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"Can I have a boobfelt poem?" Violets are blue Roses are red Take off your clothes And take me to bed | |||
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"Can I have a poem please OP. With a side of booty? " I sent you one via the valentines thread this morning | |||
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"In hospital at moment So nothing " I’ll love you forever I’ll love you around the clock I love your mind, body and soul Not just your massive…. Heart | |||
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"We are both greedy poem please Beard One between the two of you, I’m not made of poems Violets are blue Roses are horny Come and fuck me Because I’m horny " Wouldn’t “roses are thorny” have fitted better? | |||
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"Can I have a poem please OP. With a side of booty? I sent you one via the valentines thread this morning " Oh I got that one… thank you I shall of course reciprocate. Directly to your gorgeous box | |||
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"We are both greedy poem please Beard One between the two of you, I’m not made of poems Violets are blue Roses are horny Come and fuck me Because I’m horny Wouldn’t “roses are thorny” have fitted better?" Bloody autocorrect | |||
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"We are both greedy poem please Beard One between the two of you, I’m not made of poems Violets are blue Roses are horny Come and fuck me Because I’m horny " I might be wrong but I’m picking up a certain vibe from this poem Beard | |||
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"No card but I'm not a fan of cards anyway. " I like your style I like your class But most of all I like your ass | |||
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"I didn't get one but I also didn't want one Mrs " There’s always one awkward one | |||
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"Welcome back you beautiful lady Poem please I may pen you one back" Violets aren’t blue, they’re violet And only some roses are red Let’s continue this lesson Naked in bed | |||
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"I'm just greedy. Can I have a poem please? " I want to prove to you, my feelings are for real So I’m gonna buy you A million Happy Meals | |||
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"You must have sat up all night composing these beauties!!!!" I am absolutely useless in work today. Fortunately, they haven’t noticed a difference | |||
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"You must have sat up all night composing these beauties!!!! I am absolutely useless in work today. Fortunately, they haven’t noticed a difference " I've managed to sort of stay off Fab since starting work, but the poems thread got my attention. Loving your work. Have you considered applying to be the poet laureate? Trust when you get the job that you will take personal commissions | |||
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"In hospital at moment So nothing I’ll love you forever I’ll love you around the clock I love your mind, body and soul Not just your massive…. Heart" Thank you that cheered me up bit x To all If I had my life to live again I would find you sooner to love you longer Happy Valentine’s Day all x | |||
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"In hospital at moment So nothing I’ll love you forever I’ll love you around the clock I love your mind, body and soul Not just your massive…. Heart Thank you that cheered me up bit x To all If I had my life to live again I would find you sooner to love you longer Happy Valentine’s Day all x " In the words of my good friend F&B… you are welcome | |||
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"I'm just greedy. Can I have a poem please? I want to prove to you, my feelings are for real So I’m gonna buy you A million Happy Meals " Yasss | |||
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"Can I have one, please? " Roses are red Violets are blue Bend over backwards And I’ll sit on you | |||
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"I'm just greedy. Can I have a poem please? I want to prove to you, my feelings are for real So I’m gonna buy you A million Happy Meals Yasss " Even though some people point and laugh at us You can kick their ass because you’re bigger than a bus | |||
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"You must have sat up all night composing these beauties!!!! I am absolutely useless in work today. Fortunately, they haven’t noticed a difference I've managed to sort of stay off Fab since starting work, but the poems thread got my attention. Loving your work. Have you considered applying to be the poet laureate? Trust when you get the job that you will take personal commissions " How does it work… is it nomination based like Big Brother? | |||
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"Poem please " You look beautiful, you look sweet. Sit down over there, take a seat. Tonight we have some games to play, What happens now you have no say. It's my turn, you are the guest, You get naked and guess the rest. | |||
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"You must have sat up all night composing these beauties!!!! I am absolutely useless in work today. Fortunately, they haven’t noticed a difference I've managed to sort of stay off Fab since starting work, but the poems thread got my attention. Loving your work. Have you considered applying to be the poet laureate? Trust when you get the job that you will take personal commissions How does it work… is it nomination based like Big Brother?" I nominate ArtyIan with Harlot as second for when the laureate is pissed | |||
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"Can I have one, please? Roses are red Violets are blue Bend over backwards And I’ll sit on you " That's just perfect for me! Thank you so much lovely lady! | |||
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"Poem please You look beautiful, you look sweet. Sit down over there, take a seat. Tonight we have some games to play, What happens now you have no say. It's my turn, you are the guest, You get naked and guess the rest." Oh my I'm all a fluster You've made my heart a flutter My mind is firmly in the gutter My moans you'll hear as I mutter | |||
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"How does it work… is it nomination based like Big Brother?" It is an honorary role awarded to a poet of national significance - I think that you fall into that category. The Government makes recommendations - unfortunately with the well known swingers (the Hamiltons) no longer being Tories and with BoJo having lost his role as PM, I think that it may be difficult to be nominated from this site. However, the Poet Laureate is chosen by the King - so I think you might have a chance there (no hope if it was Randy Andy as I think he looks for the younger upcoming poets). You'd get my vote! | |||
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"How does it work… is it nomination based like Big Brother? It is an honorary role awarded to a poet of national significance - I think that you fall into that category. The Government makes recommendations - unfortunately with the well known swingers (the Hamiltons) no longer being Tories and with BoJo having lost his role as PM, I think that it may be difficult to be nominated from this site. However, the Poet Laureate is chosen by the King - so I think you might have a chance there (no hope if it was Randy Andy as I think he looks for the younger upcoming poets). You'd get my vote!" Something about Charles makes me think he probably appreciates a naughty poem | |||
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"I definitely didn't get a card " Roses are red Violets are blue My knickers get wet Just thinking about you | |||
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"Or you’re just greedy, please let me know. I will provide you with a heartfelt poem instead " Posties been…. Got no cards ….. looks like a poem it’ll be | |||
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"Something about Charles makes me think he probably appreciates a naughty poem " I think the Crown may have caught some of his comments - known as Tampongate, with lines such as: “Oh stop! I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out . . . particularly in and out,” and “Oh, God. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!” | |||
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"I definitely didn't get a card Roses are red Violets are blue My knickers get wet Just thinking about you " lol thank you | |||
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"Or you’re just greedy, please let me know. I will provide you with a heartfelt poem instead Posties been…. Got no cards ….. looks like a poem it’ll be " Roses are red Violets are blue I use my hand Thinking of you | |||
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"No card op. " Roses are red Violets are fine You be the 6 I’ll be the 9 | |||
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"Or you’re just greedy, please let me know. I will provide you with a heartfelt poem instead " Awww. You're so sweet. | |||
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"Or you’re just greedy, please let me know. I will provide you with a heartfelt poem instead " Love a poem | |||
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"Or you’re just greedy, please let me know. I will provide you with a heartfelt poem instead " Cardless here and would love a poem. Can I have a bumfelt one please as you do have a lovely one | |||
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"Or you’re just greedy, please let me know. I will provide you with a heartfelt poem instead Cardless here and would love a poem. Can I have a bumfelt one please as you do have a lovely one " I’m not entirely sure how you can tell that from the one picture you can see However, you are correct so you must be psychic | |||
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"I will continue with the poems when I return to the office, I’m out on a mission at the moment " You deserve one too Harlot writes an amazing ditty Cheer you up if your days been shitty So give this lady lots of plaudits And let's all admire her perfect tits | |||
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"No card op. Roses are red Violets are fine You be the 6 I’ll be the 9" Haha. … poetry hits me in the feels. | |||
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"Or you’re just greedy, please let me know. I will provide you with a heartfelt poem instead " Send out a card but never got one back sad times lol | |||
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"My post box didn’t deliver any cards, porn gratefully received " Bloody hell what a typo that was I meant poem lol | |||
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