FabSwingers.com forum: My mate says your his valentine.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

With special apologies to testarossa who asked if I’d do a valentines thread for her whilst she’s away, I’m afraid I couldn’t do it justice so here we are.

My mate fancies you valentines edition.

Message somebody in the thread to pass on a valentines message to that special one in your life.

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
over a year ago

villiage

We’re in

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

A fine thread, fiddling stix...

Get yer coat...

Ahem,

I mean, I'm in.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in early to this one.

Happy to play Cupid too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

Happy Valentines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, can’t play postie though I’m at work

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I'll play Cupid for a bit - no other bollox tho please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give it a bash

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve just received this arrow from a mate;

Please tell red panda. Distance is merely a number and she is my valentine

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Ok..I'm in..

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok seeing as I’m not at my desk yet, I have a message for cookie from this lovely fella

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Vodka is cheaper than a meal for two

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By *man_4Man
over a year ago

London

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Ok seeing as I’m not at my desk yet, I have a message for cookie from this lovely fella

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Vodka is cheaper than a meal for two"

Make it gin and I’m in

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

In and happy to pass on those messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just received this arrow from a mate;

Please tell red panda. Distance is merely a number and she is my valentine"

That is so very true about the Distance

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very eager friend has just send me this offer you can’t refuse…

Please tell _ornycouga

That I'd like to eat her out, how I like to eat out a creme egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cookie one bastard hot mate of mine, fuck he's on fire...wants you to know

There is no need to hold your own hand. hes your valentine

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Joining in

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By *aramel.desiresMan
over a year ago

London

I’m in too. Fingers crossed.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Cookie one bastard hot mate of mine, fuck he's on fire...wants you to know

There is no need to hold your own hand. hes your valentine

Such a smoothie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cookie.. my good mate says he will make it a bath of gin for you

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

In.. whilst having morning coffee.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"A very eager friend has just send me this offer you can’t refuse…

Please tell _ornycouga

That I'd like to eat her out, how I like to eat out a creme egg"

Interesting offer. I'm curious about your eager friend's technique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it would be rude not to

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I’m in, can’t do any harm

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By *hiversMan
over a year ago

Dinas Powys

Im in!

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

A very distinguished gentleman wants to show _ornycouga how he licks out his creme eggs, which then may transfer that skill onto her body somewhere..

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Caramel

A very sexy lady loves how you taste.. yummy..

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This little fiddler mate of mine said

Welshcouple you make the great outdoors great.

Youd certainly make me misty eyed on this misty Valentine’s Day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure. I’m in a good mood to do this.

but I’ll be on and off.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy couple sent me this;

Could you please tell _ickshawed, we'd love for them to be our valentine and share a mahoosive hug with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Popping in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Go on then fiddles you beauty. I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate ole Val

See if you can change my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uisge Beatha

From a friend

If I were to get her for valentines day I'd eat her like I eat galaxy carmal.....slowly, letting it melt in my mouth with long deep strokes of my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am IN

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m in for this, but please be warned - I’ll be a very, very slow postie because I’ve a lot on at work today.

Like the hurried lover, I’ll be coming and going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LITTLEBIRD.

There’s a gentleman who woke on this Valentine’s Day and plans to lay starmix around his wonderful cock in the hope that you are hungry for both.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I’m in for a bit

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"LITTLEBIRD.

There’s a gentleman who woke on this Valentine’s Day and plans to lay starmix around his wonderful cock in the hope that you are hungry for both.

Thank you darling postie. What a wonderful message. I am always hungry mystery Valentine. But I’m only playing if I get all the cola bottles

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We are in, though I’m expecting more messages for Tinder than for me

Beard

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I will join in.

Happy to be postie also

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By *rgasmaddict3Man
over a year ago

stourbridge

I’m in

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Littlebird, a sexy and cute man would like you to know this:

“ I'd love my little cock to meet your little hen and snuggle up in your lovely bush.”

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

ANOTHER one for the Littlest Bird.

My absolutely delicious friend says:

Roses are red

Valentine’s Day is a farce

When will you come over

And bury your face in my arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose-Tinted Glasses. Put those specks on you have a message!

If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

Don't drop the soap!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Happy to be postie.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My new mate has a message for Dreamy Boo

Can I lick her, like I'm licking the filling out of a creme egg...slow, deep and long

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

I’ll be in periodically as at work

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Blimey, Littlebird is getting all the Valentines this morning and none for the rest of us!

A very good looking man would like you to remember that you had already had the discussion of cola bottles with him

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Littlebird, a sexy and cute man would like you to know this:

“ I'd love my little cock to meet your little hen and snuggle up in your lovely bush.”

Thank you beautiful postie. I am a big fan of a little cock if I’m honest but sadly I am lacking a bush

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"ANOTHER one for the Littlest Bird.

My absolutely delicious friend says:

Roses are red

Valentine’s Day is a farce

When will you come over

And bury your face in my arse?"

Thank you gorgeous postie. I will happily bury my face in your ass any day of the week mystery Valentine

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Not done one of these before, Ill be in for a bit (mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in.. née other fucker has said it to me today, and my morning's gone to shite, so why the hell not

happy to play postie too. Px

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Message for Boo from a distinguished t clad gent:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

There's poems everywhere today,

But this one's for Boo.

This isn't about flowers,

Or soppy romance.

It's really quite simple,

I just want in your pants.

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

In and can be Cupid for a bit

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

I'm in, although I don't know what I've signed up for

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Fiddles, a lovely and gorgeous lady has sat down on her beautiful desk and written this with beautiful calligraphy:

“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

”

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I am in for this

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Cupid is posting this message for

Sprocket

Violets are blue

A colour I adore

When it comes to undies

Less is more.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I'm now out. That's enough schmaltz for one day

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Blimey, Littlebird is getting all the Valentines this morning and none for the rest of us!

A very good looking man would like you to remember that you had already had the discussion of cola bottles with him

Thank you. And yes I remember the conversation well. I’ve changed my mind. No cola bottles. No sucky sucky

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

message for beard!

Don't be like that beard, I think you look like a great +1 to have making sweet sweet MFM fun with your gorgeous Tinder

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Brucie Bonus

Here’s a bonus for you.

A lady who is sexy as, as sexy does asked me to pass this on.

Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you

I’m jealous.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Always happy to be postie

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fiddles, a lovely and gorgeous lady has sat down on her beautiful desk and written this with beautiful calligraphy:

“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

”

Lovely warm happy feelings about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in but I won't be able to send messages to some of the people because of their age range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brucie Bonus

Here’s a bonus for you.

A lady who is sexy as, as sexy does asked me to pass this on.

Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you

I’m jealous.

Tell her I haven't asked but I'm pretty good at making people feel like they're out of this world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AVIATRIX

If you could read minds you’d listen to a man who thinks “The worst thing about love this valentine's day is living so close and thinking my thoughts on her bent over in her pink heels is the closest thing I'll come to it?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Aww I'm happy to play postie for a bit - it'll keep my mind off any slight worries about later!

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm in while avoiding the mist/fog delays down here

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"message for beard!

Don't be like that beard, I think you look like a great +1 to have making sweet sweet MFM fun with your gorgeous Tinder

Tinder is gorgeous and I’m just a +1? Wow

Beard

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A very sexy couple sent me this;

Could you please tell _ickshawed, we'd love for them to be our valentine and share a mahoosive hug with them."

That sounds positively delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And DEE (Ricksawed)

A guy this Valentine’s Day, wants me to tell you he’d salsa you to 123 567th heaven and back.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

One for the lovely _eli

Can you tell Meli the slow jam in our messages is ridiculous sexual tension and it's obvious we would fuck like our lives depended on it

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

A fine gentleman of the lounge has sent me this

Quacksplat.

She’s so beautiful

It drives me crackers

A gorgeous person

The sexy Quackers

I yearn for her touch

She can suck my knackers.

It’s all about romance.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Message for Abootifulday

My cheery mate says he can facilitate you working from home, if you want to work hard for a raise...

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

LITTLEBIRD

We lay in bed in a heap of sweaty love until the curtains stop holding the sun and light shines on two naked bodies that were strangers the night before, but young lust runs deeper than expected and sometimes a sinner meets another, and a secret is hatched that only a look into the eyes can tell.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Last one from me as postie...

Quacksplat - a fit but fishy bloke says it would be much appreciated if you send him a special video on WhatsApp for a valentines wank

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By *hiversMan
over a year ago

Dinas Powys

One for Mr Fab Turned me Grey from a lovely lady;

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’ll be in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi oi Rickshawed, this one is for you... "it would be lovely to see her playing a love ballad on her flute using nothing but fanny farts".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One for Mr Fab Turned me Grey from a lovely lady;

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you

Lovely lady I'm not a parking ticket....but i can still charge you to park

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"And DEE (Ricksawed)

A guy this Valentine’s Day, wants me to tell you he’d salsa you to 123 567th heaven and back.

Well I hear it takes two to tango

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

I'm in too

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"LITTLEBIRD

Oh my… thank you postie. What a gorgeous thought to start the day. Mystery Valentine I am indeed a sinner

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

Don't drop the soap!"

I am equal parts afraid and aroused. Hello sailor.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Oi oi Rickshawed, this one is for you... "it would be lovely to see her playing a love ballad on her flute using nothing but fanny farts". "

Have I not shown you that video yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Woody pulls out his chair and smoking jacket, lights a raging log fire to read this poem for MELI from a mystery man.

“A simple hand hold a fleeting glance

Sets the heart racing creates that internal dance

Lustful love passion desire building burning

Wanton needs to fulfil in each other

Sexual intimacy in so many ways

The touch the kiss the cwtch the hold”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And with that, happy Valentine’s Day everyone. I’m finished with posting for friends.

Good fun Op.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Thanks OP but I must also bow out now for a bit as I must get my ass into gear for work.

Happy Valentines Day everyone and remember

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

pros use Gmail,

nerds use Yahoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Thanks OP but I must also bow out now for a bit as I must get my ass into gear for work.

Happy Valentines Day everyone and remember

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

pros use Gmail,

nerds use Yahoo

I use my own mail box lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

The dreamiest of my friends has a message for Mr Sprout, the Valentine man himself.

Roses are Red

Violets are not bloody Blue

Fancy getting naked

And sharing a KFC for two?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Roses are red,

Who's wearing blue

(That's as far as I got)

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Good morning all you filthy valentines gods and goddesses!

I’m in and happy to play postie, I have literally nothing to do today!!

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'm in! Happy to play postie for little bit too

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Happy to play postie

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Happy to receive

Messages that is.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Happy Valentines Day all x

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

RoseTintedGlasses a naughty friend of mine aske me to tell you that you make her fanny flutter

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Oh my. That’s a lovely thing to hear, especially coming from who I think it does.

I have a message for Mr Sprout, from a particularly wonderful woman.

Even after all this time my minge still twinges for you... who say romance dies after a year...?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Rickshawed

A fine man has asked me to pass this on

“Oh, stay at home with me, Dear Dee,

Oh, stay at home with me

And the very best cock in all the roost

For your own supper shall be.

It’s all your cocks in all your roosts

I value not a pin

But I’ll away to fair Rickshaweds bower

Before the nights sets in…"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

One for a feathered joy, LittleBird.

A rather deliciously forthright man wishes to let you know...

"No sucky sucky....then no cola bottles...no spanking no paddling and no fucky fucky"

Guess you'd better get those cola bottles sorted, chick. *winky face winky face*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not one single valentines pfffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a message from the lady of a sexy couple.

Can you tell tryingitout, what I wouldn’t give to try him out

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"The dreamiest of my friends has a message for Mr Sprout, the Valentine man himself.

Roses are Red

Violets are not bloody Blue

Fancy getting naked

And sharing a KFC for two?"

There’s a clue in there somewhere I’m sure

KFC is too tempting to turn down. I’ll be round at 7

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

One for Shivers, from a totally tasty lady …

“I'd love to be rolling my tongue up and down your abs like I'm doing with six squares of Dairy Milk right now.”

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m in for this one please

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Hey Beard Mr Tinder,

A sexy lady with a touch of rouge has asked me to send you this this piece of amazing prose.

Hey I love your beard, can I touch it... with my vagina?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

A lovely little lady has this to say:

“ABootyfulDay - kisses are great but sex is better”

I’d take that hint if I were you. She’s quite something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The love of my life said to me "you weren't listening were you?"

I thought to myself......"that's a pretty strange way to start a conversation"

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Oh my. That’s a lovely thing to hear, especially coming from who I think it does.

I have a message for Mr Sprout, from a particularly wonderful woman.

Even after all this time my minge still twinges for you... who say romance dies after a year...?

A year already!! We are going to have to rectify that soon aren’t we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to puty my posty shorts on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to puty my posty shorts on"

I've got mine on

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By *hiversMan
over a year ago

Dinas Powys

"One for Shivers, from a totally tasty lady …

“I'd love to be rolling my tongue up and down your abs like I'm doing with six squares of Dairy Milk right now.”"

Oooh...

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

For TheLoveOfSpanks 777

Let your lust and desire be A whirlwind

let our bodies merge and intertwine the heartbeats heat the souls divine

face on breasts, pure lust is just fine

don’t stop dreaming of men like me

loving you till ecstasy is a guarantee

no words can fill a beauty’s space

but your moan, builds a man’s grace

make me quiver with daily warmth

give me desire, rock hard true north

jump on it, grind me back and forth

I’ll pound hard till its wet down south

passionate moments with the crowd

excitement with the dark endowed

wildness hotness orgasms gets loud

a fornication taking you to the cloud

I’m a horny wild grizzly, embrace me

I’m sensual with words, trust me

I’m a scarred soul, lie next to me

You, lovely woman, journey with me?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

for OrdinaryFemale

beautiful and sexy,

Her sexy eyes her moist painted lips,

Skin so soft as Velvet as a Rose,

Beautiful curves, in pretty lace,

Created like a work of art on you,

You've been perfect from the start

To hold you in my arms late at night,

Is a hope and longing I carry,

One day I hope you're mine

I kiss your pretty painted lips,

There's desire within your eyes

Our bodies become entwined as one,

Like a sculptor working clay,

Blended in sexual harmony,

We match in every way,

Building up to ecstasy,

Kisses raining down on you,

I can see the love etched on your face,

Soaked in your desire,

My Valentine dressed in her redest lace,

Tonight will you be My Valentine instead of just being in my dreams,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For TheLoveOfSpanks 777

Let your lust and desire be A whirlwind

let our bodies merge and intertwine the heartbeats heat the souls divine

face on breasts, pure lust is just fine

don’t stop dreaming of men like me

loving you till ecstasy is a guarantee

no words can fill a beauty’s space

but your moan, builds a man’s grace

make me quiver with daily warmth

give me desire, rock hard true north

jump on it, grind me back and forth

I’ll pound hard till its wet down south

passionate moments with the crowd

excitement with the dark endowed

wildness hotness orgasms gets loud

a fornication taking you to the cloud

I’m a horny wild grizzly, embrace me

I’m sensual with words, trust me

I’m a scarred soul, lie next to me

You, lovely woman, journey with me?"

That. Is. Epic.

Thank you, whoever sent this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for OrdinaryFemale

beautiful and sexy,

Her sexy eyes her moist painted lips,

Skin so soft as Velvet as a Rose,

Beautiful curves, in pretty lace,

Created like a work of art on you,

You've been perfect from the start

To hold you in my arms late at night,

Is a hope and longing I carry,

One day I hope you're mine

I kiss your pretty painted lips,

There's desire within your eyes

Our bodies become entwined as one,

Like a sculptor working clay,

Blended in sexual harmony,

We match in every way,

Building up to ecstasy,

Kisses raining down on you,

I can see the love etched on your face,

Soaked in your desire,

My Valentine dressed in her redest lace,

Tonight will you be My Valentine instead of just being in my dreams,"

Before anyone asks, it wasn't me

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

for Sweetkitten65

Be my undercover nightly Valentine

Candy hearts and a nice bottle of wine

Flowers, preferably a rose

Honey drippings to my skin coating it very slow

Your tongue, following the path supping the sweeten flow

Sexy lingerie to entice your eyes

Hey, I’m a SweetKittyCat, would I lie

Soft music to amuse you

Dinner by candlelight

My mouth of pleasure gives as good as you get

A love affair better than Romeo and Juliet

My lust, my passion, my desires I give you

Mmm…yes...yes...oh yes come again

Well since you ask, let the slow dance begin

No better time to get back inside my butter rum skin

Waiting for that long vessel to sail in

A kiss to my lips, my neck, under my chin

Taking my body back, gracing rose petal silken sheets

your legs wrapped around my back, my body your carnal feast

Dick cupped, wet pussy opening wide

Moaning, grunting echoing from the slippery, slide and guide

Hands palming the bed for the entwined sinking ride

Kissing my lips, soaring the pleasures of my body to the sky

Umm, I love seductive nights such as this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for OrdinaryFemale

beautiful and sexy,

Her sexy eyes her moist painted lips,

Skin so soft as Velvet as a Rose,

Beautiful curves, in pretty lace,

Created like a work of art on you,

You've been perfect from the start

To hold you in my arms late at night,

Is a hope and longing I carry,

One day I hope you're mine

I kiss your pretty painted lips,

There's desire within your eyes

Our bodies become entwined as one,

Like a sculptor working clay,

Blended in sexual harmony,

We match in every way,

Building up to ecstasy,

Kisses raining down on you,

I can see the love etched on your face,

Soaked in your desire,

My Valentine dressed in her redest lace,

Tonight will you be My Valentine instead of just being in my dreams,"

That last line sounds like a threat...

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

How to follow those amazing poems...

Hi Ladies, get your tits out - it's Tuesday. Ta.

That's from me, Happy Valentines Day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight will you be My Valentine instead of just being in my dreams,

That last line sounds like a threat..."

You WILL tho. So get your lacy stuff on.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"How to follow those amazing poems...

Hi Ladies, get your tits out - it's Tuesday. Ta.

That's from me, Happy Valentines Day x"

The main thing is to try as its always appreciated that you have tried to do something.

It dosnt cost anything to write a few words too anyone special.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"I have a message from the lady of a sexy couple.

Can you tell tryingitout, what I wouldn’t give to try him out"

Well it is valentines. I’m easily persuaded;)

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Hey Beard Mr Tinder,

A sexy lady with a touch of rouge has asked me to send you this this piece of amazing prose.

Hey I love your beard, can I touch it... with my vagina?

My lucky day as I’m fresh out of moisturiser for it

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hey Beard Mr Tinder,

A sexy lady with a touch of rouge has asked me to send you this this piece of amazing prose.

Hey I love your beard, can I touch it... with my vagina?

My lucky day as I’m fresh out of moisturiser for it

I bet she has a lovely vagina too.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I'm very happy to be the messenger for your eloquent darts of love, O beautiful people.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

for MrsHardy13

Roses scattered red

tied to the bed.

Thoughts in your head.

feeling wet.

The blind fold of silk

alerting senses new.

This is my Valentine

gift to you.

Feeling a pricking sensation

thorns brush against your breast .

The petals tease .

Nipples agree.

Tummy relaxed .

Tickling .

Wonder what you are thinking.

Exactly that .

Petals touching folds of pink .

Lingering .

A touch too much .

Sends messages to your brain .

The rose watered .

As you came.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so in!

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

I’m in and happy to play postie.

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

"How to follow those amazing poems...

Hi Ladies, get your tits out - it's Tuesday. Ta.

That's from me, Happy Valentines Day x"

Tits out with a valentine twist

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"Uisge Beatha

From a friend

If I were to get her for valentines day I'd eat her like I eat galaxy carmal.....slowly, letting it melt in my mouth with long deep strokes of my tongue"

Er, thanks, I think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have a poetry forum?

(Only kidding (or am I…?), takes more thought and effort than most posts - crack on Fab Laureate)

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"How to follow those amazing poems...

Hi Ladies, get your tits out - it's Tuesday. Ta.

That's from me, Happy Valentines Day x

Tits out with a valentine twist

My kind of twist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a poetry forum?

(Only kidding (or am I…?), takes more thought and effort than most posts - crack on Fab Laureate)"

I think Mr Artyian could throw his hat in for Fab Laureate, with them read by Meli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh an I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to follow those amazing poems...

Hi Ladies, get your tits out - it's Tuesday. Ta.

That's from me, Happy Valentines Day x"

I've hung my ass out for the day. No tatas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit xx

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Hey Beard Mr Tinder,

A sexy lady with a touch of rouge has asked me to send you this this piece of amazing prose.

Hey I love your beard, can I touch it... with my vagina?

My lucky day as I’m fresh out of moisturiser for it

I bet she has a lovely vagina too.

Well if she let me know who she is I will do the research on this

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like it to be known that I know of someone that would love to love to crush his walnuts between TraceyT’s butt cheeks.

Now, I’ve seen these walnuts, and indeed the butt cheeks too. And I say… crack on!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy friend passed me this missive;

Message to _iddlesticks:

I’ll think of you next time my imagination gets furtive

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Hey Beard Mr Tinder,

A sexy lady with a touch of rouge has asked me to send you this this piece of amazing prose.

Hey I love your beard, can I touch it... with my vagina?

My lucky day as I’m fresh out of moisturiser for it

I bet she has a lovely vagina too.

Well if she let me know who she is I will do the research on this

Beard"

I can leave the study at any point? Just making sure it's ethical

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hey Beard Mr Tinder,

A sexy lady with a touch of rouge has asked me to send you this this piece of amazing prose.

Hey I love your beard, can I touch it... with my vagina?

My lucky day as I’m fresh out of moisturiser for it

I bet she has a lovely vagina too.

Well if she let me know who she is I will do the research on this

Beard

I can leave the study at any point? Just making sure it's ethical

Use my beard as the control.

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

Message from a gorgeous guy for the love of spanks.

Will you tell fortheloveofspanks

Roses are red

Bum cheeks too

I’m warming my hands

Especially for you.

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

With my rose reflected on his glasses my lovely friend has said to you LittleRed18:

Roses are red,

And so are you.

Let’s throw caution to the wind,

And rush home to screw.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Hey Beard Mr Tinder,

A sexy lady with a touch of rouge has asked me to send you this this piece of amazing prose.

Hey I love your beard, can I touch it... with my vagina?

My lucky day as I’m fresh out of moisturiser for it

I bet she has a lovely vagina too.

Well if she let me know who she is I will do the research on this

Beard

I can leave the study at any point? Just making sure it's ethical

Always ethical just stop before the suffocation/drowning point

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

A very sexy lady says:

Roses are Red

Violets are not blue

Be my Valentine Fiddles

And "I'll do you"

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A very sexy lady says:

Roses are Red

Violets are not blue

Be my Valentine Fiddles

And "I'll do you"

Ooh do me do me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message from a gorgeous guy for the love of spanks.

Will you tell fortheloveofspanks

Roses are red

Bum cheeks too

I’m warming my hands

Especially for you."

Ohhh my ass just tingled.

That's genuine romance right there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m late to the party, but I’m in

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

And for the gorgeous Rose Tinted Glasses a beautiful ditty has arrived by owl:

Roses are Red

Violets are not Blue

We have unfinished business

For me to admire that view

So hop on a plane

And come down here

So I can grind my fanny

All over you.......

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

From a very handsome man who loves to play the fiddle:

Will you tell Miss Jones that I’m like Rigsby burning my love wood

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By *adyluck..Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Ohhh dinner break so I’m in only a short while

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

for wildblonde69

You warm me to the core

How you moaned my name in ecstasy

As I rubbed your clit through your jeans

Sucking on your nipple and biting it with my teeth

My lip tastes copper of blood a warm reminder

Of your kiss and how you bite my lip

Your cute lil tits how you love when I play with them

As we kiss as we play together in this warm glow

Warm blooded ecstasy

As you bite my nipple still sore and aching for more

Oh baby I'm hard and warm to the core

Warm blooded creature of passion

You said my name in ecstasy

say again louder once more

This lust of a game we play waiting for a date

I can barely wait to have my way with you

And again I'm flooded with thoughts of you

That just warm me to the core."

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

"From a very handsome man who loves to play the fiddle:

Will you tell Miss Jones that I’m like Rigsby burning my love wood"

I’m sure it will enhance the imagination and produce interesting results.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Hey Beard Mr Tinder,

A sexy lady with a touch of rouge has asked me to send you this this piece of amazing prose.

Hey I love your beard, can I touch it... with my vagina?

My lucky day as I’m fresh out of moisturiser for it

I bet she has a lovely vagina too.

Well if she let me know who she is I will do the research on this

Beard

I can leave the study at any point? Just making sure it's ethical

Always ethical just stop before the suffocation/drowning point

Is edging to that point okay?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Ladyluck..

How bright is the lone desert tonight?

I’m at my store to catch a sight,

Hot and cold fantasy there upright

I’ve never been in such hungry delight.

I walk the Cuban café with blues

Eyes on albums and letters on glues,

Your bits rushing my lips like juice

When my brain pass me your clues.

I have not seen you in a while for now

But the sturdy and shy love you sow,

Far into a fierce gone hair on blow

Has set my calm waves on crossbow.

Reasons beyond seasons and time

Giving myself to your heart not dime

The world has shrugged to your chime,

I've finally found my home, Oh Valentine.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"With my rose reflected on his glasses my lovely friend has said to you LittleRed18:

Roses are red,

And so are you.

Let’s throw caution to the wind,

And rush home to screw.

D'Awwwww ain't that lovely! Thanks

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A lovely and sexy friend send me this;

Thank you in advance for posting this for DreamyBoo when you have a moment!

A gorgeous young Fabber called DreamyBoo,

More lovely than all that Bellini drew,

Caught my eye one fair morn,

So I cry, all forlorn,

If one day she'd be tempted to see me too?

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By *adyluck..Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Ladyluck..

How bright is the lone desert tonight?

I’m at my store to catch a sight,

Hot and cold fantasy there upright

I’ve never been in such hungry delight.

I walk the Cuban café with blues

Eyes on albums and letters on glues,

Your bits rushing my lips like juice

When my brain pass me your clues.

I have not seen you in a while for now

But the sturdy and shy love you sow,

Far into a fierce gone hair on blow

Has set my calm waves on crossbow.

Reasons beyond seasons and time

Giving myself to your heart not dime

The world has shrugged to your chime,

I've finally found my home, Oh Valentine. "

Omg a man with words thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In as postie

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Roses are Red

Violets are not Blue

We have unfinished business

For me to admire that view

So hop on a plane

And come down here

So I can grind my fanny

All over you....... "

I don’t need inviting twice, but when you put it so explicitly …

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

From a sexy guy who seems to like cherry trees for the beautiful Scarlet O Hara

A beautiful girl named O'Scara,

Who was hotter than Guadalajara,

Strolled right into this thread:

Now my face glows all red,

And my heart racing fast as Mo

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m in for lunch

I’d like you for my lunch

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Last from me as positive as I have to go out

From a delectable young lady

_iddlesticks

Oh gorgeous man with hairy chest

My head upon you may I rest

Your shaft will tempt my eager lips

And later make me raise my hips

Your hands explore and set a quiver

My body as you make me shiver

I feel a hiccup in my heart

As other lips I feel you part

Please shoot your arrow true and straight

Into the wetness that awaits

And as the tempo starts to build

Enjoy my groans as I am thrilled

Enjoy your valentine surprise

I volunteer to be your prize.

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By *ifewantsmore777Couple
over a year ago

North West

We’re in

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

The postman from Oxford has passed this on from his area for you Jasmine.

Would you be kind enough to pass this thought along to the absolutely gorgeous, stunning, beautiful, sexy, hot Jasmine:

There once was a hottie from Cornwall

Who I wanted to see before dawn-fall

The thought of a bang and a cuddle

Makes my mind such a muddle

And my winkie is getting all tall!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

for traceyt

Handcuffs, whips, and chains,

Our clothes thrown everywhere,

I hear you yelling faster faster,

Hands scratching all down your back and you know that there's nothing like it in the world.

When we just lay there in bed, teasing each other,

You know I love it when you get to be a naughty girl.

You come sneaking up and whisper real low,

What you really need is some fun time with me,

And you know there's nothing like it in the world,

It might be your hair done and make up,

But when I grab your butt,

you know your going to be a naughty girl.

screaming for more.

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