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By *acktar74 OP   Man
over a year ago

leeds

Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.

Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.

Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though. "

Valentines isn’t what it’s cracked up to be …. Shrove Tuesday OTOH….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even Hitler had a girl friend. "

Aim higher

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By *amieLDN22Man
over a year ago

London


"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.

Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though. "

Not sure Hitler's girlfriend had many choices but to date him mate. She tried to off herself twice. Finally succeeded before her husband shot himself in the head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also he only had 1 testical and an inverted micro penis, who was also addicted to heroine.... So chin up you can't be that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a funny joke about this - Hitler went through the entire war, all the bombings and death and destruction around him - but he couldn’t last a day in marriage before killing himself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s funnier when it’s told the right way at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a funny joke about this - Hitler went through the entire war, all the bombings and death and destruction around him - but he couldn’t last a day in marriage before killing himself!"

He lasted one. And topped them both before the end of the second day.

Rubbish honeymoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a feeling the rest of my life is going to be cold and lonely.

I raise my cup of coffee to all the single people who haven’t yet found the one who you will cherish every moment with when you hold them close and get to kiss beautiful.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.

Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though. "

Go out and murder a few million. Clearly woman love that I mean hitler must of been dripping in pussy.

The mr

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


" I’ve got a feeling the rest of my life is going to be cold and lonely.

I raise my cup of coffee to all the single people who haven’t yet found the one who you will cherish every moment with when you hold them close and get to kiss beautiful. "

Or who have lost them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I’ve got a feeling the rest of my life is going to be cold and lonely.

I raise my cup of coffee to all the single people who haven’t yet found the one who you will cherish every moment with when you hold them close and get to kiss beautiful.

Or who have lost them. "

yes & this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I’ve got a feeling the rest of my life is going to be cold and lonely.

I raise my cup of coffee to all the single people who haven’t yet found the one who you will cherish every moment with when you hold them close and get to kiss beautiful. "

Can I come and slap you please?

Single life is awesome,.love is overrated and just eugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I’ve got a feeling the rest of my life is going to be cold and lonely.

I raise my cup of coffee to all the single people who haven’t yet found the one who you will cherish every moment with when you hold them close and get to kiss beautiful.

Can I come and slap you please?

Single life is awesome,.love is overrated and just eugh. "

It’s cheaper in a coffee shop, I’ve noticed this.

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By *icktMan
over a year ago

hockley


" I’ve got a feeling the rest of my life is going to be cold and lonely.

I raise my cup of coffee to all the single people who haven’t yet found the one who you will cherish every moment with when you hold them close and get to kiss beautiful.

Slap? Oooh kinky! Lol xx

Can I come and slap you please?

Single life is awesome,.love is overrated and just eugh. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's just a cover story, Hitler fled to Argentina after the fall of Berlin.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

It could be worse!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.

Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.

Go out and murder a few million. Clearly woman love that I mean hitler must of been dripping in pussy.

The mr "

I thought it was the nifty comb over and groucho tache?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Visit fab op and share thoughts ideas. Enjoy the meal...two helpings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.

Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.

Not sure Hitler's girlfriend had many choices but to date him mate. She tried to off herself twice. Finally succeeded before her husband shot himself in the head. "

Did he though? Dozens of intelligence agencies from around the world declassified their WWII files a few years ago. The body that was found in the bunker and claimed to be Hitler's was a woman's body. In the late 40s and 50s the FBI, MI6 and various other intelligence agencies had open case files, chasing "Hitler" around the world trying to find him.

It's one of my favourite conspiracy theories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know this great pit you can wallow in if it helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hitler be my Valentine thread. Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15th year I’ve not had a valentine.

(Checks patio is still flat)

15th year I’ve not had a valentine.

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By *ola xWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry Shropshire

I am so looking forward to my M&S meal deal tonight. On my own. Yum.

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London


"That's just a cover story, Hitler fled to Argentina after the fall of Berlin. "

I mean, he really didn't...

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.

Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though. "

Dude I've never been in a relationship, never had a girlfriend or boyfriend or had someone to spend valentines day with...

I don't even have a nice meal to eat tonight, I'll probably just make toast.

You could be doing worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"15th year I’ve not had a valentine.

(Checks patio is still flat)

15th year I’ve not had a valentine. "

I am wondering what is under the patio that you had installed 15 years ago

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"15th year I’ve not had a valentine.

(Checks patio is still flat)

15th year I’ve not had a valentine.

I am wondering who it is under the patio that you had buried 15 years ago "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"15th year I’ve not had a valentine.

(Checks patio is still flat)

15th year I’ve not had a valentine.

I am wondering what is under the patio that you had installed 15 years ago "

Dirt officer. And hardcore. Hardcore dirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luv being single

OP enjoy your meal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my 11th year without a valentine.....

I have got duck for tea from Asda valentine's deal though ..

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.

Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.

Valentines isn’t what it’s cracked up to be …. Shrove Tuesday OTOH…."

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.

Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though. "

For an extra £2 you could have had two mains, 2 desserts and 2 drinks at Spoons.

And you wouldn't have had to cook kr wash up either.

Just paint a face on your right hand..

.

A

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"It could be worse! "

yea, He could be Jewish!!!!!

Hang on, I am Jewish and single too! sheeeeeeeeeeet

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.

Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though. "

I've been single for 9 years.....I'm a million times better than Hitler.

Mindset bro. Mindset.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.

Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.

For an extra £2 you could have had two mains, 2 desserts and 2 drinks at Spoons.

And you wouldn't have had to cook kr wash up either.

Just paint a face on your right hand..

.

A"

um...the meal deal is for two people....well the one I got. A starter for 2. A main for 2, a side for 2 a dessert for 2 and 4 drinks. It was £17 but usually over 40 quid! I only have to wash one plate and one glass. Lol!

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.

Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.

Not sure Hitler's girlfriend had many choices but to date him mate. She tried to off herself twice. Finally succeeded before her husband shot himself in the head.

Did he though? Dozens of intelligence agencies from around the world declassified their WWII files a few years ago. The body that was found in the bunker and claimed to be Hitler's was a woman's body. In the late 40s and 50s the FBI, MI6 and various other intelligence agencies had open case files, chasing "Hitler" around the world trying to find him.

It's one of my favourite conspiracy theories "

The Russians held Hitler's dentist,who confirmed the jawbone section belonged to Hitler. Stalin kept the rumour of Hitler's survival going ..can't recall actually reason ..

First buried in a wood ,then dug up and ashes scattered in a river,only fully disclosed in the 1980's..

Also Doctor Morellis Hitler's personal ( and extremely smelly,b.o,) kept medical records and Hitler had two testicles...

The song was British propoganda..

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

No matter how you look like and even how your personality is , if you are good or bad in the end if you have power no matter if is man or women , they can choose partners like we choose vegetables at tescos . That's the reality , always have been like that and always will be like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.

Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.

Not sure Hitler's girlfriend had many choices but to date him mate. She tried to off herself twice. Finally succeeded before her husband shot himself in the head.

Did he though? Dozens of intelligence agencies from around the world declassified their WWII files a few years ago. The body that was found in the bunker and claimed to be Hitler's was a woman's body. In the late 40s and 50s the FBI, MI6 and various other intelligence agencies had open case files, chasing "Hitler" around the world trying to find him.

It's one of my favourite conspiracy theories

The Russians held Hitler's dentist,who confirmed the jawbone section belonged to Hitler. Stalin kept the rumour of Hitler's survival going ..can't recall actually reason ..

First buried in a wood ,then dug up and ashes scattered in a river,only fully disclosed in the 1980's..

Also Doctor Morellis Hitler's personal ( and extremely smelly,b.o,) kept medical records and Hitler had two testicles...

The song was British propoganda..

"

But then the declassified Russian files also show their security services had open case files on him well in to the 1950s whilst they were chasing his shadow around the world

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By *leasureseekers123Couple
over a year ago

Heathrow


"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.

Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.

For an extra £2 you could have had two mains, 2 desserts and 2 drinks at Spoons.

The poor guy was sad enough. Going to a whetherspoons might have pushed him over the edge!

And you wouldn't have had to cook kr wash up either.

Just paint a face on your right hand..

.

A"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought myself some M&S tiramisu gelato

I'm still licking my lips

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.

Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.

Not sure Hitler's girlfriend had many choices but to date him mate. She tried to off herself twice. Finally succeeded before her husband shot himself in the head.

Did he though? Dozens of intelligence agencies from around the world declassified their WWII files a few years ago. The body that was found in the bunker and claimed to be Hitler's was a woman's body. In the late 40s and 50s the FBI, MI6 and various other intelligence agencies had open case files, chasing "Hitler" around the world trying to find him.

It's one of my favourite conspiracy theories "

But the bodies were taken outside, doused in petrol and burned because Hitler feared his corpse being desecrated like Mussolini's.

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