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By *ornucopia OP   Man
over a year ago

Bexley

No, this isn't about penile elongation. Pay attention, that would have been on Swingers Chat, wouldn't it?

I'm going to start the ball rolling with 'Easy Peeler Oranges'. If they are easy to peel, I can't imagine what difficult peelers must be like.

Any other examples of descriptions pushing the limits of credibility?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"No, this isn't about penile elongation. Pay attention, that would have been on Swingers Chat, wouldn't it?

I'm going to start the ball rolling with 'Easy Peeler Oranges'. If they are easy to peel, I can't imagine what difficult peelers must be like.

Any other examples of descriptions pushing the limits of credibility?"

Virtual reality.

It's either real or it's not.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Super glue… sticks fuck all but fingers

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

The “government”

They are not governing at all, they are just fighting their own little power wars. Fucking useless

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

And while I am here ….

New “Minis” they are like the size of old range rovers!

What is so mini about them? Nip about town, my arse!

Mind they are so big you could probably use the bus lanes and nobody would notice !

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By *am1ebMan
over a year ago

Wishaw


"No, this isn't about penile elongation. Pay attention, that would have been on Swingers Chat, wouldn't it?

I'm going to start the ball rolling with 'Easy Peeler Oranges'. If they are easy to peel, I can't imagine what difficult peelers must be like.

Any other examples of descriptions pushing the limits of credibility?"

sweet and juicy, still talking about the oranges, always one that's bitter

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Fun size chocolate bars (like Mars / Milky Way) - what’s fun about a small chocolate bar that is gone in a bite or two?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Haribo 'share bags'.

Share? No. Just fuck off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockermouth. Last time I went there I did not get a blowjob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Permanent markers.

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By *ornucopia OP   Man
over a year ago

Bexley


"Cockermouth. Last time I went there I did not get a blowjob."

Same around here with 'The Cock Inn'.

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By *icevicebabyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Peel and re-seal me arse.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Fun size chocolate bars (like Mars / Milky Way) - what’s fun about a small chocolate bar that is gone in a bite or two? "

Fun size, best way to describe a small cock and still get to use it

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Ripe and ready to eat

Flushable wet wipes

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham


"Peel and re-seal me arse."

I'd love to. Bring it over here.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Super glue… sticks fuck all but fingers"

To be fair, that's what it was designed for originally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cockermouth. Last time I went there I did not get a blowjob."

I've had plenty of cocks in my mouth there.

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Locks Bottom

All very well but who holds the key?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Ready meals - are not ready, as they're cold

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