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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Faf?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

With you...Ålwåys.

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"With you...Ålwåys. "

Close this thread, I have peaked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAGD

Fancy a glitter dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAGD

Fancy a glitter dick?"

What's one of those?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAGD

Fancy a glitter dick?

What's one of those? "

You get your dick and roll it in a plate of glitter and then upload it to Fab.

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"FAGD

Fancy a glitter dick?

What's one of those? "

...do NOT fall for this!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Faf?

"

Oh go on then as its you

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAGD

Fancy a glitter dick?

What's one of those?

You get your dick and roll it in a plate of glitter and then upload it to Fab. "

I liked your pitch. But the thought of glitter in my pee hole is too much.

I'm out.

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Faf?

Oh go on then as its you

Tinder "

Excellent, we have 70 mins left, there's no time to Google things such as 'foreplay', or 'lol what's a penis' let's just go

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

[Removed by poster at 14/02/23 22:51:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAGD

Fancy a glitter dick?

What's one of those?

...do NOT fall for this!"

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere


"Faf?

"

Let me know if this technique works!

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"FAGD

Fancy a glitter dick?

What's one of those?

...do NOT fall for this!

"

You will become the death of all dongs.

It is prophecy!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"FAGD

Fancy a glitter dick?

What's one of those?

You get your dick and roll it in a plate of glitter and then upload it to Fab.

I liked your pitch. But the thought of glitter in my pee hole is too much.

I'm out. "

She will put out if you do it.

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Faf?

Let me know if this technique works! "

It's working, but I forgot to take my penis out of the fridge and midnight approaches, so it's going to be a fair race to the line, no messin'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAGD

Fancy a glitter dick?

What's one of those?

You get your dick and roll it in a plate of glitter and then upload it to Fab.

I liked your pitch. But the thought of glitter in my pee hole is too much.

I'm out.

She will put out if you do it. "

I've made my choice. No Vajizzling for me.

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere


"Faf?

Let me know if this technique works!

It's working, but I forgot to take my penis out of the fridge and midnight approaches, so it's going to be a fair race to the line, no messin'! "

Best start warming it up!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Faf?

Let me know if this technique works!

It's working, but I forgot to take my penis out of the fridge and midnight approaches, so it's going to be a fair race to the line, no messin'! "

Is there a queue Mr Dusk? What are my chances of getting to the front before midnight do you think?

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"FAGD

Fancy a glitter dick?

What's one of those?

You get your dick and roll it in a plate of glitter and then upload it to Fab.

I liked your pitch. But the thought of glitter in my pee hole is too much.

I'm out.

She will put out if you do it. "

The words of the prophecy, writ large.

This is how the world ends.

...feel like that emoji doean't get the love it should, and now I see why.

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Faf?

Let me know if this technique works!

It's working, but I forgot to take my penis out of the fridge and midnight approaches, so it's going to be a fair race to the line, no messin'!

Is there a queue Mr Dusk? What are my chances of getting to the front before midnight do you think?"

There is a queue, dearest Daisy!

But that might be because I have a massive sign over my house that says "I had sex with Kevin Bacon and stole all his internets, come get some free internets"

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"With you...Ålwåys.

Close this thread, I have peaked.

"

Only the GØDs listen to you; the MØds don't. Hence why this thread prevails. †

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere


"Faf?

Let me know if this technique works!

It's working, but I forgot to take my penis out of the fridge and midnight approaches, so it's going to be a fair race to the line, no messin'!

Is there a queue Mr Dusk? What are my chances of getting to the front before midnight do you think?

There is a queue, dearest Daisy!

But that might be because I have a massive sign over my house that says "I had sex with Kevin Bacon and stole all his internets, come get some free internets"

"

Did someone mention free internet?

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Check the Roses thread on the Ireland

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Check the Roses thread on the Ireland "

I'm not allowed in there, I sold my passport for a latté, this economy is awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the duration and positions.

T

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Bring it!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"FAGD

Fancy a glitter dick?"

Totally did this recently. Not entirely happy with how it came out. I was imagining disco ball(s)

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Depends on the duration and positions.

T"

We have 18 minutes left, so duration is kinda fixed.

There's no time to discuss positions, just fling yourself at me like that girl in Dirty Dancing and however we land will have to do.

ROMANCE

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Bring it! "

I shall, for 16 minutes!

ROMANCE

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"FAGD

Fancy a glitter dick?

Totally did this recently. Not entirely happy with how it came out. I was imagining disco ball(s)"

You must commit and teabag a bathtub of liquid glitter, at least that's what Lemons told me.

Told me ROMANTICALLY.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Are violets blue? I always thought they were more....violet. what rhymes with violet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on the duration and positions.

T

We have 18 minutes left, so duration is kinda fixed.

There's no time to discuss positions, just fling yourself at me like that girl in Dirty Dancing and however we land will have to do.

ROMANCE "

Is definitely dead.

Do your worst....

T

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Are violets blue? I always thought they were more....violet. what rhymes with violet?"

You tell me man, you're the successful American rock band that produced such hits as 'Once In A Lifetime' and 'Violet Rhymes with What'

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Bring it!

I shall, for 16 minutes!

ROMANCE "

16 Minutes?!?!?!

Too long sorry bro!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Bring it!

I shall, for 16 minutes!

ROMANCE

16 Minutes?!?!?!

Too long sorry bro! "

Oh that's a good one!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

How do about 16 minutes

Sorry that's to long bro

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"FAGD

Fancy a glitter dick?

What's one of those?

You get your dick and roll it in a plate of glitter and then upload it to Fab. "

Ooooo this sounds fun. Due to the nature of my wife’s work. She has an extensive amount of glitter in her stockroom.

The mr

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