FabSwingers.com forum: Have you ever hit a pothole so hard you have apologised to your car

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I know I have .

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

No, but hit a wall and need a new car...

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"No, but hit a wall and need a new car...

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But have you apologise to it? (car or wall)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't but always think "that sounded expensive"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the f#####n time

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"No, but hit a wall and need a new car...

But have you apologise to it? (car or wall)"

Both fucked on point..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but I've tapped the dashboard and thanked the old girl for getting me there in one piece

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I sometimes drive through Glasgow and every thirty seconds is:

thump

shit

sorry car

repeat

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Yes. I also apologise if I have to leave him out in the snow or ice. And tell him to stay safe if I have to leave him parked in a rough area.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

It’s an hourly occurrence on the roads in lincs…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit a pothole last winter, wrote off 2 of the tyre's on the same side. So couldn't even put the spare on.

On top of that my recovery membership ran out 2 days before and I had forgotten to renew it. Hadn't even used it in the previous 3 years.

Plus it had to be a cold January night with snow just starting and minus temperatures. Did I apologise to my car, did I f###

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

No, usually utter a ,'fuck me'.

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By *ecret SausageMan
over a year ago

DERBY

I hot a Audi q2 black edition 19 inch rims. Picked it up from Audi brand new and within 15 mins hit a crater. My heart sank but lucky enough no damage was done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. I usually say oh shit instead and wait for the noise and feel of a flat pulling a face.

However I've sworn at my car more in the past month, clutch went, had it fixed then it stopped working again.

God knows why I tried to reverse it into a parking space while the clutch was playing up. That wasn't my best idea.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No I just shout for fuck sake. Then slang off the government and council for 5 mins while the mrs rolls her eyes.

The mr

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

I'm such a good driver that the car hit a pothole and apologised to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice post. Made me lol. London pothole capital. More holes than holey.

Shite place to drive tbh

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m usually too busy swearing at the pothole and the local Council to apologise to the car.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

It's only when I am on a stretch of road with no potholes, which is hardly ever, that I thank the Universe for such momentary kindness.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

All the time. I’m surprised my car still has wheels for the amount I hit, unfortunately I drive daily on a little country road that I swear only I and tractors drive on, therefore not very well maintained

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Never apologised, but swore when one cracked the windscreen.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Yes. Friday night. Ruined a tyre as well. Roads round here look like they have been subject to an air strike.

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By *REEPALESTINEMan
over a year ago

derby

So many times in the West Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably

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By *ames250122Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"I know I have .

Yes hahaha

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"I hot a Audi q2 black edition 19 inch rims. Picked it up from Audi brand new and within 15 mins hit a crater. My heart sank but lucky enough no damage was done "

I'd get the tracking and balancing checked on the tyres.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Ha ha finally someone out there like me lol

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By *ensual mMan
over a year ago

conwy

If its taken me on a long journey and got me back home safe i always pat the bonnet and say good job thank you. Sorry youve had to work hard today.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Is pot hole another word for a stoner's orifice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex hit a pothole so hard he dented my alloy as well as buggered the tyre.

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