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"Not when I'm on my period and not when you're on your period. F" Every leap year then? It's a date! | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard." You seem a little frustrated OP  x | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard. You seem a little frustrated OP x "A little! | |||
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"Self fucking seems way easier and more accessible to be fair. So I fuck me too. It is Valentines after all "Seems fucking and self love! | |||
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" "I'll take that as a yes | |||
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"Someone’s still not able to wank… "I attempted, and failed!  | |||
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"I don't think you would want me to fuck you as when I switch I am not a nice person. XXX " I'm far too delicate | |||
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"Oh I so would  " | |||
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"No I would not. I don't think it would be consentual and you wouldn't like it. "Valid answer, good sir! | |||
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"Someone’s still not able to wank…
I attempted, and failed! "you need to be ambidextrous - maybe a little more practice? | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard." Yeah. With a body like that I think I would. *nods* | |||
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"Someone’s still not able to wank…
I attempted, and failed!
you need to be ambidextrous - maybe a little more practice?"Seems like too much effort | |||
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"Sounds like something out of Silence of the Lambs 
"Nope! 100% of my own creation!... | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard. Yeah. With a body like that I think I would. *nods* " Only think? Needs 100% certainty | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard." Absolutely, when the Moon is in orbit with Mars. | |||
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"Sounds like something out of Silence of the Lambs
Nope! 100% of my own creation!... "I am sure it's a quote from the Jamie Gumm character from SOTL when he's pratting about in his skin suit | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard. Absolutely, when the Moon is in orbit with Mars. "Wait a minute... | |||
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"Sounds like something out of Silence of the Lambs
Nope! 100% of my own creation!...
I am sure it's a quote from the Jamie Gumm character from SOTL when he's pratting about in his skin suit "Shhhhhhh! Don't ruin it  | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard." Well. You do tickle my fancy | |||
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"You say your straight, but then say you would fuck yourself hard, if you were someone else. Now I'm not offering, your not my type, but I know some guys who might help you out. You might want to be careful how you word things on here!" I said nothing about if I were somebody else. Oh I know exactly what to expect with wording when it comes to this place. | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard. Well. You do tickle my fancy "I swear, I did no such tickling of any fancies! | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard. Absolutely, when the Moon is in orbit with Mars.
Wait a minute... " | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard." I would but... geography... and I'm a retired fkr Did you ever notice how retired is re- tired. Like not just a bit done in, but totally shagged out. Tired out the once, then re-tired... That's me atm XxkissesxX | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard. I would but... geography... and I'm a retired fkr Did you ever notice how retired is re- tired. Like not just a bit done in, but totally shagged out. Tired out the once, then re-tired... That's me atm XxkissesxX" A bit like just when you thought you were out they pulled you back in? I mean in a total none sexual way! | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard. I would but... geography... and I'm a retired fkr Did you ever notice how retired is re- tired. Like not just a bit done in, but totally shagged out. Tired out the once, then re-tired... That's me atm XxkissesxX A bit like just when you thought you were out they pulled you back in? I mean in a total none sexual way! " Or when I'm playing solo and as I go to get up and shower decide to have another and another and another and can't work my abs out for 3 days after  | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard. I would but... geography... and I'm a retired fkr Did you ever notice how retired is re- tired. Like not just a bit done in, but totally shagged out. Tired out the once, then re-tired... That's me atm XxkissesxX A bit like just when you thought you were out they pulled you back in? I mean in a total none sexual way! Or when I'm playing solo and as I go to get up and shower decide to have another and another and another and can't work my abs out for 3 days after "
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"I’m not into blokes so your arse whole is safe. But I’ll fuck your life in the blink of an eye. I’m good at that. The mr " I'm very good at doing that myself! | |||
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"Horny much?" Frustrated | |||
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"I absolutely would. The Scouse things a little off putting but as long as you don't make a sound we are good to go my friend!" PreyToTheFairies has also made this clear many times! | |||
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"Horny much? Frustrated Oh, I can't help. Sorry. " Its the thought that counts | |||
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"I absolutely would. The Scouse things a little off putting but as long as you don't make a sound we are good to go my friend! PreyToTheFairies has also made this clear many times! " It's cool it's what gags were made for! | |||
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"Oh baby yes please now imagine this you are in a hotel room and I knock at your door. "You asked for your toilet to be unblocked sir?" I say as I enter room 6969. I go to the lilac ensuite and see the big floater in the toilet but don't worry because I have brought my plumbing tools along and as I put on my latex gloves I can feel with my sensitive eyeballs your penis stiffen as your dream comes true of finally watching a woman deal with your shit. As I break it down with my fingers you remove your pants and ask me if I'd like to have penetrative sex. I say yes and don't even have the time to take off my gloves. I pull up my 78 inch long professional plumbing gown and reveal my hairy minge as I bend over the toilet. You don't like the sight but any hole is a goal when your dream is coming true. You guide your big fat cock into my wet warm minge and it only takes four thrusts before you pull out and dunk my head down the toilet as you erupt all over my professional plumbing gown. But don't worry I didn't drown in the toilet because it is blocked and there is not much water left after all of my previous work. You are embarrassed and so am I but at least we both had satisfying and unique sex. I pull my professional plumbing gown back down and ask if you want to watch me finish the job. You lean against the sink with your cock now flaccid and watch as I work my magic. I finally finish up and leave your toilet sparkling clean. I thank you for the sex, and you awkwardly grin and ask me to shake your penis as a gesture of gratitude. I leave the room and we never mention it again to our friends or family." This is an incredible flight of fancy! I enjoy the fact that the plumbing gown is professional | |||
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"Oh baby yes please now imagine this you are in a hotel room and I knock at your door. "You asked for your toilet to be unblocked sir?" I say as I enter room 6969. I go to the lilac ensuite and see the big floater in the toilet but don't worry because I have brought my plumbing tools along and as I put on my latex gloves I can feel with my sensitive eyeballs your penis stiffen as your dream comes true of finally watching a woman deal with your shit. As I break it down with my fingers you remove your pants and ask me if I'd like to have penetrative sex. I say yes and don't even have the time to take off my gloves. I pull up my 78 inch long professional plumbing gown and reveal my hairy minge as I bend over the toilet. You don't like the sight but any hole is a goal when your dream is coming true. You guide your big fat cock into my wet warm minge and it only takes four thrusts before you pull out and dunk my head down the toilet as you erupt all over my professional plumbing gown. But don't worry I didn't drown in the toilet because it is blocked and there is not much water left after all of my previous work. You are embarrassed and so am I but at least we both had satisfying and unique sex. I pull my professional plumbing gown back down and ask if you want to watch me finish the job. You lean against the sink with your cock now flaccid and watch as I work my magic. I finally finish up and leave your toilet sparkling clean. I thank you for the sex, and you awkwardly grin and ask me to shake your penis as a gesture of gratitude. I leave the room and we never mention it again to our friends or family." Lemon please write an erotic novel because I hand on heart would buy that shit. Not his to clarify. I don't need that momento. | |||
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"Oh baby yes please now imagine this you are in a hotel room and I knock at your door. "You asked for your toilet to be unblocked sir?" I say as I enter room 6969. I go to the lilac ensuite and see the big floater in the toilet but don't worry because I have brought my plumbing tools along and as I put on my latex gloves I can feel with my sensitive eyeballs your penis stiffen as your dream comes true of finally watching a woman deal with your shit. As I break it down with my fingers you remove your pants and ask me if I'd like to have penetrative sex. I say yes and don't even have the time to take off my gloves. I pull up my 78 inch long professional plumbing gown and reveal my hairy minge as I bend over the toilet. You don't like the sight but any hole is a goal when your dream is coming true. You guide your big fat cock into my wet warm minge and it only takes four thrusts before you pull out and dunk my head down the toilet as you erupt all over my professional plumbing gown. But don't worry I didn't drown in the toilet because it is blocked and there is not much water left after all of my previous work. You are embarrassed and so am I but at least we both had satisfying and unique sex. I pull my professional plumbing gown back down and ask if you want to watch me finish the job. You lean against the sink with your cock now flaccid and watch as I work my magic. I finally finish up and leave your toilet sparkling clean. I thank you for the sex, and you awkwardly grin and ask me to shake your penis as a gesture of gratitude. I leave the room and we never mention it again to our friends or family." I am now 100% convinced you just input words and an AI comes up with a story
Well, there is my future wank material once I am able to effectively wank again. Thank you for your contribution. | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard." Go on then OP. Seen as you put it so eloquently | |||
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come on its too big an opportunity not to say that, you laid it out lol | |||
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"With all due respect.... Am i the only one thinking " well go fuck yourself then" come on its too big an opportunity not to say that, you laid it out lol"Oh I thought the exact same thing when making the post! | |||
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"If I had the proper equipment... Oh wait... Let me just strap something on... " Put it awa. Don't you come near me with that thing! ... Oh so this is what it feels like to say that | |||
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"Can we just spoon? I've no energy for fucking " I mean I do like spooning. And I guess we can... But not really in line with the thread is it. Would you spoon me? I'd spoon me. I'd spoon me hard. I'd spoon me so hard. | |||
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"I'd fuck you, but I wouldn't fuck me." But if I were you and you were me, would you fuck me?  | |||
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"I'm far too shy for that kinda thing "That's okay CG, you can have a bro hug. | |||
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"I'm far too shy for that kinda thing
That's okay CG, you can have a bro hug. "Deal  | |||
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"Would u spank me or cane me ?" I would not | |||
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"Can we just spoon? I've no energy for fucking I mean I do like spooning. And I guess we can... But not really in line with the thread is it. Would you spoon me? I'd spoon me. I'd spoon me hard. I'd spoon me so hard." I prefer the spoon to be soft, but if it turns into a fork it can be hard | |||
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"Can we just spoon? I've no energy for fucking I mean I do like spooning. And I guess we can... But not really in line with the thread is it. Would you spoon me? I'd spoon me. I'd spoon me hard. I'd spoon me so hard. I prefer the spoon to be soft, but if it turns into a fork it can be hard "The spoon may be the only soft thing though. | |||
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"Sorry OP, never top guys. Truth is, I don't even like guys, but do enjoy cock, go and figure, oh the irony. "That's okay! I accept your decision. | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard." Too old for me sorry! | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard. Too old for me sorry! "Understandable | |||
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"Sorry OP, never top guys. Truth is, I don't even like guys, but do enjoy cock, go and figure, oh the irony.
That's okay! I accept your decision. " | |||
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"Till your nose flows floods of cum. "This guy gets it | |||
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"Do you have a lovely handsome face, OP? That's a deal breaker "But which answer breaks the deal!? I do not | |||
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"I'd fuck me. Can't remember the actual/rest of the question because I'm busy one handed typing this as I think about fucking myself. " That's the gist of it anyway | |||
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"I'd fuck you, but I wouldn't fuck me. But if I were you and you were me, would you fuck me? "I'd be a man, so I'd fuck anything. | |||
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard." Oh definitely | |||
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"I'd fuck you, but I wouldn't fuck me. But if I were you and you were me, would you fuck me?
I'd be a man, so I'd fuck anything."Rude! But you have a point | |||
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"Do you have a lovely handsome face, OP? That's a deal breaker
But which answer breaks the deal!?
I do not"Excellent, I'll defo bang you then. Do you mind wearing *this* lovely mask, please? | |||
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"Do you have a lovely handsome face, OP? That's a deal breaker
But which answer breaks the deal!?
I do not
Excellent, I'll defo bang you then. Do you mind wearing *this* lovely mask, please? "No masks! | |||
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"Do you have a lovely handsome face, OP? That's a deal breaker
But which answer breaks the deal!?
I do not
Excellent, I'll defo bang you then. Do you mind wearing *this* lovely mask, please?
No masks! "I thought we could role play | |||
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