back.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

How does one entice you out of the corner?

Make me an offer, do you need someone to cuddle up to this fine evening?

snacks aaaaaaaan cuddles? Only if you play with my hair while we cuddle "

Now who could resist this beautiful offer?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Just popped back in...

Smells like sex in here.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Oh, I have missed this place so much. "

I'm not sure we've been introduced.... hello I'm Boo

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

How does one entice you out of the corner?

Make me an offer, do you need someone to cuddle up to this fine evening?

snacks aaaaaaaan cuddles? Only if you play with my hair while we cuddle "

Oh I could definitely play with your hair while we cuddle, do you have hair down there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never catch me flirting

I don't know how too

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

My flirt games not strong either.

Snazzy jumper you have there

My pulling pullover.

Sexing sweater

I'm often asked to take everything off apart from my jump your bones jumper.

Nekkid please and thank you

As you said please I'll leave it at the door.

Or on my bedroom floor. Either is good

My clothes will be off before we make it to your bedroom

And mine

so much nakedness "

The more the merrier.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

We will soon be approaching the witching hour.

I will turn into a pumpkin, everyone gets entirely nekkid and the lights are turned off.

Grab on to something everyone. We’re going for a little ride

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Oh, I have missed this place so much.

Ssshhhh - but we’ve missed you too

You know why I've been away. It is so very good to be back."

I know, but I still missed you here x

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just popped back in...

Smells like sex in here. "

You are right. It does

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"We will soon be approaching the witching hour.

I will turn into a pumpkin, everyone gets entirely nekkid and the lights are turned off.

Grab on to something everyone. We’re going for a little ride "

What happens if already entirely nekkid?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Oh, I have missed this place so much.

I'm not sure we've been introduced.... hello I'm Boo "

Delighted to make your acquaintance, Boo. I go by Elephantis.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

Don’t make me drag you out of that corner!!!!

C’mon - flirt

You seem a little preoccupied Misty

I can multi task

This is an interesting development

It is the day for interesting developments

How has your day been Misty, hot and heavy

Getting hotter by the minute

Better join me in nakedness then

I’ve been naked for hours. I overheated earlier

I can spritz you with some cold water or fan you for a while to cool you down, then maybe we can heat things up again "

I’m game to try.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Oh, I have missed this place so much.

Ssshhhh - but we’ve missed you too

You know why I've been away. It is so very good to be back.

I know, but I still missed you here x"

I missed you everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We will soon be approaching the witching hour.

I will turn into a pumpkin, everyone gets entirely nekkid and the lights are turned off.

Grab on to something everyone. We’re going for a little ride "

Its the Twitching hour in my shorts *

Feel free to grab hold of it.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

* lights the candles *

It is now Midnight - the witching hour

Let the fun commence

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

Don’t make me drag you out of that corner!!!!

C’mon - flirt

You seem a little preoccupied Misty

I can multi task

This is an interesting development

It is the day for interesting developments

How has your day been Misty, hot and heavy

Getting hotter by the minute

Better join me in nakedness then

I’ve been naked for hours. I overheated earlier

I can spritz you with some cold water or fan you for a while to cool you down, then maybe we can heat things up again

I’m game to try. "

*Starts spritzing but it doesn’t seem to be working*

Maybe I should just take you for a cold shower

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Oh, I have missed this place so much.

Ssshhhh - but we’ve missed you too

You know why I've been away. It is so very good to be back.

I know, but I still missed you here x

I missed you everywhere."

Then you must kiss me everywhere

So you won’t miss anywhere

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

Don’t make me drag you out of that corner!!!!

C’mon - flirt

You seem a little preoccupied Misty

I can multi task

This is an interesting development

It is the day for interesting developments

How has your day been Misty, hot and heavy

Getting hotter by the minute

Better join me in nakedness then

I’ve been naked for hours. I overheated earlier

I can spritz you with some cold water or fan you for a while to cool you down, then maybe we can heat things up again

I’m game to try.

*Starts spritzing but it doesn’t seem to be working*

Maybe I should just take you for a cold shower "

Maybe I’m just *that* hot?

(Sorry - I can’t even type that with a straight face)

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Typical I have to leave just as the slidy pump pump starts. Have a fucking fantastic fuck everyone!

Night sexies x

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"* lights the candles *

It is now Midnight - the witching hour

Let the fun commence "

My fun commence quite some time ago

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Typical I have to leave just as the slidy pump pump starts. Have a fucking fantastic fuck everyone!

Night sexies x"

G’night ya beautiful fucking creature

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him….

Don’t make me drag you out of that corner!!!!

C’mon - flirt

You seem a little preoccupied Misty

I can multi task

This is an interesting development

It is the day for interesting developments

How has your day been Misty, hot and heavy

Getting hotter by the minute

Better join me in nakedness then

I’ve been naked for hours. I overheated earlier

I can spritz you with some cold water or fan you for a while to cool you down, then maybe we can heat things up again

I’m game to try.

*Starts spritzing but it doesn’t seem to be working*

Maybe I should just take you for a cold shower

Maybe I’m just *that* hot?

(Sorry - I can’t even type that with a straight face) "

Well… you are mighty hot too, but a cold shower may be the only solution

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Typical I have to leave just as the slidy pump pump starts. Have a fucking fantastic fuck everyone!

Night sexies x

G’night ya beautiful fucking creature "

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Oh, I have missed this place so much.

Ssshhhh - but we’ve missed you too

You know why I've been away. It is so very good to be back.

I know, but I still missed you here x

I missed you everywhere.

Then you must kiss me everywhere

So you won’t miss anywhere"

I shan't miss an inch, I promise.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Typical I have to leave just as the slidy pump pump starts. Have a fucking fantastic fuck everyone!

Night sexies x"

Good night beautiful. I’ll put the ears back on tomorrow. Pwomise

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided

I being us (mostly - I'd happily trade the Zimmer )

Oh KC. A tale of flirting 101. You can teach us all so much

The zimmer may just grow on you a bit. Go with it for now "

My choices are Zimmer or fall. Hobson's choice

At least we have a happy and contented Mr KC nodding off to sleep now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We will soon be approaching the witching hour.

I will turn into a pumpkin, everyone gets entirely nekkid and the lights are turned off.

Grab on to something everyone. We’re going for a little ride "

Who wants to take me for a ride?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"* lights the candles *

It is now Midnight - the witching hour

Let the fun commence

My fun commence quite some time ago "

Oh mine too. But that was the prelude darling

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Maybe I’m just *that* hot?

(Sorry - I can’t even type that with a straight face)

Well… you are mighty hot too, but a cold shower may be the only solution "

Why not?!? I’m naked anyway.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided

I being us (mostly - I'd happily trade the Zimmer )

Oh KC. A tale of flirting 101. You can teach us all so much

The zimmer may just grow on you a bit. Go with it for now

My choices are Zimmer or fall. Hobson's choice

At least we have a happy and contented Mr KC nodding off to sleep now "

As REM sang so harmoniously, Fall On Me.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided

I being us (mostly - I'd happily trade the Zimmer )

Oh KC. A tale of flirting 101. You can teach us all so much

The zimmer may just grow on you a bit. Go with it for now

My choices are Zimmer or fall. Hobson's choice

At least we have a happy and contented Mr KC nodding off to sleep now "

Hobsons choice is better than no choice darling. It always will be. And bless his heart. He has found his happy snuggly place

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"We will soon be approaching the witching hour.

I will turn into a pumpkin, everyone gets entirely nekkid and the lights are turned off.

Grab on to something everyone. We’re going for a little ride

Who wants to take me for a ride? "

Once I’m out of this shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided

I being us (mostly - I'd happily trade the Zimmer )

Oh KC. A tale of flirting 101. You can teach us all so much

The zimmer may just grow on you a bit. Go with it for now

My choices are Zimmer or fall. Hobson's choice

At least we have a happy and contented Mr KC nodding off to sleep now

As REM sang so harmoniously, Fall On Me."

Better than "everybody hurts" after a play.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"* lights the candles *

It is now Midnight - the witching hour

Let the fun commence

My fun commence quite some time ago

Oh mine too. But that was the prelude darling "

Ding ding

Round 2

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

Maybe I’m just *that* hot?

(Sorry - I can’t even type that with a straight face)

Well… you are mighty hot too, but a cold shower may be the only solution

Why not?!? I’m naked anyway. "

Let’s see how hot we can get the shower

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided

I being us (mostly - I'd happily trade the Zimmer )

Oh KC. A tale of flirting 101. You can teach us all so much

The zimmer may just grow on you a bit. Go with it for now

My choices are Zimmer or fall. Hobson's choice

At least we have a happy and contented Mr KC nodding off to sleep now

Hobsons choice is better than no choice darling. It always will be. And bless his heart. He has found his happy snuggly place "

He's basking in a post BJ bliss state, methinks. It's the best prezzie I could muster from Bed™

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We will soon be approaching the witching hour.

I will turn into a pumpkin, everyone gets entirely nekkid and the lights are turned off.

Grab on to something everyone. We’re going for a little ride

Who wants to take me for a ride?

Once I’m out of this shower "

Oh you can ride me in the shower

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided

I being us (mostly - I'd happily trade the Zimmer )

Oh KC. A tale of flirting 101. You can teach us all so much

The zimmer may just grow on you a bit. Go with it for now

My choices are Zimmer or fall. Hobson's choice

At least we have a happy and contented Mr KC nodding off to sleep now

As REM sang so harmoniously, Fall On Me."

I hope you're strong, dear man! Your username partly represents my mass

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"* lights the candles *

It is now Midnight - the witching hour

Let the fun commence

My fun commence quite some time ago

Oh mine too. But that was the prelude darling

Ding ding

Round 2 "

The return…

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided

I being us (mostly - I'd happily trade the Zimmer )

Oh KC. A tale of flirting 101. You can teach us all so much

The zimmer may just grow on you a bit. Go with it for now

My choices are Zimmer or fall. Hobson's choice

At least we have a happy and contented Mr KC nodding off to sleep now

Hobsons choice is better than no choice darling. It always will be. And bless his heart. He has found his happy snuggly place

He's basking in a post BJ bliss state, methinks. It's the best prezzie I could muster from Bed™ "

What a present!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Maybe I’m just *that* hot?

(Sorry - I can’t even type that with a straight face)

Well… you are mighty hot too, but a cold shower may be the only solution

Why not?!? I’m naked anyway.

Let’s see how hot we can get the shower "

I do love a challenge

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"We will soon be approaching the witching hour.

I will turn into a pumpkin, everyone gets entirely nekkid and the lights are turned off.

Grab on to something everyone. We’re going for a little ride

Who wants to take me for a ride?

Once I’m out of this shower

Oh you can ride me in the shower "

Bonus points for adaptability

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Oh, I have missed this place so much.

Ssshhhh - but we’ve missed you too

You know why I've been away. It is so very good to be back.

I know, but I still missed you here x

I missed you everywhere.

Then you must kiss me everywhere

So you won’t miss anywhere

I shan't miss an inch, I promise."

Definitely taking that cold shower…

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

Maybe I’m just *that* hot?

(Sorry - I can’t even type that with a straight face)

Well… you are mighty hot too, but a cold shower may be the only solution

Why not?!? I’m naked anyway.

Let’s see how hot we can get the shower

I do love a challenge "

So do I, but I’m sure something will come up to assist us

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided

I being us (mostly - I'd happily trade the Zimmer )

Oh KC. A tale of flirting 101. You can teach us all so much

The zimmer may just grow on you a bit. Go with it for now

My choices are Zimmer or fall. Hobson's choice

At least we have a happy and contented Mr KC nodding off to sleep now

Hobsons choice is better than no choice darling. It always will be. And bless his heart. He has found his happy snuggly place

He's basking in a post BJ bliss state, methinks. It's the best prezzie I could muster from Bed™

What a present! "

I couldn't make it to the shops for a card with pre-printef sentimental guff on it. So I used my ingenuity and opted for the next best thing

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Maybe I’m just *that* hot?

(Sorry - I can’t even type that with a straight face)

Well… you are mighty hot too, but a cold shower may be the only solution

Why not?!? I’m naked anyway.

Let’s see how hot we can get the shower

I do love a challenge

So do I, but I’m sure something will come up to assist us "

I’m sure

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided

I being us (mostly - I'd happily trade the Zimmer )

Oh KC. A tale of flirting 101. You can teach us all so much

The zimmer may just grow on you a bit. Go with it for now

My choices are Zimmer or fall. Hobson's choice

At least we have a happy and contented Mr KC nodding off to sleep now

Hobsons choice is better than no choice darling. It always will be. And bless his heart. He has found his happy snuggly place

He's basking in a post BJ bliss state, methinks. It's the best prezzie I could muster from Bed™

What a present!

I couldn't make it to the shops for a card with pre-printef sentimental guff on it. So I used my ingenuity and opted for the next best thing "

I’m sure it was much appreciated by both parties KC

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Ok. Goodnight my beautiful friends - old & new.

I’m going to attempt sleep.

Kisses & hugs to all

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

Maybe I’m just *that* hot?

(Sorry - I can’t even type that with a straight face)

Well… you are mighty hot too, but a cold shower may be the only solution

Why not?!? I’m naked anyway.

Let’s see how hot we can get the shower

I do love a challenge

So do I, but I’m sure something will come up to assist us

I’m sure "

You have some lovely soft skin darling

Let me kiss it all over

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"

He's basking in a post BJ bliss state, methinks. It's the best prezzie I could muster from Bed™

What a present!

I couldn't make it to the shops for a card with pre-printef sentimental guff on it. So I used my ingenuity and opted for the next best thing "

A very creative gift indeed

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ok. Goodnight my beautiful friends - old & new.

I’m going to attempt sleep.

Kisses & hugs to all "

Oh dear, if put her to sleep

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Ok. Goodnight my beautiful friends - old & new.

I’m going to attempt sleep.

Kisses & hugs to all

Oh dear, if put her to sleep "

Not at all. I’m overexcited

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I'm new but hello

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Ok. Goodnight my beautiful friends - old & new.

I’m going to attempt sleep.

Kisses & hugs to all "

Good night darling. Mwah xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

He's basking in a post BJ bliss state, methinks. It's the best prezzie I could muster from Bed™

What a present!

I couldn't make it to the shops for a card with pre-printef sentimental guff on it. So I used my ingenuity and opted for the next best thing

A very creative gift indeed "

Creativity is my middle name*

*I changed it by Deed Poll

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

Why good evening you decadent lot.

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